Flashaldrin: chei! oga cork suffrey naaa

Bro i hate the albino Btch with passion...4real. all he does is make threats coa he tryin to impress that 15yrs old MOD ogugua girl

...SEXXXSKILZZ...U DONT WANT TO MEET MY BAD SIDES..U DONT WANT TO MEET MAGIC. LET THE MIRACLES BEGIN..DO IT...PLEASE DO IT..U WILL SEE MAGIC. I WILL BE PRAPARED FOR U IN 10 MINUTES!..BAN ME

sexkillz: Like I said earlier, create a silly topic and get banned.

You are blowing hot air with the crap you keep posting. I won't give you the pleasure of hiding your posts or banning you for insulting me. Your weak insults are like air on my skin. Your silly threads will be moved to the jokes section or the bin, and thereafter, you, banned.

Create one more silly worthless topic and get banned. That's all.

sexxslizz WILL DIE OF AIDS....BAN ME FOR EVER U YELLLOW BASSTARD.. YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MOTHER INCLUDIN O

SEXXSKIZZZ WILL DIE OF AIDS.....BAN ME!!!

mumumugu: This guy mumu pas me ooo

^^^ is this one of the rejects who worship u coz ur MOD??..this are the B!tches who make u feel like GOD in nairaland...fuk u and fuk the rejects who are scared of u..

mr sexxslizz..JAY BEE (everybody'S FAVOURITE) made be big mistake selectin u as MOD..trust me. U THE BIGGEST JOKE ON NAIRALAND!

sexkillz: When you are done ranting, let me know.

...BRO I HATE U WITH PASSION..SO DOES THE REST OF NAIRALANDERS...U KILLED THE FUN IN THIS ROOM JUST BECCOZ THEY PAY U COMMISON. U THINK AM ONE OF THOSE NAIRALAND REJECTS WHO ARE SCARED OF U?..BROTHER, BY THE TIME I DEAL WITH U, TRUSS ME, U WILL LAY EGGS...THE ONLY COWARDLY OPTION U HAVE IS TO BAN ME AND THEN HIDE MY POST SO U DONT GET HUMILATED!! FOOOL!!

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sexkillz: If you think it's a threat, create just one more silly thread, I beg you, just ONE.

I talk the talk and walk the walk.

I'm unperturbed by the crap you posted above by the way. I expected you do to better. Pls type away and don't disappoint.

When I'm serious, I'm serious. Enough of your crap on this section!

SEXXSLIZZ..do u get paid commisin for each person u ban..the fact of the matter is I made romanc room more popular (FACT)..and talkin about u walkin the walk..u are a NOBODY and just a B!tch behind teh computer. IF THE THE SMARTEST GOOON ON nairaland, LETS DO IT ONE ON ONE...I WILL HUMILATE U SO MUCH U WILL DRINK KEROSINE... FUK U WITH YOR THREATS AND BAN ME...BAN ME U ALBIN B1TCH,.,BIG DEAL. U THE MOST HATED F*** ON NAIRALAND,FOLLOWD YOR OTHER GOOON.....SO FUK U AGAIN AND AGAIN.. TAKE ME ON OR BAN ME.....U ALBINO MIDGET. THE WORST U CAN DO IS HIDE MY POST SO I DONT HUMILATE U....AND QUIT DECIEVIN YOR SEF WITH OGUGUA., U CANT F*** THE CHICK. U JUST A WANNNA BE ME!!!

SEXXSLIZZ TRYN TO IMPRESS MOD OGIGUA BY BANNIN PEOPLE AND MAKIN THREATS...U JUST A TINY POPPER. IF U THE SMARTEST CREATURE ON NAIRA;LAND....CHALLLENGE ME U SKINNY B!tCH...LETS DO IT ONE ON ONE, U ALBINO f****

...MR SEXXSKILL..TO BE HONEST, U ARE A NOBODY AND U CAN BAN ME IF IT GIVES U A HARDDDON. THE TRUTH IS THAT U ARE A NOBODY AND U CANT EVEN HANDLE THE FACT THAT I AM MORE POPULAR THAN U ON NAIRALAND (FACT). U MAKE STUPID THREATS AND BULLY JUST TO IMPRESS YOU BOSS SEUN,TO GIVE U PAY RISE..HPEU BUY A HOUSE WITH IT.

MY CHALLENGE TO U,IF U THIN U THE SMARTES GOOON ON NAIRALAND,TAKE ME ON ONE ON ONE...I CHALLENGE U ON ANY TOPIC, ANYTHIN...THE RESULT, YOU BOSS WILL DEMOTE U.. i SAY THIS SIMPLY BECOZ I WANT U PUSSSSH IT ...BAN ME IF U LIKE.,..BIG DEAL. I WISH U KNOW HOW MUCH I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE OUT THE HEAT ON U.. IF U MAN ENOUGH ..LETS GET IT ON..U SILLY YELLLOW MIDGET.... THE FACT IS I HELP TO ATTRACT ALOT OF PEOPLETO NAIRALAND..SO FUK U AND YOUR THREAT.. LETS DO IT...U IMMEBECILE...CHALLENGE MEU B!tCH!!!

sexkillz: I wish there was a "Dumb Jokes Section. I'd have moved it there instead.

Mr cork, the next silly thread you post in the romance section will earn you a ban. You may wanna test me as well.

Cheers.

...MR SEXXSKILL..TO BE HONEST, U ARE A NOBODY AND U CAN BAN ME IF IT GIVES U A HARDDDON. THE TRUTH IS THAT U ARE A NOBODY AND U CANT EVEN HANDLE THE FACT THAT I AM MORE POPULAR THAN U ON NAIRALAND (FACT). U MAKE STUPID THREATS AND BULLY JUST TO IMPRESS YOU BOSS SEUN,TO GIVE U PAY RISE..HPEU BUY A HOUSE WITH IT.

MY CHALLENGE TO U,IF U THIN U THE SMARTES GOOON ON NAIRALAND,TAKE ME ON ONE ON ONE...I CHALLENGE U ON ANY TOPIC, ANYTHIN...THE RESULT, YOU BOSS WILL DEMOTE U.. i SAY THIS SIMPLY BECOZ I WANT U PUSSSSH IT ...BAN ME IF U LIKE.,..BIG DEAL. I WISH U KNOW HOW MUCH I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE OUT THE HEAT ON U.. IF U MAN ENOUGH ..LETS GET IT ON..U SILLY YELLLOW MIDGET.... THE FACT IS I HELP TO ATTRACT ALOT OF PEOPLETO NAIRALAND..SO FUK U AND YOUR THREAT.. LETS DO IT...U IMMEBECILE!!!

saintvc: Is cheating a mistake?

How can that even be called a mistake?l.


'?Doesn't a mistake serve ''Omg, I forgot my keys'' or ''I'm sorry I forgot your birthday''. How can an ''Omg I had sex and/or intimate connection with someone else'' be a mistake? This is what I'll never truly understand. If a cheater ever told me it was a mistake, I would just reply ''No, it wasn't, it was a choice''.


Initial kiss may be a mistake but prolong kiss followed undressing and then the actual act isnt a mistake because there was a choice and the patner knowingly made the wrong choice

..if she aint white

adaobi123:

LMAO !! I will, don't worry.

...adaobi123..sweery,would u like to unwrap a special present i have for u?

D-Explorer:
Ok good users of this section, here we are; at the VOTING phase of this epic Award. It's about recorgnizing and appreciating newbies that has contributed to this section via logical threads or comments.

You know them! They are our friends. You've read their posts and they deserve your VOTES. It's The NEXT Rated Award people and here are your. . . .

QUALIFIED NOMINEES

* Carmelion

* Adaobi123

* Ijele Igbo

* Sanb

* Flytefalls

* Smartie gurl

* GraceBestowed


Alright people The VOTING starts NOW. . . .

..u put up 7 dark skin female and u expect me to vote?...Not even white female or half cast...I WILL NOT VOTE!!

immortallity: its not like i'm a playboy or anything but i've found out that whenever i get into a relationship with any babe, after sometime when she is like so into me, i just get tired and bored of the girl.
I like the challenging part of toasting, trying to know and impress each other but immediately the relationship starts going, i get tired and cant wait to end it. Sometimes i wont even call her for a week while she keeps calling everyday (why cant they take a bleeping clue! ) and as soon as it ends i will start allover the same cycle with another babe again.
What could be wrong? Does the fault lie with me or the girls?

GAY ALERT!!... Bro i detect a signal!

KateSpade: I broke up with my ex about 5 months ago while we were in a long distance relationship. Had to do it over the phone. He called me up yesterday talking about him coming back to my city in a few weeks and wanting to talk. He was saying things such as "When we speak in person, I will know how you really feel, I will be able to tell how whats in my heart, and I will if its over or not" and talking about how we are really good friends now since I broke his heart.

As if he doesn't believe its over until I break up with him in person.

At this point, I'm just ready to give him back his stuff he left at my place and wish him well on his life.

My question is how can I do this correctly?

...sweeery u nid to sleep wit me quick so we can PUNISH HIM!! ..r u light skin?

...^^^^^ huh?...u people eat dog meat in Nigeria?

...how do u respond if u find out your blind date is ebony dark skin?... how do u escape?, pliss advise.

...OR THIS!!!!

...OR THIS??

...THIS??

....but how can she be hot when she's dark skin?..i jusss dont GERRRRIT!!

kekilika: These are top ten females on nairaland. why did i chose them?
1. thou art oily, oops meant holly. sorry, holee.
2. they are too stern n thrash any guy that dares them. sense fear in them all
3. are ready to tear down any guys who comment negatively on the women folk. boys wil be boys. let them be
4. in sex matter, they feel they are good, they boys are lame and evry guy on NL better be man enough
5. gat this Miss independent aura around. like hey man 'talk to the hand'
6. feel too poise, elegant and sophisticated and to them their love aint cheap. thou they dnt wanna act like they want they digit rollin if they are to give their love.
7. act as if their heart have nva been broken. like they have kpomo heart. like 'Cant touch that' by Mc Hammer
8. theme songs No Scrub, Miss Independent, Diva, Big Girls don cry and no guy even timaya can tell them to share their bum bum.

now rollin the carpet for these ladies in red
10. naijababe
9. rokiatu
8. nikkypearl
7. gree-die
6. vivian chinaza
5. adaobi123
4. temismith
3. idowuogbo
2. subomi-luv
1. itsmodella

Guys, what your top ten bossy, vexing, thou art holy, nice, elegant ladies on NL

#justaloudthoughtofminegoinguntoNL

....Bro kikila... they all rejected u??

..annaal

..congrats!

BarbieBlues: this is simply d output gotten from a jobless, hopless and insecure sexually fustrated mind. Woe unto u if ure mum nd sis are dark skinned or if u marry a darkskinned lady. Double woe unto u if ure not fairer dan d europeans demselves! Mtcheeeew..... Get a life abeg!!!

...sweeery ..ladys dont swaaaar...STOP IT! .. Village girl