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RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 7:46pm On Jan 19, 2013
BABE!:
You can't trust or relate with people you can see, but you can trust and relate with virtual people. Ok.
Drop your phone number and address. Mrkel will be happy to contact you.
Nor be your fault cheesy
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 7:41pm On Jan 19, 2013
Vikin: 18 pages and no meat seller? huh

Disappointed!
Me too angry
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 7:37pm On Jan 19, 2013
BABE!:
And where's the evidence to prove yours, rotten mackerel ?
Look whos talking ? A rottent albacore calling some1 esle ...
See my evidence below

mimifonwon: Dont judge me by my posts
1. catfish

A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using nairaland or other social media to create false identities
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 7:32pm On Jan 19, 2013
Sweetlemon: And how wonderful are the on-line presence of the people who replied my post?
My dear i have no idea, sorry i said that , am having too many enemies these days on nairaland
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 7:22pm On Jan 19, 2013
BABE!:
Aren't you the mackerel that told me to stop calling people catfish?
Yes albacore i told you to stop calling people that because there was no online evidence to prove your claim
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 7:20pm On Jan 19, 2013
Sweetlemon: Na wa o!
The topic is generally about people who pretend on-line abi?
So I just said that stuff by the way. And I wonder how that little thing I said would make me steal the spot light. I just wonder.......
So madame, what are you feeling like now? Narialand superstar?
Dont forget the people who replied to your posts were repulsive in their statments...Thats not a good sign of your online presence
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 7:14pm On Jan 19, 2013
BTW op after all the insults you say i shouldnt judge you by your post (ONLINE IDENTITY)
This can only mean one thing.

YOU ARE A CATFISH TOO

*Dies*
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 7:12pm On Jan 19, 2013
Afam4eva: This is to announce to the general public that the most wanted man on the internet named "The Meat Seller" has been discovered. Our team at CTU worked tirelessly to make sure that this mysterious character is discovered for deceiving one Mrs Minifownwon whose blazing libido led her to "The meat seller" otherwise known as "The catfish". Unfortunately, the identity of the meatseller cannot be released at the moment cos his accomplices are still at large and we're committed to finding them.
*Falls off chair* cheesy
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 7:10pm On Jan 19, 2013
mimifonwon: If thunder doesnt fire you where you are then you know you are a fool. Dude for your info i never went after him to sleep with him, granted i was crushing on him, but believe me, that was not my intention, maybe that is the intention of all the woman in your family, but not mines, my mother raised me better. Yes i had a lapse in judgement by wanting to meet someone i met online, but i went with my brothers and my cousins, so i wasnt stupid. And finally may you become impotent for suggesting i am insolent and so forth. Dont judge me by my posts, because i can be a fire breathing tigress when i want and a kind puppy when i want. And dont make me put a curse on you and your generation. You are a perfect fool. And i wont reply your comment for i know you will come at me that i deserved what i got, well so it is.
SOme1 replied for me already girlie girl

coogar: except that if the meatseller had offered to take you to bed, you wouldn't have hesitated....who are you fooling with the whole my mother raised me well mantra? even pröstitutes were raised well by their mothers - they just refused to apply the training they got after a while.
there's no doubt in my mind you would have slëpt with the op if he was the same picture you crushed on months ago. from illinois to lagos is not beans - the airmiles you clocked going to lagos was more than the journey the jews clocked in the wilderness for 40 yrs. grin
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 6:52pm On Jan 19, 2013
Idowuogbo: U sure dey real diamonds for dat price? undecided
YER...shey na you say 70k own dey ni grin
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 6:51pm On Jan 19, 2013
Unluvable*:
Its only OP I can reveal it to, she didn't want the guy's name mentioned here.. tongue . On a serious note, she mentioned that the guy contested in Mr NL....that's where I started the calculation wink
Please if you know the person kindly tell us.. i really need to leave nairaland and go get somethings outside now!!!

BABE!:
Will you pop off??! Abi you want to get baptized with insults?
Its your regular trademark, i wont be suprised

Dyt: MRKELS
And you are his AUNT right? cheesy
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 6:46pm On Jan 19, 2013
Idowuogbo: Semi-Swarovski crystals... tongue
Are you sure? the lowest i have seen is like 500 pounds o
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 6:45pm On Jan 19, 2013
Dyt: Amebos
Una wan know d meat seller
Well, me don know bt I won't tell
Tell us if you know jare
OP IS A LIAR...SHE SHOULD TELL US WHO HE IS OR HER STORY NEVER HAPPENED
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 6:43pm On Jan 19, 2013
BABE!:
What were the excuses he was giving when you asked for a video chat? Someone stole his webcam? His Skype act. doesn't come with video chatting?
Simple, his webcam is not working..
Come stop callling people catfish na.

whats your problem self?
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 6:42pm On Jan 19, 2013
TELL US OR YOUR STORY NEVER HAPPENED............. undecided
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 6:41pm On Jan 19, 2013
mimifonwon: no nothing is wrong with being a meat seller, just be honest about who you are, i liked the personality and the character i had gotten to know, but i hate being lied to, thats my number 1 petpeeve, he apologized, but the damage had been done. He not only lied about his appearance, he lied about his age, his 13years my senior (smh), but in all he apologized and all i could feel was sorry and pity for him. My brothers said the same thing you said about him having an honest living, but i would have rather i knew that beforehand.
Mimi of a geh...you should tell us who this person is...
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 6:39pm On Jan 19, 2013
Idowuogbo: Na diamond? undecided
Which diamond can you get for 70k
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 6:01pm On Jan 19, 2013
masterpiecer: that is if she is a meat seller?
I didnt say that , Im only trying to tell him because of this meat seller's case, we cant trust anyone here again.
Not even ogugua88 grin
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 5:54pm On Jan 19, 2013
Afam4eva: Why i'm i stuck starring at Dyt's profile picture for over 30 minutes huh
How can you be so sure shes the one on her profile pix cheesy
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 5:46pm On Jan 19, 2013
poshdiva: Whether or not I admit to being a catfish, does it add any value to your life whatsoever?
Dont mind that girl jor.
Shes the catfish here
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 5:44pm On Jan 19, 2013
mudistr: Try meeting up with someone in Badoo, and you will see a visual scam of the highest order. I don't know how they do it
That site don cast jor.
G boys have spoit the fun there
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Almost Lost His Joystick During Civil War by mrkels(m): 5:43pm On Jan 19, 2013
The topic is super hilarious.
lwkmd cheesy
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 5:38pm On Jan 19, 2013
2legit2qwt: Hotdiva
sexyT
cutemaybe
morningbeauty
cuteRose
sweetjessie
hornybabe
i'mhot
i'msexy
i'mamodel
i2fine
itheyhot
namefinepass
Typical salmon and tilapia handles
Bless you son..this was the reason why i stopped hooking up on twitter...They are nothing close to what they claim to be online.
smh for girls
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 5:33pm On Jan 19, 2013
BABE!:
Another emotional post. Poshdiva is a classic catfish name. You're a catfish?
Im begining to suspect you. The way you are attacking people and their opinion is becoming suspicious .
Take a chill pill and respect their opinion towards this issue and stop insulting them by saying they are ""catifishes""
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 5:30pm On Jan 19, 2013
poshdiva: I really don't think it was necessary for the OP to create this thread. It is very demeaning and embarrassing. For the guy to have come clean with you, it means he isn't a professional. He probably got carried away with the lies and couldn't continue.
He also probably never thought that it was going to get that serious to the point of meeting you.
No one knows tomorrow babe.
You are getting it all wrong...I know my naija brothers. someone in his circle must have convinced him to play along (telling her the truth and revealing his identity) hoping the gurl would forgive him and take his life to the next level...maybe from meat seller in osodin to a skilled worker in the US...Trust me, the dude is a hustler.
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 5:25pm On Jan 19, 2013
BABE!:
A negative response and irrelevant statements to back it up. . . is an evidence that you're lying. You're hiding something. You're not "the" catfish, but you're a catfish.
SHuuu...see this one ooo...lwkmd.
pople know me on this forum o.
damn you are funny
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 5:23pm On Jan 19, 2013
It cant be lucenzo jor
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 5:17pm On Jan 19, 2013
Vikin: More like the tilapia fish grin
Because i said you were the meat seller shey?
I only infered from your post jor...i mean you know their market schedules...that can only mean 1 thing wink
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 5:15pm On Jan 19, 2013
Vikin: This thread is suppose to talk about your catfish experience. Do you have any to share with us mister! cheesy
Already shared mine on this particular thread

BABE!:
So emotional. You're from the catfish clan?
Nah...I am so not the meat seller...Ask around wink
RomanceRe: Are There Catfish On Nairaland? by mrkels(m): 5:09pm On Jan 19, 2013
The OP is not neccesarily a 'take home to mama kind of girl'
she too has her flaws and shes here running her mouth.
Arrogant girl hoping to get laid with a cool nigerian guy
Going through her posts all i can say is shes a bloody insolent girl, very rude, arrogant and very disrespectful.

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