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lysaa ur YIM is the only thing am lacking to complete my world

u ain't responding

@ jaymobb

wake up

wake up

U're two steps to ur grave already 


@ Lysaa

My Yim is on na 

Lysaa, wat gingo? soft drink u drank from his bottle

Lysaa wat's over btw u both

[size=28pt]The answer is very obvious [/size] 

Lysaa, let make out tonyt (on YIM)

What abt Failure to prepare

The answer is very obvious

You said the same thing yester night

Coward!

intimacy?

Guy, English is not frustration    piss off

Are you leaving me all by myself on this cold cold nyt

A good clean joke is hard to find these days

It all gud https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif

A man walks into a ladies apparel store and askes to buy a simple white bra for his wife. The sales clerk asks the gentleman what size he was looking for.

He was perplexed and was holding his hands as though he was holding something and looking at them.

The clerk wanting to help asked the man, "Are they the size of Grapefruit?"

"No," said the man. "Much smaller."

"Oranges?" asked the clerk.

"No, smaller" said the man.

"Eggs," asked the salesclerk.

"Yes," said the man gleefully. "Fried!"

Am still https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/2.gif o, besides, what cooking https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/1.gif

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and as that was the time he suspected cockfights occurred in the village, he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.

"No, No" he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up.

"No, No" he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them." Half the women stood up.

"No, No" he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the nuns stood up.

Koleyewon o

Lysaa y na, av fallen in love with the way u smile at my jokes, now you saiding have never maded you laugh before

Over bottled

mukina2:
na wetin be this o

just tipsy

Moyola:
let 9ice catch yu!!

what'd say

lysaa:
nice attempt but i got news for ya. . i think there's a baby on the way from the first time

lysaa, under my nose

i was thinking same

Nice shot