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Pets › Re: Is This Just A Tortoise At My Door Or Did My Ancestors Visit? by Mrchippychappy(m): 10:32am On May 25
Stephen0mozzy:
Hehe... It depends. On a scale of 1 to 10, how superstitious are you?

If between 5 and 7, na the Messenger of the Gods you allow boys carry commot so o. You wey the gods dey protect since you were born, them send messenger to come deliver good news, you nor fit guide.


If above 8, you supposed dey kabash "die by fire" right now. Na arrow from fada abi moda side naim day break meet so. Be like village people nor dey change to bat again, na tortoise now. And mehn your spiritual life must be very low o, for them to send tortoise to you - dem reason am say, spiritually, you nor fit even outrun a tortoise.


But, if you nor believe in iberiberism. Na just ordinary tortoise wey miss road.
Tortoise miss road come enter pesin house? 2 gallons of olive oil go finish that day

Health › Re: We Are Angry - Imo Nurses Stage Fresh Protest Over Killing Of Wendy Achumba by Mrchippychappy(m): 8:53am On May 25
Openyamind111:
But an innocent lady got raped and killed in your region. Not even the handwork of the terrorist but by people who are expected to be normal. You know what that means? There’s chaos everywhere not only in southwest or northern part of the country but in the world generally.. when things happen in southwest which yes everyone knows it’s abnormal. Some certain set of people like you will be quick to react to and politicalized the situation.. meanwhile a lots of terrorism are happening in your region which no one is politicizing it.. recently a video of people slaughtering fellow human being surface online. No one politicize it. Get your fact right Mr. Terrorism started not from this regime of government and hopefully soon in future someone from your region will be President we you will get to understand a lots about this country..
You do realize THIS was the message I originally responded to, right?


Openyamind111:
On behalf of the entire Obidense.. we are waiting for our darling wanna be President AKA (Agbotikuya) to say something to this..
THAT was your response to this situation, right? don't throw stones if you live in glass houses, You can't play the political and ethnic game and then hold your hand when that same card is played back to you. So I repeat, the joke is on you for electing a man who cannot save his own people from being decimated in their own land.
Health › Re: We Are Angry - Imo Nurses Stage Fresh Protest Over Killing Of Wendy Achumba by Mrchippychappy(m): 8:13am On May 25
Openyamind111:
Jokes on you.. but when Buhari was the President you guys were angry with Buhari. Started sit at home.. you can remind us of numbers of people who lost their lives because they refused to obey the order. That’s if the order is still not active… funny how those are killing their loved ones because they are mad a particular President are saying they don’t play politics with lives..
Joke is not on me bro, your person is the president and he's people are being slaughtered on their own land. That's one of the worse deals ever made.
Health › Re: We Are Angry - Imo Nurses Stage Fresh Protest Over Killing Of Wendy Achumba by Mrchippychappy(m): 6:48am On May 25
Openyamind111:
On behalf of the entire Obidense.. we are waiting for our darling wanna be President AKA (Agbotikuya) to say something to this..
Say what you will but NDIGBO are very PRO-ACTIVE. They don't play politics with lives. No be matter of kidnapping students and teachers and everybody still hold mouth because of one dead mandate. Dem comot pesin head and people hold mouth, dey wait for mandate. That one is never happening, after next year yekini is returning to the swap he came from.
Politics › Re: Terrorism In Oyo And Tinubu’s Yoruba Test- Farooq Kperogi by Mrchippychappy(m): 7:48pm On May 24
iichidodo:
The same subgroup exists in Kogi, anywhere there's a heterogeneous mixture between the northerners and indigenes as well as a cultural and religious assimilation between both sides, you have a base where external actors from futta djallon or as far way as Mali or Libya can call home and perpetrate such heinous crimes against the locals....Who would blame them? If I was a hardened desert fighter from Mali, affiliated to one of these Jihadist groups in the Sahel region looking for fortune, loot and booty. The sweet, vast green land of the Yorubas populated by a docile people will be prime real estate to establish a niche for my group..
Very informative and well explained
Politics › Re: Terrorism In Oyo And Tinubu’s Yoruba Test- Farooq Kperogi by Mrchippychappy(m): 5:44pm On May 24
iichidodo:
Nothing will happen if there's an assimilation of terrorism in Yorubaland...The people will just learn to live with it.
There's already a very large Yoruba-Fulani subgroup in Kwara and Oyo, similar to Hausa-Fulani group.
Politics › Re: Terrorism In Oyo And Tinubu’s Yoruba Test- Farooq Kperogi by Mrchippychappy(m): 5:37pm On May 24
Terrorism? One bag of rice for everyone.

Travel › Re: Repatriated Nigerians Recount Ordeal Of Illegal Migration To Libya by Mrchippychappy(m): 7:45am On May 24
But, but but but Israel...Our arab brothers would never do that to black people especially black people who pray 7 times a day just like our arab brothers. The Ummah is one...something something something Bilal
grin grin grin grin grin
Food › Re: How To Plan Nutritious And Affordable Menus by Mrchippychappy(m): 7:40am On May 24
There's actually no need for most Nigerians to eat twice a day or even three times, if you plan your day properly you can actually have a healthy family that feeds once a day. Let's try to manage. It would be well

Politics › Re: Official: Nigeria Records More Terror Related Deaths Than Somalia & Afghanistan by Mrchippychappy(op): 9:08am On May 23
Politics › Official: Nigeria Records More Terror Related Deaths Than Somalia & Afghanistan by Mrchippychappy(op): 9:07am On May 23
Case Study: Nigeria’s Higher Levels of Terrorism Compared to Somalia and Afghanistan (2024–2025)

While all three countries face severe security challenges, recent data from Amnesty International and other credible sources show that Nigeria experiences significantly higher volumes of terrorism-related deaths and ethnoreligious violence than Somalia or Afghanistan.
Terrorism Impact (Global Terrorism Index 2026)

### Summary Comparison
| Aspect | Nigeria | Somalia | Afghanistan |
|-------------------------------|----------------------------------|-------------------------------|---------------------------------|
| Terrorism Deaths (2025) | 750 (sharp rise) | Lower than Nigeria | Lower than both |
| Civilian/Armed Group Killings| 10,217+ (recent 2 years) | Hundreds per period | Lower mass killings |
| Christian Faith Killings | 3,490 (2025 reporting period) | High persecution, low numbers| Targeted repression |



Nigeria: 750 terrorism deaths in 2025 (up 46% from previous year), 171 incidents. ISWAP and Boko Haram responsible for ~80% of deaths. Nigeria ranked among the top 5–6 most impacted countries globally.
Somalia: Ranked around 7th globally, with fewer deaths than Nigeria despite ongoing Al-Shabaab activity.
Afghanistan: Ranked lower (around 11th), with a notable decline in large-scale terrorism since the Taliban takeover.

Nigeria records the highest terrorism fatalities among the three.
Ethnoreligious and Armed Group Killings (Amnesty International)
Nigeria stands out for the scale of civilian deaths from armed groups, bandits, and ethnoreligious violence (often targeting Christian farming communities by Fulani militants and others):

At least 10,217 people killed in attacks by armed groups/gunmen across key states (Benue: 6,896; Plateau: 2,630) from May 2023 to mid-2025.
Specific mass attacks in 2025: Over 100 killed in Yelewata, Benue (June); 27 in Plateau (July); 50 in Katsina (August).

Religious persecution of Christians:

Nigeria accounts for the vast majority of faith-related Christian killings globally. Open Doors World Watch List 2026 reports 3,490 Christians killed for their faith in Nigeria (out of 4,849 worldwide).

Somalia:

UN data cited by Amnesty: 854 civilian casualties (295 killed) from Jan–Sep 2024. Al-Shabaab responsible for ~65%. Another period (Mar–Sep) recorded 144 killed.
One investigated incident: 23 civilians (including 14 children) killed in military strikes (potentially war crimes).

Afghanistan:

Focus is more on targeted repression. Rawadari data cited by Amnesty: 251 people (protesters, former officials, etc.) extrajudicially executed or wounded in the first half of one recent year by Taliban or unknown actors.
ISKP carries out sporadic attacks on minorities (e.g., Hazara Shia), but large-scale civilian massacres are lower than in Nigeria.

Conclusion: Nigeria suffers from more intense and widespread terrorism and ethnoreligious killings, driven by groups like Boko Haram, ISWAP, and Fulani militants, coupled with weak protection of civilians. Somalia faces brutal insurgency violence, while Afghanistan has shifted toward authoritarian repression with fewer mass casualty events.
Sources:

Amnesty International reports (2024–2025) on Nigeria, Somalia, and Afghanistan.
Global Terrorism Index 2026.
Open Doors World Watch List 2026.
Health › Re: Protesters Set Ebola Treatment Center On Fire In DRC, Demanding Return Of Body by Mrchippychappy(m): 11:49am On May 22
If they try to forcefully retrieve the body then they should be shot on sight. T
Poor education and lack of common sense has been very detrimental to Africa.

The last thing Africa needs is a disease outbreak as a result of the irrational actions of some uneducated bunch. The fact that you have choosen to remain uneducated shouldn't come at the expense of others.
Politics › Re: APC Is Model For Internal Democracy - Mbah by Mrchippychappy(m): 11:28am On May 22
E dey wear burial outfit.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Rebuilding Military Industrial Base Faster Than Expected by Mrchippychappy(m): 6:18am On May 22
Fake news. Iran has nothing to repair. Their state of the art supersonic, hypersonic, cybersonic high tech defence system which was personally built by Allah prevented all missiles from landing in Iran.

Wassulala rassulalalala jabulala jabulani
Politics › Re: My Findings In Peru on Drug Allegation Against Peter Obi - Omokri by Mrchippychappy(m): 5:26am On May 22
He always has a way of leaving a small hidden door open so he can run back to his political adversaries. He has already begun the process of placing his odds on both candidates.
Crime › Re: Newton Isokpehi: Forgive Me -Policeman Who Threatened To Kill Anyone Filming Him by Mrchippychappy(m): 1:02pm On May 21
This one don kill people tire. See how evil he looks
Politics › Re: Funso Doherty Meets With Peter Obi (Photo) by Mrchippychappy(m): 11:38am On May 21
Love the calm energy Doherty has, his cool head and GRV youthful ginger collabo for sure pass
Pets › Re: 10 Weird Chameleon Behaviors That Usually Mean Something Is VERY Wrong by Mrchippychappy(m): 11:05am On May 21
Why una come dey look me nah? Make nobody call my name for here oh. Allow me finish my one year wey remain

Romance › Re: How To Rebuild Trust After Cheating: A Guide To Healing by Mrchippychappy(m): 7:02am On May 21
No be only guide, na manual and firmware update.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Stages Mass Weddings For Couples Ready For War ‘sacrifice’ by Mrchippychappy(m): 5:27am On May 21
stuffs2002:
E be like say ur eye blur abi

U dey compare 4 cases among Muslims to over 1,700 Catholics alone. We never count the other Christian denominations

Muslim = 4
Christian Catholics alone = 1700

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2lw2XbJvgg


Something wey una endorse for una unholy book and you wan gaslight us? Are you Ok? U wan tell me sey u no know little Aisha again? grin grin grin

Food › Re: Understanding The Difference Between Grasscutter And Rats by Mrchippychappy(op): 5:20am On May 21
Sirianese:
The 'grasscutter' is also a rat albeit a herbivorous one

It's a CANE RAT
The grasscutter is a rat the same way a seahorse is a horse.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Stages Mass Weddings For Couples Ready For War ‘sacrifice’ by Mrchippychappy(m): 5:14am On May 21
stuffs2002:
E be like say ur eye blur abi

U dey compare 4 cases among Muslims to over 1,700 Catholics alone. We never count the other Christian denominations

Muslim = 4
Christian Catholics alone = 1700
I no dey pull random figures out, I dey back am up with numbers. I repeat NA YOU GO RUN

Politics › Re: One Achievement Of Tinubu. (photo) by Mrchippychappy(m): 9:14pm On May 20
Why did you not mention my special one derica of rice that lasts for 4 years?

Politics › Re: We Rather Kpai Than Vote An Igbo President by Mrchippychappy(m): 9:05pm On May 20
Nigeria na bollywood.

Food › Re: Understanding The Difference Between Grasscutter And Rats by Mrchippychappy(op): 8:48pm On May 20
I don't know why Nigerians are so hard headed and defiant. This is a HEALTH RISK!!!!

Food › Re: Understanding The Difference Between Grasscutter And Rats by Mrchippychappy(op): 8:47pm On May 20
brain54:
Unlike you I'd admit and correct my mistake...


They are both of the rodent family. Not rat family.


Admit yours too... which is broader and really ignorant.


Doesn't make you any less of a man. If you aren't an ignorantly obstinate fellow you would have seen where I said I have never eaten it before!
I would admit when I make a mistake, however I haven't made one yet. The screenshot confirms what I wrote earlier on - Grasscutters eat Grass, Gutter rats eat ANYTHING!!! I have seen these exact rats eating some of the most disgusting things from the GUTTER!

Food › Re: Understanding The Difference Between Grasscutter And Rats by Mrchippychappy(op): 8:25pm On May 20
brain54:
The irony of his argument is that grass cutter is actually a specie of rat...


Or of the rat's family.


Such an ignorant fella. But he wouldn't take corrections!
A simple 2 seconds Google search would have educated you but you refused, all because of your love of eating Gutter rat as a delicacy.

You are struggling to cope with that fact that you have been eating Gutter rats your entire life.

Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Is Working For Tinubu - Sanusi Bature, Kano Governor's Spokesperson by Mrchippychappy(m): 6:36pm On May 20
Christlike01:
Fair enough.
You can't keep sugar-coating things and treating people with kid gloves. There is evil in the land and just 2 days ago, I saw people collecting 1,000 naira to sell their votes. Sometimes its good to remind people of their pain and suffering so that they can re-evaluate their future decisions. After all the popular proverb says tell the truth and shame the devil.

if I have to remind people of the destruction that they have brought upon themselves through their short-sighted ethnoreligious decisions then I would do just that.
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Is Working For Tinubu - Sanusi Bature, Kano Governor's Spokesperson by Mrchippychappy(m): 6:30pm On May 20
Christlike01:
You guys are too emotional— reason why you are where you are politically. Hownon earth do you expect anyone from Oyo State to support and vote for Obi with this your highly ridiculous statement? Believe it or not,It will be difficult for anybody from your region to rule Nigeria as its President. You guys are not just smart!
Bro at this point if anyone cannot see those behind the evil in Nigeria then let them vote however they want to.

If the evil in the country is not enough for them to understand what is at stake then let them do as the please.
Food › Re: Understanding The Difference Between Grasscutter And Rats by Mrchippychappy(op): 6:27pm On May 20
Desusi:
There's a different between gutter rat and normal rat that lives in a well digged hole, on its own accord. The common gutter rats are the one you just described.As the name implies they live in the gutter.This one is different from normal rat, which lives in a hole From your description its called Okete in western Nigeria
Bro that thing na rat.

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