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Fmartin:
THE END OF PART 1

MORAL LESSONS
be kind to strangers
be careful not to be carried away by beauty.
thank you all for reading.

Momoh7:
E go Beta
Lala push dis thing go front page

generalbush:


Take him to a barber....

And shave his bumbum!!

Classcaptain1:
laff don nearly kill me for here.... kudos to u bro

Lily4star:
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, weren't you taught in primary school??

Stop taking life too serious, shake up sometimes

obaoyedotun:
So uncle we can't take sometime to laugh, so we should now die abi

ZarZar:
Nothing weird about that surname though. A "swallow" is a bird.

Lol @ phat ho though.

I'm reminded of a joke about people with addictions on one of those 12 step programme meetings they have to attend to stay "clean". So this time they were asked to bring their children to the meeting, to discuss the impact addiction has on loved ones, etc. The sponsor person in charge started with the 1st woman & said, "You're an alcoholic. You love alcohol so much, you even named your daughter Brandy". She nodded & started crying in shame. He went on to the next lady in line & said, "You're obese & your addiction to food is why you chose to name your daughter Candy". Before he got to the 3rd one, she got up & whispered something to her son. She said, "Dick, come let's go!"

ZarZar:
Nothing weird about that surname though. A "swallow" is a bird.

Lol @ phat ho though.

I'm reminded of a joke about people with addictions on one of those 12 step programme meetings they have to attend to stay "clean". So this time they were asked to bring their children to the meeting, to discuss the impact addiction has on loved ones, etc. The sponsor person in charge started with 1st woman & said, "You're an alcoholic. You love alcohol so much, you even named your daughter Brandy". She nodded & started crying in shame. He went on to the next lady on the line & said, "You're obese & your addiction to food is why you chose to name your daughter Candy". Before he got to the 3rd one, she got up & whispered something to her son. She said, "Dick, come let's go!"