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Celebrities / Re: Motunrayo Anikulapo Kuti Bares Her Boobs, Dares Women To Compete With Her by MrLouisVanGaal1: 8:21pm On Jun 24, 2018
At 35..You would think the daughter of such enlightened personality would be a little smart

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Business / Re: Irene Chiamaka Nwachukwu: Jamil Abubakar Impregnated Me & I Have A Son For Him by MrLouisVanGaal1: 8:51pm On Jun 21, 2018
Baby Mama.. The latest job in town. The new way for lazy, ignorant women to survive. Pity the ignorant, Randy brothers out there.

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Sports / Re: Paul Pogba Flew His London Barber To Russia To Cut His Hair by MrLouisVanGaal1: 6:36pm On Jun 21, 2018
lol


Meanwhile

Want to learn Video and Animation and how to sell on fiverr, rush to my thread.

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Sports / Re: 2018 World Cup; Super Eagles Land In Volgograd Ahead Of Iceland Match. by MrLouisVanGaal1: 3:33pm On Jun 21, 2018
no more hyping
Politics / Re: Young Hunter Who Started At The Age Of 5 Reveals How He Fights Boko Haram. Photo by MrLouisVanGaal1: 11:28am On Jun 21, 2018
The real patriots

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Jacinda Ardern Gives Birth To Baby Girl (Photos) by MrLouisVanGaal1: 11:20am On Jun 21, 2018
Young rulers who majority of their citizens can relate with. Not these oldies who offer no news of joy or hope that we parade here.


Meanwhile

Want to learn Video and Animation and how to sell on fiverr, rush to my thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/4460546/exclusive-earn-up-500-per

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Romance / Re: So Because I Sleep Unclad Next To A Guy, Sex Must Happen? – Twitter User Asks by MrLouisVanGaal1: 11:15am On Jun 21, 2018
You are a consequence of your associations

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Sports / Re: Romelu Lukaku: We Were So Poor Mother Borrowed Bread For Us To Eat by MrLouisVanGaal1: 11:11am On Jun 21, 2018
emi14:
I couldn't finish the long story. Thank God you survived. But did you try to remember that family that borrowed bread to ur family now you're rich?

Is it not better to book space, then go back, read and edit so you don't make a fool of yourself in public.

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Politics / Re: House Of Reps Justifies N578billion Hike In 2018 Budget. by MrLouisVanGaal1: 10:44am On Jun 21, 2018
Okay.. Legislathieves

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Romance / Re: So Because I Sleep Unclad Next To A Guy, Sex Must Happen? – Twitter User Asks by MrLouisVanGaal1: 10:22am On Jun 21, 2018
smh
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: World Cup (0 - 3) - On 21st June 2018 by MrLouisVanGaal1: 10:16am On Jun 21, 2018
This match could determine Nigeria's fate

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Politics / Re: Asari Mangeta Dumps PDP For APC In Bayelsa by MrLouisVanGaal1: 7:52am On Jun 21, 2018
They've Started.. I am sure that's how Democrats and Republicans switch sides when they are desperate to win in elections. Nigerian politicians have no honor, no ambition.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 7:56pm On Jun 20, 2018
grin

Pray for Spain

Politics / Re: Police Open Fire On Protesting Shiite Members In Kaduna (Graphic Photos) by MrLouisVanGaal1: 5:46pm On Jun 20, 2018
wow
Health / Re: 94-Year-Old Nigerian Woman, Alakija, A Sickle Cell Patient (Photos) by MrLouisVanGaal1: 1:29pm On Jun 20, 2018
It's not the end of the world but people should be aware of their genotype and save the pains their children may suffer for negligence.
Phones / Re: Why Are Most Nigerians Not Using The Face Unlock Feature Of Their Smartphones ? by MrLouisVanGaal1: 12:09pm On Jun 20, 2018
Tallesty1:
All na marketing gimmick and it is very disrespectful to mention Infinix, Tecno and iPhone X in same post when the topic is Face ID and Security.

Only iPhone X and Xiaomi Mi 8 series have reliable face id. The rest are not secure at all, OnePlus 6's face id was fooled with a printed selfie just few days after launch and the company had to issue a statement to clarify that it is less secure than other options.(pin, password, pattern and finger print scanner)

Thing is this, a front facing camera doesn't know the difference between a flat surface and a real one. Apple had to use IR dot projector to map faces in 3D in other to make Face unlock secure. Xiaomi followed suit in their Mi 8 series.
Samsung merged their own with iris scanner to make it considerably secure. Other phones are using software tricks.

The face unlock feature on Infinx, Tecno, Oneplus, and other Android phones that use just the front cameras are not secure at all. They're useful as a hedgehog in a condom factory as far as "security" is concerned.
What

You are a very wicked person. grin You single-handedly destroyed their business marketing gimmicks today
Celebrities / Re: Fancy Acholonu, Kim Kardashian And Kris Jenner At The MTV Movie Awards by MrLouisVanGaal1: 12:02pm On Jun 20, 2018
OboOlora:
Are Nigerians now bisexual? Cos the last time I knew of Alex, he was as gay as ex partner Uti or maybe even gayer than his current partner IK

What do I know sef, let me take a dive in this sunny weather...

Tatafo grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MrLouisVanGaal1: 11:57am On Jun 20, 2018
diggz:



Ehn ehn....I thought as much. I took you for a rapper immediately I heard that song. Anyways I do understand why you made the switch and I think it is a good decision.

I think you can talk-rap instead for you sing-rap.... It will definitely work better for you since you use to be a rapper. Or just talk!

Where will you place people like Mr Real, Small Doctor and co of this world? I think they talk more than they sing. They don't bother to sing pretty....they just talk! You can try that to see how it works for you.

I am just passionate about music.... I listen to all types of music.
Romance / Re: Photo Of Bride And Her 10 Bridemaids In Wrap Dress Without Shoe by MrLouisVanGaal1: 10:27am On Jun 20, 2018
okay...so?

If you want to learn how to make 2D explainer videos and sell on fiverr today, then head to my thread using our signature link.

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Romance / Re: Male Brothel Opens In Port Harcourt by MrLouisVanGaal1: 9:24am On Jun 20, 2018
wow..and some people with ideas will already be planning how to replicate this. God please delegate another angel to blow the trumpet since the one on it is taking too long.

Meanwhile come learn video and animation and how to sell on fiverr on my thread. Follow the link in my signature.

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Business / Re: Rats Blamed For Eating N17 Million Banknotes Inside ATM by MrLouisVanGaal1: 8:46am On Jun 20, 2018
lol..The real e-rats

Meanwhile come learn video and animation and selling on fiverr on my thread. Follow the link in my signature.

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