₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:





Every administration in Delta with its' own shenanigan.
That's how Ada Anioma bullied business owners to use aluminium cladding on their premises, now Emu wants CCTVs in churches.

God knows that if all churches in Nigeria install CCTVs, the number of people who go for choir practice, counselling, early morning Sanctuary cleaning and night vigils will reduce by almost 35.63%.

They will rather attend virtually and while they may blame this on the exorbitant cost of transportation or the incessant rate of insecurity, the CCTV is the actual cause.

Anyone like myself who has been privileged to have had sex inside a church will testify that it must have occurred in the course of one of the aforementioned and no one wants their sextape recorded or streamed via CCTV.

That's why I pity anyone whose partner is a frequent church-goer; because experience and research has shown that, asides a brothel, the church is the second best place to get a willing, sex-ready partner.

Only a spiritually dead person will choose to defile places of worship by having sex inside a church of all places if the person is a born again christain he has sinned against the holy spirit which has no forgiveness.

tishbite42:
Wahala
The only fine face of Tinubu presidency don go
But he is Igbophobic despite being married to an Igbo woman
So, phuck him

If he is really igbophobic he won't have married an igbo person I think he is just doing what they ask him to do as a professional.

numericalguy:
No one is above mistake.

The people mocking the APC candidate are obirodents who kept qouet when Obi was making blunders during last year elections.

Five times Peter Obi quoted wrong figures in public
1) Claim about the number of Nigerian players at NBA
2) Claim about Nigeria’s total export in 2021
3) Nigeria had only two million vehicles, 10 per 1,000 as at 2018
4) Claim that as at 2018, African trade is less than 9% and oil gives 80% of our forex
5 Bank loans are about 15 per cent of GDP… China is 250 per cent of GDP

https://www.icirnigeria.org/five-times-obi-quoted-wrong-figures-in-public/

Are these wrong figures not better than tinibu's gaffes some of which even includes reducing the purchasing power of nigerians?

Edo people shouldn't take this lightly oh this was exactly how tinibu made several gaffes during his presidential campaign not knowing it was actually what he planned to do when he gets into office.

GeneralOjukwu:
The guy na Dem Dem Bia-Chest-Beta.

They hide under their beds every Monday 🛌 because a fellow man farted continents away.

They run away in their wives skirts at first sign of trouble.

This woman is flogging him for borrowing her skirt

It seems u didn't even have data to watch the video the woman is speaking yoruba.

Obyangel:
No, he's an Igbo man from the West 🙄

That's really confusing but u said he is the son of Osadebe?

Obyangel:
When men were boys, King Sunny Ade is a legend.

King Sunny Ade finished the first son of Odogwu Osadebe and many people never knew that Osadebe married a Yoruba beautiful diva and gave birth to Shina Peter.

King Sunny Ade used jealousy and juju finished Shina Peter after Shina Peter's hit track. Since then, Shina Peter never see road.

Lesson: Always be close to your father.

Are u saying shina peter is an igbo man from the east?

Bobloco:
Isn't it time Tinubu call upon Femi Fani Kayode or Reno Omokri, the rabble rouser to come and eat

Those two are very perfect for this type of propaganda job ngalele obviously have conscience.

Tinibu and buhari antecedents are well documented why still support them to become apc candidates despite all the red flags? You have no reasons to complain.

AfonjaMozlems:
He's tired of lying.
His family members have started avoiding him.
His children keep saying "ah, Daddy can lie oh"


helinues or Mynd44 can take up the vacant post

They should have given the job to yoruba demons like ffk or reno omockry people whose conscience is long dead.

kaludestiny10:
I will rather die in poverty than receive millions as salary while helping the government to propagate lies in the name of spokesperson.

Light and darkness has absolutely nothing in common the man's conscience might be troubling him after dishing out the lies they told him to be telling nigerians

Look at what these people did to themselves because of greed for political power.

These are just signs of a failed state no need for seccesionists to continue with their quests nigeria looks like a country that will eventually disintegrate on it's own.

EreluRoz:
Our votes doesn't count in this country so don't even depend on votes.

We can collectively fight to make it count revolution can lead to another civil war tinibu and his apc gang will rather choose to exploit nigeria's tribal and religious differences to cause war in nigeria than to go down.

casualobserver:
Nobody invests where there is insecurity and lack of infrastructure. Very simple!

But the same insecure region is good and secure enough for the extraction of natural resources which is used in developing states like lagos is that not contradiction? Only a restructured nigeria can correct all these confusion and propaganda.

EreluRoz:
Honestly I didn't know he was this heartless. I'm so disappointed in him, I wish Nigerians can come together for revolution.

But there are enough red flags about him no sane country in this world including here in africa will allow such a man with such bad records to preside over the affairs of their country. Revolution at this point is not even possible because of nigeria's tribal and religious differences the only option right now is to endure the suffering until 2027.

EreluRoz:
Asiwaju has been bewitched. The asiwaju I know and was told about will never watch Nigerians suffer. They have done something to him.

Pray for Nigeria and include Nigeria and the president in your daily prayers because I see darkness everywhere.
Shalom

It seems u don't even know the man u are supporting his antecedents are well known to sane nigerians.

Anither563:
Reno is making some profound points here. We should all be patriotic enough to pay our taxes. I pay my taxes and I am proud to do so.

Tinibu's apc govt is not encouraging nigerians to pay their taxes. Pay tax so that they can get more money to buy #150b presidential jet, buy #1b escalade jeep and live in #20b house while nigerians that has been ranked as the poorest in the world live in excruciating poverty who does that?

EreluRoz:
Ighodalo will surely win because Edo people always vote ugly men as their governor

To win a governorship election in Edo state you must be very ugly else nothing for you.

What does handsomeness got to do with governance? Igbenadion was a fair handsome man̈ but still performed woefully as governor.

oz4real83:
If not for corruption and the hope that federal might is available to win elections, APC wouldn't have been running in any election, the calamity of governance from the federal level is enough to make APC lose every election they participate in. This should have been a smooth victory for other parties but Nigeria is not a normal place where normal things happen

The apc is very notorious for presenting incompetent candidates just look at the two presidents they have given to nigeria very useless party.

Sonnobax15:

Na wa....

Even the post alone make me smile...

But in reality,I wish I go fit just set my hands on the person wey draft this statistics 😡

Someone will just sit in his house and start writing all manner of imaginary statistics.

I keep wondering how these guys do get their stats.

I wonder sometimes why the binis feel they are more superior than every other ethnic group in nigeria and even this world? This ideology or belief is a very dangerous one that can cause ethnic war at any time if they are really a superior race the British and Ojukwu's biafran army won't have conquered their land.

Goodvibes007:
I was on clubhouse when he made the statement during around when covid started. He had a bight with Abbey (another popular clubhouse guy on clubhouse) and the audio was leaked yesterday.

And some yoruba people here have been denying this never happened that it was all cooked up to counter the amaka hatefull outbursts.

There's absolutely no way nigerian security agents will claim they don't know the exact location where this terrorist is hiding in the north if he was to be a member of esn he would definitely have since been smoked out from wherever he is hiding let the apc govt keep fooling themselves.

derecho:
These guys think Nigerians are stupid.
They left those that the UAE gave them and they are chasing shadows.

If it were easy for them, they'd include Peter Obi too

They are chasing rats when their house is on fire.

TOPCRUISE:
He must have had overprotective parents for them not to be suspicious of their child for 3 murders

The parents might even be into crimes like this who knows a snake can't give birth to a lizard.

Why is the apc scared of facing ighadalo in the polls instead they are trying to win from the back door? It seems they are finding it difficult to rig the election.

Congrats to her it seems nigeria is a disabled country thats why it always win medals during para Olympics events the able body athletes couldn't even win anything.

Codepain:
Sweet story
nice write-up by the writer and thanks op for bringing it to our attention.
Happy that no Igbo was involved unlike now that most crime in Yoruba land are done wholly by Igbos or in conjunction with the native.

Op thank you again

Ur statistics is totally wrong igbos in the sw don't engage in human rituals which occurs almost on a daily basis in the sw, of course there are igbos engaging in criminal activities in yorubaland but to say that most crimes in the sw are committed by them just gave u away as a bigot. These yoruba boys below caught in ikorodu few days ago in their failed attempt to kidnap some people are not igbos.

In today's nigeria oredein would have been either a governor, senator or a very powerful godfather in the south west like tinibu.

EreluRoz:
Cursed soul. How dare you touch an elder because of election

Karma has finally come for him only idiots thinks they can successfully manipulate nature without consequences.