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PoliticsRe: Imo Commissioner For Sports Narrates How SARS Officers Robbed Him Along The Road by MrCross: 9:14am On Dec 13, 2017
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SportsRe: Pinnick Apologizes To Nigerians Over FIFA Sanction, Reveals Why Abdullahi Played by MrCross: 9:11am On Dec 13, 2017
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RomanceRe: Ladies Which Size Are You? And Guys Which Size Do You Prefer? by MrCross: 8:49am On Dec 13, 2017
SexyCeline:
AM GLADLY TEAM MEDIUM(LADY B)...
I like my girl thick, not just kinda fine. Eat her til she cry, call that " wine and dine" cool

Christianity EtcRe: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by MrCross: 9:48pm On Dec 12, 2017
Goddygee:
Sometimes, the most gullible person in a cult is its leader. When a man sweeps a whole crowd up in the idea that God has declared him His prophet and blessed him divine powers, it’s not always because he’s a con man. Some of these people just genuinely believe they have magical powers.And that’s when it can be really dangerous. Because when they put those powers to the test, it can lead to absolute disaster.




[color=#000]10[/color] [color=#231293] The Prophet Who Slit A Man’s Throat And Promised To Bring Him Back To Life[/color]
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In 2014, Muhammad Sabir convinced a whole crowd of followers in Pakistan that he was a prophet of God with miraculous powers. He got them to believe that he had power over death—and he was so persuasive that he even convinced himself.
So, when he asked for someone in his congregation to experience death and rebirth , his follower, Muhammad Niaz, was only too eager to volunteer. While a whole crowd watched, Niaz let Sabir tie him down to a table. Then Sabir slit Niaz’s throat.
Sabir chanted the sacred words while the crowd watched with bated breath, waiting to see Niaz spring back to life. Finally, Sabir commanded him to rise, and nothing happened. For a long moment, everyone watched, trying to understand what was happening. Then Sabir, who apparently clicked in that he didn’t really have magic powers, turned around and started running as fast he could.
An angry mob ran Sabir down and handed him over to the police, who arrested him for murder. But somehow, Niaz’s family’s faith in Sabir remains unshaken. “Why should I mourn when I know that my brother is in heaven?” Niaz’s sister has said. “He will be rewarded for his services for the spiritual leader in the afterlife.”


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[color=#231293] The Tantric Who Tried To Kill A Man With Black Magic On Live TV[/color]

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Pandit Sharma called himself India’s most powerful tantric. He claimed he could use black magic to make nearly anything happen, and he really believed it—so much so that when skeptic Sanal Edamaruku challenged him to use his powers to kill him on live TV , Sharma agreed.
The two stood in front of a live studio audience while Sharma chanted magic words and sprinkled water on Edamaruku’s face. When that didn’t do anything, Sharma started moving a knife around his body, pressing his fingers on his head and writing Sanal’s name on a paper and burning it, but all he could do to Edamaruku was make him laugh.
It went on for two hours before Sharma gave up. Edamaruku, he declared, must worship a powerful god who is protecting him, but Edamaruku told him, “No, I’m an atheist.”
Edamaruku thought he’d exposed a fraud, but when it was all over, he spotted Sharma sitting in the corner of the room looking dejected and confused. Sharma, he began to believe, really didn’t think he was a fraud. “Perhaps he really believed,” Edamaruku wrote later, “he would be able to kill me.”

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[color=#231293] The Preacher Who Thought He Was Immune To Snake Venom[/color]
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Kentucky preacher Jamie Coots believed that God had given him divine protection from
snakebites . He made it a big part of his act. He would stand in front of his congregation with snakes in his hands, telling them that the Bible commands all Christians to “take up serpents.”
The snakes didn’t exactly leave him alone. He got bit nine times, but each time, he survived because of what he believed was God’s divine intervention. He was so sure God was protecting him that when a woman in the congregation got bit, he insisted that nobody take her to the hospital , which didn’t exactly pan out because she died on the church floor.
Coots, though, chalked that up to her lack of faith—until he got his tenth and final snakebite in 2014. He was again so confident that God would heal him that his congregation chased away the ambulance that came to help him. But this time, God didn’t come through. Within an hour, Coots was dead.
Coots’s congregation’s faith remains unshaken. Today, his son Cody has taken his father’s place, and like his father before him, he insists on toughing it out whenever a rattlesnake bites him, insisting, “It’s the word of the Lord.”

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[color=#231293]The Pastor Who Crushed A Woman With A Speaker[/color]
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In 2016, a self-proclaimed prophet in South Africa told his followers that if Jesus could walk on water, they, too, could do anything with
faith . And he was going to prove it.
He ordered a young woman in the praise team to lay down in front of the congregation and then got his ushers to put a heavy PA speaker on her chest. She would not die, he promised, because God would not allow it. Then he climbed on top of the speaker himself and sat atop it, inviting the church to marvel at how the woman wasn’t even letting out so much as a peep of complaint.
When they took the speaker off her, they found out why she wasn’t fussing: She was dead. Her ribs had been crushed under the weight of the speaker, and she had died almost instantly.
The pastor, though, insisted it wasn’t his fault. The woman died, he told the police, because she had “little faith.” It was her fault, he insisted, for not being able to “withstand a very simple task.”

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[color=#231293]The Preacher Who Trusted God To Cover His Taxes[/color]
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William Miller was pretty sure the the world was going to end on October 22, 1844. The colonists of America, he believed, had been sent to the New World to prepare the new kingdom of God, and Jesus would soon return. And he wasn’t the only one who believed it. He had a whole cult of people behind him.
The world, of course, did not end in 1844, but one of Miller’s followers, Peter Armstrong, refused to lose faith. He became convinced that the only reason Jesus hadn’t returned was because the Americans had failed to prepare an earthly sanctuary for Christ’s return. So, he spent every penny he had to buy 181 acres of land in Pennsylvania and invited Jesus to move in.
To make sure the land was truly God’s land, he signed the title over to “Almighty God, who inhabiteth Eternity, and His heirs in Jesus Messiah.” When the US government came to collect property taxes, though, God didn’t pay up—and they didn’t really buy into Armstrong’s argument that God didn’t need to pay.
The government ended up forcing Armstrong to sell the property to pay the money he owed in back taxes. The Holy Land went back on the market because God hadn’t covered His taxes.

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[color=#231293] The Prophet Who Challenged A Pride Of Lions To A Fistfight[/color]
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Alec Ndiwane, a South African preacher, is said to have been visiting Kruger National Park in 2016 when he suddenly became convinced that the Holy Spirit had filled him the strength of Samson. He had been given the power, he declared, to kill a lion with his bare hands —and he was going to prove it.
Ndiwane supposedly spotted a pride of lions eating an impala and announced that he was going to take them out. Then he is claimed to have opened up the car door, stepped outside, and started charging straight at the lions.
The entire pride of lions simultaneously stopped eating and charged at Ndiwane, who, in what was apparently a brief moment of lucidity, changed his mind and tried to get back into the car. Lions, however, are faster than South African preachers, and they tackled him.
Ndiwane probably would have died if it wasn’t for a park ranger scaring the lions off with warning shots. Still, Ndiwane was seriously injured and shaken. When it was all over, he was more confused than anything.
Struggling to understand what had gone wrong, he allegedly told the press, “I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show His power over animals.”

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[color=#231293]The Bishop Who Paid A Man To Play Dead[/color]
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Nigerian bishop Emmanuel Esezobor, according to an allegation, accidentally killed a man in 2016 by trying to fake a miracle . The man’s family says that Esezobor offered him 500,000 Nigerian nairas to climb into a coffin and play dead until Esezobor gave him the word. Then, the man would rise up in front of his congregation and prove that Esezobor had power over life and death.
The man signed on for the deal, but things went wrong when they started planning a little too far in advance. The coffin Esezobor put him in was airtight, and while he waited for his cue, the man ran out of oxygen and suffocated inside.
When the big moment came, and Esezobor ordered him to rise, the man didn’t move—because he was actually dead.

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[color=#231293] The Mutt Chief Who Thought He Would Be Resurrected[/color]
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Ganeshyogi Maharaj of Mayurshwar, India, believed that he had death-defying powers. As far as his followers were concerned, he’d proven it. While they watched, he’d drank
poison and let snakes bite him—and every time, he had defied death.
In 2014, though, he declared that he would perform his ultimate miracle. Before their very eyes, he would die and pass over to the
afterlife . Then, after three days, he would return to them, alive once more. The crowd watched as he drank 200 milliliters of insecticide and fell dead in front of them. Then they stayed up all night praying and waiting for him to return.
He didn’t. They kept waiting, but Maharaj stayed dead, and pretty soon, his body started to rot.
The followers still wouldn’t let the police bury him. They had to have doctors run ECG tests to prove that Maharaj really was clinically dead and wasn’t coming back before they could get the followers to finally put him under the ground.

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[color=#231293] The Prophet Who Buried Himself Alive[/color]
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In 2015, Zimbabwean prophet Shamiso Kanyama believed that one of his follower’s homes was cursed by evil spirits. The family that lived there had fallen on hard times. The only way to fix them, Kanyama believed, was if he died. Kanyama would cross over to the underworld, where he could exorcise the evil spirits from the home.
He ordered five of his followers to dig a pit in front of the house and bury him alive inside. Buried under the earth, he promised them, he would “gain power to drive away the evil forces” and heal their home.
The family’s neighbor, who was actually sane, tried to stop them from burying the man alive, but Kanyama yelled at the man who was trying to save his life until he gave up. He told the man he was disturbing his angels and insisted his followers bury him alive , no matter who tried to stop them.
Which they did. The men buried their prophet alive and then waited for him to complete his mission in the afterlife. Then they dug the pit back up, and sure enough, they found Kanyama’s dead and motionless body at the bottom.
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[color=#231293]The Faith Healer Who Pretended He Could Cure Polio[/color]
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Jack Coe was an American faith healer . He went around the country setting up tents, preaching, and claiming he could heal the sick with the power of faith. And for years, people believed him—until he nearly killed a three-year-old boy in 1955.
The little boy’s parents had brought him out to see Coe in Miami, hoping Coe could heal the child’s polio , and Coe was pretty confident he could. He told the boy to take off his leg braces and walk. Then he told his congregation to rejoice. The boy had been cured!
Except that he hadn’t. The boy still had polio, and struggling to walk without braces made it much worse. The boy was now in constant pain and was sicker than ever.
Coe was arrested and charged with practicing medicine without a license, but the case was dismissed because in Florida, faith healers were exempt from the law. Coe nearly got away scot-free, until something happened that’s hard not to chalk up to divine intervention.
Nearly immediately after the suit was dismissed, Coe contracted polio himself. Within a few weeks, he died of the very disease he’d pretended to heal.

Maybe miracles really do happen after all.



Source: http://listverse.com/2017/08/29/10-self-proclaimed-holy-men-whose-miracles-went-horribly-wrong/
This part got me laughing so hard>
"The entire pride of lions simultaneously stopped eating and charged at Ndiwane, who, in what was apparently a brief moment of lucidity, changed his mind and tried to get back into the car." Shey he wanted to form samson alagbarahuh

CareerRe: Slay Queen Called To Bar Shares Her Experience At Nigerian Law School. Photos by MrCross: 9:14pm On Dec 12, 2017
adami48:
One among the biggest lesbians we have in town ,go check her Facebook page , bobrisky is like a god to her
You must really know her to drop such accusations! Pls whats her facebook name? Girls like this shouldn't be into Lesbianism Haba now! If i give her 1 pere she will forget to attend her call to bar ceremony tommorow!
CareerRe: Slay Queen Called To Bar Shares Her Experience At Nigerian Law School. Photos by MrCross: 9:04pm On Dec 12, 2017
xxxtedyxxx:
How is she a slay queen?


So a girl cannot be pretty with peace of mind again?

She is pretty, and she has something going for her. Finishing from a law school is not as easy as slicing N70 Agege Bread and smearing the insides with butter. She is hardworking, and she has something going for her in real life.

In contrast, a slay queen is a jobless girl who sees social network as a means to validate her ego. 90 percent of slay queens have nothing going on for them in real life.


In order news, have you read my stories?

Anita the naughty housemaid.
Aunty Kemi.
The Home instructor.
and Biology Practical

Only for 18+
I'm not interested in your stories but pls who get that yansh on your biological practical cover abeg

RomanceRe: Guys I Have A Question: What Will You Do If You Were Female For A Day? by MrCross(op): 4:55pm On Dec 12, 2017
Nasa28:
lol
Lol...i know its a weird question right? but if it happened nko
RomanceGuys I Have A Question: What Will You Do If You Were Female For A Day? by MrCross(op): 4:48pm On Dec 12, 2017
Guys, i know you must have never thought about it before! Like seriously why want to be female but to be honest what would you do if you were female for a day?

RomanceRe: Thr33some 15%, Short Time 8%, Slay Queen Offers "XMAS" BONAZA & Discounts by MrCross:
Orishirishi

FamilyRe: See What Ugandan Mother Pictured Feeding Her Toddler Beer by MrCross: 8:35am On Dec 12, 2017
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CrimeRe: Family Cries Out For Justice After Their Son Died In The Custody Of Sars by MrCross: 6:16am On Dec 12, 2017
Ghf
RomanceRe: “I Cannot Date You, If You Don’t Drive A Ferrari” — Nigerian Lady by MrCross: 10:54pm On Dec 11, 2017
Life don spoil o!!! Even Dry Crayfish sef dey find "ferarrie" I dont blame you i blame your 400 toasters undecided
SportsRe: Mohamed Salah Named BBC African Footballer Of The Year by MrCross:
OMG IKANT BLIVE IT
FIRST TO COMMENT!!!
OMG...I WANT TO THANK MY NEW NETWORK PROVIDER 9MOBILE FOR ALLOWING ME ACHIEVE THIS FEAT WAOH!

CrimeRe: Man Sells His Two Kids, Landlord’s Son For N310,000 (photo) by MrCross: 5:57pm On Dec 11, 2017
Wetin we no go see ontop dis money mata!!!
RomanceRe: . by MrCross: 5:03pm On Dec 11, 2017
Really Nigga...Deep down I mean like Deep down,wetin you just do(Posting your Bank Acc Bal) e make any sense at all to you?
Can you proudly tell your parents,loved ones and padi's that you posted your acc balance on Nairaland for everyone to see? SMH undecided

RomanceRe: Couple Take Pre-Wedding Photos To The Bedroom by MrCross: 4:26pm On Dec 11, 2017
People are taking this pre-wedding s*** to far! Nigerians can overdo things for africa undecided
CelebritiesRe: Naomi Nkechi Emmanuel Weds Ambrose Amara (Traditional Wedding Photos) by MrCross: 3:54pm On Dec 11, 2017
The Red Bead Outfit Though...
PoliticsRe: Hilarious Photo Of How Imo State Would Look Like By Year 3030 by MrCross: 7:40pm On Dec 10, 2017
chibike69:
grin

Terracotta sculptures depicting the armies of Qin Shi Huang.
You are a reader bro...Nice one
RomanceRe: U Must See This.... Fish Wey Get Bress And Belle pics/ video by MrCross: 8:15pm On Dec 09, 2017
shocked Eleyi gidi gan o
RomanceRe: She Didn't Respond His Chat Until He Mentioned He Had A Car by MrCross: 8:13pm On Dec 09, 2017
dominique:
Silly immature oaf. She responded to your chat even before she said you had a car. You sound as if you paid her to sit by her phone and chat with you. Do you know what she's doing with her time that she could not respond to you that very moment? So what if she doesn't roll with a guy without a car, is it a crime for to set standards for oneself? Can you as a polished educated man go for an illiterate daughter of a pepper seller? I don't know why you guys derive so much pleasure in running down the opposite gender as if you are an epitome of perfection yourselves.
Which type of nonsense standard is that? Does she have a car herself?Does her father have a car? If a lady has a car and refuses to roll with a guy without a car its still understandable...beggars cannot be choosers!
RomanceRe: The Seventeen Cardinal Rules Of Pu**y by MrCross: 10:08am On Dec 09, 2017
Nice Piece OP!!!The Ladies will never see anything good in this thread. Do you notice how very few females have commented so far? it's a sign that the OP is so on point! Men should start acting like Men!
SportsRe: Let The Fight Continue– Cristiano Ronaldo Says After Winning His 5th Ballon d’Or by MrCross: 9:27am On Dec 09, 2017
kpaofame:
Haters will hate

He has an obsession for Personal award...and so far so good, that is the drive and motivation that has brought him thus far...He clearly stated in his speech that he couldnt have achieved this feat without his team mates

You that is not obsessed about anything what have you achieved that is noteworthy


It is very easy for spectators to direct actors and players on how to act, when they cant do shit...
True Talk Bro. I think Ronaldo and Messi are both great players. If they weren't they wont get to the level they both are right now. It is important to note that Ronaldo and Messi do not have the same Personality/Temperament hence they cannot act/behave the same way. People say Messi is more of Talent and Ronaldo is more of Hardwork but whatever the case Talent without putting in Work(hard) is Zero!!! Let messi skip practice for just one month I bet he will experience drop in performance! Success is an everyday Exercise that we should all strive to achieve. *I REFUSE TO BE A SPECTATOR IN THIS STAGE PLAY TITLED LIFE*.
Car TalkRe: Nissan Leaf All-Electric Vehicle Spotted In Lagos by MrCross: 10:01am On Dec 08, 2017
Hah memories...i remember my daddy used this car in 1995/96.
TravelRe: Tipper Crushes Oko Polytechnic Final Year Student To Death (Graphic Photos) by MrCross: 11:53pm On Dec 06, 2017
is that what i think it is? brains? Oh lord I'm humbled cry
CelebritiesRe: Johnny Creed Committed Suicide After Failing To Get 10K Download - Friend by MrCross: 11:33pm On Dec 06, 2017
Why do i feel like this guy is not really dead...Just a publicity stunt to get us to download n listen to his music! Well...Bro anywhere you are right now be It Heaven,Hell or Earth i want you to know that it actually worked You finally made the News. Your Song "snapchat" is(was) not bad for a beginner but you could (have) get(got) better with time.
Here's the link http://9jaflaver.com/download-music-mp3-johnny-creed-snapchat/
CrimeRe: Health Student Throws Mixture Of Hot Water, Pepper And Salt On Her Male Colleagu by MrCross: 1:43pm On Nov 28, 2017
FTC cool
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Reveals The Identity Of His Bae. by MrCross: 1:42pm On Nov 28, 2017
Where is the revelationhuh
RomanceRe: When A Hoe Wants 1 Round To Buy Her SUV (pics) by MrCross: 4:52pm On Nov 26, 2017
Why the ladies come dey vex for OP? I have met ladies that charge 500k TDB and also met ladies that charge 7k TDB. Level pass level. Men like shoes come in different sizes.
The OP dont mind these ladies they are supporting their CO-WORKER grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thread closed by MrCross: 4:10pm On Nov 26, 2017
Why Nobody Mention 3:1huh

RomanceRe: Is My Aunty Giving Me Nod To Move Ahead And Have Her On Bed by MrCross: 9:27pm On Nov 24, 2017
Show your uncle some respect man coz he is family. Just imagine it was your own wife flirting with one small boy that you even witnessed his naming ceremony huh
It could even be a trap...Think with your head and not your dick.

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