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Travelling out of your grandfathers hut to go and buy firewood in mama Sules compound is not what we are talking about here! Learn to appreciate good news and not bring out petty petty aspect of the news like a derailed lunatic! The guy enjoy die for Manchester anyways whether you like it or not so you can go and hug transformer or drink snipper! Bad belle idiot!

goody234:
Joker eating food on a train is still a disgusting habit ...Travel out ?? i was travelling before you were born ode !!

Shaking my head! It just simply shows that you don't have backbone. Women want leaders, men with balls of steel not balls of agbalumo! You can't marry now. Your mind is still weak.You are still a boy! Go and build confidence and maturity before talking about commitment.

If I were you, I will do what I want to do irrespective of the news flying around and if she betrays me, I will kick her out and marry another one. Now that's what real men do. This is just a simple commitment not Civil War. Abeg go get balls ojare and stop disturbing us with your insecurities - Mr Jembete!

Tue! Your yansh too. Bloody Mola

SKIBiNSKI:
Ewwww!! What kinda rubbish are those?... Food? All that shit would make me vomit. Korrr!! Korrr! Korrr! Tueh!!

Whether you like am! Whether you no like am ...the thing be say my guy dey enjoy for Manchester. You are just jealous because you know you can never travel out in hundred years! - Travelling no be gaaari - bloody hypocrite, you wey dey naija what have you done?? Rather than go to Aso Rock go flog your fathers wey dey ruin your country you are here shouting Oyinbo man. If its that easy what cant your own fathers colonize Togo or Niger to make Nigeria better. You need to travel out to see weting Oyinbo don fo their country. Dont blame Oyinbo , they don give una independence 60 years ago. Wetin your fathers don achieve within that time That is the question!! You need enlightment sio!!

Zooposki:
Nigerian men and covetousness for Oyinbo men things are like slave and master. Shame no dey catch una. Always running to the white man’s land to enjoy. When will you build yours so other races of men can come and enjoy life too in your land?

Nigerian women are suppose to be flogging this race of conquered men with horsewhip anytime you see them abroad. Tueh

You can seen from his name nah - solofresh - Awon solo Makinde Abosi - Jealousy thunder kill una. Be happy for once for good things. We need that in todays world

Brownbetsport24:
jealousy dey catch you,

Look at this sadist mumu! Rather that for you to be happy for good things it's only that one you saw abi? It's no big deal eating food in the train in The UK- How do you know the food is smelly? Have you seen Indians in the UK earing their so smelly curry meal in the train and no one is complaining?? Go to Peckham in London and you will see that just like any country UK has its bushy parts. I think you should travel out and get enlightened. Idiot! Don't just come here and expose your ignorance. It makes you smelly. Ode!

goody234:
Bushman eating your smelly rice on the train in the uk ...una local ppl don turn uk into village

Chai

Enjoyment berekete. I'm happy for you o.

Enjoy ojare

My guy..you be mumu man...wetin concern agbero with overload
What do you want with these women. If na fvck just go straight to the point. A real man will define what He wants and go get it inspire of there games. Dick them once and they throw games out the window !

You see this world sha, this is the same woman that Tupac pimps anyhow. Will Smiths wife was once another man's love-vendor.

Simps will suffer mehn. I miss Tupac.

Oga London..we hear you! Now can you tell me a Nigerian billionaire that lives in Zone 1?? During the Time when Gordon Brown was the PM you get taxed 50% if you earn more than 100k!

The set of people that live like that are the Royal family or those whose forefathers bestowed wealth and it's only in the UK.

Nigerians will never live in Zone 1 riding Rolls-Royce. Even the Emirati Oil big boys will prefer to come Harrods in thier hired Lamboghini shop and then go back to thei Kingdom!

[quote
author=Mille post=126153143]Lol. Absurd reasoning and hate on rich folks. The kind of hate that stems on envy.

Poor people are the worst set of people to live or relate with. No wonder the rich in Nigeria live in gated, well guarded estates that is out of bounds to people who don't belong there.

In your mind now, every rich person in Nigeria has questionable wealth.

Lol at the "Abroad is a leveler of wealth". What sort of levelling is between people who live in shared flats in London Zone 5, running to catch the tube every day and those who live in private luxury estates in London Zone 1 with a rolls Royce, chaffeur, 24 hour nannies for their children, paying almost 50k in tuition per child at Elton College.

The audacity to compare rich people to our folks in the abroad who move around with bushy hairs because they can't afford to pay £15 pounds weekly for a haircut.[/quote]

post=126122828:
God created Adam and Eve.

Not Adam and Steve.

End of Thread!

We Rise.

...or Ada and Eve

I like sex a lot! Ladies enjoy this at first but then begin to complain saying sx no be food. I observe that the 24years and below ladies can withstand this to some extent but 25 and above are just weak lazy and lack adventure. Prefer to talk about bulls - friends wedding, little sis bills, pickin never chop, I don tire, my mama broke...

I believe sex is no longer in their minds during these periods. A friend say make I try virgin sha....

Samantha124:
She's just getting married to his life insurance here because soon this old man will start experiencing those long term side effects from the steroids he used to take and his heart will immediately stop.

At least, he will still smash till death Mr complainer!! You wey no get shishi life insurance for your other to inherit, how we go do your case bah?

Look my guy, it's not about addiction here. After all it's your property. It's better than going about borrowing from loan sharks or neighbours. Economy is hard and we have to resort to whatever means to pass by. This is not spiritual, it is normal. I'm guessing you are not in a regular paying job and I pray God will surely provide.

A regular paying job well budgeted will definitely be the solution. Plan and live within your means.

As for the neighbours, please refrain from their amebo attitude. Good news your buy your stuff back anyways and they are your stuff so they should go and sempe

My main man! I like people that know what they want. It's a blessing she is being given options owing to the number of single moms in that country. If she plays her card we'll, her other kids will be blessed as well. Let's face it, it's a blessing having a an option to access a first world country now that Naija don pafuka and I'm glad you know the value of what you have and your worth.

If I were her, I will make decision fast at the speed of light

Thunder fire your ass for insulting red pill. Who send you message? Red pill is not for those with balls of grapes , it's for those with balls of steel! You are a simp and simp you will remain. Does this girl you are crying for have 20 breasts and 10 kpetus? You used red pill wrongly and you are now blaming us! 1st you have not possesed her soul before entangling with other women, there is a level you burst a girls brain so much she's stuck for life. Second you were dealing her friends meaning your dating circle is too little. You don't date within them you date way outside...you date bigger...ode oshi. You were even begging and had the gut to spill it out on the platform. Don't copy red pill! Be the red pill. It's Simps that beg and to think that this is just a girlfriend....damn! In an only shake my head!

Note this...there is no woman for a man...it's just your turn! Deal with it ! Beggar...babianla!

Don't be fooled thinking 2 wives will bring 2 troubles...that's BS. A real man knows how to keep all her women in check! I have 3 wives and I rule my home with iron fist - You cause trouble, you are out! It's all about the man.
Moreover, I will rather suck 6 Booobies and f**k 3 kpetues at the same time. It's more fun than the traditional 2 boobies and 1 kpetus. Also I lf one is on her period, it should not delay action in any form. It's even better to share the 6 kids among them at 2 , 2 , 2 each. This also fosters competition and amazing family. Be man enough to search far and wide and Collate the women that will be ready to cooperate with you on this. Also, please take good care of them and their kids. That's the most important.

You don't need to share your trip back on a Multiple Stops ticket which only broke people buy because it's cheaper than a direct flight ticket. Go back to Yankee and hussle quickly because it's like money don day finish. No need to make yourself happy saying you are touring Frankfurt because of a 5 hour layover. No one cares

It's like the broke diasporians are the ones that like showing off!

Don't worry yourself that much. Just choose October 1st and go to a local registry to do a birth certificate for you. Since you remembered being in pry 2, minus 6 years from that to get they year. Your level of accuracy will be + or - 2 years which is not bad.

Albeit, the birth certificate made up for you will be the consolation of all

That's is how to be a man! Who get nonsense wife?? If a woman shouts at me then that's the end period! That shows disrespect and as a man, you need to know that you are still the king in your kingdom. It's so sad how you managed to get to this point before the beating event took place

I have 3 wives and dem no born them well to bicker or utter a word when I'm around! It's all about the standard you set for yourself!

Let them know of who you are from day one and you will live in peace.

You truly have a gay tendency you just dont know it yet. This is so womanish and I'm pretty sure with your fine boyishness, girls get attracted to you and then japa once they realize how effeminate and emotional you are. Come to think of it, Being fine is subjective. You may show me your picture and to me you wowo pass Obasanjos pet gorilla. You need to stop this insecure nonsense! Women get jealous but real men hussle and remain secure in themselves knowing fully well the right women will always see the finess in them!

PS: Is Bob Risky finer than you? Are you jealous? Sio!

Definitely 6 9 and 10. Owo ni koko o

I was on the same situation.

Before I hit the jackpot, I groomed her till she was 16. Bought nice stuff for her, took care of her.

Infact she already knew that I liked her. On her 16th birthday, I bought a nice Samsung phone for her.3 days after, it started in the kitchen

Now everyone is happy - My idiot always tiring wife is there doing her own thing, the girl is having all the sex of her life and I am on cloud 69

Feelings are natural. Explore it if you can but wait till she is 16 o. That's the age of consen and always use protection

"No power of hell, no scheme of men, can ever pluck me from His hand,

Till He returns, or calls me home, here in the power of Christ I stand"

From the hymn 'Im Christ Alone"

Please someone should tell me this is a made up tales by moonlight because I cannot imagine you - a full blooded mumu man declaring your love for someone with an anger issue who calls you Mr Peace. chai !!! Death to Simpletons!

Even from the topic you said 'My Fiancee' Ta lo ni Fiancee ofo??

You can never, I repeat you can never have a peace of mind with such lady. She even has your mumu button.

I beg una. Be a man. I can see that you even have a car meaning you are well to do. Get out of bondage and get another lady ASAP. Even if this one comes back crawling, let her go!

You would ask why I'm being so candid about this because it happened to me. 14 bad years dealing with a woman with anger issues. I lost my family, I lost my friends. The day I walked out was the day in smelled freedom and within a week I was down with her friend. Big baca , big chest , feminine. When she attacked my new girl claiming she stole her man. Mo na segesege - I beat the flipping hell out of her. I leaned she just came out of her third relationship as we speak so you see, it will not go well with such ladies

Bro shine your eyes, learn from my mistake. It is well..

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Good luck bro

I lost 5k

losing the money is not the issue but the rubber band i used to tie it...oh no!

G boy

Call her and start using endearments like babes honey sweetheart etc

Make your conversation with her short since you are scared at the moment. I know how you feel. This used to be your crush

Arrange a getaway or dinner where you prove your romantic side

Smile a lot when you are with her

Always remember not to overindulge her. This will come later since you are in honeymoon phase for now

Always demonstrate maturity and responsibility. Take charge and always be confident. You always want to turn her on

Dress neat, improve your higyene and aim higheŕ while letting her kñow. Yoi will score extra points

Once again congrats bro

Call her and start using endearments like babes honey sweetheart etc

Make your conversation with her short aince you are scared at the moment. I know how you feel. This used to be your crush

Arrange a getaway or dinner where you prove your romantic side

Smile a lot when youbare with her

Always remember not to overindulge her. This will come later since you are in honeymoon phase for now

Once again congrats bro

My guy...you are dealing with an attention Junkie. She is just using you to score points. 4 years?? Abeg move on. This is what I want you to understand - You will see better girls when you truly close the door on her for good. Tell her point blank you will stop communicating with her if she refuses to be your gf. Mean it from your heart and free yoirself. Infact if you want her to chase you. Bag yourself a beautiful girl and show her off. OMG, she will come chasing. I do that all the time and it works 100% all the time

My guy...dont be taken for a mumu. chai! see as this girl play you like ludo. Abeg japa for good. She is disrespecting you and showing it before your face. She has made you realize that she values her so called biz more than your dignity and pride.

You really dont need these BS in your life! Double your hussle and get quality girls. This one is a gabbage and potential gold digger! Run for your life