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CrimeRe: Herdsmen Kill Evangelist Segun Adegboyega In His Farm In Oyo, Suspects Arrested by mrjojo: 6:30pm On Jan 31, 2024
Ed12:
These Fulani herders are becoming nuusance
becoming?? shocked
AgricultureRe: We Can Help You to Establish Cereal, Root,Tuber and horticultural Farms . by mrjojo: 6:16pm On Jan 21, 2024
engagboola:
We can provide Agriculture 3D - 5D farming services in supporting your Agribusiness for Profitable farming and profits making.

We offers On-Farm Consultancy services like chain pulling technology for deforestation services ,land development services using equipment (Buldozer) etc ,farm set up advisory services, farm development services ( farm Mechanization) and farm management services at affordable price.

OUR MAJOR FIELD OPERATIONS.

We can provide Agriculture equipment heavy and lightweight equipment like Buldozer and others for Land clearing and chain deforestation technology with our experience trained field operators to protect the rich precious top soil for crops optimum yield .

We can also provide farm tractors for Tillage operation at your request to support your farming operations which will compliment the Buldozer land Clearing operation like ;
(ploughing, Harrowing, Ridging, spraying and harvesting) etc.

WE HAVE FOUR CATEGORIES OF LAND (LAND CLEARING / LAND DEVELOPMEN AND FARMING OPERATIONS
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(A) CHAIN PULLING (LAND CLEARING) DEFORESTATION
TECHNOLOGY AND PACKING -

(B) BULLDOZERS LAND CLEARING / DIS-STUMP

(C) TILLAGE OPERATION

(D) MAN POWER LAND DEVELOPMEN ( MANUAL LABOUR )


(1) LAND CLEARING WITH DIFFERENT CATEGORIES

PRIMARY FOREST.
1) Land Clearing -
2) Land Clearing and Dis -stump -

SECONDARY FOREST

1 ) Land clearing -
2) Land Clearing and Dis-stump

INTERMEDIATES FOREST

1) Land Clearing -
2) Land Clearing and Dis- stump -

(2) TILLAGE AND PLANTING OPERATIONS PER
HECTARE.

1) ploughing -
2) Harrowing -
3) Ridging -
4) Planting with fertilizer applications -
5) Fertilizer Second application -
6) Harvest using combine harvester -

(3) MAN POWER AND FIELD OPERATIONS ( MANUAL LABOUR )

Using 3D services operations of Human power for Land clearing to remove trees, Dis-stumping trees and packing out of felling trees from the farm.

(4) We can also provide services for setting up and planting , Economic trees, oil palm, cashew, citrus, plantain, Banana, cereal ,lowland rice , upland Rice, soybean and horticultural crops.

Using healthy hybrid materials as seeds, seedlings and stem cuttings for economic trees , cereal and horticultural crops by using mechanization and modern technology approach method for all the plantings and management from the beginning to the harvest with minimum effort and to make maximum profit which will help you to fulfil your farming business dreams
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(5) OTHER FARM SERVICES PER HECTARE

1) Farm survey, mapping, modelling per hectare
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2) We can provide farm road construction and grading services per km

3) We can also provide farm landscape and
horticultural services per square meters for
farm settlement and housing estate -

4) Base on your request We can also render. consultancy services in your field management from land development ( Land Clearing) to harvesting for all tropical crops .

NOTE : Operations Price is not fixed due to market price fluctuation but our operations price is negotiable, this wiil depend on the under-listed factors ;

1) The Number of hectares or Acres to cover on your farm

2) Your propose farm location ( Distance)

3) Type /nature of vegetation

4) The density (Trees closeness and thickness on the farm) of the vegetation

5) The volume of work on your farm

For more information on bookings ,Please call or
WhatsApp this number +234-8060323226, 08060323226. 08052491991...
What is the quote to survey a 2.9hectare farm in ondo state?
FamilyRe: Is My Family Truly Cursed Or Not? by mrjojo: 6:14pm On Jan 21, 2024
JaskTime7:
my GPA is 4.39/5.0. I studied Geography and regional planning
that's really great, where do you currently leave, You need a plan.

First plan
Survive

- Feeding, rent, internet

You had a bike, meaning you can ride as a delivery biker, correct?
is there a busy junction close to you? , for morning/night akara/fried yam
FamilyRe: Is My Family Truly Cursed Or Not? by mrjojo: 6:09pm On Jan 21, 2024
Lifeinlight:
Sorry, Is it US that will get him passport, application fee, flight ticket and other fees?
when there is a will, there is always a way, I am a living proof of that.
FamilyRe: Is My Family Truly Cursed Or Not? by mrjojo: 5:03pm On Jan 21, 2024
Lifeinlight:
how possible could that be, for someone who barely feed?
trust me sir, it is!!!
FamilyRe: Is My Family Truly Cursed Or Not? by mrjojo: 4:42pm On Jan 21, 2024
Lifeinlight:
no vez o, what do you intend to do with his GPA?
he might be able to get into a full funded msc if his course is STEM related and with a good GPA
FamilyRe: Is My Family Truly Cursed Or Not? by mrjojo: 2:19pm On Jan 21, 2024
In simple term, your dad failed!! There is no point crying over split milk.

You are educated, what did you study? What’s your Gpa?What phone do you use? Do you have a laptop? What do you currently do? Which area do you stay?

If you have a phone , a laptop maybe , dedicate the next 7 months and learn python like your life depends on it, heck your life and your siblings depend on it.

For daily income to survive, start a small akara frying at your junction if it relatively busy, you can learn python 6 hrs and fry akara at night.

This might not be exactly what you want to hear, you are not caused, that is a loser mindset
PoliticsRe: N438m Scandal: I Am A Shareholder Not Director Of The Company - Tunji-Ojo by mrjojo: 8:32am On Jan 09, 2024
The smart and "honorable" thing would be to resign. The company got the contract solely due to his influence and not through a fair bidding process
PoliticsRe: Suspected Herdsmen Kill 7, Injure Others In Fresh Benue Attack by mrjojo: 8:25am On Jan 09, 2024
it's hard to keep track of the killings all over the country, A nairaland collating this wouldn't be bad. Once upon a time the North Central use to be very peaceful, What exactly happened? Once upon a time you could travel the length and breadth of the country by road with relative peace of mind, even overnight trips were a norm,
My Abuja - Lagos overnight trips are so memorable. It was just me, a good playlist against the calm open dark road, happy days. it a death wish now.
Why is there is no state of emergency declared on UGM, Killer herdsmen, Kidnappers, bandit? They are terrorist' and should be rightly treated as such
TravelRe: Fastest Way To Get Rich In The Uk. The Skill You Should Learn by mrjojo: 8:01am On Jan 09, 2024
Learn to cook properly and plate
Nairaland GeneralRe: 2024 Is The Year Of Nairaland's Resurgence by mrjojo: 10:53am On Jan 02, 2024
MindOnMatters00:
How can i contact you? I will need ideas similar to this on a big project of mine
create a thread, I will be give my input, Free of course
FamilyRe: How Can I Do This by mrjojo: 10:14am On Jan 02, 2024
Going out with a bang, a bullet to the cranium (head) will kill you instantly before your body can process any pain, or maybe a lethal of morphine you'll go in a state of euphoria but I'm guessing you are just seeking for sympathy and no really looking to die. People who really crave suicide don't post on forums asking they go on google to find out and just do it.

Your life is hard, ok? because you are broke? so what ? life is hard! you have a phone, you have internet and yet you are complaining there are people in Burundi that will practical kill to have your life(own a phone and afford data).

Kill your self like a coward, no one cares, you'll only scar your mother/family for life, Be a sissy and chicken out or go out find a buiding sites for laborer daily pay job, sell your shoe and buy gala and hawk in traffic a while learning copywriting/coding (people learn to code on their phone) , I sure you are too lazy to do this.

The only excuse you have is ONLY terminal illness

PS, no one is going to ask for your account and you have no value whatsoever to offer illunimati (you have to be a person of value or great riches to even be invited to apply) it not a ritual human killing cult as you've been made to believe, but you wouldn't know when you''ll rather gamble with your phone instead of use it as a tool to enlighten yourself
FamilyRe: Are We Been Insensitive Or We Should Just Help Our Neighbour. by mrjojo: 2:23pm On Jan 01, 2024
Ikaeniyan0:
Learn to mind your business.
no , not when it affect you or your family
Nairaland GeneralRe: 2024 Is The Year Of Nairaland's Resurgence by mrjojo:
Nairaland is a 2 billion naira worth at the minimum of venture if seun decides to take it seriously

Seun still runs this as a side project from his "cubicle" in sango-ota .

Knowing Seun to be an introvert who doesn't like the spot light or want to be popular just as myself, if I were him

I will

Run Nairaland as a business' by

1. Opening a physical office space in Lagos, Abuja, Sango-ota as HQ

2. Employ a CEO to run it while I continue to serve as founder and CTO

3. Employ a full team of engineers, UX front end designers, marketers

Phase 1
Manage

1. Front page should be very current with update as it happens, ( I see a news/even on instablog and see it days after on the frontpage), alot of people only visit the front page, so it must be regularly updated and of high quality

2. limit posting to some section for new accounts, like have some way you rank accounts, new account should have a 3 month sandbox restriction.

3. make it impossible to register multiple accounts from the same device,

4. Use text verification and real email ( no temp mails) for registration

5. Moderation : Each section should have atleast 2 mod and very active section 3 with 1 supermod.

6. Tribalism and hate speech should attract ban, device ban, email ban ,phone number ban if possible an IP ban after two warnings

Device fingerprinting profiling is pretty easy this days, People will behave and cherish their account when they know once their device is banned, it will be almost impossible to create new ones except they keep buying new phones and new sims





Phase 2

Build

Implement new feature,

One of the allure of Nairaland is it simplistic UI and fast loading time

That doesn't need to change but it can be better,

1. Add Night mode, this will switch the background to black which is easy on the eyes at night, users can toggle on off

2. Add a bit of self moderation by adding a dislike button (when a comment has so many disikes, a moderator manually access if it should be hidden, users can still view the comment if clicked

3. An email system should be designed, communication stays on nairaland instead of third part email (all nairaland user get a user@nairaland.com email after 6 months of active usage provided the haven't been banned more than thrice,.

4. Build a robust ad management system, from creation, funding , moderation,

5.make it easy to share, the share button can be linked to whatsapp, fb, tiktok, IG, (if they choose)so when someone clicks on share they can also share outside the platform
a short url like naira.land(a business savvy person will buy this domain and sell it to Seun when he wakes up for 10m)will also make sharing easy

6. native ios/app with great push feature

7. Nigeria influence across africa can not be overstated, Though other africans hate to love us but the do, thanks to Afrobeat/nollywood. USe this clout by adding some other Africa countries section based on data and traffic from those countries , I know we have quite a number of southafricans here already , a lady with the moniker samantha something can be the mod for the south african sub section, I don't know if Rokiatu is still here, i think she is from Liberia or so, she can be mod for other west African countries


8. The Tech market, Auto(just Gauzzuz alone is making a killing here with 0# ad spend), Property business sections are cash cows, deals worth millions of naira are done on these sections monthly. Create a Escrow system with 1% Process fee

The potential to scale is just limitless. NL could be the largest Africans/blacks community on the planet



maybe more later if I think of more but these will increase traffic(currently <30million Monthly according to similarweb ) by atleast 30% within 9.5 month(Did the math)
FamilyRe: He Is Not From My State by mrjojo:
Victimoftribali:
I created this account to I don't know, maybe vent or something.

So I met this girl a while ago, even though she has been putting me off (she later adduced it to being in a relationship then) but we got really close and started dating about a year ago.

She turned out to be my dream girl, I fell deeper than I intended and for the first time in a long while considered marriage. She on the other hand, loved me, I could tell. The only stumbling block would be her parents who she claimed and truthfully would insist on her marrying from her state. Long story short, she recently told them about me and my state remained their strongest basis for opposing our marriage.

It hurts that statism is about to put an end to an otherwise beautiful love story in the making.

They tried bringing up the age difference, if I have built a house and wondering if she was desperate being young and fresh graduate, the issue of state even though my village to hers is less than a 3 hour drive is the most hammered upon.

Even though it hurts, but not as much I have hurt before, but how should being from different states even though of the same ethnic group be so much of a problem?
I just wish to get over this soon and maybe find someone else to wholly love like I have loved this girl.

Till I met and dated her for over a year, I never believed I could love a girl this much without sex, my instinct would have been to encourage her to fight her parents on this, but experience has taught me better.

I am devastated, I don't know how to pick up from here and move on and how fast I can do that.
stay away from that tribalistic, uneducated family , you are better off, don't encourage her to fight her parent, you'll be forever fighting their approval if you end up with her. it's 2024 tribalistic nature of some Nigerians is just plain stupi.d yet these set of people will be first to shout racism
CelebritiesRe: Victor Osimhen Storm Redeemed Christian Church To Attend Crossover Service (vid) by mrjojo: 1:08pm On Jan 01, 2024
Rules and regulation to only applies to the poor in Nigeria, know this and know peace . You could satan himself and a Nigerian church will sing your praise to high heavens and even allow you address their flock sheeps
FamilyRe: Are We Been Insensitive Or We Should Just Help Our Neighbour. by mrjojo: 11:47am On Jan 01, 2024
Learn to mind your business , as easy as it sounds , it quite difficult for a lot of people . Don't even tell a woman how to raise your kids .. If you suspect the boys are into fraud or illegal activity, report them to the police/efcc
FamilyRe: If You Are The Poorest Amongst Your Siblings Avoid Family Gatherings. by mrjojo:
if you can't be vulnerable, poor in peace among your own family then maybe you need a new family.
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG 2024 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye. by mrjojo:
Here we go again!
Year in year out, they keep giving this prophecies with no impact on Nigerians lives .infact the country keep getting poorer, isn't it time to give it a rest ?


"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"

For a PhD holder, one would thought it would be obvious
HealthRe: Japa: 10,697 Medical Laboratory Scientists Left Nigeria – Registrar by mrjojo:
There should be a state of emergency declare on 2 sectors in Nigeria if Tinubu is serious about making the country a tad bit better.

- Security
- Power

50% of people leaving the country is not for money exactly, but for simple peace of mind that basic amenities provide

how can I feel safe walking on the street of a foreign country by 3am than my own country, it is almost a suicide mission for a lady to walk alone in the street of say ojeulegba by 9pm
HealthRe: Nigeria Man Share His 2023 Weight Loss Achievement (Photo) by mrjojo: 11:23am On Jan 01, 2024
There are few things we have fully controls of as humans, controlling what goes into your mouth to me is the epitome of discipline. Fasting thrice a week practically transformed my life(mental clarity, increase productivity due to increase level of concentration, less sickness)
RomanceRe: Pass Here At 2am Or Go Back To Your Ex by mrjojo: 5:44pm On Dec 29, 2023
I’ve passed through worse,almost two miles long of wilderness and darknesss in freezing cold at 3am . My phone battery went flat a mile in, too late to turn back
Forum GamesRe: Mention One Weird Thing About You. by mrjojo: 3:38pm On Dec 26, 2023
My phone is permanently on DND, I hate pictures and hence have no social media
FamilyRe: I Will Work For You As A Security Guard At Your Residence. by mrjojo: 9:50pm On Dec 05, 2023
Why not setup your own security agency? You have the experience already!
Start from small estates and go from there,use the contacts you’ve made overtime
TravelRe: How Oluwaseun Olaniyi Fawale Scammed People Of Of Over 46.5m For Canada Visa. by mrjojo: 7:14am On Dec 01, 2023
This dude is a fool,he ran to the uk of all places, I locate this thief within a day in Birmingham, but then you can't do anything to him even if I help do.

You guys claimed to be all "online" business men and couldn't even use google?


- Go to the police and make an official report,

--- Take the official police report to Efcc, write them,and cc icpc and interpol Nigeria

-- The Efcc/ will write a report to the home office via Uk embassy and his visa will be curtail, He wouldn't be able to work, school, nor rent

- I don't think interpol can be put a red notice for his arrest yet

Just keep pressing EFCC/ICPC
FamilyRe: Domestic Staff Background Check by mrjojo: 4:02pm On Nov 15, 2023
To be honest, i don't think Nigeria is ripe for service, without a comprehensive national identify management, The NIN/BVN isn't robust enough. How will run a background check on an "Aboki" from Zamfara or Usman from Niger Republic??
FamilyRe: Neighbor Sneaking In Ladies At Night Into Matrimonal Home by mrjojo: 1:19pm On Oct 23, 2023
Let me give you this quality advice my man. Learn to mind you business!! i know this isn't as easy it sounds, but you'll save yourself alot of unnecessary headaches adhering to this.
CrimeRe: Ikechuckwu Emmanuel: Nigerian Medical Student Killed By Chinese In Philippines by mrjojo: 11:00am On Oct 23, 2023
tooth4tooth:
I don't know why black people keep facing this in the hand of people with different colour. undecided
Becuase we are poor!! the black skin has forever be a symbol of poverty, helplessness and being a victim
FamilyRe: Between Owning A Car Or House Which Would You Advise Someone In His 20's? by mrjojo: 4:03pm On Oct 18, 2023
non!!leave Nigeria, you are in your 20s, take as much calculated risk as you can now. Upskill, travel.
FamilyRe: My Sister Married An Efulefu. What Should She Do? by mrjojo: 6:30pm On Sep 30, 2023
She bleeped up big time. The signs were there right from the start! Now 3 innocent kids are involved. My advice, she needs to work harder to increase her income, being an unofficial single mother is no joke. The guy is useless,no arguments.

I have no single pity for her, just the innocent children

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