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Haven't told this to anyone before [but on a second thought, its a bloody forum so to hell with it!]
In As much as  would have loved Signing up a new account, or saying My friend
said this and that, or even saying I culled it from somewhere in order to post this here - I've decided not to. 

Pardon the long post - I've got itchy fingers.
The story goes this way;
Back in High School, there was this Yoruba girl I liked - alot. She was skinny, dark and thick and
with a nice chiseled jaw - Ma picture perfect kinda woman. We met and fell inlove.
She wasn't my type per se [in terms of standards]. I was reluctant in approaching her cos I felt she was local and kinda un-educated [no offence to my lovely Youruba Ladies in the house] and was scared of what schoolmates would say. I eventually fashed her.

Months later, I broke up wif my Hausa gf and then decided to go and see her - I need a listening ear.
On geting to the address, it was a ghetto - local boys staring at me and all, I stepped into the door leading
to the compound - it was a face me I face you, gave #20 box and a note to lil'boy to go in and get her for me.

Well I think I've typed  enough - To cut the whole story short, After pouring out my heart to her I told her how I felt towards her and she agreed to be become my  woman.
I loved this gurl like a Madman - presents, recharge cards, money, pads - just name it. She wasn't a golddigger mind you.
I was the one doing all the phone calls and visitation cos she never did!
Each time i said "I love you", All I got was "Are you sure??". 

I got angry one day and stormed her neighbourhood, I spit'd out all my stress and wanted out. All she could say was that She agreed to dating me simply outta pity and was scared of saying "No" cos she knew I would be angry. 

Years later, Those words still haunt me - So ladies in the house, are you fond of this act?
And What are your reasons for toiling wif a brothers feelings and emotions that way

Sidenote: This is the first and last time I'll be asking for any of your opinion partaining my personal life,
And I'm sure I've rendered good and importants solutions to your various problems in the Romance Section.
So I think I deserve an Immunity from your judgmental and criticizing comments. 

Hasn't she left already?
Pls leave NL and go back to ya husband!!

Coolabbie:
Trust Mrs.Chima 2 say it as it is.

And I bet you're in full support of her opinion ain't you?
I knew it!!

@topic,
Some women decide to stay and remain single because their feministic mentalities and stances wouldn't let them humble 'emselves to become any man's wife!
Talk more of being an obedient, submissive and understanding mother and wife!
They would prefer to put on trousers and rub groins and shoulders with we Men!!!
O good old days, when a man could even spot a good gurl a mile away - those days are so far gone.

**looking @Ann's picture miserably**
^
Rubbish!
Is that what i'm supposed to wish for as a gf?
HELL NO!!!.
What is there to be jealous about even? Did i here someone ulter the word "fufu" . Mtcheew! I don't do MILFs!!

I thought someone wanted to leave/delete his/her Nairaland Account?
What in the the hell is he/she still doing here??
And to think i was rejoicing and thankin me stars for the elimination of one FMK!!.

Odunnu how work

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=598274.msg7672032#msg7672032 date=1296914295][color=#0055bb][size=18pt]@Topic[/size] ,

that is what I'd like to know. I get it in school, @ work, on here (a certain person). . .I guess it is just how some ppl are.
I consider myself to be one of the best dressers in my town (I shop in NY, MIA and Raleigh; where ever I visit/go)
so I get nice shoes and pocket books to compliment the particular outfits that I wear. When I go to school or work
females stare HARD! They look at the shoes, the purse, my hair, my backside lol and then make a face. . .i will smile
and keep it moving. The NEXT time I see them (happens ALL of the time) they are wearing an outfit that is somewhat
similar to what I had on and have the nerve to have that "I can show off too" look on their face. It's hilarious![/color]

[color=#0055bb]Shape wise I am bigger at the bottom than I am in the top unlike most girls in the south (U.S.) who are proportional so they have more
chess. In school one day I had on some light blue ruffled bottom jeans (light jeans make my behind look twice as
big as it already is) and on my way to the Tech building, these guys were yelling and making noises to all of the girls,
including myself (typical tacky crap), anyway, I get in the elevator and these two girls VERY attractive ( but weaved
out (lol), with pounds of make up, no behind but busty) were making comments about the guys. There was another
girl who had a HUGE backside there and she seemed timid while standing in front of them. One of the "glamour" girls
made it a point to raise her voice upon seeing me and the girl slightly and said "Please, having a big butt is not all
of that! What is the big deal about stored body fat? It is over hyped!".

Knowing me, I don't bite my tongue, so I said "If you had the opportunity to have a big behind or if you were blessed
with it, being that you did not design yourself, would you or would you not flaunt it?" She did not answer me but just
stared @ me with a mean mug, I stared right back at her (prepared to get it on in that elevator - fists clenched and all)
but her friend smiled and changed the sub. She (the hater) didn't say anything, they both looked away and then I left the
elevator when it reached my floor lol.[/color]

NOTE: I think @ some point we all as women have played the role as the hater, admirer, or the HATED. Sure there are some girls
who I look @ and admire. I might envy a few things (I'm never hater lol) but I make it a point to compliment them because
I dont have a problem giving other women props. Some women are just tacky and full of hatred. . .str8 miserable.[/quote]Hey!
See me see WAEC Essay writing!
MzD, And your point(s) is/are
No mischief intended!

Henry46:
Mr orton n Ms anne can u pls keep quite if u ve nothin beta 2 scream about here

Shattap!!!
May Jupiter tick hot sperm blind both your eyes. Rubbish!!!
How dare you shut me up!
You bloody nerd. Mind you damn business. Puffff!!!

annawhite:
nada!ive seen enuf to last me for a lifetime,get your pseudo-handsome,engaged and accomplished old man somewhere.
im a beautiful,engaged and a young lady with a successful career too.im battling words with you  cos u think u r d best here,

trust me when i tell u--------- u r nutting close to the guys i see everyday

Sorry to call your bluff, but keep deceiving and over_rating yourself.
Brag, Brag, Brag is what you're good at.
Anna, Your type, nude and Hot as hell in bed won't make a single juice in me jump for joy. Yuck!!!
But believe me when I tell you that I've seen, used and dumped your type.
Nobi today so long as say na Igbo girls.

*****let me even go and see that your profile picture sef*****

Weel same here!
I bet you, I'll make your remaining days on NL here a living hell. Rubbish!!!
Mtcheeeew!!!

*****Walks out cursing & strategising****

[quote author=African_queen link=topic=598233.msg7671445#msg7671445 date=1296907260]I'm not hurting. . . Am just saying[/quote]Ok-good-to-know, Thanks for the understanding.
Have a nice weekend darling

[quote author=African_queen link=topic=598233.msg7671344#msg7671344 date=1296906112]Its ok but we're not here to dictate who's dumb or intelligent. There's freedom of expressing one's feelings and opinion. You can't say cos yours is wiser you'll have to undermine d other person words. No advice is lost or silly. . . Pls do not underrate people. It doesn't apply to just you but to others who do[/quote][quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=598233.msg7671064#msg7671064 date=1296902221]^
wtf??
Your comment no meke any sense - die  [/quote]Aq, don't get it twisted babe,
I meant your comment and not you, so stop hurting

Em,
Arthritis Attrieds Attreinds Attities,
Yeah it was locked!
Season II is coming soon, and you're No_7 on the list - Mrs Chima's evil lil'daughter Indeed!!

Anna if you're really dying to know what Mr Orton looks like,
All you've got to do is just "ask"
FYI, I'm a handsome, engaged and accomplished young man.

annawhite:
told u i aint scared of u and no matter aw hard u try to bring me down i wnt go down cos i'd still be here kicking u in d balls.
those gud for nutting balls

Gurl what are the days of your monthly cycle?

annawhite:
ABASI akan!

i'd rather die a lonely woman than answer that God-forsaken name--------------- u r so old and you cant stand what im doing to u
u shouldnt be here

^
You bloody wish!!!

xamphara:
Well,pele to all dat hav lied & dat ar being lied to. But wen u learn frm xperience,u learn emotional intelligence: b poised to assume all he or she says ar lies & just pick what you want to bliv,by so u hardly get bruisf wt[b] lie stench [/b]

Zamfara state,
If you're female - Come Blow Me
A male - Mind your bloody business!!!

Now Get Outta Here And Leave Tpia* and I Alone, pufffff!!!

I've been in hell for the past 5days silly,  
Nofin will give me greater pleasure than draggin you down to hell wif me  

Atits,
Click on the link to the thread on my sig. spot.

Rubbish!
You also caused me trauma by calling me a madman and a woman hater remember?.
But Tpia, babe why must you always spoil lovely moments igniting between you and I by bringing the ulgy past into it?
You know say i didn't mean to hurt you now!
Ok Pele :-D
So how are you??
Miss'd me??

Rubbish!
You also caused me trauma by calling me a madman and a woman hater remember?.
But Tpia, babe why must you always spoil lovely moments igniting between you and I by bringing the ulgy past into it?
You know say i didn't mean to hurt you now!
Ok Pele :-D
So how are you??
Miss'd me??

Believe it or not Tpia,
I missed You alot. So how are you?

God knows I've never comprehended any of your posts 
Nurabela Please Do Me A Lil'Favour - Disappear!!!!!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]You can lump me in all the villainous roles if it soothes you.  It doesn't matter what the truth is because people are more presumptuous than they are unassuming.  So to save you the trouble, just tell everyone that i banned you, i stole your shoes, i changed the words in your post, i ate your bread, i married your gf etc.  It usually works. Why should is speak for only one point of view when there are several? Should i be as presuming as you people?  As for snubbing. . .yeah humans have a tendency to have aphasia[/color]

Lol. I was just pulling your legs and you know it.
Iice now you've got to get a hold of yourself. You're  taking all this too far!
I never pointed any accusing fingers at anyone for my predicaments neither am I a whiner - If i let such lil'fins
bother me vat much then i should be endowed wif HBP by now.
I take you in high esteem and
Believe it or not, I've got a whole lotta respect for you - I know you better than that.

And you were wrong about one fin - The truth does matters: all the time. 

****Insult!****

hehehe,
ok o, no wahala.
You don do your own.

^
Madame Rokiatu so you know see me?
Now say "Goodevening Sir" !!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Chile, gather yourself.
Anger is the beginning of irrationality  And women by large are irrational. . .which constitutes 90% of the men on this site  As for pot and kettle, that is glaringly obvious who corners that market especially when it comes to egos. Just because a[b]ll of you men yes all of you as you will paint all of us[/b], can be droningly dense as blatantly displayed, doesn't make us of the females species[b] as dense as you all are.
[/b]
I gave a explanation of some people's thoughts on why they'd make a statement that most people will misconstrue as jealously.  And some of you'll misaligned synapses are reading cabbage instead of banana.  We don't need to justify anything as females, humans in their entirety do that. [/color]

Yeah watever iice!
BTW, I never said anyfin bout being angry, if you figured it out then i guess you've
got a hand in it!
And Why not speak for yaself? cos i see no reason why anyone would want to back up an act that
he/she ain't partaking in
And see who we've got here talking about egos - The almighty god of snubbing - iice

************I knew I should Included You In that FM ************

Just so you know,
Nofin will give greater joy than to diss the hell outta you!

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