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He went 2 d market with singlet?? Dis bros hard o!!

An average lady finds it hard to tell her age. I can't help but wander if the age would change after telling someone. A lot of them go as far as lying about their age while some would not bother to mention. What do u guys think??

greens:
Dear friends.
My wedding will be coming up on Jan 03 2015. My problems is that I will be compelled to dance. That is my major concern now because I cant remember if I have ever danced in public before and I know I dont know how to dance

Please drop your tips dears.

Thank you very much

jst jump around wit so much energy lol, d excitement in d dance is greater than d professionalism

Nt a Wande fan bt what is he doing on dat list?? N u dare 2 put Vector also even with all d features n punchlines dis year?? Did I mention his endorsements?? He had issues with his label n d court dint let him release any track until d last quarter of d year yet he did well....remove dem jor!!

Old men embarrassing themselves since 1420BC

Ask 4 a DNA test

DIS BABES FIT D BORROW CLOTHE 4 RED CARPET O!! See oga Bovi eyes sha...jst love dat man. Sound Sultan looking good as always

Its no longer news that they have colleagues there.....I CAN'T WAIT 4 THIS WICKED CREATURES 2 BE DEFEATED COMPLETELY BY NIGERIA

Cool

Wow!!! Beautiful!!! Hp d state account would not suffer at d end 4 this though

Ask our CELE sisters

Comedians ;DComedians

Hemanwel:
Bro,this is probably where you will be of immense help to me.How can I achieve that?Please fill me in.

I have been frnds wit d groom since 1942... He is such a nice n straight forward person... He introduced me 2 d bride 100yrs ago and I knew they were going to go far cos of the way he always talks about her n she is d only person dat makes him smile b4 he picks his calls so any time his fone rings n he starts smiling I will knw she is d1 calling (+ any oda hype u can tink of. Jst be brief n try nt 2 be too formal so dat d gals there can be blushing on behalf of d bride as u talk).....finally, let's mk a toast 2 long lyf, good health, beautiful children, bla bla bla (expect 2 hear "amen" at d mention of each wish 4 dem)....nw pour sm wine in ur glass or disposable cup n clink wit d couple who should still have a glass infront of dem after feeding themselves or u step down from d stage to clink with anybody so others can do same....open d wine b4 u start so u have a bottle of wine on 1 hand n d mic on d oda bt if its more convenient 4 u den u can pour sm in a glass n hold d glass n d mic.....a lot of gals there wud see u as a potential groom after dat so shine thy eyes...goodluck

tclever:
Seperation of power

gbam!! U go school

Not a fan of BUHARI. Bt since we have seen what GEJ has to offer its only reasonable we try BUHARI....abi no be us d shout 4 change??

They called me Baron De Mostesquieu (if u did government in school u will understand y) cos my real name is Monday

Francon:
Responsibilities.....

Serve as the groom's personal aide and adviser before and during the wedding. This can
include helping him pack for the honeymoon (the valet part).
Help the groom choose and rent (or buy) wedding formalwear, and coordinate the other
groomsmen's rentals. You guys are supposed to match, after all! You may be expected
to arrange accommodations for out-of-town groomsmen.
Organize the bachelor party. Don't be shy about enlisting other groomsmen to help you
out -- most guys don't mind this duty! Put financial worries out of your mind -- the
cost should be split among everyone who attends the bash.
Attend the rehearsal and rehearsal dinner with the bride and groom and all the other
attendants. This is your chance to figure out how you're supposed to walk down that
aisle.
Stand beside the groom at the altar and keep the bride's ring until vows are exchanged.
Find a safe place for the ring (and triple check that your pockets don't have holes) --
you don't want to fumble around when it's time to whip it out.
Corral the other guys and make sure they're performing their groomsman duties.
Sign the marriage license as a witness after the ceremony, along with the maid of honor.
Give the officiant a sealed envelope with his or her fee (the groom's responsibility) just
after the ceremony.
You may be announced with the maid of honor when the reception begins.
Dance with both the honor attendant and the bride during the wedding party dances.
Give the first toast to the bride and groom at the reception. This is your biggest -- and
probably most frightening duty.
Collect any gift envelopes guests bring to the reception. You may be asked to deposit
them in the couple's bank account or at least to keep them until the couple returns from
their honeymoon.
Decorate the getaway mobile. Grab the other groomsmen and the bridesmaids for this
one.
Drive the couple to the wedding-night hotel or airport after the reception. If you
perform this service, you'll need to stay sober throughout the reception. If you have a
feeling this may not be possible, hire a car to drive the couple into the sunset.

comprehensive!!! Have MCd a lot of wedding receptions and have always thought d only job of a best man (apart 4rm d follow follow job) was to make a toast.... Guess this should solve the OP's problem

Aprime:
The last of it's kind.
RIP vampire rat. A living legend.

hahahahaha u r high

Purity1:
Her fans.
If we don't take care of her...who will?

lol her "detol" fans

Dis govt is just a joke

Can someone remind me of how this money is beneficial to a common man??

Ya all should free dis babe na! If her hubby is not complaining who r u

blemon44:
who is on drugs?

d guy ofcus! Y wud any1 kill his own fada??

blemon44:
maybe he wants to marry his Mother
that was why he killed his Father

what is dis 1 saying Anyway nobody in his right frame of mind would do dat.......SAY NO 2 DRUGS

busuyem:
After the long awaited test invites for December 2012 NNPC graduate trainees, dem don slate the test for my wedding day. How can I leave my wedding to write test whose end may not be determined by competency? Anyway, it pains me cha.

other reasonable opportunities wud surely come in d future so go 4 ur wedding instead.....BTW am free for 6th december. U got an MC yet??

I believe u boss

SAVEDBABA:
do u no wu her fada is

that's my point

And she is a DJ o!! I wonder if Jimmy Jatt has a house in New York

Des always a way out mehn.......welcome 2 Naija

Wisdom!!! I saw dis coming....welcome back boss

bigass:
32000 Naira per hour for A Nurse!!!

8hrs is 256000 multiplied by 25days
equals 6.5million Naira a month

that's Steven Keshi's salary

iammo6:
i feel ur pain bro...relocate na

my broda...jst scared of starting lyf afresh if not I don tink am b4 2 relocate sef