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MindOnMatters00:


How can i contact you? I will need ideas similar to this on a big project of mine

create a thread, I will be give my input, Free of course

Going out with a bang, a bullet to the cranium (head) will kill you instantly before your body can process any pain, or maybe a lethal of morphine you'll go in a state of euphoria but I'm guessing you are just seeking for sympathy and no really looking to die. People who really crave suicide don't post on forums asking they go on google to find out and just do it.

Your life is hard, ok? because you are broke? so what ? life is hard! you have a phone, you have internet and yet you are complaining there are people in Burundi that will practical kill to have your life(own a phone and afford data).

Kill your self like a coward, no one cares, you'll only scar your mother/family for life, Be a sissy and chicken out or go out find a buiding sites for laborer daily pay job, sell your shoe and buy gala and hawk in traffic a while learning copywriting/coding (people learn to code on their phone) , I sure you are too lazy to do this.

The only excuse you have is ONLY terminal illness

PS, no one is going to ask for your account and you have no value whatsoever to offer illunimati (you have to be a person of value or great riches to even be invited to apply) it not a ritual human killing cult as you've been made to believe, but you wouldn't know when you''ll rather gamble with your phone instead of use it as a tool to enlighten yourself

Ikaeniyan0:
Learn to mind your business.

no , not when it affect you or your family

Nairaland is a 2 billion naira worth at the minimum of venture if seun decides to take it seriously

Seun still runs this as a side project from his "cubicle" in sango-ota .

Knowing Seun to be an introvert who doesn't like the spot light or want to be popular just as myself, if I were him

I will

Run Nairaland as a business' by

1. Opening a physical office space in Lagos, Abuja, Sango-ota as HQ

2. Employ a CEO to run it while I continue to serve as founder and CTO

3. Employ a full team of engineers, UX front end designers, marketers

Phase 1
Manage

1. Front page should be very current with update as it happens, ( I see a news/even on instablog and see it days after on the frontpage), alot of people only visit the front page, so it must be regularly updated and of high quality

2. limit posting to some section for new accounts, like have some way you rank accounts, new account should have a 3 month sandbox restriction.

3. make it impossible to register multiple accounts from the same device,

4. Use text verification and real email ( no temp mails) for registration

5. Moderation : Each section should have atleast 2 mod and very active section 3 with 1 supermod.

6. Tribalism and hate speech should attract ban, device ban, email ban ,phone number ban if possible an IP ban after two warnings

Device fingerprinting profiling is pretty easy this days, People will behave and cherish their account when they know once their device is banned, it will be almost impossible to create new ones except they keep buying new phones and new sims





Phase 2

Build

Implement new feature,

One of the allure of Nairaland is it simplistic UI and fast loading time

That doesn't need to change but it can be better,

1. Add Night mode, this will switch the background to black which is easy on the eyes at night, users can toggle on off

2. Add a bit of self moderation by adding a dislike button (when a comment has so many disikes, a moderator manually access if it should be hidden, users can still view the comment if clicked

3. An email system should be designed, communication stays on nairaland instead of third part email (all nairaland user get a user@nairaland.com email after 6 months of active usage provided the haven't been banned more than thrice,.

4. Build a robust ad management system, from creation, funding , moderation,

5.make it easy to share, the share button can be linked to whatsapp, fb, tiktok, IG, (if they choose)so when someone clicks on share they can also share outside the platform
a short url like naira.land(a business savvy person will buy this domain and sell it to Seun when he wakes up for 10m)will also make sharing easy

6. native ios/app with great push feature

7. Nigeria influence across africa can not be overstated, Though other africans hate to love us but the do, thanks to Afrobeat/nollywood. USe this clout by adding some other Africa countries section based on data and traffic from those countries , I know we have quite a number of southafricans here already , a lady with the moniker samantha something can be the mod for the south african sub section, I don't know if Rokiatu is still here, i think she is from Liberia or so, she can be mod for other west African countries


8. The Tech market, Auto(just Gauzzuz alone is making a killing here with 0# ad spend), Property business sections are cash cows, deals worth millions of naira are done on these sections monthly. Create a Escrow system with 1% Process fee

The potential to scale is just limitless. NL could be the largest Africans/blacks community on the planet



maybe more later if I think of more but these will increase traffic(currently <30million Monthly according to similarweb ) by atleast 30% within 9.5 month(Did the math)

Victimoftribali:
I created this account to I don't know, maybe vent or something.

So I met this girl a while ago, even though she has been putting me off (she later adduced it to being in a relationship then) but we got really close and started dating about a year ago.

She turned out to be my dream girl, I fell deeper than I intended and for the first time in a long while considered marriage. She on the other hand, loved me, I could tell. The only stumbling block would be her parents who she claimed and truthfully would insist on her marrying from her state. Long story short, she recently told them about me and my state remained their strongest basis for opposing our marriage.

It hurts that statism is about to put an end to an otherwise beautiful love story in the making.

They tried bringing up the age difference, if I have built a house and wondering if she was desperate being young and fresh graduate, the issue of state even though my village to hers is less than a 3 hour drive is the most hammered upon.

Even though it hurts, but not as much I have hurt before, but how should being from different states even though of the same ethnic group be so much of a problem?
I just wish to get over this soon and maybe find someone else to wholly love like I have loved this girl.

Till I met and dated her for over a year, I never believed I could love a girl this much without sex, my instinct would have been to encourage her to fight her parents on this, but experience has taught me better.

I am devastated, I don't know how to pick up from here and move on and how fast I can do that.

stay away from that tribalistic, uneducated family , you are better off, don't encourage her to fight her parent, you'll be forever fighting their approval if you end up with her. it's 2024 tribalistic nature of some Nigerians is just plain stupi.d yet these set of people will be first to shout racism

Rules and regulation to only applies to the poor in Nigeria, know this and know peace . You could satan himself and a Nigerian church will sing your praise to high heavens and even allow you address their flock sheeps

Learn to mind your business , as easy as it sounds , it quite difficult for a lot of people . Don't even tell a woman how to raise your kids .. If you suspect the boys are into fraud or illegal activity, report them to the police/efcc

if you can't be vulnerable, poor in peace among your own family then maybe you need a new family.

Here we go again!
Year in year out, they keep giving this prophecies with no impact on Nigerians lives .infact the country keep getting poorer, isn't it time to give it a rest ?


"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"

For a PhD holder, one would thought it would be obvious

There should be a state of emergency declare on 2 sectors in Nigeria if Tinubu is serious about making the country a tad bit better.

- Security
- Power

50% of people leaving the country is not for money exactly, but for simple peace of mind that basic amenities provide

how can I feel safe walking on the street of a foreign country by 3am than my own country, it is almost a suicide mission for a lady to walk alone in the street of say ojeulegba by 9pm

There are few things we have fully controls of as humans, controlling what goes into your mouth to me is the epitome of discipline. Fasting thrice a week practically transformed my life(mental clarity, increase productivity due to increase level of concentration, less sickness)

I’ve passed through worse,almost two miles long of wilderness and darknesss in freezing cold at 3am . My phone battery went flat a mile in, too late to turn back

My phone is permanently on DND, I hate pictures and hence have no social media

Why not setup your own security agency? You have the experience already!
Start from small estates and go from there,use the contacts you’ve made overtime

This dude is a fool,he ran to the uk of all places, I locate this thief within a day in Birmingham, but then you can't do anything to him even if I help do.

You guys claimed to be all "online" business men and couldn't even use google?


- Go to the police and make an official report,

--- Take the official police report to Efcc, write them,and cc icpc and interpol Nigeria

-- The Efcc/ will write a report to the home office via Uk embassy and his visa will be curtail, He wouldn't be able to work, school, nor rent

- I don't think interpol can be put a red notice for his arrest yet

Just keep pressing EFCC/ICPC

To be honest, i don't think Nigeria is ripe for service, without a comprehensive national identify management, The NIN/BVN isn't robust enough. How will run a background check on an "Aboki" from Zamfara or Usman from Niger Republic??

Let me give you this quality advice my man. Learn to mind you business!! i know this isn't as easy it sounds, but you'll save yourself alot of unnecessary headaches adhering to this.

tooth4tooth:
I don't know why black people keep facing this in the hand of people with different colour.

Becuase we are poor!! the black skin has forever be a symbol of poverty, helplessness and being a victim

non!!leave Nigeria, you are in your 20s, take as much calculated risk as you can now. Upskill, travel.

She bleeped up big time. The signs were there right from the start! Now 3 innocent kids are involved. My advice, she needs to work harder to increase her income, being an unofficial single mother is no joke. The guy is useless,no arguments.

I have no single pity for her, just the innocent children

Banditry and UGM are the new boko haram factions. I expect some technical and logistical knockout like high level infiltration and intelligence gathering. The senate should also should implement a very strong kidnapping bill, minimum sentence for kidnapping should be 150 years !

jogojogo:

O my God
So sorry about the experience.
I am worried how poor our health care system is. Aplastic anaemia though very deadly is also very much treatable. I don't know why those options of treatment are not explored in Nigeria

lost my Dad to this same Aplastic anemia almost 2 years ago, still haven’t had the chance to process this. There has been an avalanche of events and happenings

Get out now when you can! You’ll be drained.Enough said

I wouldn’t say change. It a paradigm shift. Priorities are now different. The kids come first now,conversations are kid’s centered now..Most couples who start having kids just months after their wedding will most likely experience this.

Chronic mood swing, To deal with stress/life . I shutoff from the world,everything(phones off,like no one can reach me).Trying to change now ,but its quite hard,

tensazangetsu20:



One would need to mail the universities here to find out but I doubt they will agree. Spanish is a language you can learn anywhere. It's like telling the German embassy you wan go Germany learn German when Goethe institute full everywhere.

Tensa, which country will you recommend for child birth please, with a future plan of parents becoming permeant residents. I'm looking at mexico/brazil..

When they were telling you to face your study, you no gree. You were busy jumping from pole to pole . Now look at you, no full stop, paragraph , nothing.

For a guy still trying to figure out life, you are pretty pre-occupied with s.ex

lol, I am beginning to see all these Anti-japarian has state sponsored. No country is an eldarado, but atleast they can live like a human being where the basics works. I will taking you people serious when Nigeria has atleast 20hours stable electricity.

Nigerians are big money worshippers, women, men, old, young.. The decay in the moralily of the populace is alarming . A boy of 19 with no verifiable source of incomes brings home a GLA and the parent goes to church to for thanksgiving, no question ask, not even from the "men of God" The average salary in Nigeria is not even 100k per month, yet people are paying 2 million per annum house rent in Lekki How

Nigeria is the only country you automatically become a hater when you ask for someone's source of income..