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Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by MrCork17: 8:50pm On Apr 22, 2020
kayyat:
S


How much please?
Travel / Re: COVID-19: Air France Begins Evacuation Of EU Citizens In Nigeria by MrCork17: 10:23am On Apr 22, 2020
[quote author=khome post=8p7804645][/quote]


Can I kiss u?please. I pay i 1k cash (20 naira up front ) smiley
Health / Re: 8 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. 7 In Lagos, 1 Benue. 89 Confirmed Cases by MrCork17: 9:40am On Apr 22, 2020
Florblu:
Can we have one more victim from Aso rock?

How much please?
Celebrities / Re: See How This Nigerian Man Proposed To His Girlfriend In Calabar(photos) by MrCork17: 9:26am On Apr 22, 2020
JLopez:
R u sure this proposal was not planned by both of them? This one deris dress code and color code

Gimme your nomba quick.. I need kiss n romance. How much?
Celebrities / Re: Singer Kcee Show Off His Family For The First Time, Celebrates His Birthday by MrCork17: 9:24am On Apr 22, 2020
AverageAnnie:
Positive effect of lock down.. You tend to appreciate your family more.

Please can we qaranting together .. I need romance hug kiss extra hug, sex & extra kiss. How much please?
Literature / Re: Meant To Be by MrCork17: 11:47am On Apr 21, 2020
swtdaisy:
Enjoying your story, more ink to ur pen...


How much for kiss,romance ,hug , extra hug and to mate weat you? .. I have 1k cash ready for u please cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Alafin Of Oyo Allegedly Sends Wife Out Over Allegations Of Sleeping With KWAM1 by MrCork17: 9:33am On Apr 21, 2020
agbekeOreke86:

Kwam 1....kwam 1....always doing what he knows how to do best.    undecided undecided...(whispering-heard Wasiu has big 'something' ooo)!!!  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Haaaabaaa...obinrin yii noonii buoda Wasiu.   undecided...he"s known for this with rich socialite women(in and outta Naija),famous with actresses too...oooo gaaaa juuu!!! 
PS- na when maiyegun die we go see how many women go come forward....besides,why is Esabod jealous??she sef dey 'do' baba naa..(and her friends)..abi na cos she don old and olori Ajoke is still fresh and young!!!



How much please?
Family / Re: My Wicked Wife Didn't Buy Christmas Clothes For Our House Help by MrCork17: 5:36pm On Apr 20, 2020
Lydiahandmade:
you call her a minor house help?....wicked madam spotted here.

Please can i kiss u?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Gets Debt Relief From China, G-20 by MrCork17: 1:59pm On Apr 20, 2020
Drobitol:
Nigeria is irredeemable...don't kill yourself

How much please?
Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce And His Children Pose With Guns (Photos) by MrCork17: 9:29am On Apr 20, 2020
ignis:


Yes

You ugly, without make-up ugly or naturaly ugly? angry
Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce And His Children Pose With Guns (Photos) by MrCork17: 9:19am On Apr 20, 2020
ignis:
Money is good.... God punish poverty.

See how they are all looking fresh and cute.


Are you ugly?
Health / Re: Coronavirus: 28 Persons Quarantined In Ogun – Gov Abiodun by MrCork17: 9:17am On Apr 20, 2020
queencalipso:


No mind the guy jor, I'm good and you?


Kaii. How much? I have 2k cash
Travel / Re: Container Fell At Ikorodu Round About by MrCork17: 9:11am On Apr 20, 2020
Allforlove:
Container fell at ikorodu round about today...reporting live from ikorodu

Please can we nyansh. I have 2k cash ready
Romance / Re: Exclusive Interview With Adaobi123, NEXT Rated Winner [LIVE] by MrCork17: 10:14pm On Apr 21, 2013
adaobi123:

yes ?


..so u won coz ur light skin?..anyways, COngrats! angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Press This Button If U Think Sexxskillz Is Albino! by MrCork17: 10:09pm On Apr 21, 2013
dvdon: Sexkillz bad gan.......LMAO he just moved this to jokes section.


*calling* sexkillz boss I dey hail ooo grin


..no oofeinse but u sound like another hopeless Nairaland reject who worships sexxsil.. Pass my message to your God, sexxsill...F*** HIM & hope he rots!!! angry

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Jokes Etc / Re: Press This Button If U Think Sexxskillz Is Albino! by MrCork17: 10:05pm On Apr 21, 2013
mumumugu: Many followers who criticise leaders dont even know what leadership is all about.

We insult goodluck daily without knowing the pressures he face up there

may be till you become a mod, you will understand he is acting under instruction from seun to barn and hide certain post. Its unfortunate you always a victim


try changing the way you write





..brother, u sound like one of those Nairaland hopeless rejects who worship that albino she.male, sexxslizz....the B!tch moved my thread to joke section..big deal. (no oofeinse)

.. I made my point, He my B!tch...he always be my B!tch... I will make him my B!Tch.

..u hail the B!tch, make him feel like GOD..how much is Seun payin him? £3?? ...f*** HIM & I hope he ..187!!!!
angry

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Jokes Etc / Re: Press This Button If U Think Sexxskillz Is Albino! by MrCork17: 9:09pm On Apr 21, 2013
angel TI: Mr Cork, cud u post ur picture pls? I would lov to c it. I dont kno y u r bitter? Ur posts emits great hatred for beautiful black women n u r here hatin albino(na u say dat o)sexkillz.
Waitin for ur 'prickture' pls.... no offeinces


..MADAM...is this topic about dak skin womens or sexslizz??..u see how u fail exams?? ... did u read the question? angry

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Romance / Re: Exclusive Interview With Adaobi123, NEXT Rated Winner [LIVE] by MrCork17: 9:02pm On Apr 21, 2013
adaobi123:

thanks tongue


..hmmmangry
Romance / Re: Is It Normal For A Male Virgin To Have Wet Dreams? by MrCork17: 8:56pm On Apr 21, 2013
roli21: im male 23,,,a virgin...i do hv wet dreams at times,,,i asked sombdy who said its a normal tin since i hv nt had sex b4,d sperm wen acumulated do find way 2 force itself out.because 3milion sperms is produced in d bdy daily..bt d wet dreams do cum wit fantasies though....so i jus wanna ask u guz(esp dos nonvirgins)...do u sti hav wet dreams...is it normal? thks




..bro...MOD Sexxskilzz can relate more to this topick...ASK HIM!!angry

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Jokes Etc / Re: Press This Button If U Think Sexxskillz Is Albino! by MrCork17: 8:48pm On Apr 21, 2013
fitzmayowa:
I quite agree with you, in as much as sexkillz has his own issues too...if anyone has any issue with being the mod, the person should use the complain/complaint thread above, instead of attacking his personality.


Correction: ...sweery, calm down...Sexxslizz is a well known Nuisance in the Romance section who haraasess/threatens people with his MOD status..He dates a 15yr old MOD babe called Ogugua & he harrasses every user of teh ROmance section.

By the way, the Complains section is a BIG Joke coz nothin gets done..U make a compliant & he moves yor compliant to Joke section..He teh most hate creature on Nairaland & he an irritant... U obviouly havent encountered him yet!!!

..check the Complaint section a& u will see plentin of hidden links...THE COMPLIANT SECTION IS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL...TRUSS ME!
angry

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Events / Re: Nigerians Got The Talent On Britain's Got Talent. Show by MrCork17: 7:43pm On Apr 21, 2013
chiefo315: Nigerian/British dancers dance to Iyanya's Kukere & Dbanj's Oliver Twist on Britain Got Talent!
you can see some dudes going bonkers on our last year hit tracks.
Long Live the Nigerian Music Industry.
Long Live Iyanya & D'banj for the awareness.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux9iQVvS3Zw&feature=player_embedded

...but they aint even light skin or half cast! angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Press This Button If U Think Sexxskillz Is Albino! by MrCork17: 6:29pm On Apr 21, 2013
sexkillz: I won't hide your thread nor ban you. Be free to vent your frustrations. Life is hard for you I understand.


Cheers and knock yourself out.


u think I would suk up to coz u the MOD??..threatenin people? u have peeople like Onila & others makin u feel like God ..how much comminsion do u get for harrin the room??

U need money, I will wire u money..ALL U NEED TO DO IS ASK!!
angry

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Romance / Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 6:25pm On Apr 21, 2013
..I take it sexxsillz has earned £1 commision for hiding post! lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Press This Button If U Think Sexxskillz Is Albino! by MrCork17: 6:10pm On Apr 21, 2013
...The albino thinks he derserves credit coz he datin 15yrs old MOD Ogugua...that under age beyansi wannna-be. ..keeep dreamin!!..WELL I JUSS DISSD YOR UNDER-AGE WOMAN...BIG DEAL..THE WORST U CAN DO IS HIDE MY THREAD OR BAN ME, SO I DONT EMBARASS U!... angry

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Jokes Etc / Press This Button If U Think Sexxskillz Is Albino! by MrCork17: 6:04pm On Apr 21, 2013
(( PRESS BUTTON)))...F*** him!!! angry

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Romance / Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 6:54am On Apr 19, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]^^^ I love you too, honey.[/size]

..sweery i no u want me but it aint gonna work this time...i will not diss u coz am a gentleman..unlike that leprosy lookin baby monkey called sexxskilz angry

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Romance / Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 6:42am On Apr 19, 2013
[quote author=ogugua88]

[size=13pt]Shame on you. The same babe you've been toasting since 2011 is now 15 years old. So you toast teenagers?[/size][/quote



MOD Oguguguugaga..keeeep QUite there and GO BAK TO BED, u under age old beyansi wanna-be... The good thing about is tthat u loook like a Albino she.male (no oooofense) angry

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Nairaland / General / Re: Sexxxslizz....challenge Me One On One U Albino B!tch by MrCork17: 1:16am On Apr 19, 2013
sweetjuice: Is he an albino?

..YESS HE AN ABLINO..THEY USE ALBINO B"tCHES LIKE HIM TO MAKE CEMENT, CHAIRS AND TABLES IN IVORY COAST! angry

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Jokes Etc / Re: Help!!! by MrCork17: 1:14am On Apr 19, 2013
sexkillz: His threads are entertaining, that is why they get moved to the Jokes section, a child board of the ENTERTAINMENT section. . .


...SEXXSLILZZ...U YELLO ABLINO BASSTARD..I LABEL U A BASSTARD AND WIT MY BLESSIN U WILL REMAIN A BASSTARD! angry

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Jokes Etc / Re: Sexxskizzz Will Die Of Aids.....ban Me!!! by MrCork17: 1:10am On Apr 19, 2013
sweetjuice: why are you wishing him AIDS?

,,he the most hated albino on nairaland and alot of people want him out..that was why he moved the thread to joke section..he nid to go!! angry

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Romance / Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 12:57am On Apr 19, 2013
..fromme to u...U A BASSTARD..AM TRYIN TO WORK U UP...U A BORN BASTARD!!!...BAN ME FOR 00YRS IF IT WILL EVENTUALLY GIVE U A HARDDDON...I KNOW U WILL BAN ME JUST TO IMPRESS YOR BOSS ..IS HE GOD? ...NAIRALAND IS JUST A FORUM, ENTERTAINING BUT BIG DEAL..THERE ARE OTHERS...I SE U MOVE MY THREADS TO JOKES SECTION JUST TO AVIOD BEING HUMILATED..WELL, AS I WON. BEFORE I FORGET, I HAVE A SUPRISE FOR U..LOOK TO YOR LEFET IN 20 MINUTES! angry
Romance / Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 12:52am On Apr 19, 2013
sexkillz: I decide when to ban you. You don't tell me what to do.


..you decide? is that how u imprees that 15yrs old MOD ogugua by decieding?...who the fuk are? i invited u and u chickened out..and by the way, i am preparing sometin for u ...u will see the grat wonders of magic!...i will make it good! angry

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