jjman2322: how do people meet on this forum? is there a section for that or something

Stop smoking that thing it aint good for your health

BABE!:
Coogar, you're attracting a man, jjman2322. Are you really what you attract?

Lmaooooo! Dis geh hen!

Ileke-IdI:


Another ID?

jjman2322:

ID? huh?

Idowuogbo:
U called?

rotfl

How anyone can blame this girl is beyond me
I'm guessing it's now ok to be deceitful by trying to be what you ain't according to NLers

@OP

I hope you know you really don't have to respond to everyone on here

BABE!:
Coogar, you're attracting a man, jjman2322. Are you really what you attract?

Huh? im confused.. all im saying here is if anyone from the states that just got back wanna meet up, they should let me know.. guy or girl.. im in the east.. i just cant relate/trust people here, since i didnt grow up here... so im kinda just working and chilling at home.. looking for more friends..

BABE!:


And where's the evidence to prove yours, rotten mackerel ?

Look whos talking ? A rottent albacore calling some1 esle ...
See my evidence below

mimifonwon:
Dont judge me by my posts

1. catfish

A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using nairaland or other social media to create false identities

Ileke-IdI:
lalalosky looks like a crayfish seller, so we can rule him out

my ileke damsel, may obatala suck your böobies for this wicked statement on me ..lwkmd

ItsModella:
what are you on about? lalaosky is an akpu seller..

lmao...your left butt cheeks there...lol

Out of 12, two were area boys( tax collectors) , oηε was a chronic doubter , oηε was a thief ....

Naw compare dat to d multitude abound on online community.

Your answer wudnt ß far fetched.

A pity Ʊ had to go tru this lane first hand.

Nonetheless, let it not deter Ʊ frm meeting d gud ones out dere.

18 pages and no meat seller?

Disappointed!

mrkels:
My dear i have no idea, sorry i said that , am having too many enemies these days on nairaland

No problem dear. We are cool.

jjman2322:

I went to college for business in the usa.. now im in nigeria running my dads company.. if you gimme ur number i can call and tell you more if you wanna know.. you can also check my post history i guess

another meatseller tales...

jjman2322:

Huh? im confused.. all im saying here is if anyone from the states that just got back wanna meet up, they should let me know.. guy or girl.. im in the east.. i just cant relate/trust people here, since i didnt grow up here... so im kinda just working and chilling at home.. looking for more friends..

freecocoa just got back from hawaii and ileke-idi is visiting her great grand parents in the middle of febuary. if i were you, i would start bombarding their emails with love notes and love songs. don't dull yourself

Vikin: 18 pages and no meat seller?

Disappointed!

Me too

freecocoa: You can try faking the British accent and succeed for people who know not what the British accent sounds like.

Leave matter abeg, e no easy, I almost chop my tongue when I follow one whitey talk sometime ago .

yahoo yahoo

jjman2322:

Huh? im confused.. all im saying here is if anyone from the states that just got back wanna meet up, they should let me know.. guy or girl.. im in the east.. i just cant relate/trust people here, since i didnt grow up here... so im kinda just working and chilling at home.. looking for more friends..

well hit me up, when i visit naija in july we can go have some pami...lol, but i dont go anywhere else in the east but aba.But yeah just hit me up via email.

IMHO, this story is a hogwash...faking a british accent no be beans...unless the OP don't know a british accent when she hears one



@OP, say the name of the meat seller or your tales are lies.shikena

jjman2322:

Huh? im confused.. all im saying here is if anyone from the states that just got back wanna meet up, they should let me know.. guy or girl.. im in the east.. i just cant relate/trust people here, since i didnt grow up here... so im kinda just working and chilling at home.. looking for more friends..

Shine your eyes wella. Naija Babes na

jjman2322:

Huh? im confused.. all im saying here is if anyone from the states that just got back wanna meet up, they should let me know.. guy or girl.. im in the east.. i just cant relate/trust people here, since i didnt grow up here... so im kinda just working and chilling at home.. looking for more friends..

You can't trust or relate with people you can see, but you can trust and relate with virtual people. Ok.

Drop your phone number and address. Mrkels will be happy to contact you.

freecocoa: You can try faking the British accent and succeed for people who know not what the British accent sounds like.

Leave matter abeg, e no easy, I almost chop my tongue when I follow one whitey talk sometime ago .

You are a suspect!

cyril83: yahoo yahoo

so freecocoa is yahoo yahoo? That explains a lot

mimifonwon:


well hit me up, when i visit naija in july we can go have some pami...lol, but i dont go anywhere else in the east but aba.But yeah just hit me up via email.

nkan n be! I like this girl. She no send.
After she saw "rich", she forgot the meat seller.

Na wetin, why everybody dey claim meat seller. Una want collect my identity
I got prove oooooooooooo

Who я those calling me meat sellers here

Their left balls

Ileke-IdI:


Based on this description, no one on NL came to mind.

You practice cyber-witchcraft to ĸпoω all we got in here?

Just a shame

jjman2322:

Huh? im confused.. all im saying here is if anyone from the states that just got back wanna meet up, they should let me know.. guy or girl.. im in the east.. i just cant relate/trust people here, since i didnt grow up here... so im kinda just working and chilling at home.. looking for more friends..

u r in d east and u r showing off. ok, kidnappers r on their way to ur place. no worry

BABE!:

You can't trust or relate with people you can see, but you can trust and relate with virtual people. Ok.
Drop your phone number and address. Mrkel will be happy to contact you.

Nor be your fault

BABE!:


You can't trust or relate with people you can see, but you can trust and relate with virtual people. Ok.

Drop your phone number and address. Mrkel will be happy to contact you.

Ya because i've looked all over and i cant find people from the states/uk here i can relate with..

I came back from christmas holidays, told this girl i was jet lagged.. shes like whats a jet lag.. smh..

i've given up.. and ill be happy to add ANYONE to facebook first.... you'll see me, pics, friends, family, etc.. and see im normal.. nothing to hide.. just bored out of my mind and contemplating moving back to usa.

Still waiting for meat seller.

***** keeps refreshing pages********

2legit2qwt: How anyone can blame this girl is beyond me
I'm guessing it's now ok to be deceitful by trying to be what you ain't according to NLers

@OP

I hope you know you really don't have to respond to everyone on here

I wonder o!
Kai!
Some NLers ehn!

lekkie073:
u r in d east and u r showing off. ok, kidnappers r on their way to ur place. no worry

You should have let him post his address first.

We yahoo yahoo boys are not happy with your post.

see as people are claiming to be the meat seller.lol


well, i'm ileke-idi...any man/woman that has 50 mill dollars as his fixed asset, hit me up via email

lekkie073:
u r in d east and u r showing off. ok, kidnappers r on their way to ur place. no worry

no i dont show off, just saying cuz i cant hide it.. first time a girl meets me she knows im not poor.. doesnt help that i have to go around with security.. anyway you can read my other thread where i voiced my frustrations..

https://www.nairaland.com/1127824/moved-back-nigeria-miss-states..help