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Bur in getting a team, ensure its d right pple...

You re right op... very right... God Bless You...

Thank God Nigerian no dey there...

Sure... saving lives in traffic since 1998

Still producing it... Guess it's gonna be a hit...

abdoul88:
We just hope the delay is for the Good of a common man and the masses in general. May God continue to guide our sincere leaders aright.

AMEN!!!

SubtleFRED:
And to think bobos would be chasing her around makes me laugh.

Lolz... Rather it's to think that bob's would be chasing HIM around makes you laff...

freeze001:
This is what I expected from the Presidency upon return from this overly hyped and sensitive trip to China.

Rather than all the speculations of currency swap today and denial tomorrow and so on, they ought to have convened a press conference and properly briefed Nigerians on the particulars and import of this trip as well as others where agreements were signed like Qatar and UAE. We need to know whether all is well or we've been sold off due to ignorance.

It's not wise to go to sleep trusting in 'Baba' as some do. He is not God and highly ignorant too! He's just a mere mortal, an aged one at that and fallible as well.

Spot on... a press briefing will simply put an end to every doubts and speculations regarding the trips... God Bless Nigeria...

abbey621:
I keep asking myself these 2 important questions whenever I read something or someone claiming some people can't make heaven:

1: Are you God's personal secretary? I remember reading something about his ways are mysterious and known only to him! Unless you've died and witness judgment yourself, I doubt you really know what you are talking about!

2: Thou shall not judge? Whatever happened to this saying? The person putting on lipstick or keeping an afro might be purer than the brother or sister who shows up for church 5 days out of the week!

SPOT ON!!! Especially point 1

Simply seeking attention... @ least he's got some...smh...

DanceVille:
Firstly, growing up with Nigerian parents is mega interesting.Reflecting on the things they often force us to do would leave many laughing hysterically.They make us serve them compulsorily.If you tried to stand against your parents there's a chance that you could win series of slaps doing so.

Chances are you would probably do same for your children too.

1. When You're Sent On Unnecessary Errands

Nigerian mums are known for sending their childrens on annoying errands.Imagine being called by your mum from a distance only for her to ask you to get her something within her reach.

2. When There's A Reason For You Failing At Something

Nigerian parents love to jump into conclusion.Trying to explain a situation to them is almost impossible.Nigerian parents would be like..

"Why wouldn't you hit your head, when you wouldn't face where you're going..."

3. Are You Ok?

Nigerian parents are not checking your mental health here, when they say this, they're trying to call your attention to your stupidity.

4. When You're Being Eyed In Public/Event

Please don't be carried away when you go out with your Nigerian mum.She expects you to check her face for signs.Don't eat when she blinks her eyes funnily, you do so and you're dead.

5. When You're Expected To Cry Without Making Noise

When your parents beat you and threaten you about crying.. You hear words like!

"Hold it! If I hear pim..."

6. When Your Actions Are Being Justified

Parents justify their childrens' actions and form a new reason to lash out at them.

"Why won't You talk back at me when you have started developing Breast?"

7. When Parents Don't Want To Accept Defeat

Sometimes parents feel they have gone overboard with certain issues but still try to cover up their mistakes.They find a way of covering their own fault and make their childrens victim again.

"You're as tall as I am now, why wouldn't you talk to me like that".

8. When They Want To Be Dramatic

Parents know they could move their children to emotion by crying and acting sad.They say things like.

"After everything I've done for you, I carried you in my womb for nine months".Trust me, you would end up in tears yourself.

9. When Your Mum Cheats You By Collecting Money From You

Mother have interesting attributes.They assume the role of a bank when someone gives you money.When you try to have your money back, you would be told.

"All the food you're been eaten in this house was given to me in the market freely abi?".

10. When Your Parents Want To End Up Chastising Session

We all know parents don't get tired of correcting their childrens either by beating or lashing them with words.However, they have a unique way of concluding their speeches.

"We would keep telling you the truth, the rest is totally up to you.If you continue, you're doing yourself.

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Nairalanders, which of these can you relate with?

Feel free to add yours.

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DanceVille

11. They are always the best in class when they were younger... they'll be like "when I was your age, my position in class was always first..." please who then came last in class... that question neva get answer till tomorrow...

Babalegba:
Ekiti people are supposed to be educated but it all seems to be empty chest beating. They are so ignorant

Bro... unfortunately it's not like that... I'm from Ekiti too... we are all educated nd pained by ds barbaric acts from ds funny fellow... oh oh omg... wat a pity...smh...

Hello All;

I recently went for an assessment/Interview with supermartNG as a Business Intelligence Analyst. I just want to know if any one has done this before and possible give the time frame between the first interview and second interviews... In-fact the time frame for the whole process. Also who knows what the pay is like for a fresh graduate/Experienced.

An urgent response will be highly appreciated please.

Thanks.

MMMG14:
@Mummiesgurl....4rm cms jst tak a bus goin to Ekohotel/barbeach....alight @ IMB! Walk down abit @ d IMB street n tak d 2nd turning by ur right. wen on d 2nd ryt turnin, now walk downnnnn 2lokate No 16 Karimu Kotun street. Its as easy as ABC.

D 1st stage assessment is vry simple n wil al b passed by everyone! Whr d problm lies is in d Interview wt d CEO-mine was perfect,smooth n I answered questions given 2me!
Was so so shocked 2 rcv a regret mail tellin me blablabla......anyways, am ova it jawee! Man gats forge ahead!

Goodluck 2u al.....!!!

Please when did you do the first interview and when were you called for the second... I mean the time frame?

[b]Hello All;

I have done the first interview... Can anyone shed more light on the time frame between the first and second interview as well as the time being called for the appointment letter...

Please a quick response will be appreciated. My fist interview was on Monday (that was two days ago)

Thanks.

FUTA

wadetaw202:
All of you are funny sha!!!

You all left the topic of discuss and started pointing fingers at amechie, buhari, PDP.

This man was actually asking a core question, but you are all acting like easily distracted and politically blinded foooools.

The problem is not about amechi, wike or buhari; it is about the millions of dollars received by legislooters every year.

If the huge monthly pay is cut to 1/3rd, this violence will cease without delay.

Thanks bro... I wonder why some funny fellas will always use every opportunity to attack others. I really feel for this country, when we cannot constructively solve a problem rather we make it a political issue... especially the youth who I believe should know better...

Sleeping all through was just too serious for me... I woke with annoyance and made sure I dedicated good time for killing a good number of these tiny creatures that made me uncomfortable throughout the night... But come to think of it...what if these little guys are the main cause of HIV...what do u think...U can as well share your experience of these guys..

Obasanjo remains the best president we've had so far in this country... He stabilized the economy by bringing in investors... He however didn't do well with election as rigging was the order of the day... however he remains our best president so far...

Well I don't blame him... I only blame his employers...
1. Just after how long u sent one of the most committed players in the team home...
2. U kept coaching on supersport like studio is the same with stadium...
3. U went online to rant cos u were criticized for FAILING which obviously you did... cos I can't imagine a lack Lustre performance of a team u claimed u were coaching... no one is saying they should win all matches but at least let us see good performance...
4. U claimed to have won more matches in a short time but u failed to realise the oppositions u have...
5. U criticized Keshi who restored Nigeria's glory in Afcon and the worldcup... nd don't forget we were all optimistic to watch the super eagles cos of the kind of performance they had...
6. Mr Oliseh/NFF... m sorry to say u FAILED...


Regards.

I want to use the power of a platform like this to announce to the whole world of the kind of RRS officers in cele mile 2 axis. A particular one by name Mayowa Obateru goes to the extent of giving people account numbers. I want to give the full details of the account basically for relevant authorities to know the fake set of officers n our roads.

Mayowa Obateru
0006107461
Union Bank

Nigerian's let's join this fight to reed off these thief's on our roads.

Please help share this until the ogas at the top get it.

Thanks.

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see comments! my God can u see the importance of clothes? if ur babe c u now? she no go fear 4 her life? well u av the effort @ least 4 postn it alongside the pit latrine! :'i'll give u a one :

abeg free this man jare