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Christianity EtcRe: The Sad Atheist! His Sad Assignment! by mrmrmister: 9:46pm On Nov 17, 2016
undecided undecided
I still don't understand why so-called christians always try so hard at making atheists appear evil.

I don't hate religion
I don't hate you
All I want is [size=15pt] Proof ! [/size]

Don't talk to me about scientists, talk to me about the god you believe in undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Testicles Is Been Touched In Dreams. Is Anyone Experiencing It by mrmrmister: 8:59pm On Nov 17, 2016
Teempakguy:
hehe, that definitely came out wrong.
A Billion Shades of Wrong grin
Christianity EtcRe: Testicles Is Been Touched In Dreams. Is Anyone Experiencing It by mrmrmister: 8:42pm On Nov 17, 2016
fineboynl:
oh my God. if only you will allow me to hold you balls. I would have demonstrate what if look like. since when insect start developing human hands. I am not talking of peach or sting. I am talking of hands touch, hold & grabbed feeling. not object but human hands.

maybe you need to move this to FP let see if others are experiencing it.
WTF! grin gringrin
grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Testicles Is Been Touched In Dreams. Is Anyone Experiencing It by mrmrmister: 6:20pm On Nov 17, 2016
urheme:
Fineboynl,
by the powers of the most high God which has also rescued me from evil dreams and devilish spiritual contact,..... i take authority over every spiritual struggles and challenges, evil dreams and devilish contacts in you life, .....by the power of the Holy spirit i curse them to die from the root, every evil deposit in your body..... i gather them....... burn them and send the ashes to the pit of hell where it came from in Jesus Name. Amen

stay blessed.

Christianity EtcRe: Testicles Is Been Touched In Dreams. Is Anyone Experiencing It by mrmrmister:
Seun:
Is it possible that some lusty neighbours have been sneaking in to play with your balls? tongue You may need to secure your bedroom better.
grin grin
Nah,
The Devil has been milking his balls grin
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Olamide Adebayo's Traditional Wedding, Becomes Second Wife by mrmrmister: 5:59pm On Nov 17, 2016
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Christianity EtcRe: Oluwaseun Osewa(plz Read) by mrmrmister: 2:24pm On Nov 17, 2016
Bla bla bla bla bla bla
Same bullshit over and over

Mr Op, is his name giving you nightmares? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Joy Oyedepo's 'Miracle' Arms Growing Video Gets Her Blasted (Video) by mrmrmister: 2:19pm On Nov 17, 2016
hahn:
If a fool can see that then what is your problem? undecided
He's a fooler cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Okeke Speaks: 'Beauty Pageant Organizers Insisted I Do The Sex Video' by mrmrmister: 1:36pm On Nov 12, 2016
fourthworld:
Tell your sister to give you the full story of how her pussy was pounded you idiot
[size=13pt]Obviously, you lack simple comprehension skills
Your father would have been better off if he had sold his sperm and spent the money on christmas chickens. [/size]
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Okeke Speaks: 'Beauty Pageant Organizers Insisted I Do The Sex Video' by mrmrmister: 1:22am On Nov 12, 2016
The story is still not making any sense.

Give us the full gist already undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Innocent Blood by mrmrmister: 1:13am On Nov 12, 2016
Nice story
Would make a good movie
But, I don't think any hospital would drain someone's blood,
Doctors aren't vampires undecided
But it's still a nice story cool
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Christ ! End Time Trumpet Heard In The Sky In ISRAEL (WATCH VIDEO) by mrmrmister: 12:50am On Nov 12, 2016
Yeah,
The Angels were rehearsing cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right For A Pastor To Have Sex by mrmrmister: 12:46am On Nov 12, 2016
This is a very dumb thread
angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: I Still Don't Understand The Concept Of Christianity. by mrmrmister: 4:03pm On Nov 11, 2016
grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Helen Oritsejafor Celebrates Her Husband On His Birthday. PICS by mrmrmister: 3:11pm On Nov 10, 2016
9jabet pastors
Christianity EtcRe: Chicken- Prophecy, What Went Wrong? by mrmrmister(op): 11:05pm On Nov 09, 2016
hahn:
Thank God for it's own incompetence grin
You have a special place in hell grin grin
Christianity EtcChicken- Prophecy, What Went Wrong? by mrmrmister(op):
TB Joshua - A woman will narrowly win the US election.

grin
What went wrong?
I just finished reading a thread where someone was trying to explain the man's inevitable failure.
All these gullibles sef grin

According to that person, Hillary won the election but didn't win electoral colleges grin. Why didn't God show him that.

TB joshua is a man who has allegedly healed people and made chicken-prophesies.
So what could he have done that God decided to make a universal mockery of him? grin

This incident has made me believe in God.

Here's why:
Joshua has been making fake prophesies, but God kept mute and waited for the perfect time to disgrace him in front of the whole world.

So dear atheists, let's all thank God for this one thing.
Hallelujah! cool??
Christianity EtcRe: Do Witches & Wizards Exist? I Don't Think So! by mrmrmister: 7:35pm On Nov 06, 2016
McIroncock:
for the theists, witches HAS to exist

its one of the branches used to maintain the façade especially Christianity

in mfm, you hear prayers like "You witches and wizard of my father's house that's standing on my life, what are you waiting for? Die Die Die Die"

they start mentioning the "die die die die" on top of their voice while violently shaking their heads from left to right in extremely quick succession

Olukoya (who gave the prayer point on the pulpit) would then put them out of their misery after a minute or two by saying "in Jesus' name they're dead"

Olukoya then gives another prayer point again which would involve killing witches and wizards AGAIN, the same witches they've killed already with the previous prayer point

imaginary friends has to attract imaginary enemies and Witches is one such imaginary enemies of the theist
grin grin

I suffered this as a child cry
They always made us shake our heads vigorously , and most times it almost always gives me migraines.
Damn I have suffered grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Angels Have Millions Of Languages? by mrmrmister: 6:19pm On Nov 04, 2016
Tongues aren't languages they are just expressions of uttermost bullshit.
Christianity EtcRe: As A Christian/muslim, Have You Ever Prayed For Satan? by mrmrmister: 6:11pm On Nov 04, 2016
hahn:
God is all forgiving. It can forgive without any conditions. Plus it can also touch Satan's heart and make it also sorry for it's evil deeds (even though god is directly responsible for evil sinceit created it)
You're going to hell grin

Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Donates €2000 To Great Ormond Hospital, UK (Pics) by mrmrmister: 3:18pm On Nov 04, 2016
Nigerian Pastor Businessman extorts money from Nigerians and "donates" to UK hospital
Christianity EtcRe: Waking Up From Sleep With Thin Blade Marks On My Body. by mrmrmister: 6:50am On Nov 04, 2016
felixomor:
U r not making sense.
U think its everything that should be joked with.
Obviously, it has never happened to you.

Maybe when it does, u will know when to joke.
Oh, when it does??
I'm really anticipating
And don't talk to me about sense cause you have no idea what it is.

If you did you'll know better. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Waking Up From Sleep With Thin Blade Marks On My Body. by mrmrmister: 11:00pm On Nov 03, 2016
Yes
One lovely day, a demon appeared to me and told me he was responsible for all the "strange" marks on people's bodies.
We became best friends ever since.


Tell me your full name, I'll appeal to him to stop scratching your body.
CrimeRe: Abia State University Graduate Killed By Gateman In Uturu, Abia State by mrmrmister: 1:23pm On Nov 03, 2016
Not the gateman's fault at all
That was karma in all it's glory
Christianity EtcRe: In A World Of Spirits And No Science. by mrmrmister: 12:58am On Nov 02, 2016
Bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
Foreign AffairsRe: Malik Obama: Why I Am Voting For Trump by mrmrmister: 9:12am On Oct 31, 2016
Godwindavid:
hey u sharap, all is asking is a brotherly support as d world president dat he is, put yurslf in his poso
ition, baba no be yur broda yet wuna wan kill am wit abuse
Never in your life quote me and tell me to shut up
Understood??

Absolute fool!
Foreign AffairsRe: Malik Obama: Why I Am Voting For Trump by mrmrmister: 9:52pm On Oct 30, 2016
Idiotic rant
You're only pissed because he didn't support your family.
Did Americans vote him for your family?


Baboon! angry angry
RomanceRe: How I Saved My Marriage! by mrmrmister: 6:46pm On Oct 30, 2016
Nice blog
Funny story grin
CelebritiesRe: Kcee Looking Like A Physically Challenged Person As He Poses With Dbanj by mrmrmister: 6:37pm On Oct 30, 2016
hungryboy:
Army now never see Kcee wear full army camouflage from head to toe? ,
For just small fake camouflage cap were I wear,
Army men make me swim for gutter water
cheesy grin
But if you're rich, you can make them clean your shoes.
Men are slaves to money
cool
Christianity EtcRe: My Favourite Christian Song (LMFAO!) by mrmrmister(op):
Seun:
"Spiritual wickedness?" How is it "wicked" to encourage people to use their "God-given" brains to find out what is really true?
They should use their God-given brains to find out there's no God. grin

I'm Dead! grin grin

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