₦airaland Forum

Nj girl:
mr cork just when i tot u put your lamest cumback ever u topped it.
Go look up pride in the dictionary , cos 4 u 2 say i should be proud of talking to a dude who licks oyibo arses 4 a living even in public u either took overdose of weed or you are mistaking being proud as being thorougly ashamed.
And dude i dont look like your uk sugar mummy now run and go kis her arse 4 2nyt b4 u lose your green card.

Nj girl. sweeery you should be proud you look white. At least am chatting to you!

airlo:
mr, cork head. no dey dont! am not among tha 20million nigerians

airlo. ok bro. so they only ignore you?

airlo:
@mr cork: U R DUMBER DAN I TORT,  smh

airlo. Bro i dont mean to be rude. Am simply askin if women normally slap you face everytime u ask for kiss? am only tryin to help!

airlo:
Ova 20millions guys get slapped tryin to kiss their dates,  here are possible reasons y.

1. U HAV BAD BREATHE
2. U DIDNT GET HER HIGH FIRST AND, FORCHRIST SAKE DUDES!!!
3. DONT,  I MEAN, DONT ASKED IF SHE HAS EVER KISSD B4 U KISS HA!!! AH AHN!!!

airlo. bro so women slap your face everytime u ask for a kiss. are u ugly?

slimyem:
makes sense kinda!

everythings makes sense to Slimyem.

jbx:
Hey guyz i'm kinda confused right now,my ex gal came back to me after few months of separation though we didn't break up officially,i don't have to lie here i was the first to text her just to say hi to her at least we wasn't foes,but before you know it the babe don show for my house,now the real deal is this,she wants me to visit her this sunday,she's still livin' with her mum who is a celestial prophetess ,the mum only met me once but didn't say a word to me,is my gal up to somethin',should i refuse her invitation or should i honour it? No insults pls if u gat nofin' to say bird out.

J Bix.  Brother.  didnt they teach you how to use Commmma, paragraph or full STOP in school? I dont uderstand your sentence

Blacksodje:
Relax mate, cant a dude hv sm fun?day hs bn hyper-stresful.so spare me d venom,
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Backside. bro r u unemployed?

Blacksodje:
Cork,what do you meant?
Dyt,who be arse?if i m arse then you are an Bottom' arse.cant u just told me an advise and stopped all this confliction

backside. Bro your grammar needs urgent mechanical attension! (no ofeince)

Blacksodje:
My cousin girl frind leave he for a big man.the girl tell he that she love him but she cont married him becus he just start life as an engineering.please,told me what to tell he before he drank rat posin.[/color]

[color=#000099]Backside. Brother.  Do  you spell backwards becoz I still cant understand your sentence (no oofeince) 

Akin1212:
There is a certain mrs chima on nairaland, she is always bragging about her feminine abilities. Seeking independence in the real world and translating it to superiority over men.  i wouldn't be suprised if she's a mechanic or a carpenter. She also insults a lot of guy's, it's very outrageous. She does not exhibit any form of submission instead she terms it as slavery. Plus she's too saucy and all. But she said she's a mrs i wonder who mr chima is?

Akin1212.  does she ignore you?  

bekay911:
wat makes u fink u r a husband material

Bakery.  Well sweery,  apart from the fact that I drive a 2008 Range Rover sport, and the face that am from London and the fact that I own 3 pit bull terriers and the fact that am good lookin and teh fact that I met P Square twice, even though ther grammmer needs help, I been told am Gods gift to women!