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Celebrities › Re: Lola Omotayo-Okoye Reacts To Mr P "Cool It Down" Video by mrdickhead: 8:53am On Oct 22, 2017

The video and the song is cool,haters will always have something to say.
God bless Peter,God bless Paul and Jude okoye.

all those single unmarried people hating on lola because she's a Yoruba,I pray your in laws won't hate you this way undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: Testimony Time!! Let's Share What God Has Done For Us This Week by mrdickhead: 7:53am On Oct 22, 2017

The gift of life is enough for me to give testimony.thank you God for the gift of life.

Romance › Re: See What A Child Posted On Facebook by mrdickhead: 11:08pm On Oct 21, 2017

Rokia2:
Maybe she's just tight.

my yansh crush,come and give me lap dance grin

Romance › Re: See What A Child Posted On Facebook by mrdickhead: 11:06pm On Oct 21, 2017

If somebody carry dick enter this girl now,them go say na child abuse

whiles the small girl is harassing us sexually on Facebook.

if this one come grow small she go dey one yeye devilish feminist.

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Romance › Re: See What A Child Posted On Facebook by mrdickhead: 11:00pm On Oct 21, 2017

DeBlessedOne:
This is an insult to Vaseline crew.

hahaha

Romance › Re: How This Girl Father Turned Me To Their Housemaid And Made Me Do The Housechores by mrdickhead(op): 8:13pm On Oct 21, 2017

Philipmighty:
U get luck her father for like cut that ur dickhead a little nd make lunch for u

Romance › Re: How This Girl Father Turned Me To Their Housemaid And Made Me Do The Housechores by mrdickhead(op): 8:04pm On Oct 21, 2017

ipobarecriminals:
:DDo the needful b4 he enta street/ use basket do face cap

lolz

Romance › Re: How This Girl Father Turned Me To Their Housemaid And Made Me Do The Housechores by mrdickhead(op): 7:51pm On Oct 21, 2017

Florblu:
God catch you

God loves me instead cheesy

Romance › Re: How This Girl Father Turned Me To Their Housemaid And Made Me Do The Housechores by mrdickhead(op): 7:51pm On Oct 21, 2017

ipobarecriminals:
Anybody. get beta rope/chain

I get one

Romance › Re: How This Girl Father Turned Me To Their Housemaid And Made Me Do The Housechores by mrdickhead(op): 7:30pm On Oct 21, 2017

AnaCheks:
Hahajahajahahahaja Mugwu

Romance › Re: How This Girl Father Turned Me To Their Housemaid And Made Me Do The Housechores by mrdickhead(op): 7:29pm On Oct 21, 2017

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Your name says it all. . . nothing new here.

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konji no go kill me abeg grin

Romance › Re: How This Girl Father Turned Me To Their Housemaid And Made Me Do The Housechores by mrdickhead(op): 7:29pm On Oct 21, 2017

ipobarecriminals:
Good tale

I'm seriously serious sad

Romance › How This Girl Father Turned Me To Their Housemaid And Made Me Do The Housechores by mrdickhead(op): 6:50pm On Oct 21, 2017

I went out early morning today to get some foodstuffs in the market(as a bachelor I be na) after complaining about how a girl destroyed my manhood in the name of blow-job.

getting to the market I met this pretty girl that also came to get some foodstuffs.

me:hello pretty girl,my name is mrdickhead and you?
she:starred at me(mute)
as a guy man I am I never gave up,I foregone my mission in the market and follow her all around till she bought everything she needed,it was just like jazz because all this while I was following her she's not even looking my way talk less of minding me,I even volunteer to carry her market bag,I followed her and board a taxi,that was when I start questioning myself whether I'm really ok,what can konji do to a gentleman like me.
few minutes later we arrived at her home and I followed her inside and all what she could say is"do you know my father is a military man"I froze,I know my end has come,unfortunately for me her father saw me and asked me gentleman what is you mission with my daughter and I replied biko sir I don't really know what that came over me,and he said I think you are jobless and I will give you something to do,remove your shoes and shirt and give them to me which I did,and he brought out all the family clothes for me to wash.
just finished washing now and I have been released from my house arrest.glory be to God I came out alive,imagine this wicked people starved me till this evening.

that was how I spent my day.

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Romance › Re: My Female Nairalander Crush And How I Will Bleep Them by mrdickhead(op): 10:36am On Oct 21, 2017

IamRaizo:
I love how you take things easy here and never letting it get to you... You and lalas247 are nice persons...You both were mentioned but just had fun over it... Very mature of you ladies.

Dem go say I dey ass lick, I don't care, only aired my opinion.

that's why they are my crush grin

Romance › Re: My Female Nairalander Crush And How I Will Bleep Them by mrdickhead(op): 10:34am On Oct 21, 2017

sexybbstar:
Dont mind the guy jo...he changed to it three. some. He formerly wrote party.

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Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 10:18am On Oct 21, 2017

samtinx:
;Dyeye dey smell d day u go carry epileptic,oluwa go jst release her real self,na so she gojst chop ur penis comoth

Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 9:38am On Oct 21, 2017

MammyYoo567:
No wonder you are a dickhead me to come do practical?you must dreaming.

dreams do come true grin

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Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 9:14am On Oct 21, 2017

Lol,no ooo ,you carry bomb,you might explode on me if I dare say anything again cheesy

MammyYoo567:
say something naa

but you can still come and teach my girl how to suck with my dick as a practical,like you will be doing it as she watch and learn grin

Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 9:01am On Oct 21, 2017

MammyYoo567:
Bla bla bla bla bla bla is it our fault that your babe has vampire teeth and dont know how to suck you?She should go for surgery naa,pay for it and thank me lera.

lol,have nothing to say to you cheesy

Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 8:41am On Oct 21, 2017

Ebios:
l used to hate it even more than you n resisted two ladies who wanted it but when my current did it and l reciprocated,l can't do without it.It's harmless.

Caution:dont swallow ur saliva when doing it.Keep a bucket close to always pour it.

lol @your caution,I remember pouring the whole saliva into the girl's mouth cheesy

Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 8:40am On Oct 21, 2017

Huee:
Lmao....
Then stop getting Mouth Action from the wrong females Oga. Stop making noise Abeg.
Oh Yh concerning the whole smell thingy, just have sex with the right set of ladies jharey and you'll be amazed.

it sounds like you are very good in giving a blow-job,can we try doing some 69

Romance › Re: My Female Nairalander Crush And How I Will Bleep Them by mrdickhead(op): 8:28am On Oct 21, 2017

Lalas247:
Weyrey oya mention it now
Augusta oya make him spill the beans .. u have taught him bad things

my beautiful Lala is here,my crush,my dick dangle for you grin

Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 8:26am On Oct 21, 2017

Lomprico2:
Him babe don bite am for dia

na bandage I use for my dick grin

Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 8:25am On Oct 21, 2017

EmekaBlue:
im with u...i cant put my head down there....i dont even want to see d punny..just insert..it really kinda disgust me plus d smell when i finger.

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Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 8:13am On Oct 21, 2017

AlexCk:
Humoring u again,

N how do they practice what they Google?

Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 8:09am On Oct 21, 2017

AlexCk:
Smh,

Lemme just humor u.
How do they learn??

they should Google it out cool

Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 8:08am On Oct 21, 2017

Mccallistas:
Your Moniker

what's wrong with it shocked

Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 8:07am On Oct 21, 2017

Biggie225:
Mouth Action is evil and disgusting ..i wonder why people indulge in such act. i have never tried it before and will never do it.

,when you f*ck neat p*ussy ,you will see nothing wrong in doing it,not those smelly p*ssy

Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 8:04am On Oct 21, 2017

jeyselassie:
ok they do injure guys because they don't know how to do Mouth Action but then I don't think it's enough reason to bring it out here with this topic. Isn't it even to early?

why is it to early to bring it here,don't you f*ck early in the morning?

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Romance › Re: Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 7:59am On Oct 21, 2017

Mccallistas:
What is this one saying

and what do you understand undecided

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Romance › Re: My Female Nairalander Crush And How I Will Bleep Them by mrdickhead(op): 7:58am On Oct 21, 2017

valirex:
I am so disappointed in you, your are too raw. it's just his fantasy.
#ItsAFreeWorld

thanks bro,she should at least be proud that unknown person is crushing on her grin

Romance › Ladies Should Go And Learn How To Blow-job And Stop Injuring Our Dick. by mrdickhead(op): 7:54am On Oct 21, 2017

ladies think that blow-jobing is not a rocket science that they can do it without learning,damn i am telling you today that it is a rocket science go and learn how to do it properly,you ladies don't know how much damage those your vampire teeth destroyed and injured our manhood angry

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