Because being in Church is boring as sh!t.

I don't know which is more boring:

Going to Church or watching Nollywood movies.

HegenIkomkeh:
There should be no doubts,whoever argues that God doesn't exist is a first class fool!

LMAO!!!!

14. ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE
(1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid atheists; it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not.

32. ARGUMENT FROM SMUGNESS
(1) God exists.
(2) I don't give a crap whether you believe it or not; I have better things to do than to try to convince you morons.

50. ARGUMENT FROM UPPERCASE ASSERTION
(1) GOD EXISTS! GET USED TO IT!
(2) Therefore, God exists.

Lmfao.

bennyann:


I concur. You know I actually don't like the 'be the first to type amen and the likes. That alone turns me off.

Benny, when are we getting married?

renkent:
only scammers think like a scammer.

Of course.
Learner!

McBrooklyn:
Yeah, I lodged in an hotel few years ago and a girl mistakenly dialled my room number... So, one thing led to another and we fûcked and fûcked and fûcked... The craziest thing is since then, we haven't heard from each other

Oh sh!t

renkent:
just did business worth 500$ iTunes cards....the dude is legit and fast..

Ironically, you just created an account some minutes ago.

And your first post had to be here.
Learner!

Oladimejyy:
Deeper life cant allow such thing,what if she was killed in the church,

By who?

do you know what unbelievers will be saying?

Yes, who killed her?

What if she her boyfriend do check on her and they had sex.

Really dude?

What if the devil is using her to temp the brethen in the church?.

Mehn! Your reasoning is so wayward.

This news is fake

So is your brain.


How old are you?

hopefulLandlord:


yeah, he would be too busy watching Lisa Ann and Lexington Steele with Jonbellion, porn is distracting even to spiritual superpowers

Lmfao.
Even his sex-starved angels risked all the heavenly glory for pμssy.

exlinkleads:
I can't stop laughing when I stumbled upon this picture. Can you imagine. Where did he come from?

Just when you thought you have seen it all, people keep telling you "You aint seen nothing yet"...hahahaha

Abeg which place this one come from?

Ipob
Afonja
Aboki

Pick one ooooo


more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/06/what-is-wrong-with-this-photo-which.html

cc lalasticlala mynd44 make una follow me laugh ooo

And you just couldn't share the picture without the tribalism?

Intellectual vegetable.

ModusOperandi:
Isn't this contradictory. You're an atheist but you believe there might be God?

I don't believe in God because I haven't SEEN any CONCRETE evidence.

Or

I don't believe in a God.
But I have very limited knowledge of the universe.
So I don't know for sure that there isn't "A God"

Note: "a God" isn't the God of any religion.
I'm 100% atheistic towards all religions.

I'm on a quest for TRUTH.

I'm an Atheist with an open Mind

EWAagoyin:
you are a big for nothing.. .flat-screen head.. ..we're soon gonna give you guys quit notice in the west to so that you guys can move your spare part market to aba or nnewi.. Mofo

dbynonetwork:
See how the AFONJA woman was disgraced..

KingsoBabaTips:
Women can Steal ?? Na Dem Ewduland People Very lazy Folks ordinary Food Stuffs ... Ndi Ofe Nmanu... By the way where is lalasticlala he wont like this story only Snake stories bubbles him Up God dey sha...

.

Everything just has to be tribalized with you.

Do you guys actually have lives?

Intellectual vegetables.

analice107:

Am surprised you insist on scorning God. Hmmm. You may not get another warning.

Satan is deceiving you and you are forming tough, when the heat comes, only you will feel it.

Okay

Lfmao.

Queenlas:
I also stand with him


This song been trending for a while now...nairalanders check it out..if e no sweet u... I will refund ur mb


https://my.notjustok.com/track/227032/tintet-sisi-eko

Nice song.
I love it.

myners007:
Im already a matured adult.......i should ask u to grow cos u are satirically imbalanced

In that reasoning-deficient mind of yours, you have made sense.

What a pity!

myners007:
NIGERIA STATES AND CAPITAL
Abia. Bad roads
Adamawa Our Future leaders
Akwa Ibom House maid
Anambra State Blood money /kidnappers
Bauchi Beggers
Bayelsa State Militants
Benue Free of Charge
Borno Boko Haram
Cross River Kerewa
Delta Ogogoro
Ebonyi Garri sellers
Edo Runs
Ekiti Tribal mark
Enugu Coward Governor
Imo. High bride price
Kaduna Politicians
Kano Mumu
Katsina Shoe makers
Kogi Ugly girls
Kwara Big nyash
Lagos Agbero (touts)
Nasarawa Plunderers
Ogun Juju
Ondo Aja(dogs)
Osun Mermaid, witches
Oyo Dirty
Plateau Crisis
Rivers. Cultists
Sokoto Four wives
Taraba stone age people
Yobe traditionalists
Zamfara. Sharia
Abuja. Corporate thieves
I dey my house , come beat me.

Grow up!

Successful or unsuccessful, you will always have enemies.

LMFAO

Afam4eva:

The texture of jeans was used as an orifice to the God of Baal in the time of Moses.

I'm dead.

MrPresident1:
THE WATCH MAN IS SHOUTING AND WAILING

RUN MY PEOPLE, RUN

RUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE MY PEOPLE, PLEASE RUN



PLEASE LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE, RUN!!!!!!

Run to where?

To the gullible people who believe they can make billions by magic.

I'm waiting for that day when one of the world billionaires will say:

I made my money by using human heads. or by spending 21days fasting and praying on a mountain

Maybe one of you could do it.
I believe in you!

GoodMuyis:
HardMirror you may have not encounters run real juju, so you may not believed.

My grandma, in her told me she had once consultant a witch doctor for business boom, and the man recommended a business for her and the type of charm he would her, but the required, my granny dont want to try it.

She claim the witch doctor offer her same, charm he did for one of the food seller you meet Jeba, while travelling through Niger state. She also said the woman was her friend in business.

I have ever worked in a Bakery, where charm is being used to attract customers, until one small Deeper Life girl saw it hanging above her head and rebuke the stuff, and the potency reduced - as i was told it happen before i start working there

The man had to called his Charmist for renewal, only the charmist to accuse the small girl of being a witch, for her to be able to neutralized the charm

This is exactly what I was talking about.
You were told!
You did not witness it.