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Nawa oo una sha like epistle for dis NL anyway any bae dat friendzones a well meaning honest guy is a bitch nd deserves to be treated as one
P.s @op isn't it rude to go thru someone's diary *Just asking*

felixchip:
You na Oga at the TOP.

lol

felixchip:
My Oga at the TOP.

lol wetin concern dat 1 naw

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mrham03: why did u quote me then?

why dont u go nd suck a shift stick!

FrancisTony: Zimbabwe won season6 with Nigeria.

dats not important nobody remembers wendall or whatever his white zimbo name is

mrham03: was i talking to u?

didn't mention ur name either niqqa

mrham03: yeah, i really get scared for people who go for the fear factor show. They really risk their lives there. did u watch big brother mzansi?

since when did d thread turn to bba mzansi or whateva no one gives two rats a.s.ses abt it

I wanna swap my sony ps2 with any good performance lappy preferable one that is cheap nd pocket friendly contact me on 08128389439 whatsapp is also allowed den we can talk about valancing if necessary, the ps is in very good shape and im giving with all my accessories.

Lexusgs430: Either uninstall and redownload or Sideload apk file. Hopefully, either would work.

so how do i sideload it?

Enigmaticles: Any error message?

nope it just closes by itself

hey i downloaded an app from google play yesterday on my samsung galaxy s3 mini but it hasnt opened since then, anytime i open it, it loads and closes by itself, pls anyone with a good tip on what i can do abt it? i'll be very grateful

Abrg they shuld cut d ƓƱY some slack asiv ∂ιѕ is d 1st rape joke mtchew, rubbish i wuld rape any girl after goin thru all those troubles. Asiv naija girls don't like gettin raped mtchew

Precious rose: Pls give me summary of last week episode on my heart beats 4 lola nd precious rose

Well andre and lola got back together thanks to adela nd camelo, raon was arrested by d police bt he didn't compromise, debra was spyin on andre and lola, diana showed up and it seems she's in love with andre bt lola wunt give her space, felix changed his look cos he was wnted by d police, ramon called angel 2 be his lawyer bt angel refused sayin dat he doesn't do criminal law, then I travelled dats as far as I knw

Maryeloyi: Please can someone give me a recap of what went down last week on Behind Closed Doors?, Precious Rose, Aurora and My Heart Beats For Lola? I missed all five episodes.

i didn't rili follow aurora nd precious rose last wik bt in my heart beats 4 lola: lola went 2 d prison 2 tel andre that she was pregnant nd carryin his child bt out of anger he blamed her 4 his condition nd she culdn't tel him, she was sad nd left, she met debra owt syd nd promised her that she wudn't cum 2 see andre again, then andre told debra 2 send sum money 2 rodrigo cos he was helpin him search 4 d security guard that changed his testimony, lola lied 2 rodrigo nd camelo that the child she was carrying belonged 2 apollo bt they didn't believe, camelo told andre and he said that the child was his and that lola didn't slip with apollo. Lola made up her mind to travel 2 panama nd luk 4 soledad and tiberio followed her there, then they fast forwarded the time 2 8months later lola went 2 a bar wit sum pictures of soledad when she was a prostitute and then she saw one of soledad's 4mer colleague who told her that tiberio was her father and that tiberio was dead but it was a lie. Lola was driving bak 2 her hotel rum, meanwhile she came wit etelvina, as i was saying, she was driving her water broke nd she was in labour, so tiberio helped her cos he was folowing her then he tuk her 2 d hospital nd paid d bills, lola gave birth to a girl nd named her isabella/chabelita after her aunt chabella, andre stuck with the 1st theory that camelo made abt two murderers nd camelo filed 4 an appeal it ended when rodrigo found the security guard in texas. As 4 behinde closed doors emilio became blind cos of the accident, mathias proposed 2 rebecca bt she walked out on him d 1st tym, hilda killed rosa by mistake, corolla met igor mora and found out the name of the third son inaki just then adolfo walked in, he nd corolla left the rum nd se.x, after the se.x corolla askd adolfo 4 $15000 2 pay a debt, adolfo gave her nd killed d guy she paid nd tuk bak his money, mathias proposed 2 rebecca again, this time she said 'YES', rebecca asked ignasia 2 make a potrait of mathias so she culd give him as a wedding gift, pilar had se.x with javier an gonzalo saw them, then pilar later came to beg gonzalo bt he didn't open the dooq, the next day she came to his office and he told her to get out of his office, then they fast forwarded to 2weeks later when mathias nd rebecca were abt 2 get married, renato gave mathias the wedding ring and he left the house it ended where sum1 pointed a gun on mathias' head

fabulousfortune: This is most definitely a lie

i'm sure you've not 4goten a site called google or goal.com

The coach of a brazilian football club (santos) found his club's top striker in bed with his wife, ever since their relationship has been strained, the striker is worried about his future, the news came to reporters when the coach was arguing with his wife in public and the issue was brought up, when the player was interviewed he said it was true. With the brazil 2014 world cup ever so near i doubt his inclusion in the squad before he sleeps with the wife of the brazilian national team coach

Meanwhile on behinde closed doors mathias is gonna die on monday, he wil be killed by adolfo's mysterious third brother Iñaki, by the way iñaki is Gonzalo, and he is a serial killer

Chigozie1984: Thanks a bunch

pleasure is mine

Chigozie1984: I love the soap.

Can someone explain tome why Lola can't cry?

cos she loves nd hates with d force of a volcano, but later in d programme she will cry out of happiness and her aunt chabela's ghost will leave her 4eva

Queen hadassah: Pls I need a summary of last night's episode. My subscription has expired. Thanks

well as of last nite, the jury found andre guilty and he was sentenced to life in prison, every1 cried except lola as u knw she can't shed a tear but she was very sad, camelo blamed himself and said he (camelo) was a failure and the only tin kipin him alive was his love 4 sophia, daniel sold his shares to ramon (debras dad) and naw the exportex company is in the hand of ramon and tiberio, andre asked debra 4 a divorce cos she wuld be lyk a widow wit him in prison, vicky nd ramon convincd debra 2 take over andres shares nd run d business, andre beat up some prison inmates cos i tink their boss is gay nd he wantd 2 screw andre sha he was givin him eye n talkin dirty, camelo came 2 visit andre and andre told him dat the old andre was dead, lola went shoping 4 d baby, as u knw tiberio naw folows her evriwhr. Thats all dat happened ystdae, it was a sad day in summary

screenagerjoe: Na waa ooo, 4get ds OP, PLS Advice Me On what to Do!
The greatest embarasment of ma life!
there is dis beautiful girl I ve been husling for
a lng time. she finally agreed to pay me a visit.
I
went to father's mustache and got her a full
chicken. she waz munching dis fowl and
asked
me to join her, I refused dat I just ate a lot of
it
today. she finally finished d fowl leaving some
remainant of d bones. it waz time for her to
go,
as a kind girl she askd of my trashbin so she
dump d remainant of d fowl, I tld her not to
worry
I will do it ma self but first let me c u off. I
saw
her off and came home sharply to come n
work
on d bones she couldn't devour. while I wz
working on d bones, she batched in without
knocking n I foolishly forgot to bolt d door.
she
said she forgot her handkerchief. she took it
without saying a word. meanwhile d bones
dey
inside my mouth I no fit shout. I ve not called
her
since den. I still dey shame til nw. Wetin mk I
do?

hian! Bros u nid prayerz, witches 4 ur village de take ur lyf play pangolo

Since no one wants to post let me give my top 10.
1. Scarface: the world is yours-not finished
2. Bully-finished
3. Gta:san andreas- finished
4. Spider man 2-not finished
5. Socom combined assault-finished
6. Metal gear solid 3-not finished
7. Mercenaries-not finished
8. God of war 1-finished
9. God of war 2-finished
10. Burnout revenge-finished.
Now maybe you guys can post yours

Useless Iranian playerz have broken iheanacho's leg, it wunt work

Useless Iranian playerz havd broken iheanacho's leg, it wunt work

Hmm funny how fifa praised Iran for having the best defense in the tournament, well team Nigeria just launched the so called best defense off the planet, this is just the begining of the assault

Nigeria 2-0 iran okon nd iheanacho goal scorers

It is without doubt that the sony playstation 2 was the most sucessful game the digital world came to see, its graphics were breath taking and no one on NL wouldn't say he/she hasn't seen or played it, if not at home in a game centre..the question here is what are your top 10 ps2 games of all time?

Dstv channel 118 has blessed subscribers with an array of telenovelas but personally speaking my stand out program is my heart beats for lola.. The story follows turbulent lovers maria dolores 'lola' vulcan and andre santa cruz now andre suarez how they fight for a love that seems never to come their way. Post your comments and ask questions about the telenovela i'll be glad to answer you

It has come to my knowledge that if you bother to go through many people's fb private messages or dm on twitter you'l be shocked with the amount of sex oriented messages they harbour , even their contacts have various call girls for phone intimacy, my question is why? Is it that its hard to approach the opposite sex? Or are they just socially handicapped because i see no reason why someone should indulge in such when sand full ground...

Well its obvious, its GEJ that God wil punish, al dose asha.woes out there his so called law enforcerz wunt arest them rather they patronize them, as 4 d doctors he shuld ban and sentence any practising abortionist as 4 d govt i'v given my reason above its GEJ....END TIME TINZ