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Jokes Etc / Re: Lolz. What Would You Do If You Are Man? by Mrfils(m): 8:41am On Jan 11, 2015
ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıl ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ sǝɯıʇǝɯos...
Jobless man, How abt u look at life more seriously
Celebrities / Re: Pictures: Star Lager Builds Record-Breaking Xmas Tree With 8,000 Beer Bottles by Mrfils(m): 6:00pm On Dec 14, 2014
Na dis kind thing we dey see Naija cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Goes For Early Morning Prayer At Mountain Of Fire (PIC) by Mrfils(m): 9:25am On Dec 11, 2014
End time things

Family / Re: Help! I Don't Know How To Tell My Wife That I Have Impregnated A Girl by Mrfils(m): 8:41pm On Dec 09, 2014
I have never complained about this new super mod that sends topics to FP...

But pls try and prove read the headings b4 u post...

Poor English!!!
Prove read?
Nawa oh #smh

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Religion / Re: PHOTOS From 'The Experience' In Lagos. by Mrfils(m): 7:45pm On Dec 07, 2014
Did they collect tithe and offerings?

Can't Imagine how much they will make. Church is a good business.
Do and drink anoda coke E-diot!
Family / Re: 26 Things That Happen When You Grow Up In An African house by Mrfils(m): 2:19pm On Dec 06, 2014
Love it. grin grin grin grin
Exactly my parents to a T esp the academics part.I got 6 A's at SSCE but a P in maths(my weak link)that P cancelled out the 6 A's automatically embarassed
Ehyaa... Chokes no show on maths day
NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Osun Corpers Holla by Mrfils(m): 9:12pm On Nov 27, 2014
I can't wait to leave here. 19 more days to go embarassed
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Guy Say This To Your Babe by Mrfils(m): 8:02pm On Nov 26, 2014
It means 5 things to me
1. Your girl could deny deny deny when u ask her what it means
2. It probably means what u think it means
3. This dude in the picture has a death wish (if it was me! angry )
4. It means he feels he may have hurt her doing whatever
5. It could mean a thousand more things. undecided
6. It could also mean u are a mumu grin
Education / Re: Serious Protest In UNIJOS Over Percieved Increase Of Fees by Mrfils(m): 2:00pm On Nov 26, 2014

You are an unserious fellow o.... I'm proud to have finished from Ujay... Next Life, I will still be a Jossite, Just that in that life, we won't permit crap from some people at all
Celebrities / Re: Emotional: Gay Couple In Tears As They Meet Their New Born For The First Time by Mrfils(m): 1:50pm On Nov 26, 2014
Help me ask o
Kai! See ur red hair and fine eyes.. U fine
And brave too grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Osun Corpers Holla by Mrfils(m): 1:45pm On Nov 26, 2014
What a stressful journey! Currently inside a wheelbarrow angry

See! I don tire. I give up! Going back home grin
Phones / Re: Charge Your Phone Using SWEAT by Mrfils(m): 1:33pm On Nov 26, 2014

Then read these "Charge your phone by SHOUTING at it"
Haha! I'll rather charge my fone by pleading with it grin
If person no chop well he go fit shout?
Phones / Re: Charge Your Phone Using SWEAT by Mrfils(m): 7:23am On Nov 26, 2014
End time kee?
yes na, the Holy books talked abt really strange things happening in this times grin

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Politics / Re: Flying Cars Is Finally Out by Mrfils(m): 12:25am On Nov 26, 2014

Patiently waiting for the chinco version tongue
Phones / Re: Charge Your Phone Using SWEAT by Mrfils(m): 12:20am On Nov 26, 2014
I think it's...

End time things angry


Education / Re: Three Dead As Military Men Open Fire On Students Of Unijos. by Mrfils(m): 9:41pm On Nov 25, 2014
I weep for innocent Nigerian students
I weep for my alma mata
I weep for our educational sector
I weep for Nigeria embarassed

NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Osun Corpers Holla by Mrfils(m): 8:27pm On Nov 25, 2014
I'll be traveling tomorrow grin

Oh wait! Pishures of the camp or adonbilivit! angry
NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Osun Corpers Holla by Mrfils(m): 8:24pm On Nov 25, 2014
Romance / Re: My Closest Friend Had Sex With My Babe by Mrfils(m): 5:50pm On Nov 25, 2014
My dear everybody is entitled to his or her own opinion.
Ok I agree. U're still fine sha
Romance / Re: My Closest Friend Had Sex With My Babe by Mrfils(m): 4:21pm On Nov 25, 2014
If that friend of urs is really happy with your relationship, he wouldn't have told you...since both of them were drunk, that doesn't count as your gal cheating on you, rather he took advantage of her drunkeness! Just discard that ur FIEND, and move on with your babe.
Misszainab and u're fine oh but whc kind advice b dis nah? undecided the girl who could leave her sick bf at home and go clubbing with his friend didn't love him in the 1st place and IMO doesn't deserve forgiveness, that is if she even asks for it sef. Cos from the look of things, the girl is tired of the relationship and was prolly seriously looking for a way out and d mofo presented one when he gocked himself by suggesting to them (that's if he did) to go on without him.
Celebrities / Re: Meet The Top 10 Nigerian Private Jet Owners Expected To Pay N100m Tax Annually by Mrfils(m): 1:49pm On Nov 25, 2014
Dont overtax the rich, this is class warfare.
Do u av a private jet?
Celebrities / Re: 9ice Rides Horse To APC Secretariat To Submit Nomination Form by Mrfils(m): 1:02pm On Nov 25, 2014
I dey cum
Oga no cum here oh! Or u go clean am angry

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Celebrities / Re: Death Has Forgotten Me Says 179 Years Old Man by Mrfils(m): 12:27pm On Nov 25, 2014
Since the Internet has brought ur matter to the only country in the world where 7 is greater than 21, just relax, u've been remembered and we're coming for u angry
Romance / Re: If A Man Tells You Any Of These Lines, Run! by Mrfils(m): 11:41am On Nov 25, 2014
So many Usain Bolt look alike in here undecided
Celebrities / Re: Emotional: Gay Couple In Tears As They Meet Their New Born For The First Time by Mrfils(m): 11:04am On Nov 25, 2014
My question is... How two of dem take father d pikin? Dem mix d...?
Phones / Re: These Are What Drains Your Smartphone Battery! by Mrfils(m): 10:57am On Nov 25, 2014
free apps drain my ba3 but paid apps don't?
Baby u too gud for me... I no fit giv u all d time u deserve... Cos I dey waka waka.. Na who go dey there for u wen hala? grin
Romance / Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Mrfils(m): 9:18pm On Nov 24, 2014
I met a lady on my way to London few months back, but I guessed she was going for her masters though we sat together and gisted all the way through. When she asked me of my mission in UK I told her I was going to buy few cloths and shoes for a friend's wedding but she thought I was lying, we exchange numbers and other contacts after 3 days I was back to Nigeria and we spoke on phone. But she thought I was a maga and she decided to ask me for 800k to offset her remaining school fees. Her not knowing I am way beyond that I decided to pay her visit this weekend to let her know 800k is not my problem to my greatest surprise immediately she saw me she jumped all over me and started kissing and caressing me leading to us having a very go romantic time together if u kno what i mean, but I think I am fallen in love with her and when I asked her about the 800k she said she was just joking.

Even as I am writing this now I am presently in her house.
Abeg somebody should advice if I be MAGA! Waiting to pay the bigger PRIZE!
Guy, get a job grin


Romance / Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Mrfils(m): 8:47pm On Nov 24, 2014
I met a girl on facebook, we became very close. I demand that she visit me but she declined saying i should come first. I ve not realy done that b4 but i was willing to do it 4 this young lady. Easter tuesday i boarded a bus from crossriver state to imo state with bag full of provisions and other goodies, arrived and paid for a hotel,called her and behold she came with a bible. She said she was coming back from bible study and she wana go home and freshing up. I gave her 1k for tp with so many things i bought for her that worths more than 10k.she said she will be coming bk later in the evening. Ok na am still waiting for her to come bk till 2day sha
Hehehahahahoho! Kai! People get liver ohh! grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Mrfils(m): 8:01pm On Nov 24, 2014

."she" who can maga her dad, fear no other maga.-Obasanjo (1989)
grin grin grin

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NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Osun Corpers Holla by Mrfils(m): 7:48pm On Nov 24, 2014
alrite dear. Are u a male or female. Nice meeting u on here. Wen are u goin to camp.
I'm male.. Whatt? That's not on my profile? shocked
The pleasure's all mine bliv me, atleast I've got u to look forward to meeting tongue
And camp? Wednesday.. Thought dat's d day it's opening
Romance / Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Mrfils(m): 7:37pm On Nov 24, 2014
Sometime ago during the very busy days of 2go. I added this random chick. We got talking. She had good command of English language which kinda put me on the edge, I was like 'kai! See Ajebo fish!!' grin

Before I knew it, this girl started telling me ancestral stories oh, of how her mum and dad are based abroad and her brothers just left to join them, and she'll be joining them too soon. That she is sad cos she misses them. I carry my own mouth find trouble wen I asked "why don't u call them?"

Only for her to relay the worst ever "magacious" format that she is seriously broke and that I (now calling me darling at this stage) should pls send her 100 credit tongue

What a poor somebody!! 100 credit?? And ur whole family's abroad?

She probably missed it somewhere I thought to myself grin

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NYSC / Re: NYSC C14 Osun Corpers Holla by Mrfils(m): 6:57pm On Nov 24, 2014
although my main reason is security cos of dis 2015 election, tho God is our greatest protector. Am happy I got osun state cos tins are cheap dere nd as a youth I wanna save. am so happy cos I knw all tins will work 2geda 4 my good by Gods grace. So cheer up nd let rock osun camp 2geda.
Ok, dat made sense.. Thanks again. Let's see if we can scribble out some fun outta what we've got.

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