Atk01:
Wow! That's lovely.
*scratches head*
At age five, I was still running around in pants and a singlet.

U try sef u wear paiynt.... Some of us

exthar87:


This is it..with sex I get money nd love

hmmmnn... Money yeah! But love? Try again

Piss here! Piss here!!





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Spot for Piss people

exthar87:
why the smile

Cos dat's d least I expected anyone to choose.. Considering how easy it has become to get it when u've got money

No 6. It was a pass-me-down from Dad! I was feeling ontop of d world,even customizing ring tones n profiles

@tontolet

eleko1:
Wic kain advice bi dat?U berra modify dat post Kia,it is a CURSE/BAD OMEN(it is as good as saying he'll not arrive'GOd forbid bad thing') :[

Ok, bt that's what I do. Jst in case u knw

eleko1:
U need deliverance of the head.May God reward U accordingly Odesion

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Ah ahn! jst an advice now, I dnt mean you any harm

exthar87:
i will pick door 3

Lumyboi:


Lmao. And the bad guy go always beat am well. Till one thing go sha happen like one sharp rod appear Frm somewhere to hit d bad guy, Or e remember as d guy shoot em wife

Hahaha on point!

justmag:
More like questions you shouldn't ask!

Yeah really! If at all, he should start from the bottom

Pray ur last prayer

In the end of d movie, when d actor finally catches d boss who killed his wife and son... He drops his gun and requests for a hand to hand, Man to man fight to the death (van Damme sabi dis one ehn)

Naija girls? Gifts? Ok.
Car, house, jet... slave.... Country, moon...
Mehhn! D list is endless oh

All I see is Op complaining about his nagging wife

LaurelP:
We guys have been made to think that we must always do anything possible to impress the female folk. I'm not against a guy loving her babe, I'm against a guy doing silly things in order to impress a lady.

The truth is that most times, these actions come back to haunt us while, we get to regret at the end.

1. Consuming too much alcohol: most guys are guilty of this especially when trying to woo a lady or when taking her to bed. This is wrong in so many ways: it will damage your health, its a temporary measure, you most times end up misbehaving and its not a guarantee that you'll succeed in wooing or performing well in bed. Besides, the lady will know that you took something and that you lack confidence and esteem. Be yourself.

2. Spending above your means: whether its buying things you don't really need in order to look rich and fly, or spoiling the lady with things you normally should not be buying. Its wrong. I see a lot of guys do this and I keep wondering to what purpose? The worst is many of them come back to their senses when its already too late!

3. Lying: I'm not talking about the small lies guys normally tell, I'm talking about bragging to a lady about what you're not. Why tell a lady your father is Dangote's brother, or you're a Chelsea player, or you work in Shell. This will make her have high expectation from you which you would be trying to live up to.

4. Badmouthing your fellow guys: Maybe a guy that is also coming after her. Its wrong for a guy to maltreat his fellow in any way because of a lady. Whether its badmouthing, fighting or quarelling with him, its not worth it.

5. Giving your values and beliefs: Maybe you're a committed Christian or Muslim, you start backsliding or become uncommitted because she told you to. You start to abandon your loved ones and family, your studies begin to nosedive and even your job sef, you become unserious. Its a very silly thing to do because when the chips are down, those are the only things that will get you going- God, your family and loved ones and your job which will put food on your table.

6. Pretending to be who you're not: there's no need to pretend to be a bad guy if you're not. There are still ladies who values good guys. U don't need to force yourself to seem confident if you're a shy guy. People will know you're just acting it up.


Add yours please...

7. Selling your father's house: some guys might want to pretend that their dad has properties around, and so may sell their father's only flat (when they went to the village for Christmas or ileya) to take the babe for vacation in Bahamas and render his siblings homeless

Hmmmnnn... What can I say




Happy Birthday to d celebrant
Wish u many more awesome years



Hmmmnnn... This has jst given me an idea..
What do u guys think abt e-proposal?

Tolulope95:
this is serious!!

Tolulope95!! Kai!!


Ok.

Hmmmnn... Dis one is sssstttrrrongg ohhh
Guess she used make up to mould a new face

Now who got Talent? :-/One stood cluelessley for a bum bum pic, d other breathed creativity to it

Op relax! No cause for alarm, she's probably jst browsing ur destiny. U knw network is normally better at night

Hahahahaha 51 Contestants? Hahahahaha ... Really? Hahahahaha

Hahaha 51 Contestants? Hahahahaha ... Really? Hahahahaha

MizMyColi:
Moderation is key, in everything.

Case in point, me.

I like to be pampered.
No sane lady doesn't.

However, some of us (ladies) are too controlling in that regard.
We expect the man to go out of his way for us, we expect him to know just what to say to us, how to and when to.
We really don't care about him, except he cares about us.
Ideally, it shouldn't be that way.

A man thinks differently from a woman, there are those times when he just can't bring himself to pamper and be all lovey dovey.
This is why it is dangerous for ladies to base their sense of self worth on people's validation.
Let all the validation you need come from within, not without.

That way, when the pampering becomes less or totally absent, you're able to carry on without loosing confidence in your man/relationship.

To both sides of the divide, I have this to say.

A healthy relationship is about so many + factors.
One major + factor is; Compromise, healthy compromise.

Do u normally develop this somewhere before typing it on here? Your talk is sleek. Marry me. Of course, if....

Kinkybraids:


I just don't understand why he thought this... We went out for food and I paid for myself because I didnt want to give him the wrong impression. Every-time he would try and flirt I would change the subject.

But he no one can truly know what goes on in a mans mind

Yeah, even d Bible agrees with u. The heart of man (both sexes) is desperately wicked, who can knw it?

Jst b cool with him though, n try to kill d lights as possible

End time things...



Op, u're right BTW...



He thought u were completely into him at dis stage or jst anoda of d easy do-and-getaway girls lying erywhr these days.

IMO, he deserved more dan what he got, for failing to do his homework.

Gflat:


Yeah, was thinking about that but she would still know i am up to something...i wanna catch her unaware...or should i chat her up on whatsapp now?

U wanna catch her unawares? Ok. Jst call her 2days from now. Tell her it's u again, u want to tell her something and she should listen 1st before saying anything. That u like her. It's been on ur mind but u didn't knw d best way to break it since u both probably dnt knw each other. Tell her u'll like to take her out n u're patient enuf to start as friends . be blunt, she's probably heard those same words in many different ways.


If she no gree, abuse her father n delete her number from ur fone, and her voice n face from ur head

Hmmmnn... This one is sssstttrrrongg!
He should try taking d procold 1st as someone suggested earlier

Everybody wait!!!































Which kind of kiss is dat

Baby bump or belly fat
Anyway, we'll b sure in some few months time...
wish all d best sha

kayjasper:
Do you find me cute & pretty enough for you?
I can't promise u this pictures of mine will be up for long.
Just 5 minutes and they will be off.
Imcase u didn't see them...oops...sorry, you will not see anyone ever as pretty as me!

Check em pix below!

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Hey! Oya post 'em again!

C hyn soccer boot and hyn grandma wrapper

#Surulere indeed