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RomanceRe: After The Stupid Sex, See What Happened To Her by MrBrownJay1(m):
the fact that you have self control doesnt make you a better person than the ones who has 3sums... wake up!

life is about choices, the fact that your choices are different, doesnt mean they are automatically better. you religious people make very little sense sometimes (just to feel better about your miserable lives).

BTW death is inevitable, whether you save your self for Jesus on his return or you fukc 1000000 men... and regardless of what you do, nobody eally cares!
RomanceRe: If I Ever Steal Or Scam Anybody, Nothing Should Make Me Feel Sorry. by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:05pm On Jun 22, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
These are the reasons
1.you believe i deserve 2 suffer even though we have not met face 2 face
2.nothing else

HealthRe: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:01pm On Jun 22, 2024
femi4:
Watch the video again
dont need to, its stated right in the 1st post of the OP, which is what i disagreed with:

DatoDatuk:
You are the luckiest woman on earth if your husband "joystick" is still active & working effectively - Lady
HealthRe: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:09pm On Jun 22, 2024
femi4:
Fathering a child isn't the same thing with sexual satisfaction. Even a minute man can father a child.
yes of course, and the above discussion has nothing to do with that... someone claimed that:"you are the luckiest woman on earth if your husband "joystick" is still active & working effectively"... which i fully disagreed and stated why.
RomanceRe: Have You Come Across A Runse Geh That Doesn't Do At Least One Of These? by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:03pm On Jun 22, 2024
lovediehatelive:
True.
But I'm still wondering, is there a love seller that doesn't?
Have you come across any?
Just want to know.
remember, as much as many women use the above to give them the strength to open legs to a total stranger, some of them do it because they just enjoy sex with anybody and/or simply because they understand they will make MONEY, money is the attraction, money is the appeal.
HealthRe: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:58pm On Jun 22, 2024
femi4:
Wrong
Men libido reduce as they age, it has nothing to do with their women. Your erection in your 30s can't be the same in your 40s cos of testosterone level.
Conversely, women libido tend to increase even as they approach menopause
you do know that men can father children til their death while the majority of women will be lucky if they can have kids pass 45yrs old, right?
but furthermore, are you claiming that because men's erection is not as strong/hard/powerful in their 40s (as in their 20s), it means that their joystick doesnt work any longer?! what you are saying would be as crazy as me saying that "a woman who can no longer go for 10rounds in the bedroom, is useless"... makes very little sense.

bluestone2015:
When you get to that age you'll understand that many guys have erectile dysfunction. If you doubt it, ask your doctor.
true, many men have erectile dysfunction, but this has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with marriage...

Lovit:
Oga, just talk say your own generator no dey gree start. Man wey em joystick dey work, will rise all things being equal if woman near am, weda ugly or not.
what you just wrote is the MENTAL DISORDER that makes some men able to fukc dirty/nasty homeless mad women.... thus why we always see these homeless mad women pregnant, because men like you can get your joystick to rise with anything, right? if a goat's nyansh look remotely fuckable, you will mount it too, right?

Maysdevices:
They are fat human beings
That you find them disgusting does not give you the right to call them animals
Intelligence is really a spectrum
you may not like that term, and you are entitled to your opinion.... nevertheless this is what perfectly describe such women (to me).
i really dont care how you feel about me calling theses women baby hippos or baby whales.

the problem with the world today is yeye ignorant people like yourself who believe that nothing in this world should offend you...as if anything and everything in this world should be appealing to your yeye self. wake up... whether you like it or not is irrelevant to this world. there are lots of things you are not gonna like in this world and thats ok. grow a damn pair!
FamilyRe: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:49pm On Jun 21, 2024
luminouz:
Brownjay elepon malu...zip it
pikin like you are the reason some fathers are ashamed of their children.... yeye disgrace!
RomanceRe: I need help. (Photos) by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:48pm On Jun 21, 2024
so you have NO brotha/sista, NO uncles/aunts, NO/grandma/grandpa, NO cousins, NO far away family members, NO friends, NO neighbors, NO acquaintances, NO school friends/colleagues, NO street vendors in your area that knows you, NO shop around your area that knows you... NO total strangers in your area...

there is NOBODY WHATSOEVER on earth that you can beg, not even total strangers, so the only people that you can beg are NLers?!
FamilyRe: I need help. (photos) by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:48pm On Jun 21, 2024
so you have NO brotha/sista, NO uncles/aunts, NO/grandma/grandpa, NO cousins, NO far away family members, NO friends, NO neighbors, NO acquaintances, NO school friends/colleagues, NO street vendors in your area that knows you, NO shop around your area that knows you... NO total strangers in your area...

there is NOBODY WHATSOEVER on earth that you can beg, not even total strangers, so the only people that you can beg are NLers?!
RomanceRe: Lady Shows Up At Ex’s House To Challenge Him For Not Checking Up On Her For Week by MrBrownJay1(m):
women and their confused state of mind.... lady says "DONT CONTACT ME" so the dude does not contact her any longer and now she is complaining because he did what she asked.

ladies, you see the above BS is the reason why so many men continue after you say "no", "stop" etc during sex.
TravelRe: Lady Compares The Cost Of Living In The United Kingdom To That Of Nigeria by MrBrownJay1(m):
only a very foolish yeye person would do that... if you dont like the prices in any country, DONT MOVE THERE (rather than complain online to the "international supreme court of social media" )

here is a simple clue: salaries in the UK are generally 100 to 500 times more than salaries in Nigeria, import prices are higher in the UK, everyone pays taxes in the UK (even food importer and/or supermarket where that same banana is sold).
FamilyRe: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:07pm On Jun 21, 2024
luminouz:
Will you shût dafuq up boy?
You talk too much for a dude!!!
OLODO... respect your father.
BusinessRe: 15 Reasons Why You Must Have Money. by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:16pm On Jun 21, 2024
ARRANT NONSENSE!!!!
the only reason why a man needs money is because all the LIFE BASIC NECESSITIES to survive (aka shelter, food, water etc) are solely acquired with money.

the above you posted are only unnecessary extras.
CelebritiesRe: Speed Darlington Finally Finds A Wife, Flaunts Her Online by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:12pm On Jun 21, 2024
BlissGod:
Are you saying that speed is a good guy. Stop the bias, we all know that guy has some mental illness and I'm certain you won't want your sister married to her or any of your friends or relatives that has the wonderful qualities of a good woman.

You won't want that type of a rudish man to be their husband, someone that is rascal and extremely careless with his words.

Darlington should marry his type and leave good woman alone because he will frustrate that good woman and turn her into a witch.
you must have misunderstood my post... that brotha is indeed a fool, and as he advertised for a woman online (and seems like he got a foolish woman to fall for his nonsense), let us see what the future brings for these two ignoramus.
RomanceRe: Have You Come Across A Runse Geh That Doesn't Do At Least One Of These? by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:10pm On Jun 21, 2024
lovediehatelive:
There's no lovehawker that doesn't do any of the below or simply get high. That's the point here.
- Alcohol
- Smoking (cannabis, cigar, any smokeable)
- Drugs ( any type to get high)
majority of people out there (whether olosho or not) do one of the above as a socializing act.
FamilyRe: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:10pm On Jun 21, 2024
IbnB:
She's not that much older than him, six or seven years max
stop lying to your own self.... no less than 20yrs

loswhite:
lol as a father you cannot decide what your adult son chooses to do
thus why i said i wouldnt disown him and instead I would feel like a failure.

luminouz:
Shut it...you will be happy...it's Japa!
your miserable self is oozing from your above post. wouldnt surprise me if you are/were the person in that pic.
InvestmentRe: Very Lucrative Restaurant Business In Abuja,investor Needed by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:59pm On Jun 21, 2024
phorget:
The first great idea is to know how to cook and the second great idea is to know where to site your restaurant to which the op has assured the potential investor of knowledgeably experience regarding the two, all an investor needs to do is to do a market survey so that he or she can have a good assessment of the whole investment plan. An investor wont investment based on words of mouth for sure and that is where business plan comes in. Of course a great idea from a great thinker could be back up by a financial, a good percentage could be agreed upon.
So many people are out there with the money without knowing where or what to invest on bro.
true but let us not forget that running a successful restaurant is no child's play. just because mama jide did it, does not mean everyone can.

many people have great ideas, any smart person knows what to do and where to open a restaurant....the catch is in the DETAILS aka concept/menu/price/location/staff/restaurant setup. if you dont have these on lock down, anything you do is just a yeye gamble like any other.
just because someone knows how to cook, does NOT make them automatically successful if they open a restaurant.
the OP solely assured that he knows how to cook, and not that he knows how to run a business or what it takes to run a business.

remember, many people out there lose money because they have money but invest it in yeye ventures, backed by yeye ignorant people about that particular biz (aka put your wife to run a boutique/salon or your brother to run a restaurant)

here is a clue: the fact that the OP claims that A) the expected daily sale will be 100k per day OR that B) a monthly 200k return (how laughable) and C) that your funds are 100% safe, automatically makes me understand that he doesnt know what he is talking about.

the only way this business can work is if that cook works for FREE and run the biz FOR FREE and only expects to get his 40% share of the profit... if not then why would any investor need him? if he believes in the above then let him put his work where his mouth is and bring that 200k profit every month (after rent/food and providers/staff/taxes/licenses etc are paid for).
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Sells Roasted Corn In London (Video) by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:16pm On Jun 20, 2024
ezenna191:
This is good business.Convert one pound to naira for just a comb of maize.
dont forget that...
corn cost 4£ per kg
charcoal cost 15£ per bag
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin & Kim Jong-Un Drive Russian Aurus Senat Limo (Photo, Video) by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:48pm On Jun 20, 2024
CrimeRe: Lagos Men Gang Lures Men & Women Rapes, Extort, Kidnap And Blackmail Them by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:16pm On Jun 20, 2024
The arrest came few weeks after the lagos police arrested some guys at lekki , lagos who rape only guys and force the victims to admit on camera that they came for gay sex in other to blackmail them for money every month
all them gay criminals sef
***spit on floor***
InvestmentRe: Very Lucrative Restaurant Business In Abuja,investor Needed by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:08pm On Jun 20, 2024
phorget:
Nah so greediness dey kill una, someone who knows the market very well is offering you a 60% ROI and that isnt enough for someone like you but you'll rather dabble into a business you know nothing about for a 100percent promit. Try it and see how woeful you'll fail.
so you mean that a COOK is someone who automatically knows the market very well and knows how to run a restaurant successfully etc?!?! bwaaaaah you people make very little sense.if you believe that someone saying that they know where to open a restaurant, is worth 40% of such business then you sir dont know what you are talking about.
BTW this person is not offering anything but a pipe dream financed by an investor's 100% contribution... expecting 40% of the profit (aka GREED)

any smart person who has opened/run/owned a restaurant knows that it takes more than just a great idea to make a restaurant successful or profitable.
FamilyRe: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:58pm On Jun 20, 2024
helinues:
As for me oo, na disowning .. From who would he says he learned that from?
Upon all the beautiful ladies out there, why arugbo ojo?
i cant disown such child but i sure will be very disappointed in his life choices.... same if my daughter was Regina marrying Ned.
InvestmentRe: Very Lucrative Restaurant Business In Abuja,investor Needed by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:53pm On Jun 20, 2024
thesicilian:
Lol
It makes no sense to you because you're not an investor. For me I usually prefer someone who's almost as committed, if not same level of commitment, as I am because that's the person that will be more interested in seeing the place grow. An employee, apart from the freedom to walk out of the business any time, will usually be more interested in his salary whether the business is doing well or not. But a partner with shares in the profit will be more interested in seeing the place grow, because that means more profit for him. And more profit for him is equal to more profit for me as well.

If not that I don't know him and he lives in a different state I'd have considered the offer. Plus I doubt his estimate of 1.5m can actually cover all he's planning to do
you see, your problem is that you believe that someone with a great idea, will equally be a great manager of any business, while being a cook nowhere near makes you a great business manager. only a very foolish investor would put their RESTAURANT investment in the hands of someone who solely has a great idea. any smart investor knows that it will take no less than 18months of running that restaurant before you may see any profits. having a great idea is the tip of the iceberg and it takes much more than "having an idea" to make a business successful (especially a restaurant). the OP only has cooking experience and should NOT be rewarded for anything else than his cooking skills, thus why he will be great as an employee and a complete failure running such business. i dont know what type of investor you are but you dont sound too bright with your money.

the reason why so many business in Nigeria fail is because of the above people who believe that having an idea is all it takes to be successful.
FamilyRe: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:44pm On Jun 20, 2024
helinues:
As a parent, what would your reaction be if your son comes home and tell you he would be getting married to this white lady
i would simply get on my knees and start crying and feel like a failure as a father...
FamilyRe: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:41pm On Jun 20, 2024
as much as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you forgot to mention that she is also his grandma's agemate.
HealthRe: Meet The Woman Who Hasn’t Eaten Food Or Drank Water For The Past 16 Years(video) by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:39pm On Jun 20, 2024
this woman's claims will be very easy to prove or disprove... lock her up in a room for a month (with no food/drink) and see if she comes out alive and as healthy as she went in... et voila!
RomanceRe: Dating And Marrying People Out Of Pity; What To Do by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:31pm On Jun 20, 2024
here below is exactly the type of person looking for someone to date/marry her out of pity....

https://www.nairaland.com/8130479/need-husband-lady-cries-out
InvestmentRe: Very Lucrative Restaurant Business In Abuja,investor Needed by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:25pm On Jun 20, 2024
Zwooks:
Dude, God give people visions to pursue. Leave them alone to pursue their visions
Remove the log in your own eyes first. Leave him be
then tell your god to also give you finances and/or use your own vision AND YOUR OWN MONEY to open restaurant... why do you think an investor will take ALL THE RISKS to share profits with you?! your vision is worth 5% at best...
you want 40% of the profits but if the restaurant goes bust, you will lose absolutely nothing. the only person who will lose 100% of their investment is the investor.
InvestmentRe: Very Lucrative Restaurant Business In Abuja,investor Needed by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:17pm On Jun 20, 2024
Zwooks:
Such a business person will fail as that chef won't have the motivation of this chef. Stop being too fast to type without thinking. Stop remarketing people's hustle. If you are not investing, show some respect for yourself and walk away, Colombian angry
ARRANT NONSENSE!!!
a chef will DO HIS JOB, thats what they are paid for...and therefore any investor can hire a chef and tell them what they should cook... you come cook daily and nothing else, why do you think you deserve 40% of the profit?! why should an investor (doing everything) share the profit with you? you are no better than a simple employee...
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Sells Roasted Corn In London (Video) by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:12pm On Jun 20, 2024
7arrows:
Thats no news. Check French Indian guys selling them in Paris
FIXED
99% of corn sellers in Paris are Indians.

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