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KentoBility:
Hi Nairalanders, Lets talk about this everyday important question.

I’ve been wondering, most women have this NO SEX ON FIRST DATE motto like it’s the only criteria to know a good girl or good house wife material. They say it gives the guy the impression that you’re too cheap and he would definitely dump you easy – You agree to this?

To me, it’s not true. You can play the hard-to-get for a year and still get abandoned. So, ladies, allow your mood determine for you. If you have to bang that guy, bang him! And who knows, it might result to true love and marriage. Or what do you think, guys?

Share your views and let us know what you think about this?

any lady that doesn't allow me shine her Congo is a wicked lady and therefore wickedness is classified as a cheap act...

enedoboy:
mehn!! it was not easy going for HIV test after having series of HIV symptoms . Devil knows how to manipulate your mind and body. Friends have told that I have HIV and all that , I became very afraid .The girl that I had unprotected sex with is from Benue and you know that Benue is no. 1 in that list. I started having HIV symptoms e.g

1 . Loss of weight : Before I had an unprotected sex , I was weighing 90 kg but after some months I rechecked and it was 86.6 . It was not easy for me and my friends noticed it .

2. Rash: That same period I noticed rashes on my hand and back. And it is also a symptom of HIV ..

3. Joint pain: I started having pains in my joints , etc.


Then , I finally concluded that I have HIV but I was very scared for Test. That alone gave me nightmares and sleepless nights until I summoned courage to do HIV test .

First , bought the HIV kit and I did the test on my own ,it was negative , I did not believe it until I did a test today in a govt hospital and it is negative. I thank God.

My Advice , always use condom , never believe what any body say about you. God has the final say . Thank for reading. God

God bless you.

you forgot to add brain problem is this a clinic

ennyhola:
Good morning everybody..I am less of a writer so skip over the blunders...
I will forever thank TECNO for pushing me over to XIAOMI..I'm forever grateful
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If you're still using TECNO and other phone based in Nigeria..you're being cheated upon and your hard earned money is being ripped away from you..
..before you criticize,i was a TECNO fan..I used TECNO L3 for 2years..the screen got cracked I couldn't get it replaced and even the small power button wasn't even available now tell me what's the essence of Carl care?
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I am currently using my TECNO L8+ ,Great phone..good battery..and the phone served me well..but this phone can Hang for Africa..but still I was managing it because i thought that was the best I could get for less than 50k compared to Apple and Samsung..so I was gladly rocking it and waiting patiently for TECNO L9+
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Seriously..with the specs..I was already expecting the phone should be around 40k-50k..I so much fell in love with the phone. Do check unboxing Videos,followed TECNO on Facebook,twiiter,Instagram .I was so much anticipating the #Beast!!...I even reposted the Phone on my Instagram
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But the wait was killing me..and there was no New phone from any company..so then I decided to check what's in this 0-300+ XIAOMI thread..I said to myself "if this Thing ain't too e no go pass 100pages"
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So I clicked on the page...mhen!!!..I saw specs I thought only existed on Flagship devices for less than 30k..Jesu! Apostle must hear this!
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I was seeing pple testifying daily.. unboxing .. appealing.. delivering...GUYS I SAW REAL.PHONE SPECS FOR THE FIRST TIME...I SAW BEAST I CANT IMAGINE EXISTING......and I was converting with the official exchange rate not knowing it was just 320naira to 1dollar
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I was seeing Mad phones for 26k...30k..34k... 76k XIAOMI Phone killed all Samsung devices..

But the phone being shipped ruled me out..so I stayed observing waiting for TECNO L9 home based phone,i kuku no expect any Carl care assitance.. because them rude gan..Dem no dey reply and dey don't even help at all....
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And then they released the phone I've been expecting for months... FUCKING 69KKKKKKKKKKKKK something that shouldn't cost 20k compared to XIAOMI phones....
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Then...I turned fully into XIAOMI Phones...then it was already @400+ pages.....
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More loading... Currently using the least XIAOMI Phone..4a..and the experience is heavenly..I do Feel like crying sometimes

go and tell them this story in your village not here on NL

Dhayor001:
Lol.

No point in badmouthing anyone cos a relationship didn't end as I would have wanted.

Thank you.

@your pic, you are beautiful.

leave her o

Safiaa:
Then stop wasting her time

ms advocate am sure your own bf sef no go marry you because na to dey put mouth for other people business you sabi.... is it your time he is wasting

oluwasma:
lol so she is a heart breaker

bros she must have upgraded to an heart crusher

marshborn:
I have several reasons to smile today....so please join me in celebrating. May God bless us all.

happy birthday sir more sense for you

oluwasma:
Source: https://seunsdigest./2017/04/22/what-advice-would-you-give-the-person-that-is-dating-your-ex/

start working for super glue company cos when she breaks the heart you go sabi glue am

dipsondu:
Big Yes for me, I really con't wait to pop the big question!

Will you?

No but what is your concern is it your marry I would marry

Kamirun:
you are so so fake... You had sex in a room with the cameras all over the place? Seriously? U sound so fake, try not to be fake next time else you'd blow everything... Sorftwerk hope you can read what your babe dropped!

before

ugosonics:
Source https://flashreporters.com/2017/04/22/finally-singer-simi-reveals-dating-nigeria-music-industry-will-definitely-shocked-photo-proof/

“Who is Simi Dating” – This is the question everyone cannot stop asking. We think the wait is finally over.

Are they pulling our legs or what?! They shouldn’t toy with us oh! Female music sensation and rapper, Simi and Ycee, took to Twitter moments ago to… It’s a lie joor! It’s pure sarcasm! They can’t just come and fool us like that… On the last day of August? We’re not falling for it! eyes rolling. The two took to Twitter moments ago to “act” like they’re secretly dating but now, have let “the dog outta the bag”

legover

ladiesmirror:
There are four categories of Ladies. Based on Logistics.... Which category do you belong to..

and you too would say you have ambition abi.... the future of our country is in jeopardy

FitnessDoctor:
You must have been talking about poor and average girls who were just trying to feel big.

Most girls would go after you, if you have 4 things

good looks
Some cash
nice dressing
You don't care about them

Simple truth #speakingfromexperience

true that

ba7man:
Abeg, there is no such thing as a C-500 Benz.

and u finished from yabatech where is the future of our country

Stanleysteno:
hello Mr savage, no be me cause the suffering of this country. U n i know People wey cause am....

where my whistle

Growing up I was told love conquers all and true love knows no bound.... moving to 2017 I have been taught that otherwise. In 2016 I was not too rich but on a random I was doing well or at least I had a job and all.

During this period I toasted babes tire no gree they said all sort I was good enough for them even though then I could afford to take care of their basic needs but they would always say you are not good enough.

Now in 2017 bought a c500 benz and ever since then things have changed true love has been looking for me people that claimed I wasn't good now buzz my phone's like it's an emergency line.

Am a gentle man but my car has been such a talkative. He has been toasting all the girls for me and putting them on the bed.

Just wondering why girls fall so fall so much for cars this days.

Stanleysteno:
Chissssoooosssss!!! Abeg oooo who get versline for here?? Is dis yansh n bwest?? Person go blow this babe till him prick break

them do naming ceremony for you too chai this country has suffer3d

Freeman50:
Young Nigerian model, Uche Mba is an embodiment of 'hotness' which is gloriously expressed from her cute face, flawless brown skin colour to her round and fleshy boobs, portable bum and petite body structure.
Her luscious mammary glands seem to be her selling point as she parades the highly priced natural assets in style at regular intervals. In fact, flirty comments on her glossy breasts dominate her Instagram page where she boasts of a followership of over 339,000 people.
Uche Mba hails from the South-eastern part of Nigeria and she is an international model that has featured for top brands in the United States of America. She recently lost a big modeling job in New York due to her body size which she has been struggling to reduce in recent times.
Uche has used her medium to showcase African wears which always look attractive on her.
See more photos of Uche below:

nna for real

seroma:
So just about how much should a babe stroke a guy's hard erect d!ck before eventual anal or v@ginal penetration for the guy to feel maximum s3xual pleasure - 12 or 24, or does it have a limit? One thing is for sure - there must be penetration even after such stroking with her touching hands for the babe to enjoy the experience too!

Checkout these naughty snaps displaying how a babe handled her boyfriend's big long 'stick' (18+): http://allnakeed..com/2017/04/how-much-should-babe-stroke-guys-hard.html?m=0

and you celebrated Easter the thunder wey go fire y1u is coming to do bonanza

[quote author=BininEmpire post=55783943][/quote]and you celebrated Easter the thunder wey go fire y1u ehn is coming to do bonanza

PresidentMUGABE:
I was going through my son's home work last night and I saw this.

you shouldn't be sad like father like son na

Freeman50:
This is pure madness. A lady was all smiles as she was spotted flaunting this "naked cloth" to a party

I must not born woman pool because if my poking try am otumapa must hear word that day

Essentials1:
Okay, thank you so much

Very nice of you to voice out your opinion

Have a nice weekend

you too bro.... one for the road

GEExclusive:
Not a shot. It a boutique. I have one employee.

My boutique is along ogunlana drive. If you wish to patronize us, I can drop a mail with regards to that and my accountant will get in touch with you

chai I haff suffered madam accountant don't get back to people trying to make inquiries are you sure it's a boutique or a shop

Essentials1:
because poverty is your friend, doesn't mean that poverty is my friend...

I make a lot monthly and I even have some to through around into my siblings education.. Do you?

Instead of replying me, go and think of how you will move your life forward

lol honestly you don't have money..... or you don't make money at all because if you make that much you won't have time to come to NL to write rubbish.

GEExclusive:
I run a boutique in Surulere. Writing is one of my hobbies

boutique or shop. just kidding though nice writeup plus where is your boutique in let's i had love to patronize

Loyalblak007:
I have been hearing about "them" but am yet to come across one

and when i mean *virgin guys*... Can a guy actually be in a relationship and stay without sex for 6 months or more or probably not even having a thought of it at all?

do brains exist because e be like your brain don travel

GEExclusive:
A very warm evening to my nairaland family. I missed y'all. My day has been hectic and memorable. Don't you wanna find out how it all went? I guess Yes. So Lego.

After his dramatic way of proposing to me, I received an augent call from my accountant who has been standing in for me for the couple of days I was out. She informed me that one of my supplier called Italy, requesting me to pick up some goods I have ordered for the past month. So I had to head back to Lagos.

After so much stress clearing the goods and sending a confirmatory message to my supplier in Italy, my phone rang. So I put on my Bluetooth and behold, it was my in-law on the phone. The old was busy crying on the phone saying "GEE, you need to rush down to Abuja. Tony is been hospitalized". I was like, the Tony I left in Abuja was hale and healthy. What could have gone wrong in the nick of time? There's only way to find out, isn't it?

I couldn't go via a flight again since I hadn't book for a flight due to the urgency of the journey. So, pick up my car keys and head straight to Abuja. Though, the journey was hectic. I mean I haven't travel such a long journey in a while. But at the end of it all, the expedition was Worth the risk.

When I got to my in-laws house, I met Bisola. I was surprised to meet her watching movies though. But then, her only companion aside her teddy bear is movies. So I asked what happened to my love? She said while hissing " Hmmmm, Tony must have been missing somebody o". I know she is an unserious type. So I quickly college the address of the hospital from her and drive up.

On getting there, I met his dad. He was very happy to receive me. So he took me in. I met with the doctors and nurses taking care of him. So I asked, what could be wrong with him? The doctor replies "at this point, we can categorically say but it may be due to stress". Tony now called daddy and whisper to him and immediately, with smile, dad told the doctor and nurses to give us chance to discuss while they go out and discuss on the bills.

So they went out leaving us to ourselves. I was setting on hubby's lap. We talked and he said, he missed me that's why he was sick. I was like, you just made me to drive all the way from Lagos for this?... Before I could finish, he began kissing me heavily. His tongue was all up in my mouth. So broke out and said, you are sick.. Aren't you?

He said, yes but you are my antidote. I was honored. So I began to kiss him. His hands were all on boobs. While kissing my lips, he dipped his hand in my bra and start caressing my nippless. While all this is going on, my hand was in his boxers. Messaging his balls softly and tickling his cocccck. So, he stood up from the and lay my back on the bed. He raised my gown and used his left hands to part my panties.

This time, I was already breading heavily. So, he started kissing my pusssy and eating my clit. He knows his riffle is way too big for my pusssy, so he needed lubrication. Then, the drips hanging on the Iron stand couldn't have served a better purpose. He removed the needle and pump the the water into my pusssy and lick around my pusssy with his tongue. I look straight into his eyes and said you are specialist... Aren't you? He said, Hmmmm, I just know how best to work you.

So, he wanted to pump more water, then I held his hands and said... I want some bullet,touching his dïck softly. He removed the mighty from the boxers. Though, my pusssy is already wet but at the sight of his monstrous cocccck, I was already panicking.

So, he parted my legs and put one of them on his neck while holding the other. He put the head of his dïck on my clit. I was already shaking. He now slot in his dïck gently with him gazing at my eyes. He started digging me slowly and I was feeling it. He dig even faster and I couldn't help but moan lightly so that people on the other room wouldn't know Whatsup.

Dad already was expecting us, so called Tony. While the call came in, Tony was already about to cum. So he picked while Cumming in me. I looked at him while he was telling dad "we will be out in 5mins". I was already feeling some relieve down there. It felt like heavens.

So, we quickly dress out and walk towards the reception happily as always.

and you have a job na him you write this kind epistle ..... come na groundnut you dey sell

Essentials1:
Interesting..

I am already a subscriber... I hope to receive this in my mail

instead of you to think of how to make money obo in Yoruba terms