Rooney's heat map against wolfsburg.. Running like a headless chicken in midfield. no activity inside the box apart from missing a sitter my dead granny will score

Leyqute:


Don't worry, Elamps baba will counter this. Oga pace n pawa has his own company that manufactures matchday statistics.

Where him wan cook am from?

elampiro:
Where is the other guy who was talking about stat last night? Shall we go there now?

Come out and let's discuss stat from yesterday's match.

Stat pack


PASSES


mata rooney schweinsteiger schneiderlin

Forward 36.4 13.9 32.3 23.1

backward 29.5 30.6 11.3 17.3

left 22.7 22.2 19.4 32.7

right 11.4 33.3 37.1 26.9

Rooney the number 10 who is more defensive than morgan and schweinsteiger


Attack 3 shots 1 shots 2 shots 0 shots

on target 2 0 0 0

off target 1 0 0 0

Maybe rooney should play behind schweinsteiger here. Don't you think


total match touches

minutes played 90 90 72 90

touches 59 45 76 60

Rooney has fewer touches than everyone despite playing more minutes than Schweinsteiger who played 72 minutes

culled from goal. I actually typed it all out as i cant screenshot right now

just imagine if this container fell to the other side of the road, the truck probably would have followed and we would have lost innocent precious lives again. Lagos is scary to live in. Am just happy i work at home and don't move about much because all the laws made in this state are jokes written to entertain those it was meant for

raumdeuter:


You mean no one here can point to an EPL team topping its group. I know that league is useless but I didnt know it was this useless

AdeLaNa1 was right, arguing with you is like talking to a wall. You make careless statements all in a bid to hype your messed up German league has never had more than two champions league finalists in the last 15years. You come here to tell us how fantastic your league is but brag about one team from the mickey mouse one way league topping their UCL table after match day 2. I am sure uefa must be happy to record positive points for the disgraceful results the rest have suffered in the last 2days.

Anyway congratulations for winning the UCL after day 2. Europe is so proud of German football

Dadehmola:
I can see Elampiro viewing the thread but his idol's shameful performance dey make am dey feel bad

If he tries to defend shrek, stats will be pulled out faster than the time taken to UnCloth a Hot lass

raumdeuter:


If I show you 1 German team topping its group would you show me 1 EPL team topping its group too?

nawa but but bros.... you said this naw. Have you no shame? you say things you cannot defend?

raumdeuter:


UEFA ranking Buli 2nd EPL fill in the gap

2 German teams top their groups currently No EPl team can say that. even No EPL team is top 2 in their groups

Buli 4 CL wins EPL how many?

martial is a better number 7, shame we have no real 9

AdeLaNa1:
Nawa o

my brother i dey vex...Arsenal fans have no right to troll anybody at this moment. Not after the gangg b@ng of yesterday in front of their fans

ElFenomeno1:


Shuuuush...... dingbat!!!

please join ur brother pataki in oblivion

ElFenomeno1:


I was never in a state where recovery was required!!!!

so what happened? Your phone got stolen? You were too scared to use it? asswipes soiling English football season in season out. Please return to your ward and rest. The recovery is not yet complete. After sunday when your fate is sealed, you'll full recover

ElFenomeno1:
We have decided to proceed with the booking of party stuff like DJ, canopies and tents, canapes and cocktails..... The party must happen tonight!

You really have no single shame. A team without a champions league title to its name getting beat by Olympiacos from a mickey mouse league not rated among the first ten in Europe. Worse beaten at home for matter. I will have more pride to loose to Wolfsburg than loose to Olympiacos. 12 defeats in England, 37 conceded, 3 scored now 1 win, 39 conceded... scored six(6)..i.e half their overall goal haul in England.. only Arsenal can do that. Even your London rivals Chelsea are a better team having dumped your invisibles out in 2004 and then winning it before your very eyes 8years later


The rest of England could wish for wenger to continue as the top four won't be troubled in terms of winning the league but because of you, your useless manager, we may have to start fighting for three spots. You should be crying by now as your fourth spot is going.

Explorers:



Lol.....Actually, there are three major factors that causes plane crash;


* Human factor (Pilot's error, highjack).


* Mechanical factor(Failure/malfunctioning of the engine, instruments, or some parts of the plane).


* Climatic factor(Lightning, thunder, storm, turbulence).

Lightning can cut off the power of a plane, but now most new generation plane are designed with lightening proof.

Thanks sir..

Explorers:
United Airlines flight 173(1978).

Suffered fuel exhaustion and crashed short of the runway in a suburban Portland neighborhood in 1978, miraculously only killing 10 of its 189 people on board. After becoming distracted with a faulty landing gear, the pilot decided to abort the plane’s initial landing to assess the problem and prepare passenger’s for an emergency landing. In the process, the flight crew became so absorbed with the issue that everybody failed to realize that the aircraft was about to run out of fuel. Flight 173 became a textbook example in aviation training in an effort to try to teach future flight crews to maintain situational awareness when problems occur in the cockpit.

5:01am... just woke up from one of the worst nightmares iv had as an adult. i read this thread among other threads before going to sleep and it didn't seem this one was going to terrify me. In my dream, i saw planes falling out of the sky. Like they all just lost their power and started falling out what i saw was freaking real. two Boeings crashed in the same direction with deafening sounds as if they were following same route and passed through an electrostatic field or something and in a far distant away i saw an airbus, yea an airbus crashing and tumbling through people and properties causing total destruction along the way. Everything was so real and all i kept thinking was when would the next one drop and would it be at my exact location and with that fear i woke up sweating under a super cold weather. Bros you do me bad walai. Dnt know when ill use a plane again but i was wondering if any thing could shut down a planes electrical system like i saw in my dream.. can a natural phenomenon up there cause something like that?

raumdeuter:
Best league in Europe


6 CL matches 5 losses

But dem tell us say that UEFA ranking na ojoro

BPL is finished, am not even holding fort for my team or city tomorrow. The London teams have been found out, at some point the Manchester teams will join and we will all pack home once more. The only prayer we can pray now is for italian teams to be doing bad as Roma was tonight, orelse we would loose that 3rd spot and itll be due to Arsenal's most consistent failure in the UCL in all of Europe.

Sometimes you wonder who or what arsene wenger rests his players for.. is it the premier league that he'll never end 2nd position or champions league where he'll always be dumped out by bayern or Capital one cup where even minnows get to the final and win while le prof is trying out his new fancy boy from france?

And noisemakers like pataki and elf will come here to call us scummies. playing same thing in the champions league season in season out. Would be out by November. Cannot beat an Olympiacos at home. This is a team that has never won in England, conceded 37 of all their 12 games with English teams and scored 3. In essence they have scored as much as as they have ever scored in England against Arsenal tonight. What a record.

Happy Birthday mate