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It is not the worlds largest flag. It is called a flag if it can be hoisted and wave freely in the air. This is just a piece of whatever lying lazily on the floor... Guiness book of record in this case will not recognise it |
mykealpha:it sure does....try for yourself and see |
andyblinks05:There are so many ok cupid Badoo POF Tinder But I got mine on okcupd. Also dont be so selective. Go for those 30 something desperate ones who want to settle. The key here is you do not have to be desperate. Show love care and attention and I repeat - Dont ask for money or anything. Even if she gives you out of her free will , tell her that here love is enough for you. She will respect you the more and even boast to her friends that you are not the money grabbing scammer that is usually the stereotype. It wont take time before you propose and before you know, you are abroad supporting your family. I hope it works well for you bro |
Sonfethopia:Chai...that's why lie no good o....hahahahah Maybe he took over his brothers account hahahaha |
Abeg bro...I will suggest you leave school and start real hussle o. Nigeria is a failed state....get that fact for sure. I'm pretty sure what your father is suffering from is glaucoma. It happened to my mom and she has now lost her vision 100%. By the way, it's genetic meaning you all have to get your eyes tested and begin treatment when the signs are in view. I pray you get the opportunity to travel to either UK or USA because that's the quickest way you can start supporting your family. Even the minimum wage you get over there ($ 8 an hour 40 hours a week can easily support your family when you convert it Time is really not on your side and the fear you are feeling is your gut feeling telling you to do something fast Go on dating sites and put your best pics to woo marriageable girls from abroad and please don't ask for money even after they have arranged your papers to come and join them. In obodo even first class grads are driving buses over there and doing security. No one dey watch you there Alternatively, if you can drive then the world is your oyster. There are people who want drivers to take their cars and deliver money. Uber , Bolt and Taxify can also be done at the same time. All in all, you really need to start making money before things get out of hand. You can always go back to school infact there are many online schools now but owo nikoko Best of luck bro |
Godada:Dude! Japa before I open my eyes! it's obvious this woman has money and as such will always disrespect you. You claimed you have swallowed the red pill but you have exhibited a lot of simp attitudes here. Asking her for 1k just bruises your status as a red-piller. You know the code- The moment a woman disrespects you, she already has your replacement - Someone on the higher level of the food chain. Very soon you will be washing her panties. Remember she has apprentices and money which represent status and power. With those male pals she is sending money to, it means she no longer needs you. Infact she now sees you as a liability. It's the bitter truth. it's time for you to leave. Redefine yourself, see this as a learning experience and regain your pride man! It is well bro |
I wanted to be Anini or Shina Rambo. Too bad I professed my dreams in front of my moms friends during their omo yoruba association meeting. Everyone shouted while my mom just smiled and kept quiet I had never been beaten like that in my life later that day. My dad even took over afterwards. The dream of armed robbery was nailed to the cross on that fateful night. Now I am an ex-G boy who after making a 1 big hit, stopped the act and invested the proceeds into imports and exports. Mostly from China and Malaysia. .. |
Flexherbal:Thats rubbish! Devil wey plan coup for the Almighty?? Go ask Job wetin im eye see! No dey exalt creatures like that abeg. Na im cause all the katakata for this world o! |
KanwuliaExtra:Hahaha I laugh in Japanese, look at this owl-eyed American wannabe de talk? I see the picture wey you upload and I can see that you work in the laundary room as a cleaner con dey hail America as your country! Bloody hypocrite! Fine girls in Nigeria will never make comment like that. Its only those fat ones for obodo with bloated sense of entititlement and smelly kpetus that wil be making noise. American slave. See her forehead sef! Sio! |
There is absolutely nothing wrong with it. As long as there are no incest activity involved. Because my mom did it before me, It wasnt a big deal when i started dating women because i have seen a sample. |
DaCharis2016:Really? bloody feminist! Im sure you can come here and type rubbish but behind the scene dey bend down dey lick your mans lollypop and still get slapped for no licking it properly. You can go and ask your own man to wash your dishes now...idiot! |
Galaxydon1:Look at this idiot! This is a man's ego wounded here. It will start from simple washing of plate. Very soon, he will be washing her panties....That guy na real man mehn! The slap is just the appetizer! |
There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. I guess its part if your value to keep yourself for the right woman for if you truly want to have sex, there are oloshos and prostitutes you can patronise however its good you are still keeping to yourself. Any true church going lady will kill to have a virgin like you. Your best bet is to go to a good church and pick the right lady. It feels good telling your kids that you kept yourself for their mother... Best of luck bro |
Oduduwa Republic |
Bill Gates will now be singing 'Melinda ehhhhhh Melinda oh Melinda Oyamio!! ' Hahaha |
Naija and money sha... Someone don give me the secret nah....Palm wine and Alum...hahahaha Princeton92: |
MALIGNANTGuest:Gbam! |
What nonsense! Abeg call things to order in your own house o. Call your wife and her and state it openly about her indecent dressing. If you keep quiet, she can get frustrated and cry rape o. Your tone will tell all that you are really serious and do not condone rubbish. Deal with it now before you have your marriage to pay for it. There are plenty of them outside now waiting to devour their sisters hubby. Some even attempt it to get back at their sister for one offence or the other that she had supposedly done to them.... |
Richochett:You de craze for head. You wey you get issue about it should accommodate her now...what nonsense!! My guy you be correct mehn! You have your ego and pride and you deserve your respect as a man. Good riddance to disgusting bullshit. Over entitled, over bloated mindset. She will surely learn her lesson nah |
God ordained...God called Pastor. You have it all mehn! |
I have learned an honed the art of being a Slay King - How to smell nice, look nice and f*ck amazingly well thereby bursting those sugar mummies brains! Today, I received a check from Sugar mummy 3 to my brand new Toyota Camry Siddon there dey do forex , computer and all that shit o, Me I dey eat my cake and have it to re-eat o lol |
Princeton92:Any tips? I am interested o |
Frontail:The above is normal husband and wife who just wedded o |
Twenty8:Me i still watch Johnnny Bravo and Danger Mouse o |
I still suck bobbie...just this time arround, its not that of my mama and I no get sisters... |
scait:������ U dey craze o lol! |
Ue My Nairabet don sink o. Mogbe Modaran Morugioyin |
I think the East definately needs her own security outfit similar to Amotekun or Miyetti. This has got to stop! |
Lol...Arsenal are agbayas...its like leaving JAMB go do common entrance exam. Looking forward to seeing them face their mama hubby - Man City Woohoo! |
Lovethaa:Mumu...pesin say video camera no good but e den snap picture give una...no be the same camera dey perform both purpose? Shine your eyes o. Go road go toast real vigina pesin. This na d wahala with online dating o |
Liposure:Oloun Death to Simps!...e get one bobo wey i know wey get this girls sex tape. Con see as they finger am like olosho wey im be Simps will always carry last. Na dem go chop the tasteless chewing gum wey all the Jagabans don chew finish! |
Omihanifa:See all these hypocrites dey yawa this girl. Lets face it! this is the ultimate of mans fantasy. You need to bang these kind of girls from behind to know that honey dey sweet for real. I banged a similar Ethiopian girl with this kind of bodyshape and despite my numerous girls wey i don bang, she sent me to cloud 69. It was 2 years ago and Im still Kayamatized. Moyo....im all yours girl! |



