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Nairaland GeneralRe: Somebody Shld Pls Settle Mzdarkskin And 190 Quarrell Abeg by MrOrton: 10:16am On Mar 04, 2011
I think its high time I take a time off NL. Its just not fun for me anymore . . .can't even remember the last time I 'truly' laughed my arse out on here. Sadists reeking of Hate all over!!!
Think I've had enough . . .bun'cha kids in adult clothing indeed!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Somebody Shld Pls Settle Mzdarkskin And 190 Quarrell Abeg by MrOrton: 10:14am On Mar 04, 2011
I think its high time I take a time off NL. Its just not fun for me anymore . . .can't even remember the last time I 'truly' laughed my arse out on here. Sadists reeking of Hate all over!!!
Think I've had enough . . .bun'cha kids in adult clothing indeed!!!
RomanceRe: Craziest Thing U've Ever Done 4 Luv! by MrOrton: 8:02am On Mar 04, 2011
Mr, Cork:
begged for punnny for 2 hours non stop, and then I cried! angry
LMFAO.
Oh Cork. . .hehehee. . .!!
. . . .just what I needed.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Seun / Mukina / Playing God (mobo444) by MrOrton: 10:55am On Feb 09, 2011
Hehehe.
How come I didn't see vis before nowhuh
Lmfao.
RomanceRe: I'm Gettin Old, & I Am Serious! by MrOrton: 9:28am On Feb 09, 2011
honeric01:
No fighting here oo or i ban everybody including those who posted on this thread angry angry angry angry
Abeg make we hear word joor, rubbish!!!
Na so to ban person dey shark you - fighting my foot!
Mtcheeew!!!


Will be expecting my Ban - knock yourself out
RomanceRe: Why Women Have Their Way And Men Struggle? by MrOrton: 1:48am On Feb 09, 2011
Lmfao. cheesy
Nah you amalgamate am O shockedwink wink wink So come know wetin you do about am O.
I no want Tz again self angry angry
RomanceRe: My Husband Cheats On Me So I Cheat On Him Too. by MrOrton: 1:45am On Feb 09, 2011
I no blame you, Na you get your mouth,
If I no  quote you, You for get right open that hole talk rubbish?


Carry your busy body waka - jeje angry
Woman Thank your stars.
****take all "offieinseeee"*****
RomanceRe: My Husband Cheats On Me So I Cheat On Him Too. by MrOrton: 1:36am On Feb 09, 2011
isale_gan2:
Ha!  Such [size=30pt]altuism[/size].  I hail thee for thy selflessness. Brings tears to mine eyes. cry
Bros I begs, Pardon My ignorance, I no go School.
But,
Wetin Altuism Meanhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
RomanceRe: My Husband Cheats On Me So I Cheat On Him Too. by MrOrton: 1:32am On Feb 09, 2011
ceasyc:
[b]u cheat i cheat just like do me i do u man no go vex? or an eye for an eye?

r u guys still kids? u guys got any kids yet? u knew he was a he-goat cheat b4 u married him but u still went ahead
am surprised u no say u or una get any STI/STD yet[/b]

if u still wanna be with him then do not cheat on him = talk to him n address d issue, [b]even get him a shrink grin but if u want to leave him or divorce him then here it goes:[/b]

cheat 1st b4 u leave him *PAYBACK*. if possible do it in your matrimonial home n bed and make sure he sees u during d act (wit d other man having s3x) or let him know about u cheating then serve him D divorce papers grin
grin grin grin
ROF:LMFAO!!
This Lady U no go kill me - Wife Carry Husband go Shrink For Common Cheating. hehehehe
RomanceRe: Why Women Have Their Way And Men Struggle? by MrOrton: 1:26am On Feb 09, 2011
Hehehe wink
Anyfin for you babe tongue
But it for make sense if you cure my "vextations" yaself O grin
RomanceRe: My Husband Cheats On Me So I Cheat On Him Too. by MrOrton: 1:21am On Feb 09, 2011
angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Happened To The Faces Of Nairaland? by MrOrton: 1:16am On Feb 09, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]kai moderators see wetin una do me,
this guy is tempting me, hes tempting,

i kant say it

i kaaant,


SHUT UP FOOOOLLLL

go kiss camel scrotum for all i care, you don 4get say na 190 u dey follow talk

oyezuzu, talk again if i nor go forget my 5 fingers for your face

[/color]
Lmfao @Mercedes Benz'd head grin

Oh! - So the "non Nigerian" spits? That cliche is long over due, find another undecided

Sometimes I wish I could just step outta ya screen and beat you outta the blue,

But on a second thought he's just a kid, and sells tantrums like my kid niece.

Nigga, back off - I bet you, you don't want a piece of Orton. J[i]ogg on Rookie>>> lipsrsealed[/i]
RomanceRe: Why Women Have Their Way And Men Struggle? by MrOrton: 12:59am On Feb 09, 2011
I no follow am O. She no bi my type abeg tongue
E get wan time way she try me so I mark am since den - You trust me now, I must get my pound of flesh cool grin
RomanceRe: Why Women Have Their Way And Men Struggle? by MrOrton: 12:47am On Feb 09, 2011
^
Inlaw, Seriously this girl own do too much!
She go just enter, Make about 7 different not-so-making-sense threads,
Leave am waka, Come back again do the same fin.

*****Lol: I kinda sound like Tpia*******
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Happened To The Faces Of Nairaland? by MrOrton: 12:42am On Feb 09, 2011
Lol. grin
See your big mouth! - So you start fear mods abii?
BTW, I dey your papa place - Come put me for My "proper" place. Baguu!
Its like my posts doesn't ring a bell, huh, Dat incidence of last two yearsm go
soon repeat himself. Rubbish! angry

****Person no go hear word again because you be 190 mercedes Benz,,,Mtcheeew!!!****
RomanceRe: Why Women Have Their Way And Men Struggle? by MrOrton: 12:37am On Feb 09, 2011
^
ROFL - Hey, U no go kill me with laugh. grin grin grin grin
But On a serious note, the gurl has got some issues. no kidding angry
RomanceRe: Why Women Have Their Way And Men Struggle? by MrOrton: 12:33am On Feb 09, 2011
Pls Mods - Tell this lady to pls and pls Stop posting thrash On this site!!!
The next time - I go vex O angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Happened To The Faces Of Nairaland? by MrOrton: 12:29am On Feb 09, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]
@Mr_Orton
you need to watch your mouth around me  undecided
do you think i do nigerian chicks [/color]
Thunder fire you there. Idio.t!
Come yarn that dust for my presence offline,
If I no go send small boi make him crack your skull wif bottle. Ewu!!!  angry

******Wondering: Who bloody cares if he does 9ja chicks or not - I send am undecided******
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Like? by MrOrton: 12:24am On Feb 09, 2011
Idowuogbo:
holidays in toronto grin
Ole tongue
#Poster,
She wants you to talk about mauwiagge wink
RomanceRe: I'm Gettin Old, & I Am Serious! by MrOrton: 12:20am On Feb 09, 2011
What kinda mother tongue is Vat - hope you ain't trying to woo us Men via voodoo tongue
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Like? by MrOrton: 12:14am On Feb 09, 2011
Talk Dirty to her bro - Dats all She wants, nothing more!  angry
Jokes EtcRe: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by MrOrton: 12:09am On Feb 09, 2011
Nigeria women are left single and frustrated with her Black Face and dirty back side
Nigeria women have put themselves in these situations with their financial demand, bad thinking, cheating habit, evil habit, lack of education, voodoo tendencies and lack of homely manner and poor bed performance
^
Is it just Me Or Doesn't Some Lady in here fit the above profilehuh undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Happened To The Faces Of Nairaland? by MrOrton: 12:05am On Feb 09, 2011
^
I wonder, Conjil dey hold am. undecided
Maybe him wan enter am shocked
RomanceRe: Get A Life, Sun News Girl Told Me by MrOrton: 12:02am On Feb 09, 2011
Lmfao. grin

O boy why you wan carry last?
Scratch a damn R_card and diss the hell outta her,
Or better still - give your woman to the diirty work undecided


*****But to be sincere, you no get work.lol******
RomanceRe: Said She Agreed To Dating Me - Out Of Pity by MrOrton(op): 11:55pm On Feb 08, 2011
adolfe bad:
Perhaps you were being used~
the sex, recharge cards, attention and maybe you ought to have seen it coming
sometimes we can't blame people for playing with our own emotions
So who is to be blamed then?
Cos that nasty incident really got to me.  huh
I always thought her not calling or showing concern were due to financial constraints  angry
M M M:
bros i dey pitying u
My brother na so I see am o - Dat gurl just use my head as sanitry pad.
Sometimes self I dey wonder whether na Jazz undecided wink

annawhite:
well i wouldnt know cos i have never toyed with a guy's emotion. cool cool cool
hehehe, Yeah babe - I believe you wink
D-sense:
^^^Honey mi
Forgive me pls,  .  . . . cry kiss
D'come - Gat the hell outta here now!!
Thought we had an understanding - to stay clear of eachother's businesses huh
MOBO999:
out of pity, now that is a second.
Bro, i don't get you,
BTW, whats the "first"  huh
RomanceRe: How Much Are You Willing To Change: ? by MrOrton: 12:23am On Feb 06, 2011
So to greet you don become crime huh
angry
**walks away feeling sad**
RomanceRe: How Much Are You Willing To Change: ? by MrOrton: 12:15am On Feb 06, 2011
Mrs, Chima:
Why are you talking to me? Arrggh.
Mrs, Chima I know you miss'd my company, miss'd yours too. dats why we both keep creating avenues for reconciliations.

@Badosky,
Omo sexy watsup?
RomanceRe: How Much Are You Willing To Change: ? by MrOrton: 12:07am On Feb 06, 2011
^
Authentic In what sense?
RomanceRe: How Much Are You Willing To Change: ? by MrOrton: 11:56pm On Feb 05, 2011
OG how far?
Permit me to deposit! :-D
#topic
Well as for me, i'm not willing to change or paint a false appearance about who I'm all in the name of being accepted by a mere human being. Humas are imperfect, and one's personal sentiments shouldn't be used as a yardstick in judging or rating another person.
Its simple, accept me the way i'm or carry your busy body waka angry
RomanceRe: Is This Guy The Reason Why Some Women Stay Single? by MrOrton: 9:11pm On Feb 05, 2011
Mrs, Chima:
Why are you worrying about my husband, Rupaul?  He do not have anything to do with this.  Fight me not your weaker species.   IF YOU HAVE AN ISSSUE, you can leave NL and do not come back.  No one is STOPPING YOU. 

[s]I don't tell you to spend time with your "hoes" because I DON'T GIVE A bleep.  Try that.  [/s]
You've been saving all those bombs for me haven't you?
Watever it is you're looking for from me, You ain't gonna find it.
And does my ignoring you now make other gurls I talk to - hoes??
Woman You've got issues - big issues.  angry

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