missberrypop5:
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu *laughing in japan* so you follow kill love e kwa Madam, you're under arrest . You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be used against you in the court of law

'Court of love' u mean...

Congrats! U are gay

MissKinky1:
Dream on

Sad u can't spot a joke wen u witness one

PinkObsession:

DAMN!! U cool!

Nice one! Make dem jst dey compete with each other... Wetin concern us? One day we go buy iPhone 6plus for 2k

3rd pic... Regina n Rihanna?

Dozie730:
what op wrote does not change anything it will still happen more to ladies,na 2day yarn.sh dy for back.

Yh it must happen in fact! Who said it wouldn't? My beef is dat he made it sound as if boys jst 'use n dumb' girls... Its a giv n take something na

Gee! Op forget! Which one is "use and dump"? We all use each other na? Why making it one-sided?

Haha! His abs constructed an "angry face".
#artisticmind

Jst dey there! Come here con see 28yrs old men for primary 6

Ceasar1:


Hell right, like he owns her an explanation abi?

See they don't have anything going on between them. I mean they ain't even friends, there's nothing. He doesn't even know she likes him.

So it's only proper that he's treats her that way.
It's normal.

Just because she likes a guy doesn't mean he should like her back or pay attention to her at all.

Friendship doesn't just fall from the sky. If she wants acquaintance and more, she should work, create and promote the atmosphere.

Or sit and crush silently from behind.

Wish there was a "clapping" the smiley, u should av gotten it from me...
Kudos bro! Nice comment

Obasgilbert:


the thing tire me!

Haha

hoyinkansola:
White peeps value greeting cards alot

If dat's ur pic, u jst qualified 4 a card from me

God bless u 4 acknowledging d orijo writer

MissKinky1:
How is it your favorite when you've not experienced it before?....................

Mehn! Who no go wan do online dating with u?

Mavelshee:
** Two words **

Don't do it

Actually dat is 4...since 'don't' is short for 'do not'

chibwike:
i admire her, and wishes she is my gf

Spoken my mind, even to d full stp... Oh! no fullstp

Ehyaa..

AndyBlazePenis:
Me and wizkid in nightclub, he grab my butt. What an insult to my personality

Hahaha! Fell 4 dis yet again! Mad man... Gradually u're carving a niche for ursef

Andyblaze... Only guy who has multiple acc (personality disorder), posts n quotes himself and smtimes thinks he's a Russian virus ... Dude is MAD fun

Op. He loves u.. Mayb dat's jst his way of showing it...

Toyozzie:
#MADEOFGREEN

As in Hulk? Or Green Lantern?

RedEboe:


I think i know the EXACT girl you are talking about...i've seen her in lots of Hollywood movies.

Sorry bro,she doesn't exist in real life BUT you can find an 'imperfect' lady with bits and pieces of the qualities you desire. Same way she too will have to dump her desire for Brad Pitt just to settle for an ordinary Nigerian like you.

Goodluck tho'

Well said...
Wen I've searched n toured like u, den we can settle for our Nigerian sides

valmunich:
WTF is he staring at

Whr the F*ck is her hand going?

RedEboe:


Every lady wants a guy that treats her right and it has nothing to do with good looks but I must confess that other factors such as 'money' and above all SELF CONFIDENCE play a huge role.
When you walk up to a lady for the first time an 'impression seed' is sown inside of her-it's now left for you to water this seed (with everything you've got) and ensure it germinates. You may fail or you may suceed;if you suceed,enjoy your harvest. If you fail,sow your seeds else where-fertile land plenty.

You dig?

U see, I'm not a womanizer. I'm jst in search of d perfect girl.
Dat girl who's pretty n sexy...
Who's cool n roughh (hehe, if u knw wat I mean)
'Female shy' bt could also b a talkative...
Who draws every oda guy's attention bt loves me like am d only guy in d world...
Who's a genius bt doesn't let it 'entr her head'...
Dat girl who's everything I'm not...

*I'm beginning to think I might av some ties wit dbanj*
But really, until I find, I'll jst kip testing' em...

RedEboe:


Every lady wants a guy that treats her right and it has nothing to do with good looks but I must confess that other factors such as 'money' and above all SELF CONFIDENCE play a huge role.
When you walk up to a lady for the first time an 'impression seed' is sown inside of her-it's now left for you to water this seed (with everything you've got) and ensures it germinates. You may fail or you may suceed;if you suceed,enjoy your harvest. If you fail,sow your seeds else where-fertile land plenty.

You dig?

Hohohoh! following u ryt away