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Wen d hunter bcoms d hunted..... lol

Chai,,, c my darlin club ‘Hartland’. First time ever 4 hartlnd 2 b at dis stage in NPFL. Wot realy hpend 2 my team smbdy tell me pls...
May God safe us frm dis relagation waters

udysweet:
This is way overboard! Na this one wey God suposs share give us He pack give one person? Lol!Where was I sef when God was sharing this? Maybe na wrong queue I been dey,lol! I'll rather thank Him for the tiny one I get than be plagued with eternal back pain and gross inconvenience and unending stares(trust me this lady can't sneak out to buy smtn)

U can say dat again my dear... I jst pitty her cos its jst lik carryin 2 bags of cement on ur chest...
And d tin is not evn sexy 1 bit...
I lik boobs, but if na somtin lik de com my way, omoh i go do Husein Bolt... 4 d safty of my life...

Yomieluv:
[ if I were her hubby, I won't buy anything called pillow again..

This is what we called padded, eru-aiye, double silencer, full option, etc..

I envy her hubby, no need to buy milk at home, just Milo, or bournvita, better still Richoco.. Nature made milk..

Ha, I won't stop squeezing it..

Can u squeez wot is bigger dan ur 2 hands
Person carry 2 bags of rice 4 chest, u say u won go squeez am.. If u knw d long tin wey dat lady de sit on 4 dia eh....

A gr8 man indeed ...... dis is jst my kind of men, my kind of true heroes... men wit gr8 passion 4 dia dreams,... who blive in demselvs nd against all odes, suceed nd make d best of life...
I clbrate u Babaa...
RIP!

I stil find it dificult 2 bliv all dis unblivable barberic tins. My eyes wil nva c d back of my head!!!

i don laf so tey my ribs de pain me.
I ws reading wit anticpation of d gudnws as an Arsenal fan, only 2 c dis...... Una wicked o.... Na so una hate us reach...... Chei.... dias God o...

kingofthejungle:
this is wah happen when u put ur dick in every hole

U must truely b a king in d jungle 4 u not 2 knw dat puttin dick in a hole or evry hole according 2 u, is not d only means of contacting AIDS.

And 4 d club, dey re jst so unprofesional 2 make public such delicate information.

I pray d yng man get hold of his lif nd move on.

Nigeria jst playd dia worst game so far. I ws wonderin if it wr dsame guys who playd Denmark.
As if dey wr bribd or charmd!!!
No confidenc, no ball cntrol, no acurate pass, no skil, no tactics, poor formation....
Wot hapend 2 dem?
abi dat red cap culpist man wey deaf dullard put as naija sports minister don go cary jas infect dem.
Dey re not evn gud 4 d 3rd psition play wit wot we saw 2day.
But i stil giv it 2 Ekong nd Mikel!

Wrong empty head wit wrong pple evrywhr.
Imagine apointin chief cultist nd high school lookin cult kapon 2 head a sports ministry...

ndcide:
Later some silly people will come on line to tell us that GEJ was playing politics with boko haram, yet Fulani herds men keep killing people everyday. Last week it was 30 in adamawa.

We should know that these guys were those APC were to use if they lost the last presidential election.

My broda, i bliv u. If not, hw dose blood suckin animals dey procure dia arms if not from dia big head brodas nd evn dia nunber 1 herdsman dullard broda sponsorin dem.

Only in Africa wia sane men re more insane dan d so calld insane(mad)

Wot is realy happnin 2 pple dis days
dhumanization, abuse, killing etc sriously on d rise dis days... We re sriously loosin it.
Lord pls hv mercy!

Turn of events are just getidm worst in dis country evry day... Civilians dhumanizing felo civilian military nd force dhumanizin civilian nd felo force men.... Nobdy safe o... I pray dose unscrupulous animals meet dia own waterloo....

even if computer is built inside d head of sompple, dey’ll stil liv in d dark age all dia lives.

Adeoba10:
See eye like wande coal own....
Ano understand all d grammer sef. The question b say SHE CHOP BANANA or NOT?

Its like u share dsame size of darknes filld brain like dose primitive uncultured lowlife fools for askin such shameles question.

Shld i say d girl was so dumb not 2 knw dat her father ws a beast on her or cld it b dat she was enjoying d tin so much dat she cld not cry out even 2 her grand parents dat she stayd with.
I was rather xpectin 2 c a case of rape here, bt it ws rather a conceptual agreement btween a father nd daughter.
So disgusting......
D tin way de sweet don de bitter!
Make she carry her cross...!

Indeed a great Icon on nd off d pitch.
If only some of our big head nd big bele polithiefians, biz moguls nd even some so calld men of God can toe dis line, Naija cld b a better place for so many to a large xtent.

May God bless all ur effort nd continue to enlarge ur coast financially nd oda wise.

Such a hndsome boy like many others lik him in dsame shoas. I pray help coms his way soon so he can achiv dat dream of his. Though its a synanymous tin wit d north (almajiris)

Love Machine:
That is China not Nigeria.Have you make your assessment in that country before making this suggestion? They have constant electricity supply,good roads and moderate tax.Back here the same Chinese who run businesses her are closing shops due to epileptic power supply,multiple taxation and unfair working environment.So you see the difference?

Ok broh, i agree wit u. But d point still remains, Lets get down with somting positive we can do. U and I knw dat employment op in naija is 1to ratio 200 nd even d 1 may hv bn taken alrdy by d more conected.

Whether gud or bad, i stil maintain dat dia is no qualified xcuse fo failure.... jst as ur stomach hav no xcuse in telling u dat ure hungry. But it shld b d legitimate way...
If u doubt, wait till u hav a child, then u tell her or him u hav bn waiting for employmnt!

bitingcool:
Most of the unemployed people commenting here are looking for start up capital.

You all go to church or religious centers I presume, have you offered coaching sessions for either nursery or primary or Jamb students in your religious centers?
Have you offered to clean anyone's house twice a month or a week?
Have you gone to banks or offices to offer to bring food or fruits for sale to them?
Have you tried meeting working women and offering to help them buy foodstuffs in exchange for a fee?
What of washing cars in an estate.
And a job as a driver?
Or teaching piano, guitar or musical instrument to kids. Your potential clients can be from your place of worship.
Not every start up business requires much capital, just the willingness to venture into it.

The first step to unemployment is thinking outside the box and getting off your high horse.it doesn't mean you'll remain in that position for long. But how do you expect to grow if you don't make a move?

I go wit u my broda. Its just dat som of us hr hate d bitter truth of coming down from our high expectations nd taking it up from somwhr.
I like being blunt espcially wn it coms to being productive in life... "U dont have any excuse for being a failure, Dr. Myls Munroe"
One problem with our youths nw is dat som are stil tinkin of wot wil b don for dem not wot dey can do for others. And som are stil living in yster yrs of our fathers wn eployment awaits u even bfor graduation.

I am a Guidance nd Counseling Psychology graduate, nd major in d area of Vocational counseling, nd i tel u from info on prsent nigeria employmnt rate, u may b sitting on a very long tin if ure stil bliving in ut certificate nd not ur mental or psychomoto ability. And i am proudly practicing my blive in entreprenuership which is rly paying off and growing to greatnes.

A recent rsearch shows dat an employment vacancy in naija is equal to 200-300 aplication. and 10 is equal to 1000-3000!

Getting an employmnt is vry good, but pls dont sit die all ur life in d waiting list or "we will get bck to u hope"
"Evry man has a drop of greatnes in him" Look inward nd unravle dat deposit of greatnes in u nd make d way for it to grow nd bcom great.

For any1 in need of help in vacational or career counseling, hr is my whatsapp no. 08097838784
C u at d top’

I wanted to advice u on starting somthing, work or biz of ur own, but i sence ur mind is rly set on being an employee not an employer, its ok anywys. I wish u God’s favour in ur heart desire.

For me, I long decided nver to go job hunting for 1 day, cos I want to b dat employer rather dan his employee. "B d boss not d boss‘ boy"
Even doh, i sponsord myslf tru skul with my little Laundry biznes, am stil moving on wit it.
And nw i hv diversified into production of Peanuts snacks wich is realy selling nd gaining market share.
And d dream is to b a world brand name in peanuts snacks as wel as put food on d table of many naija brodas nd sistas. But 1 thing rmains, i startd small wit a capital of #10000 nd today u cant blive hw it is overturning greatly.

Lets b more entreprenueral minded nd not employee employee minded!

CHINA is tday a world economic power because of entreprenuership.

Ur certificate may not do it for u, but ur brain(creativity) nd hands can do it for u.

C u at d Top!

ENDTIMEISNEAR:
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Mod do your work and move this to Fp, if it's snake or Celebrities flat breastt topic you will see it on fb

As in e.... nairaland is gradually loosing it ooo....
Imagine wot MOD brot to FP ‘Davido pressing fone in toilet’ Is dis not an insult to nairalanders?...
Arant nonsens!!!

Devil wife... see her flat nyash nd big head lik d face of Ifa shrine.
D tunder we go fire u for jail stil de warm up.
I jst pray she gets d right judgmnt due to her crime, cos dis our naija don dsbaruu...

Taeewo:
Guy u be real crook.. Lol

My broda, d guy na real crook rais to power 10! All dis naija bloggers self, i tier for dem o.

who says dis man is nothing les dan 40 if realy d pix is real? it is an understatment. d face of dis man am c...ing hr is nothin les dan 60 yrs.
we had a woman in dat ctegory in our camp Akwaibom strm 2. D woman will b nothin less dan 50yrs, any akwaibom strm 2 member hr who saw her wil bear me witnes.
And i ws wondering y som pple wil b goin for xemption wn dey can jst go to d court nd sware avidavit nd reduce dia age to even 16 even wn de‘re 45 as long as naija is cncern, ’
I wish i ws able to snap d woman nd send hr... make pple wey de tlk abt fotoshop stil de tlk...As if de dnt knw dat evrytin is posible in naija!

alexistaiwo:
hmmmmmmmm.
why the jungle justice. was he caught raping her? even if it is wrong and I personally detest adultery in its entirety. it was a consensual act between two adult. I bet if it was a rich man that was caught with the woman. the idiots beating the poor guy will be the first to congratulate her husband say "money don come". humans and their hypocritical nature are 5&6

Hestly i wonder wn som pple in dis part of d world wil start tinkin lik humanbngs nd not animals dat de alwys potray.

A man had a cnceptual agreemnt wit a woman 'married or not' and he bcame a scape goat, den d woman an angel nd not worthy of dsame humiliation nd human-right-abuse. Only in Africa. wen d whites calls us names dat bfits some dis our barbaric attitude, de'l b dfending dia ignoranc....

So so painful 2 bhold.... RIP my brodas nd sisters!!!!

ANGELMARVE:
HMMMMMM HOW MUCH IS THE GORVERNEMENT AND SCHOOL ALLOCATING TO THE SUG PURSE THAT WILL MAKE AN SUG PRESIDENT PURCHASE A HOUSE OF THIS LEVEL? PLS!!!! I DNT THINK THIS HOUSE WAS BUILT WITH SUG MONEY.

I wonder oh!!!!
Abi d SUG office de 4 fed govt minstry wey d colect alocation 4rm FG?

Do dey mean 2 say d house ws aquired or rented 4 #30m? in gwarimpa 4 dat mata!!!! Hw much is a plot of land dia, let alon a cmplete dup.

Abeg na Lai Mohamed rleas dis info?