₦airaland Forum

Just for lighter mood. buh i tink all d xracters dia are male.

wanlahi tanlahi, if dis blood sucking canibals are not put to check nd brot down, dey will b d next boko harram nd even more deadly.

Abeg oga president( shu gaban kasa Naijeria) talk to ur brodas nd bring dem down or dey will soon make ur government ungovernable like ur other brodas did and are still doing.

Wanlahi tanlahi, if dis blood sucking canibals are not checkd nd brot down, i bet dey will b next boko harram and dey are going to b more deadly.

Abeg oga president( shu gaban kasa Naijeria) talk to ur brodas and bring dem down, b4 dey also make ur governmnt ungovernable.

twoondei:
Lagos is a stressful place to live in.

Just one twitch in someone's head, and your whole day can get completely ruined in traffic.

You spend a lot buying fuel, spend more on accommodation, pay more for everything and still end up in traffic.

If your house isn't close to work, no savings!

I de tell u... D uneasy life there is unimaginable.. I pray nver to find myself living in a place lik Lagos.

Geesanni:
goodafter nairaland,i jst finised my nysc some few years ago,coudnt get a high paying job as an oil well engineer,i became fustrated but settle for an average pay job in an i.t company as a software engineer.i then needed an accomodation,so me and my new divorce aunty decided to stay together so as to save cost.Meanwhile she had travelled to bury her 11yrs daughter that jst died of accident,so i was the one that search for agent and secure a room and parlour self contain in lagos.my agent introduce me to the landlord(60yrs plus of age),i told him t point blank that it is me and my aunty that is staying together,showed him my i.d card and agree on the amount as(180k for house rent,agreement and agent fee 60k plus 10k refundable damages).Notwithstanding,i have missed 2 good houses i wanted initially even for 150k so i had no choice than to accept the 180k house because the house doesnt worth it.i was also travelling to kano for a field job of which am suppose to stay two weeks,so i called the agent dat am coming,with my money and but am coming with some of my loads because i wud be travelling for field work the nextday,and i dont want to miss the house again and need to sec ure the house with some of my load but am not sleeping or staying there till i come back from 2 wks travelling.the agent said no wahala since my coming with my money.
when i got to the agent with some of my loads,he said why should i come with load,i was so angry dat i said but the agent himself said i can come wth some of my load,(thank god i had a witness when i called the agent if i can come with load and dat same witness too was very angry because he came also with me.)so we headed to meet the landlord,i brought out the money(220k out of 250k i was suppose to pay in total sum and said after when i come back from travelling in 2wks i will balance up and also emphasized i and my aunty is staying together,he agreed ,i paid with an eyewitness and two agent present.i then made a wriiten statement of which we all signed (but the landlord refused to sign)and the landlord kept it,but on the landlord getting to know i came with my load,he changed his mouth dat rent is still 180k,agreement is 70k instead of 60k we agreed earlier,10k for damages and 12k for water yearly which i must pay with my rent,i was so angry,12k for water then why was it flat.i HAD NO CHOICE BUT I agreed(now total sum of 272k).i put in some of my load and left immediately back to my former house.i travelled 3days later and came back after two weeks and balance up,then i ask for receipt but he said he wud give me later(i taught d 12k water fee was for fuel incase there is no light because he sells water,but NO, and HE DOES not even pump water to the flat if there is no light) .After 1wks,my aunty came back to lagos and i brought her in.To my greatest surprise the landlord rebuke me,spark,rage and said i have no right to bring my aunty to stay with me with her(3kids).i go to work and come back late everyday so he want me to always leave empty house and stay only on wknd. i got angry called the agent and told him if i never said i was staying with my aunty,the agent confirmed i said dat but the landlord then changed his mouth dat he thought she was single and i should come and collect my money,i begged him(for 5days) like a cool dude of which am not suppose to do.
He disagree, because i dont want to go to the stress of looking for a house again.i ,my aGENT and aunty WENT TO search for a new house in dat area(because of job location)and got a good one better and cheap (150k).we approached my landlord he should give us our 272k which he said he wud give us,he said he must follow us to the new house and pay by himself.he refused to give us the money and later plead with us to stay.i was so pissed off dat my mind was totally not interested to stay again,but my aunty plead wth me dat we shud stay and 4get wat happen.we stayed, everyday was more fustrating in the house by the man.he wud never let my 3 nieces (little kid )be and get angry unneccesarilly.
Meanwhile i ask for receipt always and he refuses to give us dat he wud give us later. after 4 months(refusing to give us receipt),he called me oneday, when my aunty has travelled leaving his 3 kid with me and said i should fill a form,i read the form and saw dat it was agreement form.
To my greatest surprise,i saw dat he gave a condition in the form that anytime the he needs his house dat am entithle to one mouth quick notice only( instead of 6 months because we pay 1 year rent).i became mad again,but dis time i demanded we needed our receipt first,he said no until i fill dat his form b4 we will collect our receipt.DIS MAN PLEAD with US TO STAY,HE REFUSE TO REFUND OUR MONEY AFTER 2WKS WE PACKED IN,AND UP TILL NOW (4 MONTHS)HE REFUSES TO GIVE ME MY RECEIPT THREATENING ME WITH PARTIAL QUICK NOTICE DAT AM ENTITHLE TO 1 MONTH.PLS FELLOW NAIRALANDER AND NIGERIANS,AS A FELLOW FUSTRATED YOUNG GUY MANAGING HIMSELF,AN OLD MAN WANT TO TAKE AWAY D LABOUR I SWEAT FOR OUT OF FUSTRATION(272K, HE USE MY MONEY FOR BUSSINESS FOR 4 MONTHS AND WANT TO DUMP ME) NOW DAT HE FELT HE HAS USE ME FOR MAKING MONEY.I NEED A HELP URGENTLY,ADVICE ,AN NGO ,LAGOS STATE HOUSING MANAGEMENT,AND A CIVIL DEFENCE LAWYER TO COME TO MY HELP BECAUSE AM LIKE A WOUNDED LION PUSHED TO THE WALL DAT CAN DO ANYTHING TO REVENGE THE LANDLORD,I MAY MAKE HEADLINE(4 BAD NEWS DAT HAPPEN TO A WHOLE COMPOUND) SOONEST IF AM NOT BEEN HELP BY NECESSARY AUTHORITY because I CRY WHILE WALKING AND THE LANDLORD IS MAKING HELL OUT OF ME AND MY PPLE.PLS NAIRALAND AND NIGERIANS PLS HELP ME.u can email me on gee.koko@yahoo.com.au for help ,i stay in lagos, HELP ME ABEG ,NA OJODU BERGER FOR OLOWORA NEAR OMOLE PHASE 2 LAGOS STATE(INFACT N0 8 ALFRED AKEN STREET OLOWORA OJODU BERGER LAGOS STATE,HIS NO IS 08034343551),I HEARD FROM STREET PEOPLE DAT ABOUT FIVE CO-TENENTS HAVE PACKED OUT IN DAT HOUSE B4 THEIR HOUSE RENT EXPIRE DUE TO THE MALTREATMENT OF THE LANDLORD.THANKS

My broda, i can feel ur rage and d heat of ur adrenalin. Its quit unfotnate dat dos jobless old men who are privledg to own propertis in Eko are stil bein d old wicked haggs dat de are.
Pls try nd calm urself nd folow it maturely nd legally. Make consultions for human right lawyers dat can handle it. And if d man is not careful he may sell d house to pay for his criminal intentions nd damages to u.

But u should hv created a seperate thread on this issue wr nairalanders wil c it well.

I think every rapist is a 90% animal and should b treated as such, talk more of this one dat looks like a ghoreala with d face of hippopotemous. I wish any one found guilty of dis horrible act should b castrated and jailed 27 yrs.

Our Law makers pls take note!

Jeeeeezzzz..... dis is way out of it. y must we take evrytin to d xtreem? Dis is very bad for ones health nd could even b life threatening.

Besides, this is just d genesis of his real life adventure.
May he not turn to a sculpture in ancient cafe bfor his results come out.:-P

Dis supposedly happening has been spreading, and its sounding true, but we still hav to wait for d second party to respond. Hwever, we still expect any picture evidence and other witnesses.

But,.may our fear concerning dis admnistration's position in religious and tribal differences not come to lime-light.

we are watching and hoping to continue to proudly chorus d rythm " one nation bound in freedm, peace and unity"

NANS! for crying out loud, are u gradually turning the use to be Power & Strength of Nigerian students in d national platform into a student political party? It is so shamful to hear that d young boy who goes to school and return does no longer no d way to return from skul.

When did Nigeria political issues becom national students issue and interest? Is dis d bad educational administrative problems and inadequate educational imput in our higher institutions and gross level of corruption in our educational system dat dey should try and fight against?

Its quit unfortunate dat Nigeria has been a sceen of dramas and play where every tom and dick wants to play a part. But my dear NANS brothers nd sisters out dia, be wise! Do not fall for d gimicks of d magicians. And dont play for urselves d music u cannot dance!

If there is one thing I will want Mr Seun nd d mods tp really put a check on, its this alarming explosive of tribalistic nd ethnocentric ring of titans that Nairaland is about to b turnd into. It is tru dat we re a nation of multi ethnic group, but must we degenerate our brothers value to feel more better or important dan d other? We shoul all remember dat nobody was even born a saint. Even u dat is dia condeming anoda, how much of a sinless, evilfree nd crimefree are u?

Pls let us use our valued time and b intelligent enof to discuss better tins for our future nd pray for dis our only country to survive all dis urgly trend she has been facing.

Whether we like it or not, we are still Nigerians untill ant other wise. So lets have it in mind dat crime is a common threat anywr( wot u do, i may not do, wot i dont do, u may do).

Mr. Seun, I bliv u had goals nd objectives while establishing dis best and largest online forum in West Africa, pls dont allow such things dat will speak nagetive of d forum stop d platform from d positive achievmnts it sets to achieve.

God bless us all nd God bless Nigeria.

men in da street taking it to d next levle. bu is it just wot it!!!

Thanx broh. Yes he has graduated 2 yrs ago nd has his senate approved result. thanx for d guide.

Pls guys, i need some clerification. A friend of mine will b 30 by Nov dis year, but he is planning to go for youth service next year March. Will he still be eligible base on the age? I hear that the age bracket must not be more than 30yrs.
pls anyone with more better info on this should help. Thanx

We are in an era being referred to as “the computer age” but because of how technology is seriously advancing day after day, it is now referred to as “digital age”. You will agree with me that a whole lot of things in our today world have gone digital. Information, education, music, business and services, health etc , have to a large extent been affected positively by technology (digital innovations)

Are you out there thinking of a business to do or where to employ yourself part-time or full-time, I want to let you know that I have a very wonderful business idea and opportunity for you. This business is about printing pictures taken with phones or smart phones, blackberry, i pad, i phone for people around you and far from you and be smiling to the bank.
You will agree with me that with the advent of smart phones, pictures are now been taken by people more with their phones than the less patronized photo studios. Taking photos or pictures with phones are more common with ladies as research show. And they are strongly in need of having the pictures printed out in hard copies. But there are no or less opportunities for that apart from a few photo studios that render such service with a lot of difference in terms of the picture and paper quality compared to the selphy photo printer.
I carried out a survey online and offline and discovered that 99% of the respondents mostly ladies are so hungry about printing their pictures from the phone memory card. And they are willing to pay as much as #200 for a copy. This is a very attractive business and money making opportunity for anyone who wants to make extra cash or get into full time business with this hot seasoning new business opportunity. Imagine printing at least 20 copies of pictures for people every day at #200 a copy, this is what you’ll be generating: 20 copies x #200 = #4000, #4000 x 7days = #28000, #28000 x 4weeks(1 month) = #112,000. And out of the #112000, subtract #30000 from #112000, you will be earning a profit of #82000. the only expenses you will make will be about #30000 used in purchasing the photo paper and ribbon that cost #6000 for a pack of 108 paper cards and 3 rolls of ribbon. The above amount could be the least amount you could generate doing this business because you could be printing 40 to 50 copies per day depending on your time and market.
Now, this is how it works, the printing machine is called CP900 or CP910 Selphy Digital Photo Printer. It comes in black and white colour. It is very handy and can be taken to any where conveniently. It prints directly from digital cameras with the aid of connection cable and from smart phones, blackberry, iphone, and ipad through Wifi connectivity or through memory card reader within 1 minute. This is how it goes, the machine is powered by electricity or its battery, turn it on, take your phone switch on the wifi connection, enter the access code it shows you, select the picture you want to print from your phone and send, it appears on the ICD screen of the machine, press print and in less than 1 minute, you have your picture. But for this business idea and venture, it is done in a more effective way which is using what is called card Reader or SD micro card adapter where you slot in the memory card from the phone containing the picture to be printed and you print the picture from there.
For more detailed info. click here; www.moneyfotoprinting..com

For further inquiries, call or mail:
08097838784
smartteckk@gmail.com

Steesaadiq:
I would need the info., please. this is my email:amosusulogbo@gmail.com. thanks

Thanx.for requesting the info detail. I hv sent it to you. Though its on the tread already.
Cheers!

conquerour:
integritygroup.co@gmail.com

I have sent it to. Though d info detail is on the trade already. Just click nd go tru. www.moneyfotoprinting..com

We are in an era being referred to as “the computer age” but because of how technology is seriously advancing day after day, it is now referred to as “digital age”. You will agree with me that a whole lot of things in our today world have gone digital. Information, education, music, business and services, health etc , have to a large extent been affected positively by technology (digital innovations)

Are you out there thinking of a business to do or where to employ yourself part-time or full-time, I want to let you know that I have a very wonderful business idea and opportunity for you. This business is about printing pictures taken with phones or smart phones, blackberry, i pad, i phone for people around you and far from you and be smiling to the bank.
You will agree with me that with the advent of smart phones, pictures are now been taken by people more with their phones than the less patronized photo studios. Taking photos or pictures with phones are more common with ladies as research show. And they are strongly in need of having the pictures printed out in hard copies. But there are no or less opportunities for that apart from a few photo studios that render such service with a lot of difference in terms of the picture and paper quality compared to the selphy photo printer.
I carried out a survey online and offline and discovered that 99% of the respondents mostly ladies are so hungry about printing their pictures from the phone memory card. And they are willing to pay as much as #200 for a copy. This is a very attractive business and money making opportunity for anyone who wants to make extra cash or get into full time business with this hot seasoning new business opportunity. Imagine printing at least 20 copies of pictures for people every day at #200 a copy, this is what you’ll be generating: 20 copies x #200 = #4000, #4000 x 7days = #28000, #28000 x 4weeks(1 month) = #112,000. And out of the #112000, subtract #30000 from #112000, you will be earning a profit of #82000. the only expenses you will make will be about #30000 used in purchasing the photo paper and ribbon that cost #6000 for a pack of 108 paper cards and 3 rolls of ribbon. The above amount could be the least amount you could generate doing this business because you could be printing 40 to 50 copies per day depending on your time and market.
Now, this is how it works, the printing machine is called CP900 or CP910 Selphy Digital Photo Printer. It comes in black and white colour. It is very handy and can be taken to any where conveniently. It prints directly from digital cameras with the aid of connection cable and from smart phones, blackberry, iphone, and ipad through Wifi connectivity or through memory card reader within 1 minute. This is how it goes, the machine is powered by electricity or its battery, turn it on, take your phone switch on the wifi connection, enter the access code it shows you, select the picture you want to print from your phone and send, it appears on the ICD screen of the machine, press print and in less than 1 minute, you have your picture. But for this business idea and venture, it is done in a more effective way which is using what is called Card Reader where you slot in the memory card from the phone containing the picture to be printed and you print the picture from there.

For more detailed information on how to take advantage of this innovative untapped business opportunity, click here: www.moneyfotoprinting..com For more enquiries, mail me at smartteckk@gmail.com or call 08097838784

We are in an era being referred to as “the computer age” but because of how technology is seriously advancing day after day, it is now referred to as “digital age”. You will agree with me that a whole lot of things in our today world have gone digital. Information, education, music, business and services, health etc , have to a large extent been affected positively by technology (digital innovations)

Are you out there thinking of a business to do or where to employ yourself part-time or full-time, I want to let you know that I have a very wonderful business idea and opportunity for you. This business is about printing pictures taken with phones or smart phones, blackberry, i pad, i phone for people around you and far from you and be smiling to the bank.
You will agree with me that with the advent of smart phones, pictures are now been taken by people more with their phones than the less patronized photo studios. Taking photos or pictures with phones are more common with ladies as research show. And they are strongly in need of having the pictures printed out in hard copies. But there are no or less opportunities for that apart from a few photo studios that render such service with a lot of difference in terms of the picture and paper quality compared to the selphy photo printer.
I carried out a survey online and offline and discovered that 99% of the respondents mostly ladies are so hungry about printing their pictures from the phone memory card. And they are willing to pay as much as #200 for a copy. This is a very attractive business and money making opportunity for anyone who wants to make extra cash or get into full time business with this hot seasoning new business opportunity. Imagine printing at least 20 copies of pictures for people every day at #200 a copy, this is what you’ll be generating: 20 copies x #200 = #4000, #4000 x 7days = #28000, #28000 x 4weeks(1 month) = #112,000. And out of the #112000, subtract #30000 from #112000, you will be earning a profit of #82000. the only expenses you will make will be about #30000 used in purchasing the photo paper and ribbon that cost #6000 for a pack of 108 paper cards and 3 rolls of ribbon. The above amount could be the least amount you could generate doing this business because you could be printing 40 to 50 copies per day depending on your time and market.
Now, this is how it works, the printing machine is called CP900 or CP910 Selphy Digital Photo Printer. It comes in black and white colour. It is very handy and can be taken to any where conveniently. It prints directly from digital cameras with the aid of connection cable and from smart phones, blackberry, iphone, and ipad through Wifi connectivity or through memory card reader within 1 minute. This is how it goes, the machine is powered by electricity or its battery, turn it on, take your phone switch on the wifi connection, enter the access code it shows you, select the picture you want to print from your phone and send, it appears on the ICD screen of the machine, press print and in less than 1 minute, you have your picture. But for this business idea and venture, it is done in a more effective way which is using what is called Card Reader or SD micro card adapter where you slot in the memory card from the phone containing the picture to be printed and you print the picture from there.
For more detailed info. click here; www.moneyfotoprinting..com

For further inquiries, call or mail:
08097838784
smartteckk@gmail.com

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We are in an era being referred to as “the computer age” but because of how technology is seriously advancing day after day, it is now referred to as “digital age”. You will agree with me that a whole lot of things in our today world have gone digital. Information, education, music, business and services, health etc , have to a large extent been affected positively by technology (digital innovations)

Are you out there thinking of a business to do or where to employ yourself part-time or full-time, I want to let you know that I have a very wonderful business idea and opportunity for you. This business is about printing pictures taken with phones or smart phones, blackberry, i pad, i phone for people around you and far from you and be smiling to the bank.
You will agree with me that with the advent of smart phones, pictures are now been taken by people more with their phones than the less patronized photo studios. Taking photos or pictures with phones are more common with ladies as research show. And they are strongly in need of having the pictures printed out in hard copies. But there are no or less opportunities for that apart from a few photo studios that render such service with a lot of difference in terms of the picture and paper quality compared to the selphy photo printer.
I carried out a survey online and offline and discovered that 99% of the respondents mostly ladies are so hungry about printing their pictures from the phone memory card. And they are willing to pay as much as #200 for a copy. This is a very attractive business and money making opportunity for anyone who wants to make extra cash or get into full time business with this hot seasoning new business opportunity. Imagine printing at least 20 copies of pictures for people every day at #200 a copy, this is what you’ll be generating: 20 copies x #200 = #4000, #4000 x 7days = #28000, #28000 x 4weeks(1 month) = #112,000. And out of the #112000, subtract #30000 from #112000, you will be earning a profit of #82000. the only expenses you will make will be about #30000 used in purchasing the photo paper and ribbon that cost #6000 for a pack of 108 paper cards and 3 rolls of ribbon. The above amount could be the least amount you could generate doing this business because you could be printing 40 to 50 copies per day depending on your time and market.
Now, this is how it works, the printing machine is called CP900 or CP910 Selphy Digital Photo Printer. It comes in black and white colour. It is very handy and can be taken to any where conveniently. It prints directly from digital cameras with the aid of connection cable and from smart phones, blackberry, iphone, and ipad through Wifi connectivity or through memory card reader within 1 minute. This is how it goes, the machine is powered by electricity or its battery, turn it on, take your phone switch on the wifi connection, enter the access code it shows you, select the picture you want to print from your phone and send, it appears on the ICD screen of the machine, press print and in less than 1 minute, you have your picture. But for this business idea and venture, it is done in a more effective way which is using what is called Card Reader where you slot in the memory card from the phone containing the picture to be printed and you print the picture from there.
For more detailed information on how to take advantage of this innovative untapped business opportunity, send a mail to smartteck@gmail.com with the subject Money Photo Printer or send your email address here and i will send you the details.

But you can now get the full details by clicking: www.moneyfotoprinting..com

We are in an era being referred to as “the computer age” but because of how technology is seriously advancing day after day, it is now referred to as “digital age”. You will agree with me that a whole lot of things in our today world have gone digital. Information, education, music, business and services, health etc , have to a large extent been affected positively by technology (digital innovations)

Are you out there thinking of a business to do or where to employ yourself part-time or full-time, I want to let you know that I have a very wonderful business idea and opportunity for you. This business is about printing pictures taken with phones or smart phones, blackberry, i pad, i phone for people around you and far from you and be smiling to the bank.
You will agree with me that with the advent of smart phones, pictures are now been taken by people more with their phones than the less patronized photo studios. Taking photos or pictures with phones are more common with ladies as research show. And they are strongly in need of having the pictures printed out in hard copies. But there are no or less opportunities for that apart from a few photo studios that render such service with a lot of difference in terms of the picture and paper quality compared to the selphy photo printer.
I carried out a survey online and offline and discovered that 99% of the respondents mostly ladies are so hungry about printing their pictures from the phone memory card. And they are willing to pay as much as #200 for a copy. This is a very attractive business and money making opportunity for anyone who wants to make extra cash or get into full time business with this hot seasoning new business opportunity. Imagine printing at least 20 copies of pictures for people every day at #200 a copy, this is what you’ll be generating: 20 copies x #200 = #4000, #4000 x 7days = #28000, #28000 x 4weeks(1 month) = #112,000. And out of the #112000, subtract #30000 from #112000, you will be earning a profit of #82000. the only expenses you will make will be about #30000 used in purchasing the photo paper and ribbon that cost #6000 for a pack of 108 paper cards and 3 rolls of ribbon. The above amount could be the least amount you could generate doing this business because you could be printing 40 to 50 copies per day depending on your time and market.
Now, this is how it works, the printing machine is called CP900 or CP910 Selphy Digital Photo Printer. It comes in black and white colour. It is very handy and can be taken to any where conveniently. It prints directly from digital cameras with the aid of connection cable and from smart phones, blackberry, iphone, and ipad through Wifi connectivity or through memory card reader within 1 minute. This is how it goes, the machine is powered by electricity or its battery, turn it on, take your phone switch on the wifi connection, enter the access code it shows you, select the picture you want to print from your phone and send, it appears on the ICD screen of the machine, press print and in less than 1 minute, you have your picture. But for this business idea and venture, it is done in a more effective way which is using what is called Card Reader where you slot in the memory card from the phone containing the picture to be printed and you print the picture from there.
For more detailed information on how to take advantage of this innovative untapped business opportunity, send me a mail with the subject; ’Money Photo Printing ’ to smartteckk@gmail.com or you can send your mail address here and i will send you the details.

You can now get the details here: www.moneyfotoprinting..com

And the so called government is trying to dialogue with them for exchage of thier held captives.

One of their governors Ahmed Shetima, is proposing amnesty for them as well. AMNESTY FOR PEAPLE THAT HAVE KILLED OVER 15000 NIGERIANS? AND ARE STILL KILLING. Does it mean that these inhumans and agents of darkness are going to take ova their own country as the profess.

GMB said he will wipe them off in 30 months.... we are still waiting!

RIP to d dead.

kachiz:
#Day2 #03/06/2015

I woke up by some minutes past 3am. I am not sure if the mosquitoes went ahead to carry out their plans. I am actually one of those few gifted people who whenever they lie down to sleep, they mean business and sleep. Nothing else from the outside world ever mattered during this sleep phase.

I still don't know how I was able to wake up by that time. The sleep was actually less than 2 hours, but an Otondo should be equal to any task.
Then came our bathing time, we had an outdoor Jacuzzi, I swear the morning was like throwback Marist Academy. The moment was magical to me, I don't expect you to understand.

We had our bath, went to the parade ground. We were now taught the NYSC anthem. It sounded cool even though I cant still sing it on my own. There is also a part of the anthem that I have sworn not to follow them and sing, the part they say "under the sun and in the rain". Today, the sun didn't come out but the rain dealt with us because we called it to come, I wasn't that surprised. Then the national anthem, will you believe that I couldn't recite our own anthem. Smh for me.

We now prayed and went back to seat on that floor again to complete the registration. This time around I felt more relaxed. I assumed the cemented floor to be a high quality sofa without back rest. it was till after some six hours plus that I got my kit and was assigned to platoon 8. Actually, It made me feel kind of good. But bad is never far fetched from any kind of good and of all the things in the kit, it was only the face cap that matched my head. I walked about in that hall for the next 2hours so that I will be able to do trade by barter with another person who had the same issue. Everybody's kit had one comma or the other. The khaki in particular was like canopy when I tried it on.
I missed lunch today because I was looking for who to trade with. NYSC I have missed you guys chaw 3times in a row, it wasn't going to happen again.

Parade!! was the next that came by 3:30pm. How was I supposed to go and start jumping up and down when the only thing that had found its way into my stomach today was just the free oxygen that everybody else was breathing and 2 sachets of water that I took too.

I wore the white shorts and polo and stepped out with the others. I don't know what heaven feels like but I think I had a glimpse of it during this moment, "heavenly feeling".

The next day was swearing in, so this soldier tried teaching us some new moves. To be very frank with you, what that soldier kept shouting was Something I never did understand but like Ivan Pavlov's dog I tried associating any of his shouts to the moves he made. It worked. God bless you Pavlov.

I went to the mami market later in the evening, the only place in camp that kind of feels like the outside world. I swallowed Egusi and fufu, mehn! this lady was an Egusi soup professional. You need to have seen the look on her face when I told her, "Aunty your soup is world class".

Toilets!, mehn I have not seen any since I came here. The few guys I have asked keep forming that they don't use the toilet like that. You see,me ehh I am a toilet person, after all whatever goes in must come out. I have held this thing for two days now and I have not found a way to take it out. Its not like I am Ajeebor pikin because some of the guys still said they went to the bush. But there is how this camp vegetation is, the way the grasses grew was against the law of "shot-putting". Even though I was an otondo, it wouldn't be good to do this in a place that is not a bush. So I held it together and hoped for a better tomorrow.

Today wasn't too bad shaa, unlike yesterday. Today was still registration day, maybe it might get worse from tomorrow, who knows?

#NYSC #OtondoCorper #CampExperience

Nice nd urgly experiences for fatherland. I lik ur writing concept. U cld make a good creative writer. U jst rminded me of one of our great Theorists( Ivan Pavlov) Are u a Psychology or education graduate?