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luminouz:
Anastasia!!!!

Seun:
Actually, in his religion, everybody goes to hell to be punished for their sins, including believers. After their tortures are complete, the believers are then sent to paradise. The only way to go straight to paradise is to be killed while fighting in a holy war. That's what motivates terrorists.

NemzySeries:
area boiforming fresh.....im sha responsible for wat i say not wat ur brain can decodes

babasolution:
so many shemales nowadays,what is happening to our women,they are becoming men,i dnt know why women luke degeneracy,always in the forefront of every subversion,the devil really uses women,its confirmed!women are getting ugly everyday,no more beauty.no more ladies,jus men with vaginas

NemzySeries:
were u dey stay no get invitible clown arnd to cum perform d miracle?

Joysmith2:
Must u tell everybody, ur brain has fault....

jtjohn:
Keep quite if u don't have anything to say instead of spew out trash.

farem:
Sad-u-see! Greatest miracle is to feel good with yourself and to acknowledge God

With your two limbs you are not being felt by the Almighty and the society.

You are hardly happy with yourself.

fof1:
U ARE BEYOND URSELF. PLS DONT BE A FOOL WHO WANTS TO PLAY GOD. UNBELIEF IS A CURSE. GOD SHOWS U MERCY AS U HV A RETHINK. MY PAL.

bionixs:
[b][/b]must you always curse yourself?[b][/b]must you always curse yourself?[b][/b]must you always curse yourself?

sexybbstar:
Someone should give me his son,so i can rape him too.



OMG! Did i just say this?...


*Runs outta thread*

Vhicthorade:
All of you be sending msgs to yourself and replying back. Well, if that's not a sign of insanity then I don't know what is.

Zita55:
Hmmmmmm.....it could be true !!!!



in every nonsense, there is a sense!!!




Lord save us!!!!

MuttleyLaff:
Oxymoron?
- something about the last sentence, the bold and underlined particularly, isnt quite right

redbeans:
hahaha.. My guess is that you're cooking beans in hostel, using hot plate with a low voltage

Lilyqueeny:
COPIED........
17 SOULS IN HELL PLEADING WITH HUMANITY ON EARTH !!!!
SOUL 1: I was a housewife on earth and I loved to kiss the penis of my husband every time we had sex. My pastor did not teach that this was a sin so when I died, I was thrown to hell for this.




SOUL 2: I used to be a woman on earth. I loved to use contraceptive pills so as not to conceive. My husband did not want any more children but when I died, the demons dragged me to hell and have been torturing me day and night.




SOUL 3: I was a lady on earth and my husband allowed me to climb over him during sex. We did not perceive that this was sinful and demonic so when I died, the demons threw me in hell and have been forcing me to climb over spears/weapons and do the same act I used to do on top of my husband. Each time I do this my genitals will tear into pieces and grow again over and over.





SOUL 4: When a brother warned me against using earrings I did not believe him and when I died, I found a big demon waiting by heaven’s gate. When he saw me he asked me to give him his property of which I did not understand at first. He then clarified that all earrings belong to him and any woman who dies with any of his property such as earrings, wedding rings, jewelleries, fake hair, nail paint, eye lashes, makeup, weave on, curled hair, contraceptive coil etc will find Him waiting for her at heaven’s gate and will be thrown into hell.





SOUL 5: Please warn all the women not to use contraceptive coils, injection or pills or else they will join me here in hell. These things are demonic ideas and billions are here in hell in torment.





SOUL 6: Please warn all humans on earth not to drink any form of alcohol. God cannot be mocked and He hates alcohol. Since I came to hell, the demons have been forcing me to drink deadly acid in place of alcohol.





SOUL 7: Please tell all the children on earth to love Jesus and read their bible. I was a child when I died and I have been in hell since. Recently Jesus came to hell and I pleaded with Him to remove me from hell but He asked me to name one bible character before He could remove me but unfortunately I could not name one. I failed this test and fell back into the fire.



SOUL 8: Tell all women on earth that hell is full of women some of whom were strong Christians on earth but died and came to hell for little sins such as quarrel, anger, lack of surrender to husband, envy, jealous, gossip etc.



SOUL 9: Tell all the people who are watching football that football is demonic and that footballers are in hell as well as their fans. They will not believe this but tell them.



SOUL 10: Tell all humans that all worldly musicians such as Bob Marley and Michael Jackson are in hell and being tortured badly. Any human listening to worldly music is doomed and is on his/her way to hell. Tell them.




SOUL 11: Tell all men who have not paid their wives’ dowry that they will die and come to hell if they fail to do so.




Soul 12: I was a catholic when I died. While I was alive, I did not believe that rosaries, statues honouring Mary and Angels were idolatry and demonic. When I died, snakes have been coiling around my fingers just as I used to coil rosaries around my fingers.



SOUL 13: I died as a pope in a catholic church. I remember travelling everywhere in the world and enjoying the wealth, security and glory but when I died demons grabbed me and threw me here in hell. Tell all the Catholics to leave that church and give their lives to Jesus in holiness and righteousness.


Soul 14: When I was on earth, I loved to watch Horror films. I did not perceive that the creatures in horror films were actually real demons torturing human souls in hell like this. When I died, the very same demons I had been watching dragged me to hell and have been torturing me.



SOUL 15: Tell all those young men and women who are engaged for marriage but are having sex already to go to their pastors and confess this sin so that prayer can be done for them before they join us here in hell.



SOUL 16: Tell those people who have not repaid their debts that they are on their way to hell.




SOUL 17: Tell those Christian who are not doing their restitutions that Lucifer is waiting for them in hell.- Restitution means restoring stolen goods/money, declaring fake documents, confessing secret sin to the person you offended, abandoning second wife, returning to your first wife/husband, declaring your adultery to your husband/wife etc
YES THE STANDARDS OF HEAVEN ARE HIGH “Matthew 5:20 “For I tell you, unless your righteousness exceeds that of the scribes and Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven”