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JoeBlocks:
And what are you doing, simpleton? At least, I'm gainfully employed and I can afford to pay you 5k every month to ease your poverty and penury if I want to.

Can you tell us what you do for a living? Aside being an incurable dickless twerp?

LMAO E PAIN AM!! GAINFULLY EMPLOYED IN A FILLING STATION selling fuel and kerosene.

Hefemale:
How many ladies have you begged today?

LOL common stop dodging my question. are u pregnant 4 dog rush hour?

JoeBlocks:
Are you high? You'd do well to stay away from my mentions.

ODE keep waiting for evidence when u mates are buying mansions in lekki.

Hefemale:
I just read this
Are you always this stvpid or is today a special occasion? Imagine the trash this waste of conception, imbec1le toad spewed.

FYI, you are indirectly campaigning for mimzy

Kudos dumbo,there is no vaccine against stvpidity

LOL girl hw is ur husband? dog rush hour?

LEZZLIE, LEZZLIE. I AM THE DEATH OF D KNIGHT GROUP.

JoeBlocks:
Dude, what happened to the evidence you wanted to post?

LMAO SMH

Erickthewreck:
Wow!!!

BRO ITS A DOUBLE WOW.

dollyjoy:
goan play ball

na ur breast i want.

kramfonos:
Since you've bet your life on a competition, I invoke the sentient beings within the spirit realm to hold you to your oath. When the envisaged victory occurs, may they take you off the face of the earth AS YOU WISHED ON YOURSELF.

LOL ordinary tales

dollyjoy:
maintain your lane.

come and force me.

N1one:
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OMG GOD. IM IN. MY SOUL, BODY AND SPIRIT. IVYY FOR PRESIDENT OF NAIRALAND. MISS NAIRALAND.

There is no day on earth that lezzlie dnt fail to type rubbish on nairaland as usual. chai na wao. sign of old age.

Hefemale:
now I see why no takes you seriously on this section.
You are just a douche. Any similarities between you and human is purely coincidental

Keep on dreaming about the manchester FC kind of money

Just answer my question and stop dodging it. when did d u and d dog on ur dp got married?

Hefemale:
'They'? Your fellow dolts? Oh my, The dog on my dp is more sensible than you
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest guy alive

hahaha so ure admitting to d fact that d dog on ur dp is ur boyfriend? i heard his name is rush hour and ur real name is haly rush hour.

dollyjoy:
This is not healthy at all

Wetin dey worry this one? anybody dey sick b4?

Hefemale:
Crush on Saintsamurai? The weakest dolt on Romanceland? oh please, wake up 'lame man begging for alms', your obsession is killing you.

LOL u still have not answered me. are u crushing on me? yes or no.

Hefemale:
You see why you are a living proof that man can live without brain? You obviously think with your anus.All you do is wake up in the morning, stare at the ceiling, dream of Manchester FC kind of money, come online and bark like a rabid dog

Wake up son, you need to see that there is life outside nairaland. Your obsession with NL is killing you because this is the only place in the world where people deem you fit to have a conversation with.

LOL they dnt call me ronaldo with a baby face 4 nothing. just calm down. dnt rush, wats d name of ur boyfriend @ur dp.

Hefemale:
Honestly Mr professional footballer, I don't know what makes you stvpid, but it really works
I can see the hurt in your eyes, I have not started Beggar.

LMAO @beggar. stop talking out of point. tell me d truth. are u having a crush on me? wink

Hefemale:
You want to know the definition of BORING? Look at the mirror

Don't thank me later dumbo aka Jack of all trades

LMAO i look at the mirror and all i see is a guy dat nigeria female celebs including foreign female celebs will be trying to lure him to bed and fork his brains out. all i need is a manchester united or barca money. wink

Hefemale:
Dolt, so you beg to feed? I thought u re a professional footballer cum DJ?

You are so inconsequential
Smh

LOL wait why are u angry? is it bcaus of d dog on ur dp giving u oh shhit!! oh mehnn!! dog fork me harder.

Hefemale:
You are sad, lonely and a chronic dumbo.
I bet your brain feels as good as new seeing that you've never used it. Barren f00l

BORING

Hefemale:
What is this one saying? Do you think everyone thinks stupidly like you?

ASK ME AGAIN. LOL NTORR

Hefemale:
Uncle, keep talking, someday,( maybe soon, maybe in your next world), you will say something intelligent

LMAO E PAIN AM.

Hefemale:

Aunty the dog on ur dp. is he d fellow giving u doggy?

Lezzlie:
Come away off NL, dear. 3 days is about enough.

I'm waiting.

MRMAN ure getting old, i hope u know that? stop chasing and failing to get ladies online. face reality, find a steady job, get a wife, and get a family for yourself. nairaland wnt help u. u beta face reality.

Dominicah:
OUR resident 32 year old ugly undergraduate studying in Scotland, when do you read your books?

Sister to study in scotland is not mouth making o. atleast she is getting a higher western education.

Dominicah:
I hope you don't want to beg her for money?

LMAO hillarious. beg her for money kwa? dnt even know wat to say to u. i will just smh

edwife:
Hmmm, noted! Got to run now, break over.

Alright mir

N1one:
oga how far na?

Gud afternoon boss, im cool

edwife:
For real? Okay go on then.

hmmm ok i know romanceland aint u thing, its 4 amaturs, so in d evening i will tell u mature sessions like sport and family.

edwife:
Lol, I still can't remember what the promise was. However I do remember talking about it.

hehe atleast u remembered. well u said i shud tell u what i want and i said i will think abt it.

EzePromoe:
Beautiful Ivyy and Diasyluv, you girls will really give a big competition to the famous ones.

My name is High Chief Eze Oyoyoumuagbogho Promoe and I just want to make #mysticsense

LOL @oyoyoumuagbogho.