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45-Help a girl when she is in trouble and she will surely remember you when she is in trouble again!

Why dis kin thing no dey happen for naija

A lot of things cause premature ejaculation for guys. it could be that he's just over excited about finally bleeping you,It could be that your Vjay-jay is tight hence friction during sexual intercourse,it could be an after-effect of too much quickie-mastubations he did or does. He might also be a large-scale industrial Sperm producer too.There are a lot of reasons and There are also serious causes of premature ejaculation too that might require professional help. Pls don't be hard on him sometimes the first ejaculation is always so fast and embarrassing but the subsequent releases take a bit longer. Take it easy on him if possible practice girl on top style it eases the pressure. Tell him not to put mind too much on top the knacks! remember practice make perfect.Good luck

Who Toasting You Epp?

FunnyDude:
I've bleeped up to 15girls within 3months.. I dey fear oo.. I did one in my room yesterday night with my new babe.. Breast feeding 100%..she sucked my cork well. Her Breast is so firm and gushh.. Thank you nysc for this opportunity given to us.
PS: He who doesn't sin should cast the first stone here.

Enjoy your service year Bro...

But remember that only you will be Responsible for the Consequences of your Actions

Real G's move in Silence like Lasagne...

"BEAUTIFUL DEAF MODEL" tho


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Dis Life ehnnnn...

And na 1 persin go get THIS car like THAT...

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Dis Life ehnnnn...

In Everything that happens in life just Thank God...

His family will be rejoicing and praising God for sparing his life!

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While another family will be in pain and sorrow wondering why them?why now?



Dis Life ehnnnn...

Poor Manatee...
Fellow Nairalanders, you shall never be at the wrong place at the wrong time! Say Amen...

Meanwhile...

Another Manatee is chilling and taking selfie with beta pipu for beta place...

Dis Life ehnnnn...

GeneralOjukwu:
Manatee

The biodiversity in Nigeria shocks me at times -

These animals have been seen -

1. Civet & Genets

2. Hippopotamus

3. Dolphins

4. Manta rays

Animals I see in encyclopedia and I never thought we would be seeing in Rivers / Bayelsa States.

PS - Thanks for the corrections on this...it seems it's in Nigeria.

Waoh...Poor Manatee probably on seasonal migration miss road enter Naija. Must we kill every animal we come across in this country? I know there is hunger in the land sha

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Geez...See the number of People viewing this Thread!!! Na Dz kin thing dey attract people for nairaland...just look at the no of females viewing the thread!

Nma27:
Yes we do... I'd rather split the bill... Go dutch

i'd rather pay the bill than Go dutch. it's not pride it's just who I am.

Nma27:
Good. Just hope she's not leading u on to d slaughter house.. A lot can b achieved with reversed psychology

Even if it's reverse psychology it feels good. Atleast she tried how many ladies do that? We need more females like her.

ProudtobeaMUMUM:
read your post again, ode oshi

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Silence is the best response for you

AlexCk:
Normally, the 'taker' should pay the bills not the 'takee'. Lol.


If i ask a gurl out for lunch, bills should definitely be on me, except she insists but me go over-insist shaa,

If a gurl take me out then, I'd expect her to wanna pay for the bills, but I'll insist on paying, we go shaa argue tho


The idea is if she' takes me out or vice versa, i go sha try take small cash

You are on point Bro. No matter what happens a guy should go on a date prepared for the worst!

Nma27:
But you guys are agitating for ladies to be financially confident... Well, enjoy it.

Lol, Deep down I enjoyed it. Awuff dey sweet. But that simple act really got to me you know and I respect her for that

Modsenemy:
Someone is about to cry cos we about to mess up his silly thread

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................You know what these dots mean? Silence. That's the best answer I have for you.

Nma27:
Why force her to take back the money?

Wasn't comfortable with it. It's just I thought it rare having a girl paying the bills. For Naija here

Modsenemy:
Please can you notify me when the season 2 of the movie is out?

Your brother that you quoted will let you know of the release date! Immaturity!!!

ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Hmmm a nice nollywood movie story, when is season 2 coming out

That is how brilliant students fail exams! Simply answer the question if you have anything meaningful to say! Over sabi Sabinus! Nollywood movie kor Bolly wood ni!

So after having lunch at a restaurant with this new girl I met, I excused myself & left to use the rest room. When I got back to the table, I called out for the bill and to my surprise I was told she had paid the bills. I tried all I could to make her take the money from me but she refused. When she was about getting out of the car I quickly shoved the money into her bag but before I was able to zoom off she managed to throw the money back into the car. I called her later on phone to talk about it but we ended up laughing it off. I think I like her & obviously she's feeling the Nigga & the way I package!
I have been thinking about it ever since which leads to the question " Who Should Pay On A First Date?" The Guy or the Girl? Have your say.

Burna88:
i Love my bf Cross heaven

I love you too.

Rorachy:
Ekuke na those Bush dogs wey dey chop shit, you can call them bingo.

Also Known as local dog. Dem Calabar N Ondo People no dey play with dem!

Rorachy:
This one na ekuke.

lol,Wic 1 be ekuke again?

FoolishBoy419:
op shame on you. I swear I have fought and beaten many dangerous dogs before. And I'm just a teenager

Naso, 29 year old Teenager ...Dangerous dogs like this one shey?

IamKashyBaby:
U scared of dogs?

But u want to chop her NUNU like pounded yam abi?

No...I want to drink her NUNU like NUNU milk

IamKashyBaby:
U scared of dogs?

But u want to chop her NUNU like pounded yam abi?

No...I want to drink her NUNU like NUNU milk

mhizesther:
Damn that's scary...dogs ke...thank God u got out safely...I'm trying to love dogs but they still scare the fvck outta me

Yeah...Thank God I used to be a sprinter for my school back in the days. Parlour Dogs are okay.

BornnAgainChild:
Haba...they are only pets na

No be only pets nah Monsters!

Omoh no be small thing oh I gbace oh! Make my matter no reach front page for Nairaland!

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