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justicesky24:
. Stupidity of d highest order is in d lineage of ur family insultin someone's fada is an act of an agbero FOOL

The nonsense you just typed will start from your lineage, mofo.

May thunder strike those chewing stick fingers of yours you are using to type trash.

I can obviously see that you have lost all the organs of your body, and you are left with just your hands to type. FOOOOOOOOL. A Chelsea fan calling someone an Agbero, how ironic. Idiat.

I never talked to you when I made my post... so just fvck off my mentions and keep your lizard infested life to yourself, dimwit.

Your father is the stupid_ goat here. Useless c*nt of a Chelsea fan. I can see that all your brain cells are dead and need to be recharged. Cretinous fvcktard[quote author=sammy329 post=34256105][/quote]

Your father is a useless goat. Stupid c*nt of a Chelsea fan. I can see that all your brain cells are dead and need to be recharged. Cretinous fvcktard

justicesky24:
u must be a useless Goat

Alexis 'Better Than Hazard' Sancheeeeeeeeez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool

Not all dreams come true bro...

scantee:
Don't celebrate yet bkz A.V will surely turn it around...

take it easy o. We don't like seeing unclad girls around

echobee:
Goalllllllllllllllllllll. Runs out naked . Dances shokiiiiiii . Gunnersssssss for life

Get In!!!! Theo Walcottttttttt. #HatersGoAndSuckADIck

Lilyomi:
Maybe they r angered that ladies r.passin them for u ppl

Lol. They should forget about bleeping for now and face their duties o. Bleeping no dey run

sagio09:
bros,I'm an aboki,only if u'll suppor me 4 d presidenship candidacy nd then lobby b 4 ur vice president ambition

Carry on, when you ready, tell me.

4stylz:
I always say this; Nigeria militarily is a disgrace and the worse in the world

To be frank, they are competent in other aspect, when well motivated. But in cases like this, they make me hate them.

Princess4eva:
Lol...Your story cud be true though. This reminds me of an incident in school. It happened on a Saturday afternoon. Earlier, my best friend cum roomy nd I had gone to school to read in preparation for d semester exams.

On returning, we saw pple standing in small groups, outside our one-storey building. Initially, we were afraid cos definitely somethin must av happnd. When we asked, they just hushed us up and said "Listen."

Then we started hearing this muffled cry of a female from one of the rooms upstairs (the entire building is occupied by students) the muffled cry would at intervals break into a scream. Now these types of sound can't be mistaken. I don't know whether to laugh or act disgusted. Believe u me, the moans continued for another 15 mins or so, people said it has lasted for an hour.

To cut the story short, guys began to call out to d guy-Mr Tall, Dark n Handsome; 'trust his bulala' will be as long.
'XYZ, leave dis girl alone or she will die here o!'
before the moaning eventually stopped.

Trust students, we refused to enter. Evry1 wanted to catch a glimpse of d shameless w*ho*re. To our chagrin, she left all covered up with a veil.

What a hot session!

Lmao. Now this was hilarious. Especially the part where y'all refused to go in, and got disappointed.

Same thing happened in the story I alluded to in my original post: everyone in the neighborhood wanted to catch a glimpse of the "screaming Mary", but she was sensibly "shipped out" by those cult boys.

Some guys be pounding away like the world has no end.

Xslaze3xd:
Same shit in ma Area!!!!! Igbudu, Warri

Exactly! This thing happens mostly in Delta. I am currently in Sapele where this nonsense took place.

Bonapart:
the so called blatter is stepping down soon

That's if he actually "agrees to lose".

I wonder what our soldiers really think they are.

Fine, they are brave, but shouldn't acts of bravery be displayed during war times (be it civil, international, against crime etc)?

Here's a pathetic story...

This afternoon, I was seeing a friend off, after he had come to pay me a visit. As we strolled down, headed for the junction, a young guy of same age bracket as us, moved swiftly towards us from the opposite direction and told us:

"Chairman (addressing my friend), you better turn back o. Soldiers dey use bottle take barb people when get many hair for junction there".

What he meant was that some soldiers had taken the job of hair stylists and barbers , using bottle to shave off the hair of guys rocking punk, "gallas", afro and all the trendy hair styles.

And my friend grooms an "old school". We had to sharply turn back to the direction of my house, to avoid stories that touch.

But I am really miffed. Do soldiers have the right to tell us the kind of hairstyle to go with?

Do they have the right to shave off the hair of people who move about with "unseemly" haircut? And to think they do the shaving with a bottle! Such barbarism reeks. It's humiliating and out of place if you ask me.

So what's your take? Please weigh in with your opinions and experiences.

Boy

I want to be a Vice governor

WHat?

Let's go there...

wish the gunners a stress-free victory. COYG

ClintonNzedimma:
Its a lie.
Forget the FBI investigation of FIFA, the U.S are just pained due to the fact that Russia their arch political rival is going to host the world cup in 2018, remember when the U.S filed a petition that Russia should not host it and fifa shunned them, painting fifa black is their way of getting back at them.

But this isn't the first time FIFA are embroiled in a case like this... is it?

They have being accused of corruption a number of times now.

I fail to see what the comparison is aimed at

FIFA is a scam! Corrupt body, with a very corrupt president, who has refused to relinquish power.

After them go say na Nigeria corrupt pass... God is watching all of you in 3D

Welcome to the 21st century, where sex plays a very important role in a marriage/relationship.

Women are openly threatening to divorce their husbands these days because they are not 'man' enough in bed. Don't let your case be like that.

Do something to save the marriage now, while she still even has the 'love' to tell you anything. Soon she'll keep mute, and by that time know that ''water don pass garri''.

If you love your wife as you claim, you'll do everything to ensure you balance your work and sex life.

It's quite obvious that the man has being a 'weakling' all along.

marvelito:
actually diz has gotten me worried as am always full with energy but my girl is not. I only enjoy sex with her wen she initiates it,. But most time wen i do she makes me feel concern abt lasting too long that it take her energy. I have experienced dis with some girls. Though i don meet girl in d time past wen match my energy na me run for d babe. Does lasting too long a time makes a woman loose interest in intercourse? Cos i also noticed my girl may be in pains just bearing it just to pls me. Dis has got me ending d session several times without pouring holy water.. It doesnt give me satisfation in as much as i like to satisfy her without her being holding on for me.

that girl who was able to match your energy has a high sex drive; something the others lack.

Since you've noticed it, I think you should focus more on fore*play before you penetrate. If you are able to do a good job on your fore*play session, satisfaction shouldn't be a problem for you both.

Another thing: Take it easy on the girls. Watch their cues during your strokes, it's easier for you to go longer on some particular positions without her feeling any pains. And it's also uncomfortable for her in some positions when you go long. So try to alternate positions and see the one she feels more relaxed with.

And lastly, communication is key. It doesn't necessarily have to be during your sex sessions. It's also important to communicate outside the bedroom and know what you both prefer. This makes things a lot easier.

Una don start abi?

Where everything and anything becomes news. Buhari s**ts; news. He use water to clean his bum instead of tissue: news. He smokes weed: news. Abeg you guys should take it easy. He just came in ni.

tohpahz:
Ehen.

I wan compete o. Shebi you go like see my Mr. Ibu face? You know say I go carry last sha...

Osho, Hold her well o. Young boys dey vex for you. Dem get your bad belle, and are not smiling.

Thief

So mama Peace is no longer out first lady? There's Goduooo. Bye bye to Aso Villa comedienne. Good bye to mama peace. Welcome to Otuoke

Imanuelle:
Aso rock noni

Oboy... Na the same place dem assign us go so.

Justfollowit:

Straighten those brows, ma'am, and tell me exactly what's making you confused.