emae009:

lazy goat

nope it's goat's shit/faeces. ifuo means shit in efik language (Calabar)

TheEnygma:
Arsenal adi IFUO EBOT
translate if you understand.

ifuo ewa

Omihanifa:
E be like say village People wan finish this halima abubakar finally.

The other time nah her face begin dey gather different black spots now again some of her skin dey decay

When they tell time to stop patronising native doctors, doing jazz against each other and also snatching people's husbands and turning them into mumu they won't listen. Now the chicken has finally come home to roost

those black spots turn me on.
na my fetish be that

Barbieroo:
I hope me Barbie will benefit from it

I love Barbies
send me a PM let's talk

Nwachi22:

Lol......Obviously you’re the one who is frustrated here.

send me a PM let's talk

cho25bc:
Stupid advice from a childish married woman with immature reasoning. I thought as a married woman,toolz should be wiser than this. What will happen to the IG pictures if she starts flooding it with the pictures o? Heaven go fall? Toolz should talk about something more intelligent biko or face her marriage.

For chioma, davido outsmarted her. Both of them were playing and scheming each other ni but one was faster and sharper than the other.

I wonder where are those stupid ladies that year who were using chioma as a prayer point of contact when davido jntroduced her with assurance and 45m porsche car. They were ranting and raging all over social media then that their bfs should emulate davido and also give them assurance too. Where are they now? Im sure most of them are happy at the downfall of chioma. Girls of nowadays with fish brains and hatred for each.

The future is indeed female

I don't understand your profile picture oh.
You studied CLA at UI right?
Why are on a wheel chair cos I know you were very okay years back

hahn:
Na rubbish she write

Numerouno94:


Intelligent keh? with those grammatical errors.

Slynation:
Good to know I'm not the only one who noticed the letter is ridiculed with balderdash...

bidexolumanish:
intellingent kini,thats rubbish full of blunders

you wey no sabi common spellings.
Ogbeni shift abeg

sisisioge:


Shes not the one. One "professional" letter writer must have charged her for this great application

sharap, no be everybody mumu like you

SanctifiedSista:
Wow, what an intelligent girl
Highly needed for your clients
Test her on speaking it not just writing
Well done babe

there are fellows who can write perfectly but have issues speaking especially in public.
Myself is an example

MrIcredible:
070yamamatoetoe80

coward I'll still track you, no worry it's just a matter of time

ChildOfDoom:
hmmm I look up to God to change my story. soon I will be childoflife

thank God you still have hope

Remmedy:
......

met one last week, after I got her number I then called her two days later and she didn't pick up, I just jejely delete her number commot for my phone so in case she calls back I then save it back unfortunately she didn't call and that's how she got myself out of my contact list.
before I met redpill I was the simp that would disturb ladies with calls but now my heart and ego is longer than third mainland bridge

ok

MrIcredible:

If born your papa well, try locate me. I dey Lagos surulere. For more info, quote me.

drop number

EkenmaPeter:
Welcome everyone.
Today I will be writing about starting a life as a programmer which I will list 5 things to know and be ready to do or let go to be able to be a successful programmer.


1. You don't need to be a computer science student

These days it's very easy to pick up a skill you are interested in and learn. Content are so much available for anything possible you can learn or you wish you know about.
In programing, you are expected to be a computer science student but in reality you don't even need to be in a computer related field to be a successful programmer.
Non computer science student are breaking borders and solving problems.


2. Google is your friend

No programmer can know everything, the best programmers in the world still use Google to find a way out of there problems.
In programing, no man is an island. I once watch an interview between Bill gates and Steve Job. Steve Job talks about how they had to fly bill gate from his location down to there factory just to help them build a particular function for their pc OS. So always ask for help through any means.


3. Don't follow the crowd.

Let me paint a picture for you on this.
Peter wants to start learning programing, his friends tunde is a PHP developer. Just because he don't want to follow tunde because NodeJs is the next big thing he followed the crowd.
1 year later peter is still looking for a job but tunde keep cashing out on PHP Core language.
In programing you choose what you want and can do and not what other people wants. Do you want to go into robotics look in python etc, you want to go into app look into java etc.

PHP alone can make you a billionaire if you chose the right path. In PHP you can choose to go into WordPress which are break into Themes, Plugins, Add-on and many more, or Magnito or OpenCart or Laravel etc which are build on PHP. Choose a language you no you can create and build on not just because Mr A is into it then you want to do the same.


4. You don't need a job, you only need an idea

In Nigeria, going into programing is all about working in a good reputable company and earn a moderate salary. But little do they know that there are markets meant for programmers. People sell scripts, plugins , fully customized Website and get millions of dollars with $100 per download.
Choose your path in this great adventure you find yourself into. We need more programmers in this country. Check YouTuber you find out that india's has dominant the web development space. Good programmers sharing ideas to help young developer to excel. They are making the use of their large population of programmers to improve there life and that of their country.



5. Have a pet projects

Pet projects helps in building your path to where you wish to end up. A pet projects is your small little miracle waiting to happen. A twitter engineer was using Bootstrap as a pet project for job for his tasks till it became best frontend css framework.
Don't start programming without having a pet project, it shape you. It takes your boring time and it also keep you consistent which is the key in our line of job.



Thanks. I hope you understand me.
By EkenmaPeter

you forgot to tell these people that you need the knowledge of mathematics so as to be able to code

MrIcredible:

Excuse me,
Please don't mistake me for your father.

na keypad you dey sabi insult and boast abi?
no worry by the time I locate you tear you slap you go learn to dey respect your elders since it's obvious you're fatherless

Lamasta:
Hope they will stand strong like Leicester city that came unannounced and dislodged the likes of Arsenal and Tottenham for the top 4...

monumental and historic achievement.
consistency is the watchword

NwaNimo1:
Norwich city in PL again?

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keep dreaming

lkillbrokehoes:
Kids are just much on this forum

coming from the grand patron and chairman of kids on nairaland

iamcee:
How does one become more consistent?

Consistency - everyone writes about it, everyone reads about it yet few could apply it to their life.

The act of doing something over and over isn't consistency. It's repetition. Consistency is the ability of your subconscious mind to get the job done even if you are resisting it consciously.

It's the constant battle between decisions made by the conscious and subconscious mind. Understand where the decision is coming from and you are already ahead of your previous version.

Consistency comes from momentum and not repetitions.

I would prefer you doing 3 push-ups every day instead of doing 21 at once every week.

Momentum is what trains your mind for consistency. It never really cares about the magnitude of work but it does want to see you doing it.

The story of consistency starts from building momentum through the smallest of actions.

Look around you, everything that is consistent is fueled by momentum.

Look at a tree, Positive momentum is life, Negative momentum is death.

OGUNKEYEDE GRACE

Seun
lalasticala
mynd44

I Hope I can also apply this to my prayer life