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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Mrdani1luv: 7:21pm On May 31, 2010
dani1luv:

Chineke. meh. .make we leave dat side jorh tongue

That my experience eh. .
Remember that day i drop u 4 house. . as i dey go my own jeje for my Honda V-tech car. . grin grin grin

I see this babe. .chai come see curve. .I approach the babe with my car. .asked her if I could drop her to any location she's gooing to. . She refused, ,.buh I insisted. . she then entered. . grin

Asked 4 her name and she said she was a Nairalander named patwhitchkid. . (4 my mind i dun dey fia say this babe wey she be winch. . ) i palm am. .

we go restaurant. .( i nor knw hw this babe commot my wallet 4 my back pocket . . . ) shocked shocked

I tell her say make she ask anything she want. . she begin to dey list am
;DRice, turkey, chicken, fish, meat, suya, bean, spaghetti, coke, sprite, fanta even powerhorse grin grin plus champagne join

Kai. . my own finish . .buh thank Gawd sha hoping say my wallet stil dey kampe. .
As the barman talk say make i pay. .na him i nor see wallet. .chai see disgrace. .

You knw wetin the gurl come prove. . she prove say she get money for hand. . the retar.d come pay for all the food and bla bla we bin chop there. . (with my money) grin

A[b]s we commot for restaurant . .she come dey remind me the amount of food we chop na 35k, say na she pay am. . she no wan gree oh. . at last sha . .i go nearest atm redraw 10k talk say make she manage am. . . lol. [/b].grin

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin shocked shocked

Kai and i dun begin dey run the paroles of this babe. . so she wicked reach this
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Sugar Mummy (realman4u) by Mrdani1luv: 7:20pm On May 31, 2010
. . . , cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Help! Never Been To A Club by Mrdani1luv: 7:07pm On May 31, 2010
Pweeeeeeeese tell me war you' luuking 4 in da club! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Mrdani1luv: 7:04pm On May 31, 2010
You wan try me. . double dare me first and see. . cheesy

Oh yah nah. .I nor go tell any one., . .not even ben grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Mrdani1luv: 6:14pm On May 31, 2010
Na you own Nairaland ni., . .you dun 4get say i be moderator grin

Abeg remind me that ur experience. . . . . . cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Mrdani1luv: 6:05pm On May 31, 2010
You get am finish. . you get experience for all these babe thing cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Mrdani1luv: 6:02pm On May 31, 2010
awww you reswponsible small jare. .nor be sumpple like phat. .the babe stingy die grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Mrdani1luv: 1:58pm On May 31, 2010
na so ur pocket dry reach. .kai. well i go add N5,000 join. .

wetin N15,000 fit do nah
grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Mrdani1luv: 1:01pm On May 31, 2010
Hehehe. .that's the work of a tatafo. . cheesy

u mean am. .Bene dey stay under bridge. .wetin you suggest we fit do to helep am nah
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Mrdani1luv: 11:52am On May 31, 2010
dani1luv:

Abeg change the color of your lettering. .coz i nor trust bene grin . . the guy fit mistake me as Mr.dani1luv cool
Him eye problem still dey deceive am grin

Dani. . you wan know the job I manage give am. . grin . .na truck pusher. . .you fit belive say him still get oga 4 dia. . grin


LOL. cheesy .dat him eye problem never get solution. grin . .but I bin dun buy am one shakomended eye glass cheesy

Kai e get oga 4 dia. . i hia say dem neva pay am salary for almost 17years of working with em'
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Mrdani1luv: 11:19am On May 31, 2010
dani1luv:

Mr. dani stop impersonating me abeg. .when you start to dey use my username. . grin

Shey bene. . tssew I dun see the CV abeg. .nor maind the guy he nor dey grateful. .rabbish grin


You go wound too oh. .which kine talk be that one nna. .i no lyke am oh

Which Job you manage see for the novice grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles by Mrdani1luv: 11:11am On May 31, 2010
See simple riddle oh. .kai grin . .

Please Wait . . . . grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Mrdani1luv: 11:09am On May 31, 2010
When you were desperately in search of a Job I gave him your CV. .nor lie abeg grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Mrdani1luv: 6:59pm On Jan 22, 2010
hOLLA Sumborri
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by Mrdani1luv: 6:44pm On Jan 22, 2010
Who wan  buy me. . dani Put me 4 auction grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Super Eagles by Mrdani1luv: 6:10pm On Dec 08, 2009
Super Chickens indeed
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Nigeria - World Cup 2010 by Mrdani1luv: 6:09pm On Dec 08, 2009
Wetin super chicken wan play. .


We've seen the best of dele momodu, emm etc sha. .

They're loosing this match I bet. .

Same thing that happened btw Barca vs Shepe grin
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am The New Jokes Moderator by Mrdani1luv: 6:08pm On Dec 08, 2009
No mind that yeye dani. .He nor get brain lyk Ben-10 cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Save The World by Mrdani1luv: 6:06pm On Dec 08, 2009
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]Yes oooo. . . . . . . grin[/size]
Impersonation
Jokes Etc / Re: Save The World by Mrdani1luv: 6:05pm On Dec 08, 2009
studio43:

Danny lock this damn thread and throw the key straight down to hell
I resemble Dani the Moderator undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by Mrdani1luv: 4:48pm On Dec 08, 2009
See mumu first class oh angry
Romance / Re: New Era Of Word Censorship On Nairaland by Mrdani1luv: 4:43pm On Dec 08, 2009
OKay
Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by Mrdani1luv: 4:41pm On Dec 08, 2009
See nich
Jokes Etc / Re: Life Span Is Finally Explained! by Mrdani1luv: 4:39pm On Dec 08, 2009
You smoke ganja
Jokes Etc / Re: 20 Buck Hooker R*istole by Mrdani1luv: 4:38pm On Dec 08, 2009
Enemies of progress grin
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am The New Jokes Moderator by Mrdani1luv: 4:36pm On Dec 08, 2009
Daytime Dreamer
Family / Re: Being Truthful On Nairaland by Mrdani1luv: 7:44pm On Dec 07, 2009
Facebook too
Politics / Re: Obasanjo: Drinking Garri With Speed by Mrdani1luv: 7:43pm On Dec 07, 2009
Farmer lyk you
Family / Re: Co-workers: Hubby & Wifey by Mrdani1luv: 7:43pm On Dec 07, 2009
undecided undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: Testimony by Mrdani1luv: 7:42pm On Dec 07, 2009
romsky:

na only 1 ya eye see bah

e dey pain you
Family / Re: First Pregnancy. First Labor. First Baby. How Was It? by Mrdani1luv: 7:41pm On Dec 07, 2009
e nor easy grin
Politics / Re: Christmas: Wealthy Igbo Rush To Move Aged Parents Out Of Kidnappers Reach by Mrdani1luv: 7:41pm On Dec 07, 2009
LOL igbo pple fear Naija Delta cheesy

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