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isyourboy:
I was with my girlfriend earlier this morning in her room, and while conversing with her, instead of calling her name, I was calling the name of the girl I toasted yesternight, ,later on I just noticed she was looking at me somehow and I thought maybe she needed my divine touch,, later she con tell me ""do you know you have been shouting another name since Wen we've started talking??,,,, I was amazed I just told her na my niece name wey make me angry before I come here. and now she doesn't blv me ##i don't want to lose her

since you don't want to lose her go and tie her on a tree shebi sense is now far from you.... that u would be calling her by another woman name idiat just give me her no make I bring am come warri

Dhayor001:
You again?

na her guardian angel u dey ask you again?

Misypee:
I've been trying to solve it

for romance section..... come which school you go it's must be yabatech

Fuckshiit:
yo ain't fúçking bad

tell am ooo

Debbiepaul:
hahaha you one die abeg I don't want to be responsible..

petu! This your kemenish lips won't save you ooo this na full area o

lefulefu:
una don start

somebody cannot play with u again harsh human being

Debbiepaul:
one heavy rock coming your way

bring it on we full ground na u go tire

Idydarling:
if I were to be a guy, I'll blow speakers

una wicked o area full here

Debbiepaul:
girl I have done dat ...

when u enter NO don't throw stones

Beejayx:
Laff wan ki me

bros mind yourself o

hope2wise:
oga where u dey stay

Diakia kogi

charismart:
men and sex are like 5&5 1/2.right from the days of sir adam.women has been the downfall of great me,na before dick no dey rise anyhow but now,even female goat voice dey make am rise.great men of God has been bring down by punna.he that has ear should hear

chai go to school u no go hear word na chukwudi house u go dey go..... " great men of God has been bring down by puma pls go and buy brighter grammar

hope2wise:
As per this post,

www.nairaland.com/2606005/man-gets-stuck-best-friends


Penis captivus is a rare occurrence in
intercourse when the muscles in the
vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual (a form of
vaginismus), making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina.


be informed

pls climb my wife and then u go know say no be by joystick captivus

haykes:
Pls send her 2 me Asap

weldone sir regard to your mumcy in fall voice

McBeee:
after getting paid i can get beta one
i can do beta ryt now so whats the point

wordup

Aityluv:
I met him during my service year, my senior colleague then, from d same locality. Broke up 3 yrs ago but we were still communicating to some extent. He wants me back again. Pls is it advisable to start up a relationship wd him again?

people like this dey tire me.... you go soon come to NL to ask if it's wise to bath in the morning. Go and ask your pastor

McBeee:
im still gonna blow it
if trumpet dey sef i go blow

guy u wicked ooo u go be warfe!

Debbiepaul:
didn't know kids are allowed to use nairaland ...wonders shall never end

chisos mr crock abi mr c*rk from America na u be dis

Debbiepaul:
hey everybody am new here just joined today hope am welcomed ..please no bad mouthing.all the warri boys area..

bros come pay your dues

VolTOxic:
It's a pity you decide to waste your time, fantasizing about the impossible. I can't blame you though, I know time is hard, but please get up and do something!

I can see the something you are doing balu

adajoe555:
How


How

owl na bird o .... kidding though congrats dear

If this lady was neighbour and a politicians daughter and you found out her dad had stolen government funds. Just as you were about to whistle blow her father she walks into your house like this would u whistle blow the father or whistle blow the daughter knowing that you have to choose one which would you choose.

MEGGATRON:
mrsavage don smoke ajegunle Igbo again, you no comprehend wetin you quote ni? I posted NOT RIPE YET.

same joint bro

adajoe555:
what happened?

you happened

MEGGATRON:
15 not ripe yet.

weldone sir.... they just refurbished your prison .... don't worry shebi 15 is ripe ... you go soon get sense

Passy089:

Guys Please help a brother out....I'm having serious problems controlling this girl, it all started because I often go their flat to watch football because I'm friends with her much older daddy,she's always starring at me, it got to the point of her always complimenting how handsome I am and how lucky the girl that will marry me will be ..I usually laugh it off as unserious childish talk from her ,until she showed me stack of my pictures she has been taking with her camera phone without my knowledge,even sneaked inside my apartment and trying to help with my house chores but I refused and insisted she leave immediately, she rushed hugged me very tight and ran to their flat.

Please I don't want to be seen as a bad friend neither do I want people to start seeing me as a child abuser .
Should I tell her parents? would they understand me? a friend said I shouldn't tell them because I'll end up being accused of same thing I'm avoiding .I'm confused.w

mr senator yerima just remember it's only 15 years pere!!! U would spend in kirikiri ... that should put u on check

ProsperOkec:
His name is Prosper Wobodo my name is Prosper Okechukwu. Name sake thou. dose he look like kemen ?

he looks like the aba version but he doesn't have that trademark parachute lips though

adajoe555:
me

na u be this chisos is Lord

PastorandMentor:
Two women caused commotion on Friday at the University of Port Harcourt choba as they were part of the matriculation ceremony that took place in the institution. They were seen smiling and exposing their boobs without shame as they pose to take pictures.
What is the world turning into? The kind of women who move from camp ground to camp ground praying to God for a good man. See pictures below

with those fallen heroes on their chest I beg to disagree those things can't cause commotion

Safiaa:
Keep quiet. Pleasee

safiaa don't look for trouble o

mizchoc:
This young lady wrote to joroolumofin asking for her advice on a matter..
According to her, she has never spent two days in a guy's house and she met someone she really likes but she's scared of visiting because she doesn't know how to do anything.

What would be your advice to her?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTLdjEvgg56/

Lalasticlala
mynd44

it's well

oluwasma:
Thanks Dhayor001...my nice guy

were you guys are heading too there is chukuchuku on the floor ooo