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JAMB ASPIRANT RYT

It is really funny how so many people can become
successful failures when it comes to examinations.
Some people virtually fail every exam they have ever
written in their lives.
Back in the 90’s, I used to have a friend who literally
wrote and failed JAMB 9 (nine) times, and believe
me it was not funny then. I mean it got to a point
where JAMB officials took good notice of him (as a
regular customer) and they started sending him
seasonal greeting cards every Xmas (believe it or
leave it!).

Writing 6 mentalities to have before writing JAMB
exams is something of great interest to me. In my
15 years of partaking in various examinations, I
have come to realize that there is a big difference
between your state of mind and your IQ. Your
intelligence becomes very useful when you are in
a stable state of mind, but when the human mind
goes gaga, and there is no external hard disk or
back up around the examination room...

Firstly before dreaming of becoming a student of any
tertiary institution in Nigeria is to have a good self
esteem . Do not judge me wrongly here.
I am not going to tell you to read until we discover
another source of electricity from your brains.
I already assume your parents, uncles, aunties and
even your oga’s and madams ‘at the top’ have
lectured (or should I say bored you) on that already.

I am just here to fix your brain to fit into an
examination environment. So what is self esteem?
Mind you it is not about dressing like P-Square or
Wiz-Kid, or looking prettier than Omotola. It is all
about how you see your self (very important!).

It might amaze you that majority of people who think
that they cannot pass an examination actually end up
not passing that exam. If you stand in front of a
mirror and tell your self that you are ugly, then JAMB
paper will have the courage to tell you worse
( believe
me). So from today, as you study for your up coming
examinations, start whispering sweet things to your
self, network with sound minded people who also
share your goals and belief.

Number 2 : Never get intimidated by what other
are studying or reading. Very funny right? My first
experience as a JAMB candidate was very
intimidating. I once entered a JAMB class thinking I
have read enough only to discover that I was still a
learner. The questions two girls were throwing at on
another made me wonder if it was the same JAMB I
was about to write. If not for God, I was already
imagining the type of bike that would be very suitable
for my new found okada
business in my imagination world.
In practice, be a master of the few you have studied,
learn them very well and if you want to add to your
knowledge, feel free to join other study groups
you might find, be part of them and never feel
intimidated. After all you might discover that you
know more than them.

Number 3 : Do not think negative about others.
Girls this one mostly applies to you people. Just
like self esteem, what you think of others greatly
affects you directly or indirectly, sub-consciously
or even consciously. You might not know this,
but all the time you spend gossiping, jealousy
and holding grudges against your friend, makes
your friend even better than you. This state of
mind makes your studying process more difficult
and painful. So free up your mind before you pick
up a book today and most importantly do not
keep malice with friends.

Number 4 : Overcome Fear! Just like intimidation,
fear has a way of getting back at us. No matter what
you read, that fear in you will always tell you that
you will fail. Let me break it down for you like this:
F-False, E-Evidence, A-Appearing, R- Real. False
Evidence Appearing Real. Overcoming examination
fears can be achieved through
studying with more confident students for that
particular examination. Studying with close
friends may also help overcome fear over time.

Number 5 : Choose a strategy! A strategy is a
means you want to use and achieve your goals.
Since your goal is to pass JAMB and get
admission into a university or polytechnic, you
have to decide on a good strategy to adopt. If
you are a good listener, you might try listening
more often from your friends in group
discussions. Like-wise, if you are a slow learner,
you might as well try reading and attempting past
questions to allow it stick faster to your brains.
Choosing a strategy you are comfortable with will
not only make you pass exams, but it will boost
confidence and reduce fear in you. So which
examination strategy are adopting for you March
exams?

Number 6 : Bring in the God factor. If you have
read to this point and you do not have a place in
your heart for God, I rather suggest you walk
round your area and look for a hug-able
transformer, so that we will understand what M.I
meant in his song ‘beef’. So in essence, fear and
love God. Pray before you study and before your
exams, and every other success factor will be
easier for you to apply.

source: http://myschool.com.ng/school/news/34712/jamb-2015-6-mentalities-candidates-must-possess-to-scale-through.html


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prettydiva89:
op. You lived with the elders for long.
Omo odo agba.
Anyways let me continue laughing

funny

abio ooooo




reasons@ u ol wey say na FALSE

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina.
(Zimbabwe)

2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.(Cameroon)

3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not
with the
father's testicles. (Ghana)

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the
farmer who
grows corns by the road side have the same
problem.(Ghana)

5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open,
never tell her
to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of
fresh air. (Ethiopia)

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never
tried Hausa
perfume.(Nigeri a)

7. If the alarm of a china phone cannot wake you,
forget it, you are
dead. (Lagos, Nigeria)

8. The only woman who knows where her man is
every night is a
widow. [Togo]

9. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
10. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to
wake up with
a smelly fingers. (kenya)

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