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Car Talk / Re: Are There Cheap Nigerian Used Cars? by mrjojo: 12:27pm On Feb 24, 2020
Selfkontrol:
@Gazuzz pls can you advice me on a good car to buy for Uber and personal use? My budget is around 1.4-1.6
I was advised to get a 2007 Corolla sport or a 4plug Toyota spider but that price can’t get it as a good toks is about 1.8-2m for the Corolla
Is it advisable to buy a Nigerian used 2007 Corolla? Or a spider (4plugs) If not please advice me on the best car around my budget that’s not less than 2006 with good fuel economy and and not so bad interior that won’t give me much problems.
I don’t know anything about cars and this would be my first car. Thank you
on no condition should you buy a Nigerian used corolla bro, most have been bastardized yet they always come with "clean, nothing to fix corolla" sale headline. Please stay away. I will suggest you up your budget to say 1.8 - 2m or so, I'm sure you will get a very clean direct tokunbo with that, you don't want to have a problem car as your first, the frustration is not of this world. I don't know much about cars too, but this is the gospel

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjojo: 6:31am On Feb 24, 2020
bolabiyi:
You guys r just too much....she called in to apologize and made payment.....this is so amazing.....great brothers....thank you...
Amazing, I wish you guys can channel this same dogged Ness unity into more important issues (taxify not refunding, vio etc) y'all will be unstoppable. Good job

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Family / Re: There Are About 4000 Divorce Applications In Abuja by mrjojo: 8:42pm On Feb 22, 2020
Teejaywise:
Hi guys,

Dont waste a whole year without obtaining a skill that you can sell to sustain your self till you are gainfully employed.

I present to lynda premium account to learn any skills with certificate of completion made available.

I WILL HELP YOU TO CREATE LIFETIME LYNDA.COM ACCOUNT @ AN AFFORDABLE RATE.

Note : proof are available in bulk.

Whatsapp/call me via my signature or chat the below number

O eight one O Four Nine 4 six zero
oga stop spamming and go and learn a reasonable skill yourself. Using stolen cc to create a premium account is fraud, you better be careful.

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Family / Re: Genuine Man by mrjojo: 8:34am On Feb 22, 2020
Hastobetrue:
I am tired of trying, I just want to get it right.
In search for something TRUE


A man from 35 upwards
A WORKING British (I mean should have his papers and have job, RESPONSIBILITY is topmost)
I want a lover of God but not a FANATIC
It doesn't matter if you are a single dad, divorced or widowed (just be a wonderful man, husband, father and companion)


I am a very lovely lady
A single mum
No I don't live in England
Nigerian
In my 30s
I won't ask for what I dont/can't give

If you are tired of not getting it right too and ready to settle down soon, kindly shoot me an email hastobetrue21@gmail.com

**Please if you are arrogant and full of pride don't email me
I could be nasty **
Aunty, it is papers you want. Why not move to the UK yourself to increase your chances? Anyways, Goodluck with your papers search.

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Family / Re: Married But I'm Not Connected With My Husband, Hence I'm Depressed by mrjojo: 8:25am On Feb 22, 2020
Girlwhocares:




Yes,this has been the best alternative but honestly i dont know how to tell him a seperation is need and he wont feel bad
.
So he wont feel otherwise.
All i want is just for our marriage to work out.

Thank you so much for your time,I really appreciate.

How bad can he ever feel that he isn't already feeling? Or you think living like co-tenants with your spouse, no emotional/physical attraction, the non-existence of se.x isn't affecting him already? Telling him you want a divorce will be you having mercy on his poor soul. Tell him how you feel, save him and yourself.

You said you guys were friends before marriage, what ever happened to the friendship?? Most successful marriages are actually built on good friendships and respect .

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Properties / Re: Need Of A Female Flatmate by mrjojo: 4:52pm On Feb 08, 2020
Abbeyblk:


Just only because a lady is neater , keeps the house tidy and its a two bedroom meaning she gets to have her own room not the deceptive thoughts you have

yimu, grin
Romance / Re: UI Painter Impregnates Two Students, One Aborted - #uipainter by mrjojo: 3:11pm On Feb 05, 2020
No one is even talking about the age of these girls, Freshers are most often between the age of 15- 17. if this is the case then, it is statutory rape !! but well Nigerians with their typical way of making a joke out of everything, smh.
Family / Re: Leaving Alone As A Single Lady by mrjojo: 3:05pm On Feb 03, 2020
Following

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Travel / Re: Should Nigerians Retaliate The US Travel Ban By Boycotting American Companies? by mrjojo: 9:48am On Feb 01, 2020
leke12:
We need them much more than they need us.
need us for what exactly? Nigeria is a shit hole nation, the earlier we accept our truth the better for us. Poverty capital of the world, a so called "giant of Africa" whose president isn't even ashamed of traveling to treat his health, in a sane country that enough is worth the dullard's impeachment.

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Politics / Re: Trump Finally Adds Nigeria To His Restricted Travel list - NY Times by mrjojo: 4:03am On Feb 01, 2020
Well deserved!! Maybe now we can try to savage this country, infact UK, Canada, Australia should ban us too. When all us don't have any where to run then just maybe we will sit up.
Romance / Re: E Don Happen Again Oo!! A Jss 2 Student Impregnanted A Female Corper. by mrjojo: 7:42pm On Jan 31, 2020
Bloggers, traffic thirst, smh

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Business / Re: If You Are Given N10million Today, What Business In Nigeria Will You Invest In? by mrjojo: 8:24am On Jan 26, 2020
crowniran:
Do you want to get a skill in web development and WordPress? Or Adobe illustrator?
I can give you access to these courses for 1,500naira on udemy. Check my signature for contact
why not learn the courses yourself , you can obviously make more than 1500 after, abi you are lazy.

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Business / How To Get More Followers On Instagram Free by mrjojo: 7:13pm On Jan 18, 2020
Someone asked how to get more follower for her food page on Instagram at the romance section, I listed ways to achieve this and i thought it will be more beneficial to people on here



mrjojo:


Note: I will strongly advise against buying followers if you are going to be marketing products later. Buying followers will give you irrational activities, imagine you have 200k followers and you are having only 5 comments and 100likes on your posts because most of the followers are not interested in your content if half are not even bots. Organically grow the followers, it always pays off

- you need to harness the power of hashtags #
start by posting like 10 posts, with the following hashtags #foodie #foodporn #africanfoodnetwork #yummy #naijafood #mykitchen #icook #nigerianfood #nigeria #africafoods #trending etc - this will give organic followers say 5-6 daily or more if you post more

- Go to the food section, there is a very active thread " cook in your kitchen and post " start posting very nice meals made by the owner of the account and put the link to your Instagram under your posts this should add some followers if you are consistent.


- follow this handles @tundeednut @instablog9ja @sisijemimah @naijafoods @shola.jay @ifys.kitchen @foodace , now when this guys post , go to there comment section and say something reasonable and funny about the post and end it with "learn to make the most delicious egusi ever, if e no sweet gimme slap" or something like that. Always post something reasonable to the post o else you it will be considered spamming


- go on twitter and jump on the trending bandwagon, register on twitter, post nice meal pictures, in the caption add the trending words, as of now
these are trending "#bobrisky,Mercy Tacha #BBNaija FUCA"

Caption your pictures like this " Forget bobrisky, Mercy, Tacha #BBnaija, Egusi soup that touches the soul, licking of screen is allowed" put your Instagram link below too.


- Pay Instagram influencer, you can pay Tundeednut (80k ) instablog9ja(90k) and other pages to do an ad post for you, this doesn't always bring many followers, doesn't justify the price
You can also pay instagram skit makers(comedians) to make short skits about your product page, prices range from 70k to like 500k if not more @maraji_ been the most expensive.


- Buy an Instagram page with followers already, there are markets where you can buy pages with 50K and above follower, note: most are hacked pages and also most will not be interested in your content

Lastly, to buy Instagram followers, register on fiveer.com, you will see a lot of people offering this for as low as 20$. it not always easy but when done right , it will be worth it . Goodluck

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Family / Re: Is It Right To Flush Your Spouse's Poo/feaces??? by mrjojo: 7:49am On Jan 17, 2020
A grown azz man who can't cleanup after himself is nothing but a pig, why not clean up his bum too while at it angry

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Politics / Re: TCN Confirms Collapse Of National Grid by mrjojo: 9:44pm On Jan 16, 2020
The fact that we still have just 1 National grid in 2020 is a shame, no backup, no redundancy, nothing. Nigeria is still leaving in the stone age, smh.

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Romance / Re: My Profile Picture is Really Happening by mrjojo: 3:50pm On Jan 13, 2020
sisisioge:


Oh Mr. Jojo...I hereby hug you warmly for 5 whole minuted! Thank you.
Ha...I am quite overwhelmed by your response! For starters, because I'm not much of a social media person, your suggestions look like a lot of work that would have to be passed on to a real professional to handle. I was just trying to help an uncle grow his page but apparently, he needs real help. Thank you so much...I will pass this on.
You are welcome, you actually don't need a "professional", you can handle it. I have seen someone grow her thrift business page to 20k in 3months with the same method above. I'm sure you press your phone most of the time, you can aswell use that time, 2hrs daily will give you reasonable results.

I'm not a social media person ;Dreally

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Romance / Re: Need A Man For My Single Mom. Any Idea? by mrjojo: 3:46pm On Jan 13, 2020
Selfkontrol:

How can I find a good and matured man for my single independent mother. (She’s 46)
I am a young guy in my 20s and I just recently rented an apartment that’s just like two hours drive from her because I need my own space and privacy and to hussle as a man.

I lost my dad when I was still a teenager but before then my mom and dad where separated. (He married other wives thought)
Truth is deep down I knew my mom never wanted me to rent the apartment but I had to make that decision and move out for my sanity because I can’t do any reasonable thing in the Godforsaken state I am so I needed to move out and start life as a man

The problem now is I know for sure my mom will be lonely. She has already started disturbing me to take her to my house I rented even when I have not packed in lol. She had other relationships that I knew of but non worked out. She’s overly spiritual too and believes you have to seek the face of God for a man lol. That made her loose a good man that I know. Her reason was she had a bad dream about him lol and a pastor told her he’s not her husband and so many bullshit

She’s not into social media so that option is ruled out.
It has to be physical. She needs a man in her life before she start invading my privacy because of loneliness
She doesn’t have any female friends. She ends up having problem with them at the end.

He life is just church and business. Infact she’s mostly in church. So please guys if you have any good idea and advice, kindly drop. Thanks

Bro, Firstly when you need serious and mature advice it's always better to post in the family section, here is full jokers and kids (no offense)

It seems you are an only child, if you are, then I'm happy to announce to you, you can't get "rid" of her, She is your first wife, she is always going to be in your business as long you are closeby. My friend who is also an only child didn't even allow the mom to know his house even when they are in the same city, though he goes home to visit every weekend. Maybe you should adopt this means too, it seems unfair but if you REALLY want that privacy then you should.

I know you are looking out for her happiness, I can't even imagine how lonely it can get, it also good she is devoted to the church to at least occupy her time.

The best place for someone like her is nowhere except where she spends most her time, the church but I'm sure she doesn't just interest. Talk to her pastor about your worry and concern, the pastor will be in the best position to help.

Finally , please don't be too far away from her in the name of "hustle and privacy"

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Romance / Re: My Profile Picture is Really Happening by mrjojo: 3:27pm On Jan 13, 2020
sisisioge:
Still awaiting your suggestions, thank you.


Note: I will strongly advise against buying followers if you are going to be marketing products later. Buying followers will give you irrational activities, imagine you have 200k followers and you are having only 5 comments and 100likes on your posts because most of the followers are not interested in your content if half are not even bots. Organically grow the followers, it always pays off

- you need to harness the power of hashtags #
start by posting like 10 posts, with the following hashtags #foodie #foodporn #africanfoodnetwork #yummy #naijafood #mykitchen #icook #nigerianfood #nigeria #africafoods #trending etc - this will give organic followers say 5-6 daily or more if you post more

- Go to the food section, there is a very active thread " cook in your kitchen and post " start posting very nice meals made by the owner of the account and put the link to your Instagram under your posts this should add some followers if you are consistent.


- follow this handles @tundeednut @instablog9ja @sisijemimah @naijafoods @shola.jay @ifys.kitchen @foodace , now when this guys post , go to there comment section and say something reasonable and funny about the post and end it with "learn to make the most delicious egusi ever, if e no sweet gimme slap" or something like that. Always post something reasonable to the post o else you it will be considered spamming


- go on twitter and jump on the trending bandwagon, register on twitter, post nice meal pictures, in the caption add the trending words, as of now
these are trending "#bobrisky,Mercy Tacha #BBNaija FUCA"

Caption your pictures like this " Forget bobrisky, Mercy, Tacha #BBnaija, Egusi soup that touches the soul, licking of screen is allowed" put your Instagram link below too.


- Pay Instagram influencer, you can pay Tundeednut (80k ) instablog9ja(90k) and other pages to do an ad post for you, this doesn't always bring many followers, doesn't justify the price
You can also pay instagram skit makers(comedians) to make short skits about your product page, prices range from 70k to like 500k if not more @maraji_ been the most expensive.


- Buy an Instagram page with followers already, there are markets where you can buy pages with 50K and above follower, note: most are hacked pages and also most will not be interested in your content

Lastly, to buy Instagram followers, register on fiveer.com, you will see a lot of people offering this for as low as 20$. it not always easy but when done right , it will be worth it . Goodluck

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Celebrities / Re: E-money Dances In His Mansion In Anambra (Photos, Video) by mrjojo: 1:44pm On Jan 13, 2020
Why is this "miracle" money guy trying so hard to show people he has money ? his 5 star music is almost dead, Kc the main act of the label hasn't had a hit in years yet miraculously money keeps flowing.

it only in Nigeria you are labeled a hater when you ask for someone's source of money

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Business / Re: What Will Happen If One Fails To Pay Back Loan From Loan App? by mrjojo: 7:56pm On Jan 12, 2020
See why it's hard to do honest business in this country? Nigerians are always looking for ways to default or take advantage, See this one, a company that helped you when you were down and desperate, now you are looking for ways to defraud them, if people keep defaulting and they go bankrupt how will you or anyone in a fix get help next time? Nigerians, always so short-sighted, smh!

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Business / Re: ||SCAM ALERT!!! Don't Be A Victim||*UPDATES ON PAGES 1-7* by mrjojo: 2:23pm On Jan 12, 2020
on the 29th of last month, I posted 250$ bitcoin for sale on the E-currency thread, this person surgeonzany contacted me, I sent first to him because a google search of his number showed his whole Bio(name, school, family) i didn't think anyone will be slow enough to want to scam when arrays of there life is all over the internet Alas, I was wrong, dude said he made the transfer but his bank account had issues, I was patient, he had promised to pay thrice and has failed on all occasions, I guess all his excuses was all to buy time.


Scammer Details :

Username : surgeonzany
Name : oyewumi Abel shogo
School : Unilorin - drop out
Current location : Abeokuta
phone number: 08168832600,



his pictures are below..

I will be resulting to brute-force and other means necessary to recover my funds offline, not minding the expenses, he will CERTAINLY be made an example of.

cc :tabbaz Dominique dragnet funlord Saynotocultism








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Culture / Re: Olodumare Revisited by mrjojo: 10:14am On Jan 12, 2020

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by mrjojo: 7:43pm On Dec 30, 2019
surgeonzany:


Come please

Hi all , I have been trading btc on here for the past 3-4 years and not for once have I ever had any issue until this.

My regular buyers' rates these days are really low compared to even brick and mortal exchange companies rates, (I really don't understand why)

This moniker @surgeonzany contacted me about the btc i had to sell on Sunday, I did my due diligence as per my normal routine of sending first to a moniker I haven't traded with before, and he scaled through my process, I was a little bit in a hurry though. That is why I'm astounded he is trying to play balls, he will either be a dingbat or a dummy to want to scam when all his information (name, pictures, address, school, family pictures, and phone ) is all available with just a search of his phone number.

I sent him 250$ bitcoin since Sunday and till now, I haven't been funded nor refunded, he claimed he sent but the delay is due to bank issues. For the benefit of the doubt I wouldn't be fast to label him a scammer even though his action is saying otherwise (neither picking calls nor replying messages,). Out of the generosity of my heart, I will be giving you OYEWUMI SHOGO ABEL 24hrs to honorably do the needful. I will declare him a thief and a scammer just after. I will recover my funds by whatever means necessary and methods I deem fit.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by mrjojo: 5:11pm On Dec 28, 2019
230$ blockchain btc available @360

https:///2348034459416
Technology Market / Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by mrjojo: 2:16pm On Dec 09, 2019
uche715:
Going cheap


LG 49" Smart TV UHD 4K LED TV with Wi-Fi Ready webOS 2016/2017 Edition with Active HDR 10 plus


Features

Smart hub
Wifi ready
3D color mapping
Screen mirroring capability
Local dimming pro
Motion and voice control recognition
Usb 3.0 playback
HDMI ports and av
Quad core processor plus
UHD 4K panel
Harman Kandon premium sound quality
Active HDR 10 plus
Dobly vision
HGL
Low power consumption
Football Mode
Bluetooth connectivity
Pur color plus
DTS Premium Sound quality 5.1
Intel WiDi
Camera support
Flat design
WebOs 4.0
2016/2017 Edition
WiFi Direct
Wide color Gamut
Ultra black
360° design

And lots more


Model Code : 49UH610V


Price : 115K very negotiable


Condition : Very very clean
95?
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by mrjojo: 7:41am On Dec 09, 2019
$100 blockchain btc available@357

sold


https:///23480344594
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by mrjojo: 7:26am On Dec 05, 2019
mrjojo:
$300 blockchain btc available @360 fixed

https:///23480344594
sold
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by mrjojo: 10:24pm On Dec 04, 2019
$300 blockchain btc available @360 fixed

https:///2348034459

sold
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by mrjojo: 3:19pm On Nov 29, 2019
50$ blockchain btc available @356 fixed
Sold
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by mrjojo: 9:42am On Nov 23, 2019
50$ blockchain btc available

https:///2348034459416
Technology Market / Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by mrjojo: 10:53am On Nov 17, 2019
acunon:
LG 43" Smart TV UHD 4K LED TV with Wi-Fi Ready Bluetooth webOs 3.5 Metal Black Frame Active HDR 10 plus 2017/2018 Edition


Features

Smart hub
Wifi ready
Screen mirroring capability
USB 3.0 playback
HDMI ports and av
Quad core processor plus
UHD 4K panel
Active HDR 10 plus
UHD resolution
Clean Cable solution
Smart things
Low power consumption
Football Mode
Bluetooth connectivity
Pur color plus
WebOs 3.5
Motion and voice control recognition
Bluetooth connectivity
Flat design
Sharp image production
DTS Premium Sound quality 5.1
Intel WiDi
Camera support
And lots more

Model Code : 43UJ6309V

Price : 90K

Condition : Like Brand new
does it have base and remote, let me know ASAP.

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