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SteveOfu:
what is that one thing you miss about your Ex?
Me:
I miss his intelligent personality, communication skills, Monthly alowwee, and his big you know , so caring, lovely and friendly but I definitely knew that I can't marry him bcuz he doesn't share the same faith and believe with me so we had to path ways even though non of us is happy about it till date but I've moved on

God forbid! its a shame that op could still be thinking about an ex in that manner. It shows u r not over her yet and as the saying goes, the best way to get over an ex is to get under so many babes. My new babe makes my ex look like grandma. Anytime I think of my ex is when im sucking the huge bobbie of my new babe compared to hers that looks like fried egg with 2 ofios on top

Mokason288:
Tufikwa ...

Missss ur ex

Is like going back to your vomit

correct! God forbid

oreoluwa:
HELLO GUYS! well i just wanted 2 ask if you prefer calling d person you love BY NAME or BYE NICKNAME and please give reasons. THANK.

Babes or Honeyporn

Dont buy gifts for girls in the first place....Always go with a gitl that has assets - free Kpetus with no expense. They exist if u search diligently

The girl no fine nah....go see Omotola pics nah..

clockwisereport:
The future is female

yes nah...after your leaders don spoil am finish

TkhGuy:
Things you should never do with your wife or girlfriend if you want to be feared and respected by her. ............ Pay attention....................

If you show her you re scared of loosing her, she will tomment you feeling at ease of loosing you, but if you make her feel it's no dime thing to loose her, she will get a grip of you.. each time I tell her it's over, she acts like it's no damn thing & give me time to test my emotional power, when I don't call or receive her call & text her for a month or even 4, she comes back crying on my shoulders, she won't stop bugging me from what's app, call, text that's the reality of girl and guy life program, opposite sex, opposite character. When I tell her I don't need her love that's when she gets crazy the more. It's not a charm, most women will prefer who they already know than starting fresh, that's why most of them still have feelings for their x..xxxxxxxx

A great men seeks no love or compliment but fear and respect.

Poor men seeks compliment & love and you will see lot of them in the comments, scared, cowards, Waring you not to try this, those are generation of simps bunch of friendzoned nice guys.

I know a poor man that have 3 wives and not one of them cheat till old age now cos of how tough and strict he is, I know another rich man that have one wife that the wife brings a guy to come and bang her in his hubby bedroom a FG commissioner now the man is dead the wife seats on his money and won't allow him use it to perform surgery in India.

Criticism put not only tension & hardwork on people but also command fear and repect

90% women loves horing naturally, so if you failed to use this code you will be a semi husband, house boy aka hubby, you will be busy raising another man's children cos when your wife doesn't respect and fear you, anything goes she will open her pussy for any guy who wants it at no cost..

This is not researched based codes, these is out of my experience other knowledge from powerful men I have rubbed shoulders with,

A women that easily gets upset at you wants to get you to be under her shoes, so you will be so soft and apologizing so simply, check those girls that always makes you to apologise to them never apologise even when they did the same thing that you did that they prefer loosing you if you don't apologise, but she does it and it's no dime thing no remorse no apology, a girl that gets angry at and mad at you wants you to be submissive, a girl that disrespect you wants you to be resepecting her, a women that never adored you constantly gets adored by you, a women that constantly complain has been getting so much from you and many other ghost guy you don't know, a girl that careless about you have been receiving so much caring aid from you a girl that will not start conversation with good morning either sir or babe but hi howfa hay is getting lots of dic from another, a women that tell you that your dik is small have been horing around.. I was not there with you but that's how it has been going with you pussy suckers, most women thinks that fcking pussy makes you their age and worth no respect. but most of you asshole here think so,

[b]question before you continue, please how many times have your girlfriend adored you? How many times have she pampared you after stepping on your feelings? How many times have she giving you gift out her hot sweat without expecting anything? How many times have your wife looked at you and tell you, you are the best man in the world and no matter what I will never disrespect or share my pie with another? How many times have your wife or girlfriend compliments you on and even when no body does expecially in hard times? How many times have she saids thank for being there for taking my burden and troubles? How many times have she looked at you without you buying her expensive stuffs and she said, I am blessed to have you in my life? How many times did she apologized honestly & never repeats it again? All you get is complain and compare, most of them takes pleasure in upsetting you, cos they have a Target of making you submissive, all they do best is what you didn't do for her as Mr a did to the spouse, you think it's a coincidence? No it's a tool of manipulation to keep you trying hard to make her appreciate your efforts.. how many times did your wife or girlfriend tells you that you are handsome? Does it mean that all men are ugly, I hear women call other men that aren't their husbands handsome good gold oil sugar angels but their own bf and hubby is always an ugly witch that deserve no credit or compliment
This is Most women attributes[/b].......

I have fall crazily in love time after time with different girls, I was so emotionally attached I was so caring but all I get is broken heart and exploitation from girls, look it's not that I am falling for the wrong girls as you would think or say, but cos I was too loving, caring, always there, needy, emotional, scared of of loosing them, soft that any girl within 1 minute will notice it from my eyes and tone. I started getting results when I changed from being a Romeo guy to careless mindless person. I used to call her like 3 times a day aside chat but now, I won't even watch her status or respond to her chat, call text and that's when she gets crazy about me..

If you consider these codes of mine hash and mean, that's what 90 of women gives to guys and I am here to revise it in a clear terms, it's call reverse psychology.

Firstly, you have to be familiar with these terms and know the right timing & applications,...........

Opposite sex, means a reprocation of what you did to her in ironically,

If you treat her hash get tough with her, she gets soft and treat you carefully with caution, if you respects her she will disproportionately disrespect you, if you admires her she will find you unattractive. If you get hot with her, she will get cold with you........Check

If we met a very beautiful lady right now and you tell her that she is an angel from heaven, she will step on you without thinking about it, but if I tell the same lady that she is as ugly as vulture, or too ugly to be seeing with me, she will get angry but at last she will follow me.........

The strong men are strict and strictness codes that commands attention and respect is what I will be coaching you guys today.



If you are sure you want to be constantly in charge of a woman who is your wife or girlfriend.

1. Never compliment her in any way, never say it or write it as text just overlook it like it's no damn thing.
2. Never argue with her, arguing with her makes you a weak man, a strong man will slap his wife or girlfriend if she over steps her boundery & she will render a solid apology..
3. Be a new guy or man to her Everytime she met with you, be unpredictable & full of surprise.
4. If she did something wrong, scold her hashly so she will feel terrible about it, else she will do it again.
5. Be strict with her, let her do the worry if she asked you why you are strict, yell at her.
6. If she jokingly insult you, hit her if you have to and yell & rebook her to never try it next time.
7. If she starts a conversation with anything other than greetings like good morning after or evening
Ignore her, or Rebook her and rain insult on her about how untrained and stupid she is.
8. Don't call or be first to start a conversation with her, that will show you needy if, she start, try giving her a short and brief reply.
9. If she ask you how did your work go today, reply fine.
10. Don't tell her secret that only her knows or making her feel special..rather make others feel special so she will get puzzled up why you hate her,
11. Don't give her your pin number or making her a signatory to your account and no joint account.
12. Don't tell her stories or listen to hers, if you have to, tell her stories that ends with her knowing her boundery..
13. Don't tell her where you are going and when you will be back, if she ask you, tell her you will be back.
14. Never drop her what's app message if she is not online, or better still don't chat with her on WhatsApp and never ask her who she is chatting with on what's app or any social media that she is so busy with, but if you find her getting on long chat that she doesn't give you attention, snatch the phone & smash it to pieces right before her.

20. Be scares, like give her fraction of your time, let her fight to have time with you, when she gets it, be brief, women who hardly see you will not stop missing you and will never trade the opportunity of seeing to think of starting a beef with you.

Once you conquered your wife, every woman that sees you will trade with you with fear, carefullyness and respect..

She will submits, most of them like 98% will stick with you hoping you will change, or try to change you by any means possible, that's why a strong and powerfull man are rare and never empty,
Provide her matterial needs but hold Her emotional needs with your strictness.. she will not stop reporting you to her mother & other women,, some will want to put love spell in your food, but if you have become a don, aka Odogbu you don't need to eat any food cooked by her or use any restaurant she visits.. [/b]

Women don't leave a man who have money that cheats and bully them.
But if you can't take care of her materialistic needs if you beat her she will want to fight or leave.

No woman under this Earth that will not hands down for you, she will not get to monitor your movement, she will not even think about touching your smartphones not to mention asking you the unlock code, she will treat your guest with respect as much as your brothers mother and relatives, she will not even think about cheating on you cos you are too mysterious,


The man who faces the most disrespectfulnes is a married man, the person who disrespectf him the most is his wife. But that same wife of yours respects other men she sees outside, so what went wrong, is over familiarity..

The funny side is that she will be proud of you and constantly seeks to make you come down to her level if you are following this codes

I don't give a Bleep about anything any pussy sucker have to say about these, go & eat shit..! That's the best you can do.. and will continue eating your own shit if you ignore this code, you will become a house boy, she will turn you against your own self and against your relatives..she will have your millions while poverty and disease will kill you, she will use your money to rent a guy and bang in your bedroom..
Look at the picture I uploaded very well that will be your duty roaster fool..

Thats it my guy. All on point! However , you need to be aware of your usage of grammar and spellings e.g...it's 'Rebuke' and not 'Rebook'...nice one though...

babyBB:
I saw the recipe of snail pepper meat online and decided to prepare it just to try something new. This is my first time of eating it. My hubby told me he can never eat such a thing, I thought he was joking, when I was done with preparing it, he refused to eat, I ate it and enjoyed it but to my greatest surprise when we were intimate he refused to kiss me o, reason being that he is imagining the snail I ate. I was shocked, but he was serious about it until I went and brush o.

This is why some men need to be told off - You know you dont like it and rather than forbid your woman to bring it to yur house, you allowed her to cook and eat it and now u r depriving yourself of kisses which are vital part of any intumacy. Its to his own loss ojare. A man needs to have principles which his wife must uphold!

she is becoming excessive religious and boring ?

My guy..that of course is a chronically red flag o. She is going to be with you for the rest of your life so u need a rethink. Find yourself a funky and interesting woman on the side just in case...This one appears damaged. It truly was meant to be a funny pic nothing else....

opetu:
My wife has been a torn on my flesh, giving me headaches daily. It happens dat I met her in my final year in school (fellowship), we got close just as friends nd within 7 mnths of knowing her one thing led to the other nd she got pregnant for me, well i accepted my responsibilty. telling my parents also, It was actually a thing of mixed feelingz, bein dat i am the only child of my parentz, at least thats like having a second child for dem. Long story short i decided to marry her cos of the baby..wit the notion dat we woud build our early relationship in marriage ..

Now issue is dat My wife doesnt like d idea when my parent come see me in my home, alwayz grummble, she doesn have a close relationship wit my mom, mom is alwayz sad about this..I ve been married for 5years now, ma kids ve only visited my parents for a week, anytime i bring up d idea of dem goin to see them..we always quarell!! just last week sunday ma parents left their home so dey come take d kids for d nu year break, i ddnt tell ma wife, but she found out, it was a fight that happened ....wit her tearing my clothes.. my old man nd momma both cried seein dis, dey had to travel back dat evening seein dat my so called wife ddnt welcome dem in my home, Dis is just d little i can narrate !!

I have two kids now, i kinda hate having a second child wit her, now am thinking divorce, which i dnt want to, tried to b patient, but its like shez getting evil advice from sumplaces everyday, how many years more does my parents ve on earth dat i wont make dem happy at least to be wit their grandkids!! at first i thought dis was normal, or is it a normal thing for mothers to cling to their child dat way?? maybe am too soft on her!! sigh i wish i never married her d first place, i only wanted to rewrite my mistake by marryin her.

Ye!!! You are dealing with the Devil Incarnate. The same thing happened to me where she tore my clothes. i gave the torn cloth to my divorce lawyer as exhibit and i won complete custody of my kids while divorcing her ass. They now visit my parents everyday day . She later came back kneeling down and begging while confessing that people gave her the wrong advice so u r right! She is receiving the wrong advice. I chased her away with my dog. I later gathered that she don go kolo and she is in one mental hospital while i am happily remarried to a gentle and caring woman who is even a model. My mom praised me for my swift action! My guy u r the man here. Do the needful in time or else u will suffer forever

Shakslayer:
Hello Nairalanders, what am about to relate here just happened over the weekend and it got me so confused, i told a friend of mine, who then asked me to join this forum and narrate my ordeal, i might get useful answers. So here i go.

A few months back, i met a lady on a social networking site, she is a Pharmaceutical student in one of the Universities in the South-South. We got talking, trying to psych up each other's intellectual prowess. i discovered she is a very good communicator, well read and highly versatile in almost every topic (politics, sports, social events, religion etc). She knew a bit about almost everything, and i too, am also an all rounder. So we took a liking to each other.

With each passing day, as expected, the issue of s*ex came up, i told her that i can never put pressure on a woman for s*ex on a first date, no matter how much pressed i am. I'd rather suffer in silence than do that. She said it's a lie, all men are the same, they appear nice and cute on the outside, but the moment a woman come into their life, the demon in them come out. I told her, am different, that the moment am focused on something, am focused, and unless the lady makes me believe she wants s*ex, i'll never ask her for it (on a first date). We both laughed and forgot the issue.

Just last week, i was sent on a strategic training session in her State, and i called her on Friday evening, after classes. She came to my hotel, we hugged, laughed, and said all sorts of nice things to each other (being the first time we're meeting), and we decided to spend the cool evening in a romantic resort. At about 8pm, when it was time to go, i called a cab to take her to her hostel and then take me back to my hotel. She told the cab driver to take us to my hotel first, that she'll pick a cab from there back to her hostel. I agreed. We got to the hotel and she changed her mind, said she would spend the night and go back early Saturday. I was curious, but didnt argue, we both watched SkyNews till about 10pm and decided it was time to sleep, she went to take her bath while i went downstairs to get a recharge card. When i came back, i saw her wearing one of the sexiest, silky pacific-blue lingerie, she was arranging her hair in the bed mirror, immediately, i knew i was in for a huge test, so i complimented her outfit, got my blanket out and made to sleep on the couch. She looked at me with the side of her eyes, mumbled some incoherent words and got into the bed. My mind was heavy and i couldn't sleep. After a while, i heard her faint snoring and immediately knew she has slept, so i forced myself to sleep too.

Early the next morning, she woke up with a chip on her shoulders, i greeted her, she brushed it aside, she made to the bathroom, brushed, took her bath, and in less than 15mins, she was on the elevator going back to her hostel. I was shocked, dumbfounded and too scared to even follow her, i tried to BB her, she has deleted me, i called, she wouldnt take my calls. I came back to Lagos yesterday, still tried calling with the office line, as soon as she hears my voice, she'll drop the call.

So guys, thats my story. Where did i go wrong? I think am attracted to her as much as she is to me. Matured responses would be highly appreciated.

Many thanks

Its so obvious you are still a learner. You started on the good ground by discusing that you do not bleep on the 1st date not knowing that you have subconsciously raised her interest. She loves your unpredictability and as you know that just as kids love the toy they can never have she saw the issue of getting you to succumb on the first date challenging and exciting - the reason for the coming over....
At this point, you for let her win nah. Wetin concern agbero with overload? u saw her as being sexy meaning you were attracted to her on that fateful night. Its a lesson learned sha. Next time, express your philosophy to them about no sex on the 1st date. This will get them wanting. Once u don reach box 18, my guy tear the shot like no tomorrow o

nothing wrong in grabbing it, i grab it whenever i want to grab and he responds sharperly

but sometimes i grab to suffer him too, just to beg me and make me feel funky

Na the guy be mumu now! Shey this one na sex?? Guys this is what im saying...just bang their brains out with proper kondo and avoid all these non sex nonsense. If its not sex, dont go for it...period!

Ekejoestar:
This question keeps ringing in my head after a girl am dating for close to two months stopped picking my calls and didn't reply my text even going as far as blocking my number with the phone I gave her. And the reason why I gave her the phone was because she's complaining that her exs' are still disturbing her and her phone doesn't have the block option.
Glory is her name and she is from Delta, and we never had a quarrel neither did we fought.
Well I've taken back my phone though it was a hard thing for me cos I was hoping that she will come back to her senses....


Pls has anyone experienced this, you dated a girl and got her a phone and after 2 days she stopped picking ur calls neither will she reply your text,,,,
Is that a sign of multi personal disorder?

My guy, I commend your effort for getting your phone back however, just move on! This girl obvioudly has so many exes hence so many drama and scars. The more their exes, the more heartless they become. Moreso na only simps dey buy phone for ladies nowadays. Alpha bad bois like us dey use them collect things from simps while we enjoy it alongside their kpetus. Wake up boi! Take the red pill!

chatinent:
Imagine yourself in this dilemma:

You kind of found yourself in an unpropitious situation. You traveled down to a certain place for sth personal only to stumble upon a lady who seemed cultured at first sight. She initiated a conversation, and also suggested you keep in touch on WhatsApp. You were waiting for your client.


At first, her benignancy made you feel she meant no harm -- there's no harm interacting with a nice person, you felt...even though you sensed a touch of pride and authority the way she spoke. She also walked with a bounce kind of.

Of late, the clock has refused to hit twelve. She has become your hunting shadow. You clearly told her you weren't single, neither were you interested in an affair nor can you offer anything more than a friend.

She wanted more. She proposed an alter ego, which you declined due to some craze she was already exhibiting. She's a rich spoilt brat.

She also suggested you lied to “whomever you are dating” she was your old-time bestie, which you also declined upfront.


You have tried almost everything polite without mincing words. There's no miscibility between you both. You have called her and spoken to her in camera, feigned anger, avoided her..but all your efforts seem to be to no avail.


How do you show this sort of person the nearest exit without being rude?

You be mumu man! She be vigina person now! Just show her what you are made up of and she go japa after you don tire am with Kondo.

I sense an ultra simping attitude here. How r u so sure someone no go dey chop the kpetus of the 'normal' girl u will eventually end up with. Im.surprised you are declining a free lunch 'Egbe boi'

mofedamijo:
And you presumed that Nigerian men who took their Nigerian wives to the U.S are not facing worse.

If i open U.S chapter for you, you will have high blood pressure any time you see Naija women in U.S.

Don't get me wrong, we have amazing naija women...

You dey correct o. The village girl wey i bring to Yankee don collect my house...Thank God I just began the mortgage, collect my car and kids. Im still in shock at rate by which i was dispossessed. She claimed I was talking down on her for not tidying up thr house so im a threat. Olopa no hear my side. They just ask me to waka comot. Its still like a miracle....well anti-miracle lol!

frenchman:
It can be said of the men too, th3y are also lonely sometimes

Na lie!...I live in diaspora and I sample 1 new lonely African woman everyweek! God bless the inventor of Instagram mehn! One even shed tears saying she was lonely when I ended it with her. Men are lone wolves by default. This is why you see cockerell mount chicken con dey go im own way...

athaboi:
I'm not lonely anything

Indeed Michew! Thats why you expose those ugly thighs for profile seeking attention! Mtchew! again

IYANGBALI:
Poverty is a decease! Clebrating second hand vehicles. Mtcheew!

Disease or decease? These are 2 different words. E no know English, e dey criticize! Olodo! Get yourself a dictionary and stop disgracing Nigeria!

[quote author=mmadu4 post=100063102]YOU ARE VERY STUPID MADAM POSTER WHY DID YOU COLLECT THE 50K IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN HIM THIS IS HOW YOU GIRLS BRING PROBLEM FOR YOUR SELF . DO YOU THINK HE WOULD JUST GIVE YOU THAT MONEY IF HE WASNT INTERESTED IN YOU , IF I WAS THE GUY I WILL GUN YOU DOWN AND BURIAL YOU IN A SHALLOW GRAVE STUPID BITCH [/quote

Bloody redpiller...he appears nice and he was the one that offered. She didnt ask..abi?

Hes just bluffing...Just give him the phone..afterall, you were fine without it in the first place...