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Webmasters › Re: Credit Card Fraud In South Africa by mrkels(m): 11:51am On Feb 01, 2013

Waste of space

Webmasters › Re: Credit Card Skimming In South Africa, Cape Town by mrkels(m): 11:51am On Feb 01, 2013

^^LOL

Chai Nairalanders ooo

Webmasters › Re: Please Who Can Develop A Bank Webisite by mrkels(m): 11:49am On Feb 01, 2013

Slyr0x: I've been opportuned to perform some assessments of e-banking solutions for a fair percentage of nigerian banks.
1. No CTO would contract out an online banking solution to someone who knows nothing about how it is being built.
2. Hardly will you see any Nigerian bank contract the development of an e-banking suite to a NIGERIAN 'cos of the preference of foreign e-banking solutions like Finnacle, CR2 (tested & trusted worldwide) over some "home-made" softwares. .
Banks spend up to if not more than 10million naira on procurement/support. Trust me, No CTO wants to gamble with this.
Like I said, OP should come up with another story.

Well said...

Webmasters › Re: How Can I Improve This? by mrkels(m): 11:44am On Feb 01, 2013

First of all, i think you should tell people that its a PORN SITE undecided

Secondly, Give your life to christ cheesy

Webmasters › Re: 2go Is A Thief by mrkels(m): 11:43am On Feb 01, 2013

^^ Very funny... In other news i think my Whatsapp has expired. These people wanna push me to develop a free chatting app for users worldewide abi. undecided

Sports › Re: N2.4m For Super Eagles If They Defeat Ivory Coast by mrkels(m): 10:58am On Feb 01, 2013

Doesnt Make sense...So without the monetary motivation they wont perform? They are supposed to perform out of love for their country, and the motivating factor should be patrotism and not the money. Shame on the useless bunch of loosers representing us at the AFCON games. Shame on the people motivating them with money. Shame on all those who think its a right move to motivate them with money.

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Webmasters › Re: Google Zebra Update Ready To Wipe All Websites Off From The Web by mrkels(m): 1:07pm On Jan 31, 2013

Seo optimizers defeated panda, so if there's anything like zebra I believe they ll be able to deal with it too.

Education › Re: Saburi Graduates After 14 Years In OAU by mrkels(m): 12:44pm On Jan 31, 2013

There used to be a guy like this in uniben back in the days, wasn't a politician though, very brilliant but he never graduates from school, iwhen I entered school, he was in final year , to my greatest suprise when I was leaving they said he was just about entering final year . He moved from department to department, held tutorials here and there, and paced about like some1 who wasn't mentally stable. Only God knows where he is now.

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Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Is The Most Difficult Celebrity’ - Super Bowl Officials by mrkels(m): 12:33pm On Jan 31, 2013

I was reading about their unreasonable demands some days back and I am not suprised she made this one,but who would blame her, in the end, those things would be provided . Do a google search and you would find more of these riduculous demands. These celebs are really not worth it in the end. Imagine making this expensive demand only to lip sing in the end? No wonder they nearly ate her raw during obamas inauguration!!

Politics › Re: Osun - 20,000 OYES Cadets Graduate. 18,000 Youth Get Permanent Jobs. by mrkels(m): 9:20am On Jan 31, 2013

Trouble Maker: When I read the above, one name came to my mind: BEAF

The f00l ran around NL unclad like a drunkard telling gullible folks how Aregbesola was training political thugs and Islamic militants. Thank God he's been put to shame just like the "nest of killers" in Osun State.

To God be the glory!!!

Are you serious?
Wow...nice one by the state...I wish some stupid state governors like uduaghan can emulate this and put some 20,000 jobless youths out of their misery. Just 200M monthly whereas he spends close to 500M entertaining guests and partying monthly.

Webmasters › Re: Love Dating Website Designed By A Nairalander by mrkels(m): 4:47pm On Jan 30, 2013

greenmouse: Mr Kels wats that ?

Am talking about the pics, both chris and evelyn looks super familiar and I can bet they are notregistered members of the site waiting for me to log in

Travel › Re: Domestic Airfares Drop By 50% As Competition Heightens by mrkels(m): 3:42pm On Jan 30, 2013

Lord knows I hate Arik air and their over priced services. Nonesence thieves exploiting nigerians. I pity people who feel flying arik is a thing of class.
Hope the prices come down futher so that even ssecondary school students would be frequent flyers like it is in other developed countries. I also hope they kill this high airfare prices by installing a standardized rail way system which covers the whole country. I ll like to tell arik air "in your face" someday when this railway dream is actualised in nigeria...

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Webmasters › Re: Get A Free Full Featured Professional US Based Blog/web Hosting Service by mrkels(m): 1:03am On Jan 30, 2013

Cant fill in the .com's or any other extentions for that matter. undecided

Webmasters › Re: Gtbank Sends Out Scam Email By Mistake? by mrkels(m): 10:58pm On Jan 29, 2013

LWKMD..... cheesy

Webmasters › Re: Adbrite Shutting Down On Feb. 1, 2013 by mrkels(m): 10:50pm On Jan 29, 2013

Tribal fusion nkor?
Btw yewa ti de what your website? lipsrsealed

Webmasters › Re: How To Get Adsense Cheque In Public Houses? by mrkels(m): 10:49pm On Jan 29, 2013

The house/flat you live in have a particular distinct number right? So the post man would always go to the number stated on the cheque sent.
Also, your name is there on the letter and the messenger would request for you and only you before he drops this cheques, in an event where you won't be around he ll drop the cheque in your house(not your neigbours) with a relative or anyone he meets in the house. I have my google cheques delivered straight to my parents house as i opened the account while i was still living there and the man who brings it always asks for me and when he doesnt see me drops with my mom. I no longer live there now but my cheques are still sent there, dont want to go through the hassles of changing address for now.

Webmasters › Re: Love Dating Website Designed By A Nairalander by mrkels(m): 10:37pm On Jan 29, 2013*

Chris is an american small tv star...evelyn is MBGN...na wa o cheesy

Nice one btw.

Webmasters › Re: America Business Man Acquired Lagbook.com For $10,000 by mrkels(m): 10:13pm On Jan 29, 2013

Javanian: L.M.A.O

First of all LAGBook acquires Top level domain for $10,000

then few months later...

LAGBook is sold for thesame $10,000

una no sabi lie self

@slyr0x please damn the rules and move this thread to the JOKE section thats where it belongs...

So who bought it from them? Is it some american who didnt pay heed to the warnings on the flippa site or they bought it from themselves hoping to sell it at a higher price months or years from now?
Lord know im super confused right now...

Webmasters › Re: America Business Man Acquired Lagbook.com For $10,000 by mrkels(m): 9:48pm On Jan 29, 2013

@Goldenval, dude or madame what the hell is wrong with you? why in the world would you sell that kind of goldmine?
Geez...Or am i missing something here? Im talking about justretweet...

Webmasters › Re: Please Who Can Develop A Bank Webisite by mrkels(m): 9:31pm On Jan 29, 2013

Slyr0x: This is ridiculous!
A total noob got contacted to build something as delicate as an online banking solution?!
Laughable!!!
Another story pls

By that do you mean newbies? How sure are you that they are not capable of handling the job?
Can you do better? Gimme reasons for your conclusion.

Sports › Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by mrkels(m): 7:48pm On Jan 29, 2013

[size=14pt]But na wa o, 2 penalties, if it was against nigeria we for don dey scream ojoro...God i can feel what the ethiopians are feeling now...angry and sad [/size]

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Sports › Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by mrkels(m): 7:47pm On Jan 29, 2013

2 : 0 UP NAIJA

Sports › Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by mrkels(m): 7:46pm On Jan 29, 2013

OMG LOOK AT THE VIEWERS

I JUST PRAY WE BREAK THAT LATE MIN EQUALISING TODAY IJN cheesy

Sports › Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by mrkels(m): 7:42pm On Jan 29, 2013

GOAL

Sports › Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by mrkels(m): 6:02pm On Jan 29, 2013

Final hope...but if burkina faso wins and naija draws we might qualify ni abi?

Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Inyanya Before And After by mrkels(m): 3:33pm On Jan 29, 2013

Seen this pic here before...

Romance › Re: Singles, What Are Your Plans For Valentine's Day? by mrkels(m): 3:32pm On Jan 29, 2013

I actually dont know what i ll do that day...I need a val cry

Celebrities › Rick Ross Drive By Shooting Was Staged - 50 Cent by mrkels(op): 3:12pm On Jan 29, 2013

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It's unlikely Rick Ross will ever forget the first hours of his 37th year. The corrections officer-turned-rapper was targeted in a drive-by shooting in Florida in the early hours of Monday morning, managing to escape a hail of bullets before crashing his Rolls Royce into a building. Although few details about the altercation have been released, some believe it may have been related to threats made by members of the Gangster Disciples street gang last month. There's at least one person who isn't worried about Ricky Rozay: His longtime rival 50 Cent. On Monday afternoon, 50 posted a photo of Ross' vehicle being towed to Instagram, writing, "Hahaha fat boy hit the building?lol it looks staged to me. No hole's in da car." He later tweeted, "hahaha that boy was spooked. I ride like OBAMA level 6 built proof, bomb proof,you already know." Ross had been celebrating his birthday at Miami celebrity magnet Club LIV. Diddy, Fabolous, and DJ Khaled were also at the party.

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