₦airaland Forum

gabbytabby:
think to yourself what u were doing in 1986 and that was when i started going to the UK. I live in Middlesex by the way and you try to figure out where that is. Not close to your SE London i bet ghetto man.

errrmm  ok.  did you drive to London in 1986 from Nigeria or did you walk?    Anyways, its good to dream big!

silibaba:
pls house this is very serious. i am so eager to know why girls carry tissue whereever they go.

gabbytabby:
what's with you and blue eyes is it not red pali you are looking for mr single and hungry. You really dont have to hala this much just become a yes man and house husband and make sure to learn how to cook beans on toast with cheese and make sandwiches for her to take to work.

galatbabi.  sweeery if you ever get the chance to come to London, I will take u to a place when you can take pictures with pigeons and parrots standin on your head. We call it TRAFALGAR Square. Am sure u will love it

gabbytabby:
Like you and your relations na na na. Some of us actually dont have it in our genes. I pity your children with having a dad who is self depreciating and thinks his kind are all obese and fat and all the other things you think you are not capable of as an individual.

Yes we can be anything we want to be. Individuals make choices morons make sweeping generalised statements. If you are under 25 then you might be forgiven but if not then i sorry for you cos stupidity is starting to be ingrained.

Gangabi. madam you aint even all that coz you aint white. Hopefully you will Thank Mr Cork if you eventuialy looose weight before 2017

jamd:
YOU HAVE BEEN SEEING THIS GIRL AROUND,  YOU LIKE HER AND YOU JUST WALK TO HER TO HAVE A CHAT AND SHE RUDELY TELL YOU TO BACK OUT WHAT DO YOU DO.

Bro. No means yes!!

silvertuke:
I know this is a thread where like 99% percent of the responds will be a total lie.
Ladies always like to reduce their Age why? A 35y lady will tell you she is 25y.
The guys are proud to tell their real Age when there is something to show.
So what’s your Age?

Sijo01:
They'v been dating for sometime now & according to her, dey'r planning of getting married next year,
bt she's currently pregnant 4d guy & he want her to abort d pregnancy.


wat do u think & wat sud she do?

gabbytabby:
Like your girlfriend in the sheathdress catalogue picture which catalogue would you be getting that from.

slimyem:
I find it offensive that men always think it's all about the money paid on the date. The costs are far more than that. When a man asks me on a date, he plans to wear the same shirt and trousers he probably wore last week. With the same shoes, run a comb through his hair, buys some petrol and he's ready for the date. With women, it's different. When a guy asks me out, regimes need to be followed. If it's a good week, a facial. Then my hair, a manicure and a pedicure. I have to think of a dress to wear,  If I don't have one, I have to buy one. And fashion in Lagos is an expensive hobby. There are shoes to consider and a purse big enough to hold my phone and lipstick. By the time I'm ready for that date or a night out, I've probably spent twice what he'll spend for the whole night. Who said girls never pay? That's a blatant lie from the pits of hell!!!

sliMYAM. sweeery u look skiiny and hungry. where the heck are you goin to get moiney to pay for a date (no oofeinsce)

gabbytabby:
at 15 post a day you really have to kiss the white feet that is letting you sponge off her. I understand your predicament my brother. mind you if she was slim beautiful why are you spending so much time on nairaland . oh i forget 1.7 inches is of no use.

Galabi, thanks bro. since you more interested in my 17inches, would it make you happier if I send you the picture?