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Romance › Re: Pictures Of Male Officers Searching Private Parts Of Ladies by mrmrmister: 9:14pm On Oct 07, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#9999ff] it's better that way...trust me
~~~[/color]

I don't understand a damn thing you said

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Romance › Re: Love by mrmrmister: 9:11pm On Oct 07, 2016

BiafraBushBoy, no chill ehn? grin

Romance › Re: Love by mrmrmister: 9:10pm On Oct 07, 2016

onuski:
i am old enough to feed you#mrmrmister

Have you even fed the Fish living in your Brain?
cheesy

Romance › Re: Pictures Of Male Officers Searching Private Parts Of Ladies by mrmrmister: 9:07pm On Oct 07, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc] what tyoe of foolery [/color]

I can't read this

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Romance › Re: Pictures Of Male Officers Searching Private Parts Of Ladies by mrmrmister: 9:00pm On Oct 07, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]oh!! I'm goin' through so many emotionsright now! [/color]

Emotions?? What kind?? cheesy

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Romance › Re: Love by mrmrmister: 8:51pm On Oct 07, 2016

How old is this one? undecided

Romance › Re: Pictures Of Male Officers Searching Private Parts Of Ladies by mrmrmister: 8:48pm On Oct 07, 2016

That's a Female officer undecided

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Romance › Re: Do You Want Sexual Satisfaction ? Ladies Alone by mrmrmister: 12:02am On Oct 07, 2016

chocolateme:
the only satisfaction i need from you is to make your parents or guardian proud of your upbringing. And to use your CAPABILITIES, ENERGY, and LONG LASTING determination to make your future bright as the sun.

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Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Hits The Gym (Photos) by mrmrmister: 8:46pm On Oct 06, 2016

[size=13pt]6Pacs +6 cars=BabaForTheGirls[/size]

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Romance › Re: See What She Gave Me After I Washed Her Pants by mrmrmister: 8:21am On Oct 04, 2016

rossiebarbie:
mr investigator datz nt sumtin u should be lookin into #kiddin tho

Okay
Enjoy cool

Romance › Re: See What She Gave Me After I Washed Her Pants by mrmrmister: 8:20am On Oct 04, 2016

rossiebarbie:
thankyu..come lemme hug u 4 dis

Romance › Re: See What A Girl Used To Cook For Her Boyfriend...it'll Shock You by mrmrmister: 8:19am On Oct 04, 2016

Precel1:
so you'll never get married?

I never will grin

Romance › Re: See What A Girl Used To Cook For Her Boyfriend...it'll Shock You by mrmrmister: 12:09am On Oct 04, 2016

MissGdope:
and you believe this tales by moonlight?

As a matter of fact, I do
Nigerian girls are evil grin

Romance › Re: Am In Love With A Muslim Girl.......whats My Fate by mrmrmister: 11:14pm On Oct 03, 2016

[size=13pt]Op is "Suya in the making"[/size] cheesy

Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Stúpid Man On Earth? by mrmrmister: 11:11pm On Oct 03, 2016

See sermon cheesy

Op are you a Pastor?? cheesy

Romance › Re: See What She Gave Me After I Washed Her Pants by mrmrmister: 10:42pm On Oct 03, 2016

assfreaky:
which day? abeg park well. which day fit bad pass make person pikin wash woman pant and still no get friendship don't add insult to injury.

Really nigga undecided

See I get the fact that you're trying to crack people up
But this thread is absolute bullshit

Come on, there's recession in the country
So if you want to put a smile on someone's face,
You'll have to do better.

Ciao

Romance › Re: See What A Girl Used To Cook For Her Boyfriend...it'll Shock You by mrmrmister: 10:36pm On Oct 03, 2016

So she used her menses to cook cheesy

Bravo!!!
More reasons for me to never get into any serious relationship
Akant let one witch girl kill me grin

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Romance › Re: See What She Gave Me After I Washed Her Pants by mrmrmister: 10:31pm On Oct 03, 2016

rossiebarbie:
honestly;>

Hello Ma'am
I just checked your profile cheesy

How is it that you created this account last year, but you were never active until last month??

Romance › Re: 10 Questions Guys Will Not Answer Ladies When In Need Of Sex by mrmrmister: 10:28pm On Oct 03, 2016

Oluwatosin!!!!!!!!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa

Even Devil go fear the kind lie wey you just tell

"You were helping your girl ADJUST the strap of her BRA" cheesy

Romance › Re: See What She Gave Me After I Washed Her Pants by mrmrmister: 10:18pm On Oct 03, 2016

Is this bullshit supposed to make me laugh or get me pissed?? angry

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk !!!
You just ruined my day angry

Romance › Re: We are crazy by mrmrmister: 5:33pm On Oct 03, 2016

Drug Dealer
You'll soon be caught
Your name will be all over nairaland

Wait for it cool

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Romance › Re: by mrmrmister: 10:46am On Oct 03, 2016

JEZUZBOIY:
Sweery you look like a yam

A BLACK Yam

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Romance › Re: by mrmrmister: 9:53am On Oct 03, 2016

Damilolababy:
lol see dem

Romance › Re: by mrmrmister: 9:32am On Oct 03, 2016

Cutehector:
That explains everything.

People like you always have an awkward story.

L.aveda, wat's ur story?

Oh shittttttttttt!!! grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors/ Mansions In Heaven................?? by mrmrmister(op): 4:54pm On Oct 02, 2016

honourhim:
Its really pathetic. For me i cant stay in any church that does this. There are some churches that are not like that anyway. People should rather change to those churches. No pastor can tell me how i will spend my money. If you like preach from morning till night, i will put my money in any church i find in need of it, not only where i worship. For some months now i ve not put my money in the church i worship, i ve been given to other churches, especially the up coming ones to give them support. Not that my church fall under the the category you mentioned but considering the fact that my monthly tithe/offering is quite reasonable and can be of good support to the up coming churches thats why i give to them. We should be wise.

Wow
How nice of you cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors/ Mansions In Heaven................?? by mrmrmister(op): 3:53pm On Oct 02, 2016

hahn:
Product of wishful thinking.

God loves the poor and blesses the rich - Sonoflucifer 2016

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors/ Mansions In Heaven................?? by mrmrmister(op): 3:52pm On Oct 02, 2016

hahn:
Product of wishful thinking.

God loves the poor and blesses the rich - Sonoflucifer 2016

Christianity Etc › Pastors/ Mansions In Heaven................?? by mrmrmister(op): 11:22am On Oct 02, 2016

[size=13pt]As kids , they used to tell us that when we die and make Heaven, we have mansions in heaven.
The mansions are built according to what (the offerings) we give to God on earth.
Infact I was even told that Lazarus the beggar is currently squatting with Abraham in heaven grin

because he never gave offerings.

So my question is,
Do your Pastors ( who spend the offerings here on earth grin

) have mansions in heaven??

Another question
Why do they (pastors) tell you not to worry about worldly things, but instead enjoy your reward in heaven while they keep buying private jets??
What is a Pastor's reward in Heaven??

#Curious [/size]

Christianity Etc › Re: Can Souls In Hell Be Forgiven, Saved And Still Go To Heaven? by mrmrmister: 10:56am On Oct 02, 2016

[size=13pt]Christians are the most delusional people in the world
Always acting like God's attorney[/size] grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Your Miracle Is Not Too Late!!! by mrmrmister: 9:50am On Oct 02, 2016

Hallelujah grin

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