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Family / Re: Woman! Know Thyself! You Are More Than A Ring And A Title. by MrLouisVanGaal1: 10:15pm On Oct 02, 2015
LastProphet:


the person that provided the most leadership in the lsst organization I worked was a woman and she beat many of us men to it without contest. at a point we started to call her MANdam! bros you don't become a leader in the family because you have a joystick! you got to earn it abeg, lets stop deceiving ourselves abeg

Is madam single?? Don't deviate from the topic here. Madam needs her wedding ring and her Mrs and if she doesnt have it yet, i can bet that she is either sad in her quiet time that despite all her successes, she has no man to return to to share it with or she's already in the process of getting that man. A woman needs a man in her life..Kapish!!!!


Btw hope you are are aware men are easily predisposed to women hence opening up opportunities you a man will work your asss off to get. So women being more successful is usually the perception of the female sex and not necessarily by intelligence or skill. Women get what they want because men and women like them are gonna listen more to them than you and i
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 9:54pm On Oct 02, 2015
Pereira fall my hand and leg on wednesday but i would still like to see him on the bench, maybe brought in after we are 4 goals up.
Family / Re: Woman! Know Thyself! You Are More Than A Ring And A Title. by MrLouisVanGaal1: 9:45pm On Oct 02, 2015
MizMyColi:
I have learnt today that there is a difference between complement and complete.

Thanks Epaul.

Now, let me sit on my paw paw tree and wait for someone to come and preach to me that I am incomplete because Mrs and stoned ring never enter the equation.

You are probably between 19 and 25. A time where a young lady can be wild and free and say things like 'i don't need marriage' 'i don't need a man'. in 5, 10 or 20 years time when you would achieved all you want in life, shut out everyone mocking you for still being single, you will then sit and realize you are an emotional creature. Emphasis on emotional. At that time you will know what the word 'void' means in the dictionary and then you will fully understand what a ring and a Mrs completing you actually meant. Not the naive, girlish understanding you have now. It's funny how one of your champions Beyonce never gave that ring a second thought and she even brags with the name Mrs Carter.

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Family / Re: Woman! Know Thyself! You Are More Than A Ring And A Title. by MrLouisVanGaal1: 9:37pm On Oct 02, 2015
LastProphet:



if in 2015 you are still thinking strength is muscles then sorry. the op has said something that is beyond the IQ of 90% of Nigerians so you are excused for not understanding

my brother....does advance in time change the fact that women are the weaker sex. Anatomically, physiologically and psychologically. The moment you understand that being intellectually sound doesn't translate to superiority of the feminine gender. The better your home will be orelse you are just gonna be a paper for the loo in her hands all in the name of equality.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 9:29pm On Oct 02, 2015
Nihilist:


Mscheww...You are looking for someone to join you in the afterlife. Definitely not nihilist.

Adelana cant even speak English. He communicates with images like hieroglyphics.
But his grammar is so bad, even in his memes he tabons in pics!

*Sips cold ogbono soup*

Have mercy Lord Vader... we are weaklings at your mercy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 9:18pm On Oct 02, 2015
PietroRico:
all these yoruba boys sef... Una think say everybody na yoruba here.

Ogh'uwa Tua gbe

Ovbiepa woyie...koyor....ezeye abve ivbie Yoruba na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 9:12pm On Oct 02, 2015
afrodoc2:


If someone argues with you that Saheed Osupa not Obama was the U.S President would you argue with him?
One should argue only debatable points not when things are as obvious as Cossy Orjiakor's boobs.


hahahaha......cossy orjiakor's boobs... you are mouthed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 9:11pm On Oct 02, 2015
elampiro:


Lol.

Pls don't give up on him yet. Keep squeezing him there. He will soon surprise you if he doesn't get injured. You will be glad you did.



if he doesn't create 10 chances, make 3 assists and score 2 himself.....he can be sure i'll drop his fat lazy scouse ass
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 3:01pm On Oct 02, 2015
elampiro:
MrLouisvangaal1 is it 4-5-1-1 you teach our boys or that wingers play in a more crowded zone than a second striker?







Abeg make we leave this matter and face more important things.


It is what you call for when you keep forcing me to squeeze rooney into the team.
Family / Re: Woman! Know Thyself! You Are More Than A Ring And A Title. by MrLouisVanGaal1: 2:53pm On Oct 02, 2015
nasha1:


Preach brother,preach.How come the op has been opening endless threads about self-worth,happiness,not being defined by marriage,all her long essay revolve around a self-pity party. grin

This is the problem with the op and it is a problem with many girls. They possess a constant need to remind themselves of their worth so as to give their low self esteem a lift. These types of women survive off places like the Internet. They have no life off it. They constantly need attention from guys who will surely give it to them abundantly on the Internet. They are not happy people but use all the long essays and articles like this to comfort themselves and create a false sense of worth. Once this article is past, she'll return to her usual shell of self pity and on a good day after sobbing over her boring life, she creates another self inspiring article. Its a cycle n u can see from the topics created

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Family / Re: Woman! Know Thyself! You Are More Than A Ring And A Title. by MrLouisVanGaal1: 1:28pm On Oct 02, 2015
peppyluv02:
Funny but true. 90% of the self acclaimed feminist are the ones who will eat a man's poo just to get a ring on her finger.Many just don't practice what they preach just few.

I just look through the thread and i see people like safarigirl, mizmycoli and the rest of the crew are all having a feminist "free the women" 0rgy. Once they are off this thread, they live opposite lives, exactly as described here. I know many women championing this cause. My ex is one and it's funny she is still over me. So much for being a feminist

These women live sad lives, i don't mean the young ones on this thread who are still too young to comprehend what it means to be successful but lonely. I mean the real women who have an emotional void that only men can fill but they act all independent and i don't care about men and in their much reasonable states begin to feel sad about their boring lives. I only feel sorry for those reading this and looking for an affirmation to keep living the feminist fantasy idea of independence and giving no shit about a man. Those are the ones that will later hear few years down the line that these same women who were acting like F$%k marriage are all married.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Eucharia Anunobi's White Outfit To Tinsel Charity Ball:Hit Or Miss?(pics by MrLouisVanGaal1: 1:14pm On Oct 02, 2015
She's always looking weird.......


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Family / Re: Woman! Know Thyself! You Are More Than A Ring And A Title. by MrLouisVanGaal1: 1:01pm On Oct 02, 2015
Pitiably it's a man's world. Man was created to be stronger, faster and a protector to the woman. It is just natural the woman would feel secure being in his arms, being cared for by him as he leads the home being the stronger vessel like i said. It's on this premise coupled with the submissiveness their religions preaches that ensures women are automated from infant to view marriage as the eldorado of female existence. My sister write a billion articles like this if you want, but this order will not change soon. Except you want men to stop being stronger, except you want women to stop following what the pastor, imam, bible, quoran say.

Even many women reading this are so consumed with the love of marriage and marriage related things that nothing matters than that day and the respect of being addressed as Mrs.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 12:29pm On Oct 02, 2015
ElFenomeno1:

Tonking.... No it wont happen fam! cheesy


You scared...you've seen how dangerous mata n martial is n who knows...depay may just step into the number 7 we've always wanted on that day. You are in your usual bad season form after champions league games. We are in our best form. We will serve it roast on sunday. what pains me is that y'all would only ask for wengers head after the match till he wins against stoke or bornemouth.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 12:20pm On Oct 02, 2015
I have noticed coogar doesn't really argue with elampiro when it comes to rooney like before. I think he has realised there is no need arguing with someone who has chopped love portion
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 12:17pm On Oct 02, 2015
ElFenomeno1:
Mayhem on the scummies thread.... Welcome to scum-land, where it all happens! grin


Ready for some 8-2 thonking?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 12:14pm On Oct 02, 2015
elampiro:


So you mean Rooney had more accurate passes than midfielders? So what is your complaint about? Do you know what it means for someone who plays in danger zone to have high accurate passes?

Secondly, if you don't understand the relationship between forward passes and position played, then why am I wasting my time with you? cheesy

Lastly, how on earth is a winger more upfront than a number 10? Martial tried to evade the Centre backs by playing on the wing, this automatically meant Rooney would be confronted by the Centre backs and even the number 4 of the opposition team.

You don't know anything.


Elampiro like i always say you nor sabi ball. You may have know alot about football in the past but because you are so consumed in your lust for rooney you have failed to realise what a number 10 does in a 4-2-3-1 formation. its a pity. In that formation who should be driving in from the left and right?....Rooney abi who is in the middle. So in essence at sone point we are playing a strict defensive 4-5-1-1 formation with only Rooney supplying martial and nothing coming from the wings. That you even had to bring up some instances that ridicules the point of having wingers just to defend Rooney goes to show you have lost it.

Please get off the rooney love. Its making you lose touch of basic football intelligence. i feel for you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 9:54pm On Oct 01, 2015
If i be Liverpool fan, this comment go make tears drop from my eyes. chai!!!!!

origi is a poor Man's Bebe

gringrin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 7:21pm On Oct 01, 2015
AdeLaNa1:
Kini?? They sha both played both played mid-week games. While one David was busy saving his team's blushes, the other David was busy dropping the ball inside his net grin grin

The same Ospina Arsenal fans hyped on twitter last season as the next best thing after slice bread.
If u ask me, No difference between Ospina and Almunia tongue tongue

I hope Wenger starts him on Sunday grin grin

Anthony Martiaaaaaaaaaaaalll Yes! He gets his first hat trick for Manchester United!

Don't we just love Martin Tyler
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 7:17pm On Oct 01, 2015
raumdeuter:


When you talk of English league which teams one fit think? Cos when I check UEFA club ranking top 15 I see 4 German teams for inside but na only 2 English clubs dey

If na only Bayern Munich dey enter head then maybe the persons head need to be replaced

BTW when has Nigeria been a standard for anything? I am sure Arsenal has more fans in Nigeria than Madrid. So wetin that one come teach us

That we in Nigeria don't give a $hit about a boring one team league.
Culture / Re: Nigeria At 55: The 10 Biggest Cultural Groups In Nigeria by MrLouisVanGaal1: 7:11pm On Oct 01, 2015
great people
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 7:03pm On Oct 01, 2015
dayokanu....you nor dey tire? Bayern Munich dey pay you put? when people talk of English, spanish, italian football we think of 2,3 teams but when bundesliga is mentioned na only bayern munich dey enter head. That na leagu wey person go watch they support from Nigeria?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 6:57pm On Oct 01, 2015
Pataki:


Awon iran e ni nitwit. You this certified apoda. I have told you to keep me out of your discourse and mention on this thread. It seems you want the devil to have a first class reign over your despicable life. I will gladly open the flood gates of hell over you and flog that idiocy out of your foolish skull if you do not stay in your lane. You must be a burden of high blood pressure on your father. Hopeless goat. angry


haha e pain am... UCL failures, fourphy winners..... hopeless fans. At some point you ran out of insults. Chai!!! I could see the pain. sorry nitwit
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 4:50pm On Oct 01, 2015
Dadehmola:


Stop FĂ´oling about...

That info on your club's website clearly groups the two tourneys together.


they come to this thread, get schooled and start running from pillar to post displaying more arrogant stupidity. Na chelsea and arsenal fans own pain me pass. All of them Utd wannabees. Did you see our facebook post today? People where renouncing their club because of only happy indepdence. lolzzzz chai!!! Na so some fans plastic reach
Celebrities / Re: DJ Xclusive & His Bride On Their Traditional Wedding Day by MrLouisVanGaal1: 4:44pm On Oct 01, 2015
sexymoma:
The bride nor too fine... she try sha

Your eye has told me all i need to know. i nor need see the other fat sides
Celebrities / Re: DJ Xclusive & His Bride On Their Traditional Wedding Day by MrLouisVanGaal1: 4:42pm On Oct 01, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
DJ Exclusive? Married shocked shocked??

Happy Married Life my clush kiss..

which one be clush...una turn babe to bae, na this one now

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Xclusive & His Bride On Their Traditional Wedding Day by MrLouisVanGaal1: 4:39pm On Oct 01, 2015
banky W aka Headmaster ....you nor dey shame? you are still doing samba master for your age. we never see you with one girl.

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Phones / Re: Which Network Provider Disturbs With Promotional Messages The Most? by MrLouisVanGaal1: 4:37pm On Oct 01, 2015
after i saw this...i just had to look at my phone and MTN never fails

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Education / Re: Only A Genius Can Interpret This (photo) by MrLouisVanGaal1: 4:35pm On Oct 01, 2015
mowah:
The venus is closer to the sun than the earth so it would experience more gravitational force than the earth even though it's mass is quite lesser than that of the earth , so the centripetal force of the venus would be more than that of the earth because of the square distance factor , leading to a higher revolutionary velocity which can be interpreted into a short year, but due to the relatively large radius of venus compared to that of the orbit , According to the popular equation wr=v, the angular velocity of venus would be very small relatively to the revolutionary velocity, infact smaller than the revolutionary velocity which leads to a longer day than year. grin


smh...na your children i dey pity. Common get me something over there you go quote newton's law of motion.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 4:27pm On Oct 01, 2015
AdeLaNa1:
Meanwhile, David pass David!! grin grin
Cc Pataki and Elfenomeno1 tongue tongue tongue

The keeper that actually took the ball and dropped it into his goal. Abeg leave arsenal matter, they are rotten from the coach down. There is no coach among the top 5 or 6 teams who will have a Cech as first choice benched for a champions league must win match having lost the first one. Whats more pathetic is that he rested Cech to play against Manchester united. Same thing he did against Chelsea and was well beaten, the pathetic old man is still obsessed with teams he perennially looses against. I really feel for these two nitwits who come to troll here, before wenger will leave Arsenal, they would have developed High blood pressure.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 4:07pm On Oct 01, 2015
while depay managed 5 shots on goal, mata got 3, martial got 2...baba fatso got one
depay took on players 6 times, mata 2, martial 7 times, baba fatso one again.


rooney fails in all department apart from pass accuracy back to schweinsteiger, schneiderlin or lobbed to anyone in defence or degea

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 3:57pm On Oct 01, 2015
elampiro:


This is nonsense. What is their pass accuracy?

Midfielders usually have more passes and forward passes than number 10. The further your position is the fewer your number of passes and forward passes.

Checkmate! grin


Chai you are a disgrace. You nor sabi ball. So its better for shrek to hit accurate backward passes than hit accurate forward passes that will trouble defenses. Despite that he was still not the most accurate passer on the pitch. mata who is more tighter upfront according to you best him in pass accuracy, best him forward passes.

Mata 98% accuracy
Rooney 86% accuracy

Mata 36.4% balls forward 29.5 backward
Rooney 13.9% balls forward 30.6% backward

Mata is more upfront than rooney so will find defenders on him quicker than Rooney, how he is able to connect better than rooney with more accuracy as well as more forward passes beats me.

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