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Education / Re: JAMB Mock Result Out! Here's How To Check 2018 JAMB Mock Exam Result by MrCross: 11:58pm On Mar 02, 2018
Ibrosco:
the same thing happened to me last year, my mock result was showing no position at row 0 after some days I saw d result,just keep checking it
Thanks for the Info. I just checked a few minutes ago. Results seen thanks
Education / Re: JAMB Mock Result Out! Here's How To Check 2018 JAMB Mock Exam Result by MrCross: 9:46pm On Mar 01, 2018
PLEASE HELP I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CHECK MY SISTER RESULT BUT IT KEEPS DISPLAYING THIS SCRIPT "THERE IS NO ROW AT POSITION O" ERROR WHICH IN VB.NET MEANS THERE IS NO RESULT FOR THAT PARTICULAR QUERY!!! I CAN SEE OTHERS ALSO HAVE SIMILAR PROBLEMS!!! PLS ANYBODY WITH USEFUL INFORMATION PLS
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Hyper-realistic Drawing Of Aphro Dija By Me. by MrCross: 3:29pm On Feb 17, 2018
This is beautiful...

This is Lovely...

That's all they will say to you and the last time i checked comments don't pay the bills!

Better channel your artistic talents into graphics design e.g Logos, illustrations, album art, animations, book cover, advert art, etc.

I used to have a roommate like you back then in school who used to draw people and he got a lot of attention and comments but after the praise and all when they ask him to draw for them, dem go still dey price the finished work for N200...
Romance / Re: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by MrCross: 5:18pm On Feb 01, 2018
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan: CHAN 2018 Semi-Final - 1 - 0 (Full-Time) by MrCross: 10:37pm On Jan 31, 2018
TBH nah substandard football be this match wey i just watch finish. Sudan didnt play us at all at all but we dey happy on top 1-0 narrow escape! Dont worry na Fia dey wait una for final! If you think morroco will let nigeria win with this nonsense football we just played against sudan you must be joking!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan: CHAN 2018 Semi-Final - 1 - 0 (Full-Time) by MrCross: 10:24pm On Jan 31, 2018
Fulltime...Narrow Escape Shioor

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan: CHAN 2018 Semi-Final - 1 - 0 (Full-Time) by MrCross: 9:52pm On Jan 31, 2018
Thank God oh dem done comot d okpotu!!!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan: CHAN 2018 Semi-Final - 1 - 0 (Full-Time) by MrCross: 9:49pm On Jan 31, 2018
Hahhahahahha!!! cheesy See all these sudan players sef no go kill me with laugh...Okpotu Obo all of them join
One on One with keeper leg seize for ground.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan: CHAN 2018 Semi-Final - 1 - 0 (Full-Time) by MrCross: 9:43pm On Jan 31, 2018
New Naija Slang Alert OKPOTU OBO
Meaning:Very Useless and Unprofessional
Example: See me see this Okpotu Oh!!!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan: CHAN 2018 Semi-Final - 1 - 0 (Full-Time) by MrCross: 9:33pm On Jan 31, 2018
Okpotu village people must have followed him to CHAN!!!
He shouldnt bother playing second half abeg except the coach is too blind to see. Abi nah only 2 striker we carry go chan
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan: CHAN 2018 Semi-Final - 1 - 0 (Full-Time) by MrCross: 9:13pm On Jan 31, 2018
Which kin player b dis Okpotu sef!!! Ball Control Zero!!! Wic kin striker b dis one

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Romance / Re: ... by MrCross: 12:06pm On Jan 30, 2018
My brother be like Joseph in the bible...Never hot!

Health / Re: Help! I Think I'm Everlastingly Skinny!!! by MrCross: 5:33pm On Jan 29, 2018
Go and make money first I swear dem no born skinny well you will add weight by force when money enter your life!

But truth be told you should be thankful for your "skinny" life atleast you are alive.

Go to nairaland fp and see the number of "Fat and Chubby" people that lose their lives everyday to accidents and crime.

Trust me your body knows what's best for you,just try to eat and rest well.

I know you are comparing yourself with others but everybody is different and unique in their own special way

With time everything will get better and in a few years time you will look back and smile at this your thread that you posted today.

Laughing at yourself and how petty you were.

MrCross...

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Health / Re: Why It Is Risky To Give A Man MouthAction by MrCross: 4:27pm On Jan 29, 2018
AryEmber:
I will die before a guy's shaft enters my mouth.
Hah!!! O nse epe!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Huge Monitor Lizard That Was Killed Near My House Today by MrCross: 4:19pm On Jan 29, 2018
How is this thing HUGE for God sake?
Crime / Re: Man Beaten Mercilessly For Sleeping With Another Man's Wife. Graphic Photos by MrCross: 4:08pm On Jan 29, 2018
cheesy Chai..He got hot and took off his jacket!!!

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Romance / Re: He Is Not A Husband Material If He Chooses The Football Match Over A Date by MrCross: 3:57pm On Jan 29, 2018
jaszplus12:

you have two choices...
a) just watch the match and let euphoria wash you to the beaches of pleasure...
b) look out for any babe sulking over a botched date...and let her desire for company wash you up the beaches of peasants love games!
I'd rather stay in my house and play FIFA 18 on vals day than waste my time and money on any undeserving babe.
Option A is cool for me.

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Romance / Re: He Is Not A Husband Material If He Chooses The Football Match Over A Date by MrCross: 2:31pm On Jan 29, 2018
cheesy we wey no come get babe(s) nko now?

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Romance / Re: "I Caught My Husband Masturbating With Your Photo" - Woman Tells Lady (Photos) by MrCross: 2:15pm On Jan 29, 2018
cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: Meet The Housemates Of The 2018 Big Brother Naija (Photos) by MrCross: 9:47pm On Jan 28, 2018
Abeg how dem take dey go BigBrother Sef? I see this guys I get hope for next year!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Filming A Lady's Backside In Ghana (Video, Photo) by MrCross: 9:36pm On Jan 28, 2018
Jesus...See Nyash!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: CHAN 2018 Quarter Finals - 2 - 1 (Full Time) by MrCross: 8:34pm On Jan 28, 2018
I dont know much about football but okpotu and the others need to work on their finishing...maybe a formation change and bringing in somebody to support okpotu up in front. We wasted a lot of chances that we cant afford to waste in the semis/final. The point of playing football is to convert your chances to goals and staying ahead of your opponent.

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Travel / Re: Slay Queen asks for free stuff from Hotel but gets a shocking reply from Manager by MrCross: 3:37pm On Jan 28, 2018
Sellfish:
Still looking for wherevthe girl said she planed on staying in the hotel for free in exchange for Instagram adverts sad

Stupid manager undecided


Best response he would have made is... Send her the price list of the hotel's services and tell her the hotel management, in addition to making her stay as remarkably comfortable as possible, is always open to ideas on how to improve on and make its services available to a wider segment of society.

Go and Read it again...i'm sure you will see where she stated "in return for free accomodation"

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Travel / Re: Slay Queen asks for free stuff from Hotel but gets a shocking reply from Manager by MrCross: 3:33pm On Jan 28, 2018
This is a typical example of what happens when you just submit a proposal anyhow without doing proper research and background check on your potential client.

You just don't act until you know you have a solid leverage to bank on! You have 70k followers and so what? Who cares?
Everyone is a social media influencer these days. So what's so special about you?

One thing i'm sure of is that she wont be getting any free accomodation from hotels anytime soon cheesy

That manager is a savage though!

Ladies deserve no preferential treatment...

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Romance / Re: Man Shares A Selfie Of His Friend Having Sex With A White Lady In The Background by MrCross: 2:30pm On Jan 19, 2018
Poor Doll,see his black ass sef Animal embarassed

Science/Technology / Re: Nigerians Butcher Giant Turtle At Seme (Photos) by MrCross: 1:46pm On Jan 19, 2018
Poor Turtle

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Romance / Re: Lady Shares Male Sex Doll With Big Dick 'incase Your Lover Has Small Penis(pic) by MrCross: 4:00pm On Jan 18, 2018
Snow02:
actually the men are still laughing the only difference between that thing and a Love Machine is the body that comes with it ...but here's the thing that thing won't take you out and buy you sharwama, recharge card, or generally spend money on a girl etc... I'm just saying.
To buttress your point Bro
I bet Ricky with the big D can't thrust,grab,press,turn,squeeze,roll and bend you over so hard like a real D would!
Ricky can't even Kiss or play no pre-intimacy for Christ Sake!!!So sorry Ladies We are still laughing so freaking hard from up here undecided

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Romance / Re: Lady Shares Male Sex Doll With Big Dick 'incase Your Lover Has Small Penis(pic) by MrCross: 3:52pm On Jan 18, 2018
nancyv:
Lol. you think some ladies care? We are not as sex obsessed as you male folk. I can do without sex. End time doll.
Hahhhh You can do without sex,Aunty Nancy why you lie?
Education / Re: My Sojourn Of 4 Years In Obafemi Awolowo University: Signing Out Pictures' by MrCross: 11:43pm On Jan 16, 2018
cheesy
elsse:
wait oo....na this guy dem give mr NAIRALAND undecided undecided






congrats tho....for the degree sha

My thoughts exactly bro!!! If he can call himself fynestboi then i must be overfynestboi cheesy[quote author=elsse post=64263345]wait oo....na this guy dem give mr NAIRALAND undecided undecided

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Car Talk / Re: 5 Nigerian Big Boys That Were Killed By Power Bike Accidents (Photos) by MrCross: 8:47pm On Jan 15, 2018
highchief1:
he will die this January
HAHHH!!!

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Romance / Re: Help! I Am So Hooked To Her. by MrCross: 12:17am On Jan 14, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:
Your matter be like ileya ram weh dem dey feed he come think say him owner like am

Comment Of The Year Abeg!!!

Like if you also think so...

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Romance / Re: Is Money Really The ONLY Thing To Use In Getting A Lady?? (PHOTOS) by MrCross: 11:51pm On Jan 13, 2018
Teempakguy:
It's not about the money though, but the percieved comfort. In actuality, all women want is to be happy. This much is obvious because they are human beings. Another thing to realize is that at any point in time a girl is being bombarded by several suitors so they begin to blend them all together. Having money makes you stand out because you promise comfort, you are quite literally, valuable. You have the one thing that is guaranteed to get most of the things that cheer up human beings. You have power, to demand for products to satisfy her wants, seriously, that's hot.

And this is looking at it from the humanity perspective. Biologically, females of many species are wired to act in a way that maximizes the comfort of their offspring. Money gets these things, so if you have it, she will want you.


I Sight Your Intellect Bro!!! You are a Reader!!! I get excited when i see Guys like me!!!

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