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Op, just for future sake, it is illegal to call Buhari President Buhari. It's either ex- President or just call his name.

There can only be 1 President in a country otherwise that will be term as a treson.

Shey na fight be dis or na nollywood?? The choke cold no even work on the guy with in red. Weapons dey around but dem dey hold themselves like police and thief. The guy in white should let go and let them throw serious blows like real men! Sio

drugBaronTINUBU:
U are not wole Soyinka
Wole has benefited alot from this country while u have benefited nothing

Na lie...I have benefitted good food, good weather, loving and caring people, cheap living compared to other countries, freedom , religious nurturing, hope, culture.

Trust me, you will understand what I'm saying when you have lived there...

OriOko88:
With US passport,he will be able to enter virtually every country on earth

...He will also pay taxes to the US even if he doesn't live and work there as long as he holds the passport..Non payment will result in jail time.

Ceejay94:
What is so special about being a US citizen is that you won't be crying because of bad road, epileptic power supply, valueless currency and bad government and many more and still come back to Nigeria when you wish to

True but let put things in balance...racism , harsh weather, extreme tax (So bad in America that you will even pay no matter where you live in the world as long as you hold the passport) , gun , gun and more guns, bad food...tastes like rubber, 30% of your paycheck will go to electricity and heat alone during extreme weather, no sense of culture and communal cohesion, everybody suspects everybody even their government suspects everybody, you chase yur date out of your house for being rude and she calls the police lying that u rape her as a black person, you will be thrown to jail before you appeal. You tell your wife off and you are out of your own house, kids call police and you are arrested....the point is everywhere except heaven has its own challenges. Nigeria will always be home no matter what. I am treated here as a first class citizen at least....

With all her achievement, I will still woo and bang her! She will love up, I will get 2 baby mamas, she gets challenged and goes to get PHD and become the CEO of Tesla, meets another man, get banged, doscovered the he has a 14 side chicks....and then circle goes on

ChizzyBuna:
I reached out to a cousin of mine in Norway. I begged him for small financial assistance any amount no matter how small.
He read the message and said he will see what he will do.

That was january 15, since then he rarely reply my message and if he reply he ignores my cry for help

I tried writing him again but tears started rolling from my eyes.
I felt so depressed begging my cousin and him just playing me like a child. Ignoring my messages

I need advice, should i call it quit and distance myself from him?

I have an advice for you: I gathered that the gate to Europe is now open if you pass through Burkinafaso where you will be smuggled in while hiding among frozen chicken! Go there and hustle for yourself. Diasporians from UK, US and Canada are still clenching their fists against the difficulty they are facing talk less of a poor guy struggling in countries like Norway! I was once like you sha but when the wife called me and lambasted me, I thought twice...I sold my phone and okada and bought a laptop where I learned IT. Now I am a CEO who later employed her husband ( my brother btw) when they relocated back home with absolute frustration and bare minimum! My guy...tepamoshe! Hard work pays! When you are rich you will become Awo Aye but when you poor, you will become Eru Aye!

Cocoa farmers during the 60s and 70s. Now the discovery of oil crippled this once lucrative occupation. You would commonly see those big men back then bragging about the size of their cocoa farms but now it's not the case.

When you meet Him on Judgement day, you can table your point. Who knows? You might be justified your Highness.

richmond500:
Sin was found in which devil?
Didn't he create the devil?
Was I the one that created the devil? Why am I being punished for his own mistakes?

As for me, I won't follow a psycopath that won't take responsibilities for his own crime

He did not create sin. SIN was found in the devil.

As for me. I will rather follow him in faith and then die only to find out He does not exist than assume He does not exist and then Surprise! It's a win win as long as I believe and follow Him in faith.

God bless

richmond500:
John 3:16
For God so loved the world, that he killed his own child so we can be saved from his wrath.

He created the devil, created sin, wickedly planted the fruit in the garden and then we are going to suffer eternal damnation for something that is 100% his fault and now he wants to save us from his torture? And that is supposed to be a fair justice?

The moment I watched The Burning Hell,

This scripture gave it the finishing: I am the way, thr truth and the life. No one comes to the FATHER BUT THROUGH ME.

IF HE KNEW NO SIN AND DID NO SIN, THEN THIS MUST BE TRUE!

I surrendered on the spot!

gohf:
The message that
brought you to Jesus can you remember it?

This question is may be tough to answer, even for me, many don't even remember the day or period they surrendered all to Jesus. Well I can't understand how anyone can forget the day they choose to die, the day they choose to forsake all and follow Jesus, the day they made a vow and commitment except they never took it seriously or it wasn't a serious moment in their lives. Paul would repeat his encounter a number of times as we read through acts, to show how much of an impact that was in his decision to follow Jesus. But do you know Paul may not have remembered Stephen's words and prayer he heard.

Personally my answer to that question honestly is no, I don't remember the exact message but I remember my encounter with Jesus. Infact I remember the answer a new convert from a federal boys school in Lagos, gave one day and because of that answer he is one of the few names I remember from highschool, what did he say that day, "speak the truth in love". I remember incidents like these because they formed the echoes of the words that rang in my heart for years.

This is what I want to say to those who evangelize, it doesn't matter how people react when you preach, just trust the Holy Spirit he does the work you cannot do, just obey God and go, obey God and speak. Forget about the bad boy or girl everyone once saw you as, and let God put his words in your mouth. Your message may be the key to unlock the soul of someone.

Some of you it may have been the words of your parents, the words of someone in a bus or some friend you may not even remember. But today I hope you remember that you encountered Jesus because someone else let God use them and so let someone else encounter Jesus because of you. That my friends is love at work through you. God bless you

sylve11:
Una mouth too bad.

But you're making a lot of sense.

Sometimes when you find yourself in a location where girls are scarce, you are left with nothing but to chase the cheap girls (in this area, they are hot cakes)

For instance, it's very difficult to see a virgin/decent girl in any ijaw riverine area. Not as if there aren't, anyway.

It's not uncommon to see the guys in these areas wifeing próstitutes who move to those areas to do their jobs.

When you find yourself in such places, you'll have no choice but to go the same route like other guys.

Then relocate my guy! Go to Enugu, Lagos or Calabar where dem.plenty! You are the man here ! You are lone wolf! You are in charge! I had the same problem when I was in Ado Ekiti until I moved to Ibadan where plenty women dey wait , dey beg! Lagos is even worse! They are like maggots! Women plenty o so no go dull unasef!

SAMBARRY:
even when you see decent ladies who are from well brought up homes una still wan treat them bad,be toxic to them and yet you expect them to be with you.

Yes I agree a lot of my gender are disgusting morally and mentally but there are still some few decent ones that have dignity and self respect but alas its either you just wan nack them and bounce or turn them to baby mamas then you turn around and say there are no good women

I think the crop of men we have this days deserve the low quality,dysfunctional women we have today

You meet virgin- she's too stiff,prude and uptight
You meet church girl- this one is too desperate. Na because she dey fund husband she turn herself into church girl
You meet career woman- this one no go dey submissive, na career she dey chase
You see book worm without much exposure- this one go dey form I too know,she no go dey submissive
You meet the domesticated one- this one na mgbeke, she's not presentable

You meet the baddies that put pepper for una eye- all of a su all women are the same and are bad

The domesticated one still better small sha, you can Behind her up but I'm afraid wetin go happen again after her eyes don clear lol

Rokiat:
I must be in another universe because I have no problem getting chased by men.

But the reason why some women are no longer getting chased is because of this whole what a man can do a woman can do it. Women are now pursuing men and some are even going on their knees proposing to men so yea men have gotten lazy, women are doing the work for them.

Whatever works for them but I will remain traditional and in my feminine energy. I ain’t pursuing no man but I will definitely seduce and attract them and then they can do the pursuing.

I like this lady, let me chase you... im checking out her profile now

ebubeson:
In the past, to get a lady you like, it may take three months, a year, weeks etc. for her to say Yes, and it may come with pains, rejections, efforts, begging, assurance etc. before she says YES. And in those days, a lady saying Yes to you may sound like a big win and a joyous encounter.

Why is hard-to-get partly "dead" or almost dying? Why do men generally no longer chase women with efforts.

(1) Lack of Decency in Several Ladies: The rate at which several ladies sleep around might make several men not chase them with effort. Why chase a lady with effort when another guy might sleep with her easily, probably without spending a dime.

(2) Lack of Virtue in Several Ladies: Several ladies have little or nothing virtuous to offer. Some club, smoke sisha, do hookup, behave arrogantly sometimes, cheat etc. So when a man weighs these options, instead of him focusing on building a good relationship with a lady, he may just focus on sex and pleasure.

(3) Quest for Money and Material Things Amongst Ladies: The quest for material things and money amongst some ladies might scare several men. Even some ladies who are not from well-to-do backgrounds may appear so demanding. For some ladies to probably prefer yahoo boys to a responsible salary earner shows part of their nature.

I recently got divorced after 15 years of marriage. I remembered writing letters upon letters, sending flowers and chocolate, toasting and appealing before she agreed. I was wary of going through the same process when I later got back to dating market only to see that things had drastically changed a lot: women are now 10 for 100 naira. Sooooo many! I went on a banging spree and it was even worse when I went to Nairobi, Kenya on a business, omg!!! I was banging 1 new lady everyday for 3 weeks straight. Few minutes of DM and they are at your door. Infact these ones don't even ask for money. Just because you are a Nigerian is enough for them. I pity simps mehn! Everyday new 18 year old dateable girls join the dating pool so the competition is fierce- Supply is outstripping demand. Soo many to go round. Now I'm even tired. I'm discouraged to marry because the chance of cheating is even so high. Darn! Women plenty die!!

DonPappyKool:
A young man has been in a relationship with his girlfriend for several years and their relationship started from university. So after Uni they guy is yet to have a good paying job although he has some side hustles here and there that brings some daily change for his upkeep. The girl got a normal office admin job that pays her minimum wage so they have both been managing and keeping their relationship strong.

However a certain young multi million boss has has his eyes on your fiancee and you are aware of it because your woman turned him down and made you aware of it. Due to economic hardship your side hustles were not really coming like before and you are facing a very terrible financial situation which sometimes bring quarrel between you and your woman.

So one day you happen to just come in contact with this multi million boss that wants your woman and he offers to give you N10 million to leave your woman so that you can go start a business and a new life.

What will you do if it were you right about now?

Is there no topic to initiate again other than this nonsense?! Even if the women is my ex or my housemaid, this topic is distasteful and offensive to women. Can you place a price tag on a human being? Have you ever considered the knock on psychological effect it will have of the woman in question?? Walahi you dey craze! Stop watching nollywood movies and share better thing abeg!

I can imagine you collecting the money and makijh billions profit out of the 10m. So you will still come and call yourself a man bah? Abeg gerroutofhere!

zero8zero:
https://www.gistreel.com/late-dr-ikennas-father-in-law-reveals-reason-for-15k-child-support/

https://m.lindaikejisblog.com/2025/2/dr-ikenna-erinne-thank-god-he-didnt-sh00t-my-daughter-and-grandchildren-in-his-m-at-dness-francis-van-lare-says-as-he-defends-hefty-child-support-payment.html

E no go beta for you and your greedy daughter. Go and gbensh your daughter nah now wey the victim don leave una! old fool! No be she give birth to the disabled child wey you want 15k for?? After fxxk bois don hit her womb up and down! Go and meet him where he is nah to tell him this bullshit!' They are coming for your daughter because she is s murderer. Bunch of onyioshis!

omoadeleye:
Emotional people like you lacks sense

Don't use 'lacks' in your statement. Use 'lack' which the correct grammar. Learn to speak good English and stop disgracing Nigeria olodo! Mr Cocobullet

omoadeleye:
Why killed himself when he already know the culture of his country,

Nigerians are just bunch of useless weaklings, they complained about how bad the system in their country and they will still also motivate others to leave the country

But any issues they have in their history country, they will start choking us with victimized issues

You speak like a fool! The guy had lost his mind at that point to know of any culture. You need to be in shoes to know how it feels. He is better off where he is or just move to naija nomatter how bad the country is.

Arapmoi22:
I HOPE WE WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE JUDGEMENT IN SANER CLIME.

IN SANER CLIME, AIRCRAFTS DON'T COLLIDE MID AIR TOO.

NO CHERRY PICKING HERE. EVERYTHING ABOUT SANER CLIME IS FINE INCLUDING 40,000 GUN VIOLENCE DEATHS ANNUALLY.

Wa gbayi

Revolva:
Dr Ikenna....F up...if i were him....i will just run away from Amerixa... come home and start all over...let the US wife chop the pikin

Don't be surprised to hear that the wife too has committed suicide o! She did not chop the pickin but she chop an evalasting trauma that she will not be able to bear. In fact her life is in danger now. The kids will surely leave her when reach 18 so she no chop any pickin o

Lanre1st:
It is not easy to be a man in western world.

Let African men avoid all this white women, they are evil

Bro, you will be surprised that it's our own women you brought from the village that are causing this chaos. Fanta ladies that suddenly receive champagne will definitely miss-drink

DiasGodinHeaven:
Na she win
The guy lost because his lineage is gone

No! You are wrong! The children are his lineage. Like the story of Things Fall Apart, the man went to the grave with his pride. Period!

Decidetolive:
Too bad. Have made it clear to my wife that I can only take them to west for vacation but relocation ? Never

Bro, even at that, you still have to be careful. If there is any argument while on vacation and she calls the police, that too can be gbege o! It saddens me that the police do not hear men over there, rather they walk them out immediately if it's the woman that initiates the call. That can dent mens ego big time leading to killings and the rest. West favors women period!

Rapmoney:
Can you identify the female here amongst these? State your reason(s).

Let's have some fun!

Happy Sunday folks!

I have a different approach:
The 1st and the third have backbone , they will need it to double their hussle?
Also,
Males see females with their eyes (see no evil) and toast them with their mouth (speak no evil) . Females use their ears to hear the toast (hear no evil) . No wonder the skeletons closed their respective senses with their hands to avoid the eventual gbensh. They must be born again Christains. Their spirit is already in heaven. Thank God.

ElSudani:
You are one irredeemable dreg, a waste of precious time.
When you figure out the difference between Prussia and Russia get back to me. Empty headed and shamefully ignorant illiterate.

Mr. Cocobullet don dey run o! Wait nah, let me quickly cross-check your latest comment for grammatical reekness!

I thought you had backbone nah, Prussian he-goat!

Good riddance to utter rubbish!

ElSudani:
Wow! So, you actually knew my keyboard will automatically dot my "i"? That is not bad for a drooling dunce like you.
There are billions of people in the world who doesn't speak of English and they are not stupid like you. Also, they know Prussia is not Russia.
You are ignorant and also a half baked illiterate. What good is queen's English to a complete doofus who thinks Prussia and Russia are the same.
You actually think you can dodge your way out of this by turning yourself to a grammar Nazi? Not with me, not by a long shot.
The reason is quite simple, you are empty upstairs and no amount of grammar can mask it.
I respect people for their intelligence and character, you have none. Anything outside of that means little to me.
You are are too arrogant to admit you were wrong, that is a serious character flaw. Also, you are trying to bamboozle your superior with your lame and laughable attempt to claim that you can write better grammar!
What a sad little nitwit. I bet you are not even qualified to clean my shoes with your useless English language.
Olodo, poorly educated ignoramus.
The dishonorable English teacher of Prussia.

Mother Prussia ko, mother Azerbaijan ni. Olodo

Yeepa! E don blow am again o! Po! You just shot another bullet, and I quote an extract below from your disgusting stench:

'There are billions of people in the world who doesn't speak of English, and they are not stupid like you.'

'billions' = plural subject
'do not' or 'don't' = correct plural verb, not 'doesn't!'

Nairalanders, please, is the above a correct expression?

Coconut heads like you will never learn to speak your official language correctly!

I'm glad I'm correct in one aspect: Your grammar stinks like a skunk's armpit! Shey dem use 'doesn't' swear for you from your village ni? Hardcore dullard!

You will keep passing gas, and I will keep correcting you because I'm your master!

I laugh at your inability to communicate clearly in what people around you speak every day! Abeg, go back to school and add deodorant to your decaying construct! Apoda!

ElSudani:
Lol You are truly a retard! Try also to find places where I didn't dot my "i"s. Can you believe this slowpoke? It's Soyinka not soyinka! But your dull brain didn't know Prussia was not Russia?
You are so comically lame, it's unreal.
Your own brand of stupidy is rare, empty barrel who actually believe he was some kind of posh English speaker. To hell with you and your useless English language. Be humble and accept you are ignorant about the subject in which you were boldly displaying your ignorance.
I repeat you are nothing but a lame, poorly educated fool.
Mother Prussia ko, mother Sumeria ni. Olodo

Didirin like you see English as useless, yet you are communicating with it, albeit with loads of grammatical errors. You should have communicated in Tapa, Prussia, or Ebira nah, oponu osi! I'm glad you are digging your grave and publicly showing the forum that you are nothing but a scumbag! I don't need to prove or admit any bullshit to skunks like you because you are a lowlife, a nobody! Po! Po! Po! Bullet master! There are so many grammatical errors in your comments that you made me belch! Aside from being a bus conductor or eleran, what other occupation can you engage in with your smelly grammar, Ogbeni Prussia?

Moreso, agba dunce like you should know that your keyboard will automatically dot your 'i' where necessary, so I do not need to check that for you. Motherf**ker!

ElSudani:
I use the word illiterate because you are obviously one. Basic English? LMAO, and despite your advanced proficiency in English language you are clueless about the world around you. I bet a chap primary school kid would know Prussia was not Russia! Bloody slowpoke telling me about grammar!
seriously? You are a bloody illiterate and I can prove it. Your laughable "advanced English" is completely useless if you think Prussia was Russia. The funniest part is the confidence with which you were spewing out nonsense. You will be lost in the real word with your useless "advanced English" which by the way you are just a regular run of the mill user like most people. My friend, you are not Wole soyinka and you are100% empty barrel.
Bloody illiterate prince of Prussia.

Not again, slowpoke! You misused a proper noun again! It's 'Soyinka,' not 'soyinka.' Proper nouns in English are written with an uppercase letter, not lowercase. Walahi you shoot bullet pass Boko Haram! With all these grammatical bullets, you should be in Russia fighting against Ukraine. I can see that this 'English' stuff is not your cup of tea at all Sule! You keep making basic mistakes, dragging our country’s reputation down with you.

Here’s my recommendation: a book titled 'Common Mistakes in English (New Edition)' by T.J. Fitikides. You need it more than the whole of Prussia! Oh I forgot! Broke ass like you can't even afford it as T-pain has crippled your wallet and shrunk your balls. Send me your account details and let me get you one! Babianla!

Numskull!

I will also add extra 10k for data to continue this gbege as I too dey gbadun am!

ElSudani:
Bloody retard, I would have taken you seriously if your tactic isn't one of the well worn out and lame way of diverting attention from what is being discussed. You want to keep this going in the futile hope that I will overlook your gaffe and back off? Wrong again doofy. You are just one of the illiterates who come online to say dumb things with confidence and I will not let you off untill you admit you were wrong.
"Mother Prussia" in case your brain is overheating again, olodo.

Look at this disgusting primary school dropout ranting rubbish! Basic English you cannot compose and you still have the guts to open that gutter of yours to talk! So e pepper you like this? Bloody idiot! It was the same illiterate who gave you a stern lecture on proper English because you're disgracing Nigeria with 'Great minds who doesnt..' Olofo!
You should go and sell your "Prussia' textbook and attend Engish lesson because 'Prussians' too will laugh at your grammar from all indications. Pundits like us know our onions and I'm super right in the way I conveyed my 'Prussia' argument. Of course, I don't expect a nincompoop and a halfwit of a bozo like you to comprehend. Atiala!

P.S.: You frequently use the word 'illiterate.' I encourage you to expand your vocabulary by finding suitable alternatives knucklehead!

ElSudani:
Quite typical, as soon as soon you expose their stupidity they turn to emergency English teachers, illiterate Prince of Prussia.

Haha ! See the so-called historian 'guru' who failed to compose a simple sentence in English without 'shooting bullet'! Go back to primary school and learn how to speak resoundingly before coming here to teach History. You claim to know Eiropean History so well you cannot even speak your own official language! Shameless buffon! You need this skill more than the junk you are arguing blindly about! Moronic dunce! Go back and read my comment and you will see that im contextually right. Mumu!