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RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Girls/women Are Desparate by MrOrton: 1:59am On Feb 05, 2011
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Bloody Spammer!!
RomanceRe: Why Are Women So Jealous Of Each Other? by MrOrton: 1:57am On Feb 05, 2011
Got Proof??
Woman do you know whathuh
RomanceRe: Why Are Women So Jealous Of Each Other? by MrOrton: 1:52am On Feb 05, 2011
Awww.  You speaking to me now?  wo-MEN are jealous of each other.  You ARE right!
Proof??
Rubbish you. Keep Dreaming cos I don't remember ultering a letter outta ya name!
RomanceRe: Some Nigerian Girls/women Are Desparate by MrOrton: 1:42am On Feb 05, 2011
Yeah You've gotta point there,
But do you know the funny fin? - A lotta them are present right here on NL. angry

Ever heard of The NL FM??

******Now Better get outta here before they meet you here******  wink
RomanceRe: Mrs Chima Come Let's Discuss Men by MrOrton: 1:30am On Feb 05, 2011
Bloody Feminists!!!
RomanceRe: Why Are Women So Jealous Of Each Other? by MrOrton: 1:23am On Feb 05, 2011
Duh! So does men.
aaa-aaa, don't deviate silly! tongue

This was our post>>>Why Are Women So Jealous Of Each Other?
Leave men ouuta it! angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Women So Jealous Of Each Other? by MrOrton: 12:42am On Feb 05, 2011
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Simply means what it means.
Not everyone has the same tastes. What some people find pretty, others don't and vice versa.
For someone to say, she ain't all that doesn't always mean that they are jealous. They simply don't see prettiness 'others' see.

Anyway. . .it's the matrix. Baby food and minions.[/color]
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Bullshiit!!!

Sometimes I wonder who some of you fink you're deceiving!
What is so glaring and obvious, you turn a'round, twist, paint and sweet tune it to suit and justify your over_rated egos. Mtcheew!!

@POSTER, Nice observation And YOU ALL ARE GUILTY OF IT IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!
RomanceRe: Are These Names Promiscuous? by MrOrton: 12:11am On Feb 05, 2011
Hey there, I'm cool. smiley
Really!?
Well no I'ven't seen her yet, I've been kinda unsteady. sad
Lemme go check, be right back! wink
RomanceRe: Are These Names Promiscuous? by MrOrton: 11:39pm On Feb 04, 2011
if u a man men your balls wud drop off Tongue , if u b woman may amadioha impregnate u wiv triplets
ROFLMFDO!!

*****my first laughter in 24hrs*****   angry wink
RomanceRe: Nl Feminist Mafia Exposed! [top 5 Kingpins] by MrOrton: 12:26am On Feb 04, 2011
#1

Name: Tpia*
Rank: The God Mother
Sex: Female
Age: 72
Relationship Status: Divorced
Location: Alaba Int. Mkt. ,Lagos.
Occupation: Local Gin Hawker
Former Alias: Tpia1 & Tpia@
Height: 6 ft 1”
Weight: 133 lbs
Her Relationship with Me: Grand-momma
Notable Quotes:
"what we usually see are a bunch of daft misfits!"
"animal brains, animal talk."
"you know what, let me leave half-baked semi literates like you to your own vomit."
"^^lo gba iya e leti ko to pa. were!"
"serves him right, the i.diot."
"gosh, you desperately need some sense"
"you really need to watch your mouth- madness cant be too far away from you"
"now look again at your response and make sure you're not smoking crack while doing so"
"lick and kiss any butt as long as it didnt originate from your backyard."

Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Ragdollzzz! by MrOrton: 9:26pm On Feb 01, 2011
ragdollz:
Lol @ Orton, about time you showed up! Thanks friend grin, you are one indeed smiley!
Welcome!
Now go out and party! wink
RomanceRe: Men's Confab Zone [ladies Keep Off!] by MrOrton(op): 9:14pm On Feb 01, 2011
ragdollz:
omg 0rton so you were banned, no wonder, I noticed your username was somehow different. Anyhoo welcome to the club grin


@topic u shd know that saying "ladies keep out" is just like waving a red flag for us to enter cheesy.Next time say "ladies welcome". I promise not to bother grin
Hi B.day Gurl watsup?
Ain't you supposed to out party-in or something? wink grin

iyatrustee:
they are all lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
*****Chases Iya outta here!******** cheesy
RomanceRe: Men's Confab Zone [ladies Keep Off!] by MrOrton(op): 9:05pm On Feb 01, 2011
dazzle37:
dumd thread, wondering why some men are shallow.
You want a piece of Me?
One more word!!!!!!! angry
Obo Boco:
mtcheeeew boring thread, *yawns*
i rather go and take a nap.
walks out:
thinking : waste of space.
And you,
Look Here Woman, Boco Haram or wateverinthehellyournameis, better shut that butt hole you call a mouth
before I descend on you!! angry

I don't remember this site being hosted by/in your momma's black stinking arse!!!
And by the way we've got ourselves 534393 Topics so why here?
Don't get me started biatch! angry angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Ragdollzzz! by MrOrton: 12:32pm On Feb 01, 2011
HEY!!!
Look we've got here!
Dear, Hope its not too late to wish and sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! to a friend??
kiss




****jumps up and down singing %Happy birthday Rd!%, happy bi .  .  .  .  .%how old are you now%huh ****


;-)
RomanceRe: Men's Confab Zone [ladies Keep Off!] by MrOrton(op): 11:47am On Feb 01, 2011
vertexroya:
[size=14pt]******THIS IS VERTEX******[/size]

Verdex Vertex watsup?

[size=14pt]Orton my dear, I'm fine, it's just raining every where, but my compound [/size]  undecided undecided
Heeya. Well I hope all your livestocks are safe. Lol
2buff:
Quite the gay sounding thread, I must say.
2buff!
You must have read the purpose and aim of vis thread, if interracting amongst your fellow guys is not your 'fin' then you may kindly join 'em ladies.
viruz007:
i believe d title of da thread was men only,  Women out,  Na wa o,  angry
I wonder. A week ago they were all busy advocating, proposing, wishing and praying for a 'WORLD WIFOUT MEN', I decided to grant their wish(es) online, but its too bad and obvious vat 'they' can't just do wifout 'Us'.
Phate07:
[color=#E42217]
So, where are the men?  undecided
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Some dey here o.  Others cudn't make it - Feminists in da house got to them first.
RomanceRe: Is Homosexuality Morally Wrong? by MrOrton: 9:47am On Feb 01, 2011
Come Atitties how old are youhuh
RomanceRe: Men's Confab Zone [ladies Keep Off!] by MrOrton(op): 2:11am On Feb 01, 2011
Verdex Vertex watsup?
RomanceRe: Show Me A Beautiful Woman by MrOrton: 2:10am On Feb 01, 2011
Shattap biatch!!!! angry
If you're so concerned why not come to Bed wif Me!!! wink angry
RomanceRe: Guys Beware:10 Things That Turn Women Off & the Skills to attract them. by MrOrton: 2:07am On Feb 01, 2011
tpiah*:
number 1 thing:

1. ignorance.

please, please please, having a pinis isnt all there is to being a man.


2. arrogance

someone who needs help understanding basic concepts e[b]ven a two year old can grasp immediately, shouldnt be walking around with a swollen head!
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3. low self esteem

aka lick and kiss any butt as long as it didnt originate from your backyard.



4. s.tupidity


nuff said. Its [b]so self evident[/b].


5. lack of manners, breeding and class [including morals]

the stone age was milleniums ago.


hellooo? huh

hi, meet my privates? eeewwwwwww

what happened to hello and how are you!!!!!!
tpiah*:
in addition, the one yorubas call "oko gbogbo aye" meaning husband to the whole world aka no brake no jam, otherwise known as cant keep it zipped, or woman wrapper aka woman's handbag, or windcock.


undecided
[size=50pt]^
FAMOUS WORDS OF AN OLD AND DERANGED OLD LADY!!! MTCHEEEW!!!!
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RomanceRe: Show Me A Beautiful Woman by MrOrton: 2:02am On Feb 01, 2011
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Lmfao, You wish! angry
Show Me A Beautiful Woman, then I would have to strip her unclothed to Confirm!
RomanceRe: Men's Confab Zone [ladies Keep Off!] by MrOrton(op): 1:58am On Feb 01, 2011
Blowing Me Ofcourse angry
RomanceRe: Abeg Help Me, Oooo, My Babe's Mom Is Causing Wahala. by MrOrton: 1:51am On Feb 01, 2011
Guy If that gurl's love is what you truly desire, then go for her,
On a One-on-one convo, sort out your issues,
You can't just dump a girl simply because her Momma is a pain inda arse, afteral You're
going nu marry her daughter and not her.peace




********Old folks pls leave Us the hell Alone!!!!**************

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