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Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Are Post Scattered When I Login But Not When I Visit As Guest? by MrCork17: 9:56pm On Nov 08, 2011
HARDDON, are we related? angry
PoliticsRe: Is Any Nlander Capable Of Running Nigeria As Its Leader? by MrCork17: 9:52pm On Nov 08, 2011
Am 17inches looong . I tink am qualify!! angry
RomanceRe: I Am A Playa And Proud Of It by MrCork17: 9:48pm On Nov 08, 2011
ghboytelle:
as long as you allow me to play you, it's your fault not mine.
Playin what??  RADIO??   eeeeedddiiioooot  boy!! undecided
RomanceRe: Wearing Same Clothes by MrCork17: 1:01pm On Nov 08, 2011
sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]With my wife, YES! With a Girlfriend, fiancee: Hell NO. . . cool

I'm shouldn't be ashamed of my wife. . . Makes no tad of sense![/size]
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which wife? Bro aint you suppose to be gayy?
RomanceRe: Skinny Slim Beauriful lovely sensitive White Female Or big african Female? by MrCork17(op): 12:44pm On Nov 08, 2011
When waz the last time you saw a skinnny Nigerian female? Which year? undecided
RomanceRe: Skinny Slim Beauriful lovely sensitive White Female Or big african Female? by MrCork17(op): 11:17am On Nov 08, 2011
[quote author=9ja-ninja link=topic=798292.msg9504818#msg9504818 date=1320742976]nah i dont think i am slim, i kno i am healthy. am just sayin i hardly see fat girls.[/quote]]

Sweeery thank God you are White! wink
RomanceRe: Wearing Same Clothes by MrCork17: 10:44am On Nov 08, 2011
slimyem:
would you wear the same pattern and design of clothes with your gf/bf to a public function?
P.S-same clothes can be a means of identifying you both as a couple.
Slimyam.  sweeery if I buy you a Arsenal shirt, can we romance?  wink
RomanceRe: Skinny Slim Beauriful lovely sensitive White Female Or big african Female? by MrCork17(op): 9:50am On Nov 08, 2011
[quote author=9ja-ninja link=topic=798292.msg9504754#msg9504754 date=1320742069]what do you mean by fat,  are you mixin it up  wit averaged size ,  oh well maybe your age group ,  19- 27 my friends age range and i can say only like 2 fat chicks ,[/quote]Madam ninja. So you think you are slim becoz they are fatter than you? undecided
RomanceRe: Skinny Slim Beauriful lovely sensitive White Female Or big african Female? by MrCork17(op): 9:42am On Nov 08, 2011
[quote author=9ja-ninja link=topic=798292.msg9504259#msg9504259 date=1320736340]what a horrid thing to write,  not all nigerian females are fat and not all white females are slim,   isnt there a name for black people who hate on black people.[/quote]Madam Ninja.   99.6% of black females in Nigeria are officialy  fat.  Am just tryin to help and am not really hatin!  angry
RomanceRe: Skinny Slim Beauriful lovely sensitive White Female Or big african Female? by MrCork17(op): 5:50pm On Nov 07, 2011
Oppps. My apologies. I forgot you people don’t have white women in Nigeria! undecided
FashionRe: Boys Don't Care About Your Expensive Hair by MrCork17: 5:47pm On Nov 07, 2011
Seskillz. What the heck to u no about women, you gayy albino. What has a womans hairs gots to do with anythings"! angry
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room VI by MrCork17: 5:31pm On Nov 07, 2011
Slimmyam. Sweeery if I buy you 2 bag of rice, can we romance you? undecided
RomanceRe: Skinny Slim Beauriful lovely sensitive White Female Or big african Female? by MrCork17(op): 5:06pm On Nov 07, 2011
sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Now i'd really advocate for a child board of the Romance section created, and it be called "Romance Jokes!". . .


Senselessness Personified!. . .
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Seskillz. Brother. This topic is not about Albinos (no ofeince) wink
RomanceRe: Skinny Slim Beauriful lovely sensitive White Female Or big african Female? by MrCork17(op): 5:01pm On Nov 07, 2011
Mrs Chima <<<<< Double Xtra Xtra large Nigerian babe undecided
RomanceRe: Skinny Slim Beauriful lovely sensitive White Female Or big african Female? by MrCork17(op): 4:55pm On Nov 07, 2011
slimyem:
Corkcroach,dont these kinda st.upid threads ever tire you??
slimyem<<<<< Another under cover fat chick ((( looooog hisssss)) angry
RomanceRe: Skinny Slim Beauriful lovely sensitive White Female Or big african Female? by MrCork17(op): 4:47pm On Nov 07, 2011
Ok. I am beginning to feel that 98% of the haters that have responded negatively so far are fat! (no ofoeince) undecided
RomanceRe: Skinny Slim Beauriful lovely sensitive White Female Or big african Female? by MrCork17(op): 4:38pm On Nov 07, 2011
Excuse me. Ther is no need for hate. Its just a simple question: Slim beaurifull skinny sweet lovely white female or black fat female? angry
RomanceSkinny Slim Beauriful lovely sensitive White Female Or big african Female? by MrCork17(op):
Although white women are more beauriful, more sweet  and have real long hair (not weave or braids) , would you a choose a slim skinny beaurifull white female to a fat Nigerian  female?  Please advise.  Cheers! lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by MrCork17(op): 1:31pm On Nov 07, 2011
HOMEBASED NIGERIANS PROTESTING AGAINST UK GUYS STEALING HOMEBASED WOMEN cry

Nairaland GeneralRe: Where Is 190? by MrCork17: 1:13pm On Nov 07, 2011
Never heard of her! angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by MrCork17(op): 6:48pm On Nov 04, 2011
what did I do? angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by MrCork17(op): 6:43pm On Nov 04, 2011
Ok. Can we pliss be nice to Homebased Nigerians. But Why is there nose always wide? undecided
RomanceRe: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by MrCork17(op): 6:29pm On Nov 04, 2011
Have u noticed how homebased Nigerian guys sweat all over there armpit? Actually. It’s a status in some tribes undecided
RomanceRe: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by MrCork17(op): 6:21pm On Nov 04, 2011
But why do homebased Nigerians prefer chewing stick to tooth brush? Their teeth is still yellow though undecided
RomanceRe: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by MrCork17(op): 5:50pm On Nov 04, 2011
sima:
It's quiet unfortunate that most people here have forgotten their roots cuz they had d chance to travel out of d country, most of d type of people u guys claim to be ugly and what not are just victims of d bad economical situation in 9ja. And it's like that in all 3rd world countries. If u see d white unfortunate people here in Canada, woh, u'll beh sodo, so u guys should stop spewing poo.
sima. Which root? do u even have real hair? undecided
RomanceRe: Your SUPERLATIVE Macho. your CHOICE :-* by MrCork17: 5:46pm On Nov 04, 2011
y me:
Let's assume these are the kind of men on planet Earth  cheesy, which would my ladies wink go with and please do give reasons?

P.S. THE WORD "NONE" IS NOT ACCEPTABLE HERE  angry   

MUMMY'S BOY: He is handsome, able bodied young man. there is something about him that sends an electrifying feeling with in a woman. He is farkin rich but he is so not a man of his own without mum angry. He lives with mum in his mansion, he takes permission from mum to do anything in life, he does whatever mum says. undecided

MR OVERACHIEVER: He is rich, type A (workaholic) angry. he doesn't have time for his girl because he is so industrious and married to his job and nothing more, but he makes sure your bank account is flooded with Benjamin (cash). wink cheesy

MR PERVERT: Sex is all he dreams about although he is rich and sweet. if you don't give it to him 24/7 he jumps at the next thing in skirt tongue.

THESPIAN (player): He is handsome and rich. he treats his girl like an angel kiss but doesn't believe in love hence he is always flocking around with different women angry.

MR YES: He is gorgeous and rich but would accept anything you say undecided. he loves his girl like mad to the extent he becomes a fo,  ol for love  cry. he coincide to whatever the girl says even when it means displeasing himself undecided. with him everything is predictable hence the relationship becomes boring cry cause you know what to expect from it every gad dam, n second, there is no spark or challenges to keep the lit fire burning.

MR FIST PROVES HOW MUCH OF A MAN I AM: He is striking, princely, well-heeled and Mr perfect Imperfectionist wink. He would beat his woman blue black if she provokes or challenges him angry but later run begging for forgiveness and would do anything just to make sure he is forgiven  tongue. he just Mr good-natured, soft hearted kiss but a woman beater cry
sweeery are u lookin for husband? undecided
HealthRe: Pls Reply by MrCork17: 5:42pm On Nov 04, 2011
EFCC1 Bro so u need to gain weight. Have you tried lifting a tyre? undecided
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Have Longer Eye Lashes? by MrCork17: 5:39pm On Nov 04, 2011
Mrs Chima. Didn’t you promise me punnny before christmas? angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by MrCork17(op): 5:21pm On Nov 04, 2011
Don’t they have lions, tigers, antelopes & elephants roaming around lagos? (no oofeince) undecided

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