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Ade met his friend kola, 2 years after school and Kola was driving a sleek Mercedes Benz. Ade went home weeping and feeling awful for himself... What Ade didn't know was that kola had been sent to run an errand with the car....
Seyi nagged her husband always for not being romantic by not getting down to open the car door for her as Ngozi's husband did when he dropped her at work. Seyi didn't know that Ngozi's husband's car was faulty and the door could only be opened from outside...
Life does not have a universal measuring tool, so create yours and use it...
Looking at people and comparing yourself with them will never make you happy, you'd continue to have pains of what's not even real...
Be contented with what you have and in everything, give thanks to God!
Have a great week ahead!!!

Hummmm..... etisalat has brought them together

Nigeria will get there some day..

....And na person wife be that oo

Jonathan removed FUEL SUBSIDY in 2012, they took to the streets to PROTEST.
They called Jonathan names and even turned OJOTA, Lagos to carnival of PROTEST.
Now that they are in power, they want to REMOVE the same SUBSIDY they protested against.
Una don see ‪#‎APCscam‬?

it is a greeting said by a lot of Nigerians while some other Nigerians sees it as a ridiculous question.
One morning after greeting a lady, I decided to ask her "how was your Night? She replied "what's your businesses in knowing how my Night was?"
The truth of the Matter is, people are different which means that we do not reson alike.

What's your take about it?

The President of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari is set to visit Nigeria on December 2, 2015. All citizens of Nigeria are enjoined to make this rare visit a welcome one so that he may extend the visit from the original one day stay to at least three days before he leaves to attend to more global pressing issues.

Regards.
Mr Free

Those legs Mehn..... Timaya dey enjoy sha

In 2015, the World Health Organisation released a report on bleaching that did not really surprise anyone.
According to the report, Nigeria has the highest number of women bleaching their skin in Africa. Nigeria polled a whopping 77 percent compared to Togo’s 59 percent. Even outside the country, in far places like Dubai, business is booming for people who sell, among other cosmetics, skin lighting products. In our part of the world, one in every 10 dark skinned persons is now a patron of bleaching products, whether consciously or not. Most of us have come across at least one lady who attempts to whiten her skin. They are easily identifiable by the uneven patches of darker skin fading away and the dark colour still retained by the joints, the elbows and knuckles. Those who who successfully bleach look almost ghostly, because even with the new skin tone on top, there is an underlying layer of dark skin that makes them look slightly off-colour.
Usually the preferred method is to use lightening lotions and soaps. Some may use stringent facial cleansers, body scrubs, and even anti-fungal creams in order to bring out their inner beauty. There are even rumours of a particular drug designed to help flush out impurities and lighten the skin. Disparaging comments are usually made verbally or on social networks about people who bleach. Somebody on Facebook once posted the question to his friends, “why do girls bleach?” The question, till date, is still valid. Why do girls – sometimes boys – bleach their skin?

The first reason is the societal attitude towards fair girls. They are considered more beautiful. And why not? Their skin is more eye-catching than regular brown or dark chocolate skin. Light coloured skin is thought to be a sign of wealth, since maintaining it under this weather is rather expensive. This attitude is traceable to age-long impressions of inferiority in the average African towards the white man. Another reason is the men. Most guys are more attracted to girls with light skin and seem to treat them with more respect. The music entertainment industry does not help matters one bit, by featuring half caste or white girls in music videos. That way, they poison the minds of the dark skinned girls who will now consider themselves not beautiful enough to be featured in these videos.
Apart from this blow to self-esteem, bleaching has several dangerous medical consequences. Hydroquinone, a bleaching agent found in most skin lightening products, suppresses the production of melanin, reducing the skin’s natural shield against the sun’s ultraviolet rays increasing the risk of skin cancer. It also penetrates the skin and causes damage to connective tissue, inducing premature aging. Mercury, another toxin found in bleaching creams, causes cancer. Bleaching brings out rashes and unsightly blotches on the skin surface and weakens the skin so that it cannot be stitched when cut. If the chemicals are absorbed in the bloodstream they can cause organ failure and brain damage.

The society needs a complete attitude adjustment concerning the meaning of true beauty. The phrase “black is beautiful” needs to be revived both in speech and action. The entertainment industry has a responsibility to promote the image of dark skinned Africans as the essence of true natural beauty. The rest of us have to learn to take pride in how we are made. The truth is that no one else will do it for us. It must begin with us.

Source: http://www.naijaonpoint.com/features/nigeria-has-the-highest-number-of-women-bleaching-their-skin-in-africa-who.html

Agric and Natural Resources Audu Ogbeh (Benue)
Agric and Natural Resources Geoffrey Onyema (Enugu)
Attorney General, James Ocholi (Kogi)
Aviation Sen Hadi Sirika (Katsina)
Defence Abdulrahman Dambazau(Kano)
Defence (State) Dan Ali (Zamfara)
Education . Isaac Adewole (Osun)
FCT (State) Solomon Dalong (Plateau)
Federal Capital Territory Abubakar Bawa Bwari (Niger)
Finance Okechukwu Enelamah (Abia)
Finance (State) Kemi Adeosun (Ogun)
Foreign Affairs . Kayode Fayemi- (Ekiti)
Foreign Affairs (State) Adamu Adamu (Bauchi)
Health Osagie Ehanire (Edo)
Information, Communication Technology Lai Mohammed (Kwara)
Interior Cladius Omoleye Daramola (Ondo)
Labour Prof Anthony Onwuka (Imo)
Mines and Steel Development Abubakar Malami (Kebbi)
National Planning Amina Mohammed (Gombe)
Niger Delta Affairs Rotimi Amaechi
Niger Delta Affairs (State) Pastor Usani Uguru (Cross River)
Petroleum Ibe Kachikwu (Delta)
Police Affairs Chris Ngige (Anambra)
Power Babatunde Fashola (Lagos)
Sports & Youth Development Heineken Lokpobiri (Bayelsa)
Trade and Investment Udo Udo Udoma (Akwa Ibom)
Trade and Investment (State) Zainab Ahmed (Kaduna)
Women Affairs Hajia Khadija Bukar Ibrahim (Yobe)
Works & Transport Ogbonaya Onu- (Ebonyi) Ogbonaya Onu- (Ebonyi)
Works (State) Barr. Adebayo Shittu (Oyo)

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texzola:
U got 2 be kiddin me Bro"

AM serious and not kidding

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ValerianSteel:
Typical of a dumb Nigerian to ask.

Hummmmmm...... What a pity

My Dear Nairalanders,

I have been dating this lady over a year now.
When she got to school, she started posting her Pictures with this Muslim guy,
At times she does a Pic Mix of the guy and hers (Joining both pictures together)
on several occasion,
When I asked her she said he is her school father, both she addresses him as
Sweetheart on Facebook and always tags him on all the pictures she uploads and
lots more.
She does not call me, I do the calling.
She stays alone off campus but when I call her at Night around 10 pm,11 pm I hear voices
of males at the background. There was a day I called her around 11:30 pm she told me that
she saw off a male friend of hers.

Should I continue with the relationship? or Am I wasting my time?

Please I need you cogent advice and if you have any question feel free to ask me, I will answer.
Thanks for understanding as I wait for your response.

ValerianSteel:
Argentina,Norway,Demark,Chile,South Africa were among the First Nations to legalize gay marriage.

Guess what they still stand strong today as powerful nations.

Nigerians and fuuccked up mentality.

Are you a gay Bro?
Tell us and lets know if you are a gay.

Don Jazzy sabi better thing ooo.


and for the Lady.... why she no go talk yes? Don Jazzy for that Matter....

Hummmm..... Rick Ross dey enjoy be that oooo

naughtynaughty:
She dosnt mean or face..she meant ur john thomas, I mean ur cucumba

I don't understand you pls expatiate

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JumpingChicken:
It means she wants to show it to her family and friends or babalawo.

Na die be dat oooooo

love portion things, wetin you think?

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DopeBoiRapy:
mrfree u r very ironic, in fact ur d epitome of irony...lolzzz. u dont free like things yet ur username is mrfree smh lol

I am Mr Free because I give out things for Free and do not go after free things.

Thanks for Understanding.

Fraih:
And ur username names you free. ..
#not my biz anyway

I am Mr Free because I give out things for Free and do not go after free things.

Thanks for Understanding.

So when others are sleeping, I should be awake browsing just for free? Poverty is not my portion!!!

Coolest--- Cool Ice

Wackest---- Ugbede Ninja

Please Caption this Photo!

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My Dear Nairalanders,

Please help me, am confused I want to know what it means, because she started the chat and requested for my pictures.

Thanks as you comment.